Part 1:
Uta: Are you ready for the midterms this week?
Utena: Oh, yeah… t-they're coming up, huh…?
(Utena heard footsteps rapidly approaching her from behind, causing her to look behind…only to get tackled)
?: UTENA-CHAN!
(The two of them rolled and crashed against the wall)
Uta: U-Utena-Chan…?!
Utena: Wh-Wha…?
(She came back to her senses and looked at who was on top of her)
Utena: K-Kiwi…Chan…?!
(Kiwi giggled softly)
Utena: W-What are you doing here…?!
Kiwi: Well, I said I'd see you again soon!
Utena: Y-Yeah, but… wait… is that our uniform?
(Kiwi was wearing the Hanamichi Middle School uniform, wearing the same beige jacket she wore the day she met Utena)
Kiwi: Yup! Now we match! Mommy just finished my transferal papers yesterday, we get to be classmates now!
(Utena stayed still with a shocked expression as Kiwi wrapped her sleeves around her)
Kiwi: Utena-Chan! Let's be BFFs!
(Kiwi puckered her lips and started making kissy sounds near Utena)
Kiwi: Chu, chu, CHUUUUUUUU! Bu…bu…bu…bu, bu, bu, bu, bu…
(Utena shrieked)
(Later in class, Uta and Nana took their seats…carefully lowering themselves into the chairs)
Nana: O-Owow… (whispering) does it still hurt, Uta-Chan…?
Uta: Yeah…
Nana: (whispering) I can't believe she did that to us! Who does she think she is?!
(The teacher opened the classroom door and walked in, causing the students to turn their attention to him as he stood at the podium)
Teacher: Good morning, everyone. Today we have another transfer student that will be joining our class.
(The class murmured among themselves. Uta and Nana looked at each other with curious glances while Utena sat in her seat with a deadpan expression)
Utena: Huh…?
(The door opened as a petite girl strode in buoyantly, getting nearly everyone's attention. The girls were infatuated by how cute she was…while the boys were infatuated that her chest was…larger than most of the girls in the class)
(However, Utena stared at her with wide eyes)
Utena's Mind: NO WAY! THIS GIRL FOLLOWED ME…EVEN IN MY CLASS?!
(She scribbled her name on the chalkboard with her jacket sleeves that made it look like it was too big for her)
Kiwi: My name is Kiwi Araga! Hello yello!
(The class remained silent, completely infatuated with her)
Kiwi: I'm joining your class because my school was destroyed by a giant slimy spider monster. I hope we get along and stuff…and follow me!
Teacher: Now, Araga-San. We need to find you a–
Kiwi: It's fine, teach! I see an empty desk next to…
UTENA-CHAN…!
(Utena's face immediately turned red and her eyes widened…causing the class to direct their attention to Utena. She blushed harder and slumped into her seat)
Teacher: Ohh, you know Hiiragi-San! Well, I guess that's settled then!
(Kiwi skipped happily to Utena's desk and flopped into it)
Kiwi: I get to sit next to you, Utena-Chan!
(The class started murmuring…but Utena couldn't tell if they were jealous or not. Instead, she groaned and slammed her head on the desk)
(During lunch, Uta and her friends sat together as usual…without Utena today. Mitoko, as usual, was already gossiping about the Idol Precure)
Mikoto: I heard that Idol Precure isn't actually real…and it's actually futuristic hologram tech that's been doing all of this.
Nana: Yeah, totally… w-wait, what?
Uta: Ehehe… t-that seems a little like a conspiracy theory, Mikoto-Chan…
Mikoto: I know, but it would make sense, right? They appear and disappear…and seem to create stages out of nowhere! L-Like that virtual idol that debuted on CureTube's rival, right?
Uta: Oh yeah, Pri-Chan? S-She was virtual though…I think the Idol Precure are real!
Mikoto: That's neat to imagine… 3 girls transforming into idols and defeating monsters by performing?! Imagine if we were them!
Kokoro: (Nervously) T-That would be… w-weird…
(Mikoto continued to ramble about the Kimi to Idol Precure as Utena slowly walked by their table with her lunch)
Uta: I wonder where Utena-Chan is going…
(The girls looked over their shoulder as Utena approached the classroom door)
Nana: She could be going to eat with someone…
(Uta stood up and walked to Utena as she started to open the door)
Uta: Hey, Utena-Chan!
(Utena shrieked and nearly dropped her sack)
Uta: Wanna come eat lunch with us?
Utena: Oh… I-I…
Nana: Only if you want to, of course.
Utena: N-No… it's not that, I just…
(Suddenly the door opened wider…Kiwi, who lunged and wrapped her arms around Utena)
Kiwi: UTENA-CHAN IS BUSY! She's eating lunch with me today!
(Kiwi turned to Uta and stuck out her tongue)
Kiwi: You homewrecking horndog! You're trying to steal Utena-Chan from me!
Uta: W-What? I wasn't stealing Utena from anything!
Kiwi: Yeah right, you stupid showoff! Have fun eating your crappy dog food by yourselves!
Kokoro: Uta-Senpai, don't push if she's already got plans.
Uta: O-Oh… I guess you're right, Kokoro…
(Utena stayed completely still as Kiwi nuzzled herself against her)
Kokoro: But I'm glad, Utena-Senpai! You're already making new friends! And… you've got a nice friend there!
(Kokoro smiled while covering her mouth mischievously)
Kokoro: However, make sure to let us know if she becomes too much for you. I wouldn't want to see you get smothered to death!
(Kiwi looked up at Kokoro and glared)
Kiwi: Huh…? You got a problem?
Kokoro: I've got none, thanks.
(Kiwi stood up and walked towards Kokoro, analyzing her up and down. The moment made everyone in the group tense)
Uta: K-Kokoro…?
Utena: Kiwi…Chan…?
(Kiwi hummed and pointed at Kokoro)
Kiwi: At least I have tits…
(Kokoro looked down at herself and gasped. She grimaced at Kiwi with boiling anger)
Kokoro: H-How dare you…?! Well…a-at least I don't have big balls of nothing hanging from my head and chest!
(They both angrily smirked at each other, anger veins popping all over them. In the nick of time, Utena began pushing Kiwi out of the classroom)
Utena: K-Kiwi-Chan… let's go eat!
Kiwi: SUCK IT, YA BIG DUMB FIRST YEAR!
Kokoro: RIGHT BACK AT YA! I WOULDN'T CONSIDER YOU MY SENIOR EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD!
Nana: C-Calm down, Kokoro-Chan…
Kokoro: She started it!
Part 2:
(After school Uta caught up with Utena, calling out to her before she left the front gate)
Uta: Utena-Chan!
(Utena jolted again but turned around with a smile)
Utena: O-Oh… Uta-Chan!
Uta: I couldn't find you in the school or in the Beautification Committee's office. I wanted to ask you something!
Utena: Oh…s-sorry… I had something to discuss with… m-my… friend…?
Uta: Are you free this weekend? I was gonna ask if you wanted to hang out with us at my place.
(Utena began to smile…but slowly dropped it to an apologetic grin)
Utena: Sorry, I… um… made plans with one of my friends. B-B-But if it's not too much trouble…
(Utena blushed and twirled a strand of her hair)
Utena: M-Maybe we could… all hang out together next weekend?
Uta: Yes! That sounds great, Utena-Chan…although, it's too bad you can't this weekend.
Utena: M-Maybe we can next weekend, Uta-Chan. W-Well… I better go before I… miss my train again.
Uta: Alright, well, have a good weekend, Utena-Chan!
Utena: Thanks, you too.
(The next day, Utena was in Hanamichi Plaza waiting for Kiwi. She made sure to wear something casual but not too flashy, took extra care getting ready in the morning, put on light makeup, and still looked like an idiot standing in the plaza)
Utena: I-I… got here way too early.
(Utena looked at her phone, seeing she was 15 minutes early to their planned time)
Utena: But I never met up with a "friend" before…
(Footsteps started approaching Utena from behind, causing her to flinch)
Kiwi: UUUTEEEENNNAAAA…CHAAAAAAAN!
(Kiwi tackled Utena yet again, sucking the breath out of her lungs)
Utena: K-Kiwi-Chan…? W-Why do you always tackle me…?
(Kiwi got off Utena and smiled)
Kiwi: Because I've been so excited for this day to come! This is gonna be our first date, after all!
Utena: D-DATE?!
(Kiwi reached down and grabbed Utena's arm…with surprisingly gentleness, she helped Utena to her feet)
Kiwi: You're also my first friend! This is our chance to get to know one another! I want to know everything about you, Utena-Chan!
(Their first spot was a restaurant Kiwi dragged Utena to, a small diner at the end of the downtown block)
Kiwi: I saw this place on Curesta! A girl named Chururin recommended this place, apparently, wherever she goes…it's gotta be good!
Utena: I-I've never…been at this side of town. M-Mom always…likes the east side of Hanamichi best.
(Kiwi and Utena sat near the front window of the diner as Kiwi quickly ordered her food. Because of her shyness, Utena simply got whatever Kiwi ordered)
Kiwi: OMG! This is so cute!
(She had ordered a pancake platter submerged in honey syrup with vanilla ice cream)
Kiwi: Utena-Chan! Let's take a selfie! This one's goin' up on Curesta!
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(Kiwi rapidly took pictures of the food, Utena, and themselves in frame)
Utena: P-Please don't upload any with my face in it…!
(Sitting back down, Kiwi took a big bite out of her pancakes)
Kiwi: Ooh~ it's soooo good! The sugar's taking over my brain!
(However, Utena simply stared at the small piece of pancake she had on her fork)
Kiwi: What's wrong, Utena-Chan? Don't like what you got?
Utena: O-Oh…no. It's just I'm not used to doing this. E-Eating in front of people makes me nervous…
Kiwi: Ahh! That's why you always eat lunch alone!
Utena: H-How did you know that?!
Kiwi: (giggles) You're so adorable, Utena-Chan! Here, say "ahh"!
(Kiwi took a piece of Utena's pancake and stuffed it in her mouth)
Utena: (mouthful) W-Why'd you do that, Kiwi-Chan?
Kiwi: Aww! You're blushing!
(After lunch, Utena followed Kiwi to the mall. Unlike the beginning of their date, Utena stopped resisting against Kiwi's advancements and let herself enjoy their time)
Kiwi: Look, Utena-Chan! Plushies!
(Kiwi and Utena wandered into an arcade, looking at a crane game filled with cute rabbit plushies)
Kiwi: I'm gonna win you one!
Utena: O-Oh… you don't have to, Kiwi-Chan…!
(Kiwi already put money in the machine and began tilting the claw towards a purple bunny in the back of the case)
Kiwi: Here we go! Yah!
(Pushing the button, the claw descended and grabbed onto the rabbit's ears, then began to bring the plush to the dispenser hole. Utena and Kiwi tensed up as the claw made its way to the hole…only for the plush to drop right next to it)
Kiwi: OH COME ON! IT WAS RIGHT THERE!
(Kiwi growled and punched the button twice)
Utena: I-It's okay, Kiwi-Chan… you did your–
(Utena's eyes widened as she saw a Kururun plush in the back. She immediately opened her purse and put money in the machine. Laser focused, she aligned the claw directly onto the plush and grabbed Kururun tightly)
Utena: Yes! I won!
Kiwi: What?! How are you so good at this game, Utena-Chaaaaan?!
Utena: L-Luck I guess…?
Utena's Mind: I needed that Kururun plushie because I missed the sale when it came out!
(Next, Kiwi and Utena stopped in a clothing store. Immediately, Kiwi picked up a stylish in-season dress and showed it off to her)
Kiwi: Look at this, try it on, Utena-Chan!
Utena: Um… do I have to…?
Kiwi: Yeah! It'll look amazing on you, Utena-Chan! No cap!
Utena: What–?
Kiwi: Just try it on!
(Kiwi threw the clothes in Utena's hands, causing Utena to begrudgingly trudge to the changing room. When she emerged, she was wearing an elegant green shirt with a matching black dress. Unlike the outfit she brought today, it showed off more skin)
Kiwi: OMG! IT'S PERFECT!
Utena: I-I dunno… is it?
Kiwi: Yup! Let's get it!
(Utena looked at the pricetag…and nearly dropped it as a result)
Utena: I-I-I can't buy this…! There's absolutely no way I'll ever have the allowance to buy this!
Kiwi: I'll buy it then!
(Kiwi enthusiastically pulled out her credit card and flashed it triumphantly)
Utena: P-Please don't, Kiwi-Chan–
(Something in a case caught Utena's attention, then she gasped and grabbed Kiwi's arm)
Utena: On second thought, let's try those on, Kiwi-Chan!
(Utena was enthusiastic about the clothing while Kiwi seemed unusually disgusted)
Utena: It's cosplay of the Cat Witches series! Let's try them on!
Kiwi: Hell no! There's no way I'm wearing cosplay of those stupid titty monsters!
Utena: Come on! It'll look great!
(Soon, their reactions were completely flipped. Utena was ecstatic about wearing the cosplay while Kiwi simply watched with a disgusted expression)
Utena: Oh wow, Kiwi-Chan! You look so cute!
(Kiwi's eyes suddenly lit up and she blushed)
Kiwi: Y-You…think so…?
Utena: Yes! Right now, you're the cutest girl in the whole entire world!
(Kiwi stared at Utena with wide, lovestruck eyes. In the end…Kiwi ended up buying both the cosplay outfits and Utena's new dress)
(Next, they went to the movies and went to a screening of a superhero movie that Utena thought Kiwi would enjoy. Utena was so entranced in the film that she forgot Kiwi was right next to her. The hero hovered in the air after the battle and retracted his helmet while looking at sea below)
Captain America (from movie): Where's Joaquin?
Ruth (from movie): Med-Evac just got to him.
Captain America (from movie): Thank god.
(Kiwi leaned on Utena's shoulder, causing Utena to snap out of the movie. Kiwi had fallen asleep and was now resting on Utena's shoulder)
Utena's Mind: I-I guess I'll let her sleep…this is a boring part, after all…
(Finally, they went to a specialty store that sold merch from Utena's favorite animes. Utena spent the rest of her month's allowance on more Precure merch that was sold there, causing her to giggle fondly)
Kiwi: What'd you buy, Utena-Chan?
Utena: Figures and glowsticks of Cure Kyun-Kyun. These ones just came out!
(Kiwi pouted and puffed out her cheek)
Kiwi: Come on! Why are we talking about that stupid bun monster right now?! Her singing sucks butt and that dance made me wanna throw up!
Utena: S-Sorry! I forgot you mentioned you hated the Pretty Cure…
(After shopping, they sat in the park next to a heart-shaped cherry blossom. Kiwi kicked back while Utena hugged her shopping bag)
Kiwi: Vena-Chan told me you're in Enormeeta, Utena-Chan.
Utena: A-Ah! S-She did…?
Kiwi: Why would you join…? You like Magical Girls and you don't seem like the villain type.
Utena: I never wanted to be in Enormeeta. I got forced into it.
Kiwi: Wow, really?
Utena: How'd you join, Kiwi-Chan?
Kiwi: Oh… well…
(Kiwi was laying in her bed, editing a selfie she took of herself)
Kiwi: Maybe like this? OMG! I look so cute! I'm totally posting this one! Gimme those likes…
(Kiwi kicked her feet buoyantly while scrolling through Curesta, soon, her phone chimed with a notification she received in the app)
Kiwi: Yay, I got one already! …huh?
(Kiwi saw a video that was recently posted on Curesta, gaining millions of likes from a user that barely had the follower count as her. The post read: "Cure Idol makes her fantastic debut! Follow and R8 for more!")
Cure Idol (Video):
Kyūsekkin egao no yunizon kotaete hoshī na sankyū.
Saikō no sutēji de kimi to uta wo sakasou!
(Kiwi squinted with a glare while staring at the girl in the video)
Kiwi: Who the hell is this bimbo? Why's this post popping off?
(Kiwi flopped on her back onto her bed and started throwing a temper tantrum)
Kiwi: Ugh, pay more attention to me! I hate Magical Girls!
(Kiwi growled as a pillow hit her in the head. Suddenly, a lightbulb went through her head)
Kiwi: I've got it!
(Kiwi angled her phone facing upwards as she got into position to take a covered-up nude. Before she could take the photo, a black portal opened up in her room)
Venaltia: Hey, Kiwi!
Kiwi: Huh? Who the hell are you?
Venalita: Do you hate Magical Girls?
Kiwi: Screw 'em!
Venalita: Wanna take 'em down?
Kiwi: Hell yeah!
Venalita: Our evil organization takes down Magical Girl–
Kiwi: I'm in.
Venalita: Perfect… now I just need to convince three more…
Kiwi: And that was that!
Utena: That's it?! B-But what about world domination or…whatever Vena-San said…?
Kiwi: I don't care about that at all!
(Kiwi, who was kicking her feet, brought her knees up to her chest)
Kiwi: But, like, before…I wanted everyone in the world to tell me how cute I am. But after today…I'm fine hearing that compliment from you, Utena-Chan.
(Utena blushed and gasped at Kiwi's statement)
Kiwi: Hey, Utena-Chan!
(Kiwi rummaged through her purse…and pulled out their Enorme Stars)
Kiwi: Let's Trans Magia!
(One sparkly transformation BG later)
Utena: Huh…? Hey! What…?! How'd you make me transform too?!
Kiwi: I dunno! Let's celebrate our first date with a special selfie!
Magia Baiser: W-We can't! If we transform here…
(The civilians immediately noticed the sky darkened to a hazy lime green with thick smoke that almost seemed like a bomb went off. Sure enough, they traced the source to Magia Baiser and Kiwi, now transformed)
Woman 1: It's those villains!
Mother: The Enormeeta are here!
Magia Baiser: SEE?!
Kiwi: Come on, pose with me!
Part 3:
White Cat: Umya!
Shy Girl: What is it, Yuki?!
(The white cat jumped from one of the moving boxes and hissed at the window)
Shy Girl: I-Is it… another Garugaru?
(The shy girl saw the green zone in the distance and started panicking slightly)
Shy Girl: B-But Iroha-Chan went back to Animal Town to get the rest of her things…! W-What do I do, Yuki?!
(The cat stood up and put her front paws on Mayu's leg)
Shy Girl: S-Should I…try to defeat it by myself?!
White Cat: Mya!
(The shy girl nodded and started to slap her cheeks softly)
Shy Girl: C'mon…! Don't be scared…! Don't be scared!
(In another part of town, a woman and her dog were sitting on a bench…when her puppy suddenly fell ill)
Blonde Woman: Latte?
(She applied a stethoscope to the dog's chest, causing the end to glow)
Dog: I can feel shadow energy coming from over there…!
(The blonde woman stood up and saw the green zone in the sky)
Blonde Woman: Nodoka and the others are with their families…but for Latte's sake…
(She gently picked up her dog and started running towards the zone)
(At Hanamichi Middle School, a senior with blue hair was helping out in the student council room when she noticed the zone appear in the downtown area)
Serious Girl: The others haven't made it yet. Why does this have to happen now…?!
(One of the student council secretaries poked her head in the room)
Secretary: Is there something wrong, Kaido-Senpai?
Serious Girl: Please excuse me! I have an important matter to attend to!
(She grabbed her bag and rushed out down the hall)
Secretary: Ahh~ Kaido-Senpai is so elegant…
(Back to the present, a girl was in the downtown region. She twirled while showing off her new Hanamichi Middle School uniform)
Energetic Girl: Ta-da! Doesn't this new uniform look so much better than L'Avenir?
(She hummed and smiled, putting her hands on her hips. A baby with blonde hair giggled and cooed while their senior with red hair smiled softly)
Cool Boy: Yup, it looks good on you.
(Suddenly, the baby gasped, causing the crystal in her forehead to start flickering)
Energetic Girl: Hugtan! What's wrong with her…?!
(At that moment, the sky turned a hazy green color as civilians started running away)
Woman 1: It's those villains!
Mother: The Enormeeta are here!
Cool Boy: Who?
Energetic Girl: Harry! Get Hugtan somewhere safe!
Cool Boy: I don't know. S-Something's off, this doesn't look normal.
Energetic Girl: Go!
(The boy grabbed the baby while the girl dove into an alleyway)
Energetic Girl: Saaya-Chan is doing a gig with her mom…and Homare-Chan is at a figure skating championship! MECHOKKU! Where's Ruru-Chan and Emiru-Chan when you need them?!
(She took out a pink phone-like device out of her pocket)
Energetic Girl: But… I need to do this!
Kiwi: Come on, Baiser-Chan! Let's take a selfie!
(Kiwi wrapped Magia Baiser around her arm and took the photo)
Kiwi: Ooh…we should take another one. You look terrible, I look great!
Magia Baiser: I-I'm sure it's fine…! Now let's get out of here!
Kiwi: No, I insist! It's a truly awful picture of you!
Cure Yell: What do you think you're doing here? Um… uh…
(Kiwi turned around with a glare while Magia Baiser turned around nervously)
Magia Baiser: S-See…? I tried to warn you…
Cure Yell: I've never… s-seen you… before…! U-Um…
(Yell started getting tongue tied seeing Magia Baiser's revealing "costume" and Leopard's bottomless outfit, with the only thing as clothes was a small thong. Her face flushed red as she tripped over her words)
Kiwi: Who the hell are–
(Suddenly, Cure Yell was tackled out of the air and brought to the ground)
Cure Yell: AHHH! WHAT THE–
Cure Earth: I knew I sensed shadow power around here…! It was you!
(The Enormeeta stared at the scene unfolding with strange glances)
Magia Baiser & Kiwi: Huh…?
Kiwi: I guess…they're doing our work for us! Yay!
Cure Yell: STOP! Earth, it's me, it's Yell, STOP!
Cure Earth: Oh my…Yell?
(Cure Earth helped Cure Yell to her feet)
Cure Earth: W-What are you doing here?
Cure Yell: What are YOU doing here?!
(To their left, they heard light clicking from heels…followed by heavy breathing)
Cure Lillian: Don't be afraid… (inhale) Stop right there, Garuga–
(Cure Lillian was suddenly interrupted by another Magical Girl landing right in front of her)
Cure Mermaid: Stop right there, Dys Dark! Your evil schemes end here–
Cure Yell: That's my line!
Cure Lillian & Cure Mermaid: Excuse me?
(The squad of random Cures stared at each other with confused expressions)
Cure Yell: Mermaid! Why are you and Earth here…and who's this new girl?
Cure Mermaid: I was going to ask you that!
(Cure Earth shook her head and pointed to Cure Lillian)
Cure Earth: W-Wait…who are you again?
(The Cures turned to Cure Lillian, who softly touched her chest)
Cure Lillian: W-Who, me…? C-Cure Lillian!
(The trio stared at Lillian with confused expressions. Cure Lillian struck a confused pose)
Cure Earth: So…who's our bad guy?
(Yell pointed to Kiwi and Magia Baiser standing in front of them…giving them unamused expressions)
Cure Mermaid: A-Are they… a-are those… h-half-naked outfits?!
(Mermaid blushed bright red while Cure Earth stared with a confused look. Cure Lillian whimpered and looked around in fear and disbelief)
Cure Lillian: T-These aren't even our villains…!
Cure Yell: Whether or not, these new villains can't stay! So…
(The Cures began to shout their slogans…causing them to fumble over their words)
Cure Yell: U-Um… let's try this one more time…
(They tried threatening the Enormeeta again…only to mix up their slogans together)
Cure Lillian: I-I don't know what I'm doing…!
Cure Yell: Let me just say it!
Cure Mermaid: Fine.
(The Cures struck a pose while Cure Yell pointed her Yell Tact at Kiwi and Magia Baiser)
Cure Yell: Your evil schemes end here! The Pretty Cure are here to punish you…evil goons!
(Kiwi burst into laughter, causing Magia Baiser to jump slightly)
Kiwi: HAHAHA! WHATEVER! You four work like three boys sharing a girl at a gangbang!
(Magia Baiser cried silently)
Magia Baiser: And here I thought I wouldn't have to fight today…!
Kiwi: So…why don't you save the intro for TV?
Cure Lillian: W-What is she talking about…?
Kiwi: Why are you even here? We haven't even done anything yet!
Cure Yell: Huh…? Really?
Cure Mermaid: Um…Yell?
Kiwi: It doesn't matter. You guys suck at teamwork, so… I, the great Leopard, will knock some sense into you!
(Leopard pointed her revolver at the Cures, causing portals to open behind her…as multiple double-barrel derringer model 95s, AK-47s, blunderbusses, tommy guns, artillery and tank cannons, rocket and missile launchers, and other rifles and pistols emerged, aiming at the Pretty Cure)
Leopard: I'll blow you all to pieces!
Cure Lillian: What am I doing here…?
(Leopard pulled the trigger, causing the weapons to begin firing. Cure Yell and Lillian shrieked, but Cure Earth created a wind vortex that diverted some of the bullets and missiles away)
Cure Lillian: L-LILLIAN NET!
(Lillian created a flower-shaped green shield, deflecting the rest of the bullets)
Cure Mermaid: This is different than usual…they're attacking instead of making monsters!
Cure Lillian: D-Do they usually do that?!
Cure Yell: Yes! They always do!
Leopard: Now I've gotcha, you idiots! I can't wait to mess up your pretty little faces!
(Leopard summoned an Anti-Vehicle Rocket Launcher from a portal and fired onto the Precure, causing her gunfire to cease)
Cure Lillian: Is that it…is it over?
Cure Earth: It doesn't feel over…
(Finally, the rocket came falling down from the sky, catching all four off guard)
(BOOM)
Leopard: Hooray! We blew them to smithereens!
Magia Baiser's Mind: I…I hope Leopard didn't completely kill them…
(All four blasted from the smoke and rolled across the street, coming to a stop when colliding with a building. Cure Yell gasped as her legs finally landed back on the ground)
Magia Baiser: Thank God…!
Leopard: Tch…
Magia Baiser: I…I guess it's my turn then.
(Using her crop, she hit a small tree that was growing in the park. After radiating with purple and red energy, it grew into a massive tree with an angry face)
Gigabyogen: GIGA!
Cure Earth: A Gigabyogen?!
Gigabyogen: BYO!
(The Gigabyogen shot roots at Cure Mermaid and Cure Yell, causing them to become ensnared around the thick roots)
Cure Yell: It's… too… tight…!
(At the same time, Leopard resumed her onslaught on Cure Lillian and Cure Earth)
Cure Lillian: Lillian Net!
Leopard: I know you can't hurt me outside ranged attacks!
Cure Earth: With her advanced wooden catapults, I can't get close enough to use my Healing Hurricane!
Cure Lillian: Guns!
Cure Earth: What…?
Cure Lillian: GUNS! THEY'RE CALLED GUNS!
(Meanwhile, Magia Baiser started to smile…seeing Yell and Mermaid struggle, causing the roots around them to start tightening even more)
Cure Mermaid: Hold…on…I'm going…to…try and…break us…free!
(Using her Crystal Princess Rod, she started to conjure a water stream and tried to latch onto something…not noticing Lillian was starting to be pushed back by Leopard's relentless barrage)
(At the same time, Cure Earth created a ring of wind and attempted to ensnare Leopard…but a sudden explosion caused her balance to break, causing it to wrap around Cure Yell)
Cure Yell: OUCH!
(The wind ring, surprisingly, freed Yell from the Gigabyogen's roots…but caused her to remain trapped)
(Cure Mermaid shot her ripple…causing it to latch onto Cure Lillian instead of something in the distance, breaking her shield)
Cure Lillian & Cure Mermaid: AH!
(As Lillian was splashed with water, Mermaid was suddenly yanked in her direction…causing both of them to collide just as Leopard's bullets rained down where they were)
Cure Mermaid: I-I'm sorry! Are you okay…?
(Cure Lillian shook her head rapidly to get the water off, then wiped her hair that was soaked)
Cure Lillian: GROSS…!
(Leopard lowered her revolver slowly as Magia Baiser joined her in equal confusion)
Magia Baiser: They've got…worse choreography than the other team I fought…
Cure Lillian: LILLIAN NET!
(Suddenly, Baiser and Leopard were trapped in a green net-like flower. Leopard's guns disappeared and the Gigabyogen went silent)
(Lillian ran back to Cure Yell and managed to dissipate Cure Earth's wind ring while helping her up)
Cure Lillian: What…the heck…is going on?! I tried yelling to you, Cure Yell, Cure Yell!
Cure Earth: What? I'm not Cure Yell!
Cure Mermaid: She's Cure Earth…She's Cure Yell…I'm Cure Mermaid…and…wait, who are you again?
Cure Yell: Guys! Guys, shut up and listen to me! Look, we're clearly not very good at this!
Cure Lillian: I know, I know, we suck…I-I-I don't know how to work outside my own team…!
Cure Earth: Me either…!
Cure Mermaid: I have only worked with other Precure as a big group…not individual Cures!
Cure Yell: I have! I don't want to brag but I will…! I once worked with Cure Black to defeat a Teru Teru Bozu ghost-thing…!
Cure Lillian: Cure Black…? That's great! Who is that?
(The other Cures looked at Cure Lillian in confusion)
Cure Yell: Wait…y-you don't know who the Futari Wa Precure are…?
Cure Lillian: No, but… a-are they one of those–
Cure Mermaid: HOW IS THIS HELPING?!
Cure Yell: Okay, look. Let's split up the workload! Lillian and Mermaid are good on defense, that would work against that demon girl and the Gigabyogen's roots!
Cure Mermaid: Okay…that could work.
Cure Yell: I'm good on offense and Earth is an all-rounder. That might make us prone to getting past Leopard's attacks!
Cure Earth: I've got it.
(With a sudden burst of purple energy, Magia Baiser and Leopard freed themselves from Cure Lillian's net)
Cure Yell: Let's do this!
All: Right!
(The squad jumped towards their respective villains. Yell and Earth took Leopard while Lillian and Mermaid took Magia Baiser)
Magia Baiser: Ah… have you two finally decided to work together…?
Leopard: Ganging up on me doesn't mean crap! I'll still blow you to pieces!
(As Leopard began to fire again, Cure Earth grunted and created a wind vortex, causing Leopard bullets to start swirling…and fire back at her)
Leopard: WHAT?!
(Leopard's oversized sleeves started taking hits, forcing her to dive onto the ground to avoid her own onslaught)
Cure Yell: You left yourself open!
(Yell came from above and struck Leopard with her pompom, causing Leopard's firing to cease once again)
(Onto Cure Earth and Lillian, Magia Baiser cowered as the Gigabyogen reactivated and stood menacingly over them)
Cure Mermaid: If we both go on the defensive and get caught…then we will not be able to purify the Gigabyogen.
Cure Lillian: What if one of us distracts the Gigabyogen while the other takes on the…s-skimpy…demon girl…when she's not looking?
Cure Mermaid: That could work, but…who is going to distract her?
Cure Lillian: You are! Because you hit me with your thing!
(Mermaid let out a light pout…but smiled at Lillian)
Cure Mermaid: Fair point.
Gigabyogen: GIGA!
(Cure Lillian jumped out of the way while Cure Mermaid used her Frozen Ripple to block the Gigabyogen's advancements with her ice shields. Magia Baiser, although feeling like she didn't want to fight them, started grimacing whenever one of the Gigabyogen's roots failed to ensnare Mermaid…however, effectively taking her attention off Lillian)
Gigabyogen: Byo…GEN!
(Finally, one of the roots caught Mermaid's Crystal Princess Rod and started to wrap around her legs and arms)
Magia Baiser: Yes…! I-I finally caught her– wait… w-why am I happy?
(The roots tightened around her body and wrapped around her mouth and eyes, keeping her stiff midair and unable to see anything. Mermaid grunted until her speech was muffled by the roots around her mouth)
Cure Mermaid's Mind: B-Blindfolded…? W-What kind of game is she playing…?
Magia Baiser: N-Now… stay put…
(Before she walked away, she took notice of Cure Mermaid…helpless and restrained…and her features were enticing and beautiful)
Magia Baiser's Mind: T-That Cure… when she's bound like that she's…
(Magia Baiser turned back to Mermaid and smiled while drooling)
Magia Baiser's Mind: …oddly beautiful!
(She walked up to Cure Mermaid and started gently tracing her fingertips along the exposed sections of her arms)
Cure Mermaid's Mind: M-My body…? What is she going to do…?
(Next, Magia Baiser reached up and started caressing Mermaid's bright red cheeks…while smiling a little creepily)
Magia Baiser's Mind: H-Her skin is so soft…and supple…
(She moved down to her body and started gently rubbing her waist area, causing Cure Mermaid to shiver and moan under the roots covering her mouth)
Magia Baiser's Mind: S-She's so slender and smooth too!
Cure Mermaid's Mind: N-Not my skin…! Please stop…touching me like that…!
(Finally, Magia Baiser stopped and pulled Mermaid closer by yanking the Gigabyogen's root, so Mermaid's ear was up to her mouth)
Magia Baiser: L-Let's…see what you're hiding under there!
(Cure Mermaid gasped and tried to break free…but to no avail)
Cure Mermaid's Mind: L-Lillian?! Where…where are you?!
(With a sudden slash, Magia Baiser used her long purple fingernails and clawed at Cure Mermaid's chest region…tearing her suit's clothing)
("Ode to Joy" plays)
(Cure Mermaid's eyes widened as she felt her suit's chest region rip…leaving her completely defenseless to cover it up)
(Magia Baiser grinned wildly and giggled manically at the sight…causing her star-shaped pupils to flash briefly)
Magia Baiser: T-This is it…! Completely…uncensored…Pretty Cure…boo–
Cure Lillian: Lillian Net!
(Music stops)
(Magia Baiser gasped as she was suddenly struck by one of Cure Lillian's nets. Because she was down, the Gigabyogen went limp again…letting Cure Mermaid free)
Cure Lillian: I-I'm sorry! I had to wait until she was completely distracted to launch my sneak attack…! O-Otherwise I would've attacked m-m-much sooner…! Are you okay…?
(Cure Mermaid's face was flushed and she was breathing heavily. Her suit was ripped but still intact enough so the certain areas on her chest were covered)
Cure Mermaid: I-I… I'm fine…
(Meanwhile, Leopard managed to break one of her arms free from Cure Earth's wind ring and reached for Baiser)
Leopard: Baiser-Chan…! I'll set you free!
Cure Yell: No you don't!
(Before Yell could pin Leopard back down, she conjured a grenade from her sleeve and threw it at her, Lillian, and Mermaid)
Cure Earth: You two! WATCH OUT!
Cure Lillian: Wha–
(EXPLODES)
(Cure Lillian shielded Mermaid, causing her suit to get damaged this time. At the same time…her shield smashed around Magia Baiser, causing the Gigabyogen to reactivate)
Cure Lillian: Ah! No!
(Suddenly, she was lifted into the air by her leg as was Mermaid. Followed by Yell and Earth by their body parts)
Cure Yell: L-Let…us go!
(Magia Baiser approached them, smacking her riding crop against her palm…with an ominous aura that left the Cures unsettled)
Magia Baiser: Of course…not! Not until…I get my fill!
Cure Earth: Fill…of what?
Magia Baiser: I-I want… want to enjoy this a little longer!
Leopard: Yes, Baiser-Chan! Let's execute them together!
Magia Baiser: N-Not execute them–
Purirun: Idol! Now's your chance-puri!
All: Huh?!
(Suddenly, everyone was transported into a pocket dimension as stage lights began to turn on)
Cure Idol: I'm the climax!
(Cure Idol grinned as a headset appeared on her ears. The Gigabyogen, as well as the tied-up Cures, were forced into a seat as a song began to play)
Cure Idol: Let's get hyped!
Magia Baiser: O-OMG…! I-I-IS T-THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!
("Smiles in Unison" plays)
Cure Idol:
I'll super-cheer your heart up
Totally! (Totally!) Idol! (Idol!)
The excitement won't stop!
Quickly approaching smiles in unison,
(Magia Baiser cheered while waving pink glow sticks…as Leopard stared at the performance with a shocked expression)
Cure Idol:
I hope you'll answer, thank you
On the ultimate stage, I'll sing a blooming song with you!
Cure Idol: Pretty Cure! Idol Smiling!
(The Gigabyogen was crushed by a falling heart, causing its angry face to turn into a peaceful expression)
Gigabyogen: Healin…Goodbye…!
(Song ends)
(The stage disappeared as the other Cures were let go. After she was joined by the other Idol Precure…Magia Baiser started clapping rapidly while her nose gushed blood)
Magia Baiser: THAT WAS MAGNIFICENT! MAGNIFICENT! I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT TO SEE CURE IDOL PERFORM LIVE!
Cure Kyun-Kyun: You again! W-Wait…why are you cheering for us? And who's your… (gulps) equally…naked friend…?
Leopard: BAISER-CHAN! WHY ARE YOU CHEERING FOR THEM?! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! HER SINGING AND DANCING SUCKED…ALMOST AS BAD AS THAT PURPLE BUN MONSTER OVER THERE!
Cure Kyun-Kyun: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Leopard: OH, KISS MY FAT ASS, YOU WANNABE DANCER! I WOULDN'T SCOUT YOU OUT EVEN IF I HAD NO IDOLS!
(Cure Kyun-Kyun growled as Cure Wink put a hand on her shoulder)
Cure Wink: Now, now…that's enough…
(A black portal opened behind the duo as Magia Baiser dragged Leopard towards it)
Leopard: S-STOP! LET ME GO! I GOTTA BLOW UP THAT PURPLE–
(Magia Baiser turned around and blew a black kiss towards the Cures)
Magia Baiser: I'll see you again soon…
(Taking a fiery Leopard with her, she went through the portal and disappeared)
Purirun: Yeah right-puri! You're bigger cowards than Team Chokkiri-puri!
(The other Cures, their shock now gone, stood up as the Idol Precure took notice of them)
Cure Lillian: I-It's you… y-you're the tending idols from Curesta…!
Cure Mermaid: Idols…?
Cure Earth: What are idols?
Cure Kyun-Kyun: Yeah? Who the hell are you guys?
(Cure Yell stepped forward and put a hand on her chest)
Cure Yell: I-I'm Cure Yell… f-from the HUGtto Pretty Cure!
(Cure Wink and Kyun-Kyun's eyes widened at Yell's statement)
Cure Kyun-Kyun: Woah…
Cure Wink: There's more Precure?
Cure Mermaid: Good day. I am Cure Mermaid.
Cure Earth: I am Cure Earth.
Cure Lillian: C-Cure Lillian…!
(Cure Idol smiled and pointed to herself)
Cure Idol: I'm–
Cure Yell & Cure Lillian: Cure Idol!
Cure Idol: Y-Yeah! How'd you know?
Cure Yell: My little sister is a big fan of yours! Ever since your performance went trending on Curesta and CureTube…it's all she talks about!
Cure Lillian: T-That means your…Cure Wink and… C-Cure Kyun-Kyun!
(Cure Wink blushed while Cure Kyun-Kyun smiled triumphantly)
Cure Wink: My…
Cure Kyun-Kyun: Always nice to meet a fan!
Cure Yell: Since we're all Precure…we can trust each other right? We all have the same goal, to defeat that new demon and her general friend!
(Everyone looked amongst themselves and eventually nodded softly)
Cure Idol: I guess so!
(With a bright flash of their respective colors, they reverted back to their civilian forms. Uta stepped forward with a big smile and introduced herself)
Uta: I'm Uta Sakura!
Nana: I-I'm Nana Aokaze.
Kokoro: Kokoro Shigure!
Hana: I'm Hana Nono! A stylish 8th grader!
Minami: I am Minami Kaido.
Asumi: Asumi Fuurin. Earth Sprite from the Healing Garden.
Mayu: M-M-Mayu Nekoyashiki! I-I-It's…nice to meet you!
(Mayu bowed shyly, opposed to everyone else)
(Uta was about to speak…then noticed Hana and Minami's uniforms. With a gasp, she pointed to both of them)
Uta: T-Those are our uniforms! D-Does that mean…
Hana: …we go to the same school?!
Nana: We haven't seen you four before…are you new transfers…?
Minami: Yes. My former school, Nobel Academy, was attacked by some…giant slime creature. We tried to help, but…it was too fast.
Hana: Really?! My school was too! That alien thing…and…
Hana, Minami, and Mayu: Cure Miracle, Magical, and Felice too!
Kokoro: Woah. Same was Utena-Senpai.
Uta: Your schools were destroyed by that monster?
(The four girls nodded solemnly)
Mayu: W-We had to find a school in the area. A lot of others were destroyed in the carnage as well…H-Hanamichi was the only place close to our area that wasn't…attacked.
Minami: I was scouted by a Marine biologist to intern for them. Because my friends did not want to be separated, we all decided to move here for a while.
Asumi: Latte was sensing a strange energy coming from this town…so we decided to check it out while my companions stayed behind.
(Kokoro sighed)
Kokoro: I guess Hanamichi is gonna be flooded with transfer students…
Uta: Hey! At least it's gonna be a full school for once!
Mayu: This sucks…my family just moved to Animal Town and my mom opened up a Pretty Holic there. I don't want to be away from Iroha-Chan, Komugi, or Yuki just in case something like this happens, so…I moved in with Iroha-Chan's mom because her clinic was destroyed in that monster's rampage as well…
Minami: It seems like a lot of us were affected by whatever that strange monster was.
Purirun: But now we're all together-puri! We're all Precure, so that means we're five times as strong-puri!
Kokoro: I don't think that math adds up…
Uta: Utena-Chan is hanging out with a friend, so…why don't we all hang out at my place! Dinner's on me!'
Hana: All right!
Asumi: Well…I can't pass up good food!
Kokoro: Or free food!
(The group laughed as they walked back to Cafe Glitter. As they were walking away, a little girl with blonde hair who was holding a vintage doll was walking back home from the playground. Suddenly, she caught the attention of Purirun…who hovered alongside Uta before being shoved into her backpack)
(Intrigued by the fairy, the little girl silently started to follow the group until they went inside Cafe Glitter. She was too nervous to go inside, so she turned around and walked back to her mother's apartment)
To be continued…