A short story by OEG
Scene One
LOCATION: The Middle of the Road.
[Beavis and Butt-Head are walking on the road to get a ride. They were sweating like lint morons].
BEAVIS: Mmm-heh. (Sweating) I'm like sweating! Heh-heh. (To Butt-Head) Hey Ass munch. Heh-heh. How long are we like going to be walking till we are dried? Mmmm-heh.
BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis) Just a few hours, butt-munch. Uh-huh-huh-huh. Uh-huh-huh-huh.
[Then, a truck passing by to the boys].
BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis) Hey look, dude. Uh-huh-huh-huh. There's one now. Uh-huh-huh-huh. Get ready to like hitch. Uh-huh-huh-huh. I said 'Hitch'. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.
BEAVIS: (To Butt-head). Heh-heh-mmm-heh. Uh, Butt-head. What's a hitch?
BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis) Uh... Hitch is to like give a signal with your hands and then ask for a ride, dumbass! Uh-huh-huh-huh.
BEAVIS: (To Butt-Head) Oh yeah. Mmmm-heh-heh. You mean like this? Mmm-heh.
[Beavis uses his middle finger to up the truck driver. After the truck driver saw what Beavis did, he opens the window to throw his soft drink at him].
BEAVIS: Heh-mmmm-heh. [After getting hit with a soft drink thrown at his face] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! My face. (Falls into the ground) Heh-mmmm-heh. (Tastes the soft drink on his mouth). Mmmm-Pepsi. Heh-heh. Mmm-heh.
BUTT-HEAD: Beavis, you dumb-ass! Uh-huh-huh-huh. I say hitch, not be a b*h! Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh. You are flipping him off and now, uh-huh-huh-huh. We are never getting a ride to our town! Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Now quick wasting time. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh. We need a plan for anyone to like hitch a ride with us. Uh-huh-huh-huh. (Thinks and has an idea).
(Beavis gets up and uses his hands to rub all of the pepsi drink out of his face).
BEAVIS: (To Butt-Head) So, what's your plan? Heh-heh-mmmm-heh.
BUTT-HEAD: (To Beavis) A plan to like get noticed. Uh-huh-huh-huh.
NARRATOR: To Be Continued!