The Grimm Knight of Hell
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A/N 1: DEPRESSION IS A MOTHER FUCKER!!!
A/N 2: After some careful consideration, I've decided to cut the harem down to an even smaller number of girls. The reason why is because I felt like I'd be giving myself too much to do and the fact that in the story "Jaune Arc of Hell" where some of the girls in the original harem draft are dating Jaune. So anyways, the official and FINAL version of the harem is:
Loona
Octavia
Blake Belladonna
Neo Politan
That is for sure the final draft of the Harem. So no more girls will be added.
Chapter Nine: Loo Loo Land Part 1
Loona let out a yawn as she woke up. She sat up from the bed and stretched out her arms. The Hellhound rubbed the side of her head to try and get rid of some of her tiredness.
Her ears twitched as she heard some soft snores. She turned to see her boyfriend, Jaune, sleeping peacefully beside her. Loona blinked for a bit before she smiled warmly. She gently and carefully laid back down on the bed and stared at Jaune. Her hand slowly reached the side of his face, cupping his chin.
She couldn't help but find the sight of her boyfriend sleeping peacefully to be so pleasing. It was a strange yet pleasant feeling for the Hellhound to feel. She wasn't complaining though.
Loona's smile widened a bit as Jaune unconsciously smiled slightly at her touch.
The blonde's eyes then opened up, once he was greeted with the sight of his girlfriend made him smile even wider.
"Hey beautiful." He said, his voice was quiet and calming. Even though he was smiling on the outside, on the inside he was surprised by one thing. 'Huh, no nightmares tonight?' He thought to himself.
"Hey babe." Loona whispered back. Her hand then started to massage his face gently. Running between his cheek and his hair. Her fingers ran over the entire left side of his face in a loving manner.
Jaune let out a soft chuckle before he reached out and gently grasped her cheek in return.
They gazed into each other's eyes. The look in their eyes was full of love. Jaune and Loona were only together for half a year and already they were so in love with one another.
They continued to stare at each other's eyes, until Jaune spoke up.
"We need to get up now. We have to go to work soon." Jaune said.
Loona groaned slightly at this. "Do we have to?" She asked.
"Well no, but do you want Blitzø to burst in on us?" He asked rhetorically.
Loona sighed. "Fine." She said as she got up from the bed. Allowing Jaune to have a great view of her naked body. His eyes drank in every inch of it. Knowing that Jaune was checking her out, Loona looked over her shoulder with a seductive look.
"But you're joining me in the shower." She demanded playfully.
Immediately Jaune got up from the bed, and followed his hellhound girlfriend. Causing Loona to playfully run resulting in him to playfully chase her.
LATER
After having a little 'fun' in the shower, Jaune and Loona had made their way to the I.M.P. office. Upon entering, they were greeted with a strange yet amusing sight: the state that Blitzø was in. The tall Imp was completely battered, his clothes were torn and body covered in claw marks. In his hands was a cup of coffee.
"Woah, what happened to you?" Loona asked. A bit surprised to see her adoptive father in this kind of state.
"Got fucked up by a bird." Blitzø grumbled. Normally, he would never admit to something like this but at this point he was just tired. He then took a sip of his mug.
"Geez, Stolas got a little too rough with you?" Jaune joked with a teasing smirk adorning his face. Loona giggled lightly at the jab.
Blitzø glared angrily at the blonde sinner. "Oh fuck you!" He yelled as he threw his mug at Jaune. The blonde simply moved his head to the side as the mug flew past him. Hitting and smashing against the wall as a result.
"So what's on the agenda for today, boss?" Jaune playfully asked.
"Ugh, nothing. Today's already starting to be a slow day. So just hang around or some shit." Blitzø said as he walked into his office. Slamming the door shut.
Jaune and Loona stared at the office door before looking at one another. The Hellhound immediately grabbed a hold of Jaune and brought his lips into hers.
"Hmph! Hmmm!" Loona moaned into the kiss as she shoved her tongue into her boyfriend's mouth.
Jaune himself was caught off guard by the sudden action, but he quickly recovered.
He pulled his hellhound girlfriend closer. Her body pressed against his, her breasts squashed against his broad chest. Their tongues wrestled with one another. Both of them moaned loudly as they continued to make out.
Loona roamed her hands across his chest, feeling every inch of him. With Jaune in return, lowering his hands to grope her ass. Loona's tail wagged at that action. They pressed on with their heated make out.
Cough, cough*
Only for it to come to a stop, when Millie and Moxxie caught their attention. The Imp couple sat on the couch, looking uncomfortable. That was mostly due to them having been pretty much forced to watch Jaune and Loona's heavy make out.
"How…how long have you been watching?" Jaune asked. His face was red with embarrassment.
"Since you two came in." Millie answered.
"Ah." Jaune simply said as he stepped away from Loona. Straightening his clothing in the process, with the Hellhound doing the same.
As he was straightening himself up, Jaune had a random thought pop into his head.
'I wonder what Octavia is doing.'
MEANWHILE
Back at the Goetia manor, Octavia was sleeping in her room. A smile adorned her face as she was having a pleasant dream. A very, very, VERY, pleasant dream.
DREAM
Octavia was currently laying down on a lavish loveseat. The room she was in was equally as lavish, with walls painted red with transparent red curtains. There were tables nearby with pink candles, pinkish flames were lit on the top of the candles.
The Goetia heiress herself was wearing a black silk nightgown. Her hair was stylized to be lush and curly, well as close it could be due her hair being feathers. A small silver tiara with purple jewels placed on the top of her head.
She took a sip of her cup of wine, before gently swirling the liquid within the cup.
"More wine, my princess?"
Octavia looked up to see Jaune, dressed in a butler attire. His hair was sliced back, giving him the appearance of a dashing rogue. In his hands was a pitcher of wine. A warm and loving smile graced his lips.
Octavia smiled as she placed the glass of wine on the floor.
"No." She said, "I want something more…succulent." Octavia then pulled Jaune down towards her as she captured his lips with hers.
"Mmmmm." She moaned into the kiss as her hands grabbed the back of Jaune's head. The kiss was soft and tender, yet full of heated passion.
Jaune placed down the pitcher before getting down on his knees. Making the kiss aot more comfortable and easier for the both of them. The blonde sinner then pulled her in closer, deepening the kiss in the process.
The two of them continued to make out until Octavia broke the kiss. A trail of saliva connected their mouths.
Octavia's was red and her eyes glowed a warm violet color. Her breathing was heavy as she started to pant. Her breasts moved up and down with each pant.
"Stand up." She ordered.
Jaune smiled as he stood up, allowing his crotch to be leveled with her face. Octavia let out a playful hum as she smiled at the sight of his bulge.
She repositioned herself onto her knees and brought a dainty hand to his bulge. She began to rub it with great vigor. The middle of her thighs began to heat up in anticipation.
"Go ahead, enjoy." She heard Jaune encourage her, and encourage her.
Octavia then used her other hand and brought it up to his belt and undid it. The hand that was on his crotch then grabbed the zipper of his pants. Once that was done, Octavia grabbed the hem of both Jaune's pants and boxers. She started to pull down until…
UNDISCLOSED SCREAMING!!
Until Octavia snapped her eyes open. She is jolted awake by smashing objects and her parents screaming at each other, far less content.
She heard her mother, Stella, being heard by the outside of her room.
"I can't believe you slept with an imp, in OUR FUCKING BED!"
Octavia, annoyed at being disturbed, gives a long groan. She then heard her father speak up.
"It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!" Stolas said.
"A motel?! Like a fucking PLEBEIAN?!" Stella said
"Octavia grabs her phone and puts in earbuds, playing "My World Is Burning Down Around Me" to tune out the screaming as she strides down the halls of the Goetia estate, stepping over the smashed remains of a plant thrown in her path. In the kitchen, Stella continues screaming at Stolas.
"You want to fuck this one, TOO?!" Stella yelled as she grabs an imp servant and violently tosses him in Stolas' direction.
Stolas ducked under the throw imp before replying. "No! Of course not!"
"You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, IMP-SUCKING FACE!!" She yelled. Stella storms out of the room, shouting angrily the entire time, and smashing more potted plants. Stolas sighs in exhausted exasperation before he notices his daughter has entered the kitchen.
"Good mooorning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlet?" Stolas greeted his daughter with a smile.
"Was that a serious question?" Octavia looked deadpanned at her father, and asked.
Stolas opens the refrigerator to retrieve a massive chunk of zebra meat.
Unphased by his daughter's tone he asked. "Mm-hmm... What's that you're listening to?"
Octavia responded. "This song is called "My World is Burning Down Around Me". (beat) It's by Fuck You Dad."
Stolas looks down, thinking the name of the band his daughter mentioned is a hurtful remark.
Seeing this Octavia clarified what she meant. "It's a band."
"Ohhhh! How charming…" Stolas said, bemusedly.
Stolas grabs the zebra meat and feeds it to a massive potted plant situated in a small alcove off the kitchen as he pets it. Sated, it falls dormant, closing its three eyes.
"So, you two done screaming for the day?" Octavia asked as she sipped her coffee.
Stolas simply looked agaped, not sure how to answer his daughter. "Umm…"
Stella lets out another scream of anger and another potted plant is heard shattering in the distance.
Stolas looked at the direction of the scream before a light bulb went off in his head. He then turned to his daughter with a smile. "You know what I haven't done in a long, loooong time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?" He suggested with a happy expression.
The Goetia heiress blinked at that before she narrowed her eyes, slightly. "I'm not five anymore." Octavia dryly remarked.
"You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the two of us?" Stolas asked, oblivious to his daughter's comment. Either because he misunderstood it as excitement or deliberately ignored it. One of the two. Or neither.
"I'd... rather kill myself." Octavia remarked. She hates that place with a passion. Especially that fucking robot clown.
"There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security." Stolas said as he picked up a phone carried on a platter by his now bruised and battered servant. He immediately started to dial the number of the obvious person he would pick. Blitzø.
"Security for a theme park?" Octavia asked with a raised brow.
"We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!" Stolas explained to Octavia.
Octavia grabs a box of cereal on the table and begins shoveling handfuls into her mouth. Octavia then muttered under her breath. "Our money, maybe."
"Speak for yourself, princess. Now... I'm calling the only man who can f* me!" Stolas said, a lustful tone filled his voice as he did. Unintentionally mixing up the last part of his sentence as well.
As a result, Octavia drops the handful of cereal, disgusted "What...?" She asked.
Stolas immediately started backpedaling when he realized his mistake. "Who can protect me! Us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know."
Octavia groans and pulls her beanie down over her eyes. 'God I wish Jaune was still here, that way Dad wouldn't have to call that Imp.' She thought with a heavy sigh. Ever since Jaune has left their employment, things have been getting worse for her here. Her mother was pestering her more and more than when Jaune was here.
She let out another sigh before she reached into her shirt and pulled out a locket. The locket's design was that of a crescent moon made of silver. It was a parting gift given to her by Jaune on his last day working for them. She formed a loving smile before she clutched the locket and brought it closer to her chest.
Meanwhile at I.M.P Headquarters, where Blitzo is busy doing very important work in his office, involving crude representations of Millie and Moxxie made out of office supplies that he puppets around and speaks with. Between them is a framed photo of Blitzo with a robe pulled down off his shoulders seductively and a flower between his teeth. There was a mug nearby with the text on the mug reads "#1 Bitch" with "BOSS" written in red over it.
"Oh, Blitzo! You're such a good boss!" Blitzø said, impersonating Millie.
He then started to Impersonate Moxxie. "Yeah, I really want you, sir."
Before impersonating Millie again. "Me, too!"
Finally he spoke as himself. "Let's three-way!"
Blitzo lowers his "employees" below his desk to crotch level, looking momentarily pleasured before being interrupted by the ringing of his Hellphone.
"WHAT?!" Blitzø angrily yelled into his phone.
Stolas responded lustfully on the phone. "Why, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy."
As a result, both Blitzo and Octavia spit out their coffee in sheer surprise. Blitzo slams his "BOSS BITCH" mug onto his desk.
"What–" Blitzø yelled.
"The–" Octavia yelled.
"FUCK–" Blitzø yelled.
"Dad?!" Octavia yelled.
"Language, everyone!" Stolas chastised both his daughter and lover before replying back to the phone. "I have a special request~"
Unbeknownst to Stolas, Octavia let out another groan and took the locket back out. She focused on Jaune's gift to her in an attempt to forget what her dad said.
Blitzo groaned at this. "Aw... Look, I just had a chemical peel and got fucked up by a little shitty hell-raven yesterday. So, you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass."
"It's for my daughter." Stolas said.
"Ah. Well, make sure she washes it." Blitzø shot back, nonchalantly.
Stolas was taken aback by Blitzø's statement. "No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us!" The Goetia prince clarified. He turned around and leaned on the counter, he then noticed that his daughter was busy staring at the necklace that Jaune had gifted to Octavia when his contract with them was over. He couldn't help but feel sympathy for her, but suddenly an idea formed in his head. However, he was brought out of his thoughts as he heard Blitzø reply on the phone.
"We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die." Blitzø said.
"I'll pay you~" Stolas said.
"Pay me what?" Blitzø asked.
"Moneyyyy~, in fact I'll give you a nice bonus if you bring Jaune. I know my daughter will greatly appreciate it." At Stolas's statement, Octavia immediately perked up. That was when she remembered that her dad told her that Jaune was working for the imp that Stolas was sleeping with. She couldn't help but frown at that, however, that was overshadowed by excitement and anticipation at seeing Jaune again.
Back at I.M.P. headquarters, Blitzø immediately saw dollar signs.
"Done!" Blitzø yelled excitedly as he hung up and accidentally slammed his phone down on the desk. Smashing it into tiny pieces. The tall imp gave the pieces a brief glance at it, and then pulled out a megaphone.
"M n' M, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land! You too Arc!" Blitzø Shouted through the megaphone.
Shortly after his announcement, Moxxie opens the door to respond.
"Loo Loo Land?" Moxxie asked.
Millie excitedly smashes her head straight through the office door's glass. "Loo Loo Land?!" She gasped out excitedly.
"Loo Loo Land!" Blitzø yelled.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Loona shouted out loud from the common room.
Back in the common room, Jaune and Loona were chilling on the couch, well they were until disrupted by Blitzø's very loud announcement. Earlier the couple sat on the couch, with Loona leaning her head against Jaune's lap. With the blonde demon massaging the top of Loona's head, as well as gently scratching her ears. With the hellhound's tail wagging in pure bliss. Though, again, this ended with Blitzø's announcement.
The hellhound growled in annoyance at her adoptive father ruining her cuddling time with Jaune.
"I fucking swear, can't enjoy a single minute of peace." She muttered angrily. She then went back to leaning against Jaune, who looked confused about the whole thing.
"Hey Loona." Jaune called out to her.
"Hmm?" Loona raised her head upwards to look at her boyfriend.
"What's Loo Loo Land?" Jaune asked in earnest. Despite living in Hell for more than a year, he was still fairly new and thus didn't know much about the place he now calls home.
"Oh, nothing, just some stupid cheap ass theme park in the Greed Ring." Loona answered her boyfriend.
"Huh, alright then." Jaune simply responded. The blonde then brought Loona closer as started to gently rub and scratch the top of her head again.
"Hmmmm~" Loona moaned in delight at the affection she was getting from her boyfriend.
Jaune smiled a bit before planting kisses on Loona's cheek then down her neck. He then trailed back up to her cheek, resting his head on Loona's shoulder as he finished.
The couple basked in each other's warmth. Hoping that this tender moment would last forever.
"Arc!"
If forever was five seconds long then it didn't last long, as Blitzø marched into the common room. As he did, he spotted Jaune and Loona laying on the sofa together. Making the tall imp narrow his eyes angrily at the sinner demon. Meanwhile, Jaune and Loona glared at Blitzø for ruining their tender moment.
"What do you want, Blitzø?" Jaune asked, annoyed by his boss's interruption.
"Didn't you hear me? I said get your skinny ass ready cause we're going to Loo Loo Land!" Blitzø exclaimed.
"His ass is that skinny. Firm actually." Loona made an off handed comment. Which was ignored by Jaune and Blitzø.
Jaune blinked as he gave Blitzø a deadpan stare. "Yeah, I heard you but I'm gonna have to decline."
"Well too bad mister!" Blitzø yelled as he pointed a finger in Jaune's face. "You're going with us to Loo Loo Land and that's final!"
Unperturbed, Jaune smacked Blitzø's finger away from his face. He then sat up straight, moving Loona away much to the dismay of both of them.
"Let me remind you of something, Blitzø. I'm a sinner demon, and as a sinner demon, I cannot leave the Pride Ring. Doing so will get, not only me, but all of us in trouble." Jaune explained to the tall Imp.
Blitzø rolled his eyes at the blonde's explanation.
"Oh please, just last week you came with me, Millie, and Moxxie top side and we didn't get in trouble." He remarked.
"That's because that trip was both unsanctioned and very illegal." Jaune reiterated. "Only reason we didn't get into trouble is because no one was around to see us."
"Technically, you guys open a portal in the middle of the street. But hey, what do I know." Loona pointed out.
"Still, the point stands, I won't be able to join you guys to Greed." Jaune firmly stated as he crossed his arms across his chest.
Blitzø furrowed his brow as he jammed his finger into Jaune's chest. Doing nothing but mildly annoying the blonde.
"Well that's too fucking bad! Stolas is paying me extra to bring you with us. And if you make me miss out on such a huge payday then I'm gonna-"
Jaune cut Blitzø off, confused about the comment about Stolas.
"Wait, Stolas is paying you to bring me? Why?" Jaune asked.
"I dunno, something about doing it as a favor for his kid." Blitzø said.
"Octavia?" Jaune asked as he raised a brow. While he still is in contact with her, Jaune hadn't seen Octavia in person ever since he started working at I.M.P., he should get around to rectifying that. He then shook his head, shaking him from his thoughts. He once again gave Blitzø his answer, in an even firm tone.
"Even if Stolas is paying you, I still can't go down to the Greed Ring. He knows it's illegal for me to do so. Not unless Hell has day-passes for Sinners."
As soon as Jaune said, a small portal appeared above and something fell out of it, closing shortly afterwards. With the blonde, instinctively catching it in his hands. Jaune blinked in surprise and confusion as he took a look at what fell into his hand. It was a small arm band that was labeled "day-pass".
Suddenly, his phone went off, leading to Jaune taking it out and looking at the notification. It was from Stolas.
Stolas: Hello Jaune! I've hired your company to accompany me and Octavia to LooLoo Land. I've sent you a day-pass so you won't have issues crossing with us. Consider it as a post employment perk. See you soon. P.S. Octavia is really looking forward to seeing you again.
Jaune blinked as he read the text that Stolas sent him. As a result he could only say one word.
"Well shit."
To Be Continued.