SuperSonicHeroes: Yeah, they do. Glad you enjoyed him
Hajime17: Thanks, I made Lill the unofficial leader since she's the oldest
TD5Evah: Yeah, one of the negatives of this is a character can get screwed over by this
Chris: Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. The Killer Bass finally dodged their pathetic losing streak against The Screaming Gophers. There were bruises, tears, risky moves, and dangerous alliances. And in the end, it was Noah the know-it-all who didn't see it coming. This week, another challenge will send one more camper on a cruise to Loserville. Population, Four. Who will sink? And who will stay afloat? Find out right now on Total...Drama...Island!
[Several shots of the lights and cameras hidden around camp popping out and turning on, often at the expense of the wildlife. A cue card marks a transition to a fly-by shot starting at the docks and 'Wawanakwa' sign, past the camp facilities, and over the top of the host drinking coffee in a director's chair just as the lyrics start.]
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
[The camera flies through the trees and up to the largest cliff, peeking over to see two rings of buoys laid out in the water.]
You guys are on my mind!
[The camera dives off the cliff and into an underwater shot; Sugar swims through the water in a bikini and farts. The gas blows behind her and kills a fish]
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
[On the surface, Wayne and Katie are floating on a surfboard. Both have smiles on their face that turn into wide-eyed disgust as the dead fish surfaces; a bird swoops down and grabs the fish]
I wanna be...famous!
[The bird flies off into the sun and drops the fish. The camera pans down to DJ peacefully meditating with the animals in the woods until the fish lands on him and scares the animals and provokes them. The camera zooms out to show Duncan watching the scene and laughing, and then again to show Dawn glaring at him]
I wanna live close to the sun!
[The camera zooms to another part of the camp, showing Fiore and Lill sitting in an inflatable raft, the two glaring at each other, and about to go over a waterfall. They notice too late and scream as they go over the edge.]
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
[The shot pans down to the bottom of the waterfall, showing Harold, practicing some kind of martial arts stances on a log suspended across the rocks at the bottom of the falls. Too busy in his stances, he misses Fiore and Lill falling behind him. Suddenly he is hit by Izzy swinging on a vine, sending both flying off to the left of the camera.]
Everythin' to prove, nothin' in my way;
[The camera rapidly pans to follow Harold and Izzy, and they eventually slam into the outhouse confessional. The impact causes Lindsay to fly out the door, and the camera pans over to the Main Lodge – Chef's silhouette is visible in the window.]
I'll get there one day.
[The camera moves in past the window to show a smirking Chef, arm deep in a large pot of something sickly green. He looks behind him to where Oliver and Noah are sitting, both tied up. The two share a nervous glance.]
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
[The camera pans left to show Ripper and Scott arm-wrestling. Ending with Ripper winning. The camera zooms out past another window to show the edge of the docks. Beth and Grett were sitting on the step looking at Alejandro, who was shirtless]
(Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
[A pan down the docks shows a seagull with plastic wrapped around its neck floating in the lake. A fish jumps out of the water behind it and is quickly eaten by a shark, while a tentacle pulls the seagull underwater]
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
[Dakota moves the camera onto herself and kisses the lens. She waves as a man quickly wipes away the smudge, then types something into her cellphone. Moments later, five other men appear on the docks with cameras, snapping pictures of a rapidly-posing Dakota.]
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
[The photo shoot is interrupted by a splash of water; the camera pans right to show an annoyed Chris standing on a boat and holding an empty bucket. The reflection of light on the bucket becomes stars in the night sky as the scene transitions, panning down to reveal Tess and Mike sitting at a campfire in front of a large full moon. They lean in for a kiss but are interrupted by Chase's sudden appearance between them, an arm around both of them, and an oblivious smile. The shot zooms out to show the other campers also sitting around the fire and whistling the last few notes of the theme song as Chris watches.]
(We open inside the girls' side of the Screaming Gophers cabin)
Lindsay: Okay, this is so way beyond bad! I'm all out of fake tanner already!
Tess: (Sarcastic) Wow, Lindsay, that's such a tragedy.
Lindsay: I know, right? Now I'll have to suntan in the sun. Do you realize how bad that can make your skin look?
(Lindsay walked over to Tess, who was still in her bed, fixing her hair)
Lindsay: Aw, you totally do.
Chris: (Over Speakers) Wake up, campers. I hope you got plenty of sleep because today you're going to shine like stars. Be ready to bring it in for today's challenge.
(It cuts to the Theatre Area, where 19 campers took their seats on wooden bleachers in front of the big stage)
Lindsay: Are we going to see a musical? I love musicals. Especially the ones with singing and dancing.
Sugar: I'd be perfect for that!
Mike: Hey, Tess. I saved you a seat.
Tess: (Walks over to him) Thanks, I guess...
(She takes a seat next to him as Chris walks on stage)
Chris: Welcome, campers, to our brand new, state-of-the-art, outdoor amphitheater! Today's challenge is a summer camp classic: a talent contest.
Sugar: A talent contest? Finally! This is what I came here for!
Chris: Each team has eight hours to pick their three most talented campers. These three will represent them in the show tonight! Sing, dance, juggle, anything goes as long as it's legal!
(He looks at Duncan as he says this)
Chris: You'll be judged by our resident talent scout, former DJ, VJ, and rap legend: Grand Master Chef! He will voice his approval via the Chef-o-meter. As usual, the losing team will send someone home tonight. Good luck
(The host began to walk off the stage, but was interrupted by a sudden screaming from off-screen. The camera quickly panned up to show none other than Dakota strapped into a hang glider and rapidly approaching the set)
Chris: What the...?
(Dakota then crashes into Oliver)
Dakota: (Takes off her glider and helmet) Hey, Oliver!
Oliver: Oh, hi, Dakota. (Chuckles awkwardly)
Chris: (Approaches them) Excuse me, Dakota? You're no longer in the competition, remember?
(Dakota gets off of Oliver)
Dakota: I don't care about the money. Like I need it. I just want, umm, (To the camera) close-up please? (She waved the camera forwards and the person behind it obliged) Thank you. I just want camera time! People need to see my sparkly adorableness if I'm gonna get my spin-off reality series.
(She winced suddenly, and the camera zoomed out to show that Chef had appeared beside her and grabbed her by the arm. The hulking man lifted her up and took her over to the stage, where Chris waited)
Chris: You know how you walked down the Dock of Shame a couple of episodes ago? That means you're done, FOR-EV-ER.
Dakota: No, please, I'll do anything!
Chris: Listen, Princess, this is my show-
(Chris is interrupted by his phone ringing)
Chris: Huh? (Takes it out and answers it) It's your daddy! Hello, Mr. Milton! How much money? (He ended the call and stowed away his phone) You're back!
Dakota: Yes! Thanks, Daddy!
Chris: As an intern!
Dakota: An intern? (Chef carried her off stage) NOOOOOOO!
Chris: (To Dakota) Hey, if you get settled in fast enough, you might be able to help with today's challenge! Alright, (To the campers) the rest of you can get started!
(The campers began to walk away from the stage)
Alejandro: (To his team) This seems like it'll be quite a difficult challenge for us to win. Not to diminish our own talents, of course, but they have a pageant winner on their team. No doubt Sugar knows all about winning talent competitions, and don't get me started on how talented she must be!
(The shot cut over to the girl in question, all puffed up and strutting alongside her team)
Sugar: Y'know, I think I should be in charge of this challenge, on account of me having the most experience and all.
(The rest of the team responded with unsure "uhs" and "ers")
Sugar: What?! Y'all think I can't do it?!
(The others didn't know how to respond... Except for Lill, who got an idea)
Lill: No, not at all! It's just you're our most valuable teammate since you have experience. We're just worried you might overwork yourself and be unable to perform your best in the challenge. (To the others) Right, guys?
(The others, catching on to what Lill was doing, nod in agreement)
Sugar: Gosh darn, you're right. For catching this, you will get to be my apprentice.
Fiore: (Waves her hand) Ooh, ooh, can I be your apprentice, too?
Lill: Uhh-
Sugar: Of course!
Confessional: Sugar
Sugar: Fiore, with all her cuteness and innocence, would be perfect to bridge the judge!
Confessional ends
(It then cuts to the Gopher discussing who should go on)
Lill: Okay, we need to go over who is participating in this challenge
Sugar: Obviously, I will be one of them, since I have experience that you certainly don't have
Tess: (Under her breath) Jerk
Mike: (Whispers) You said it.
Sugar: I heard that you two.
Fiore: It was kinda mean, Sugar.
Sugar: Oh, let's just do this already!
(It cuts over to the Bass auditioning to each other, with Katie dancing to some generic pop song, much to everyone's but Wayne's indifference)
Wayne: Awesome, babe!
(It cuts back to the Gopher, where Ripper is getting a boombox)
Mike: (To Tess) Are you gonna audition?
Tess: No, talent shows aren't really my thing.
(Ripper then turned on the boombox and performed an armpit serenade. The Gophers watch, a bit awkwardly, but still enjoy it)
Sugar: You're in!
Ripper: Awesome!
(It cuts back to the Bass, where Dawn was showing off Yoga moves)
Chris: (Walking by) Lame!
(It cuts back to the Gophers)
Sugar: Okay, which one of you's next?
(Most of the team just looks at each other and is unsure who to go next)
Sugar: Oh, come on! I need one of you to show off your moves. Like Olympic level or something!
(Suddenly, Mike gasped and took on some slightly feminine features, such as lipstick and longer eyelashes)
Svetlana: Svetlana is an Olympic champion. For the victory!
("He" began a series of mid-air somersaults)
Sugar: Now, that's what I'm talking about!
Beth: Mike, that was amazing!
Svetlana: No I am not Mike. My name is being Svetlana.
Lill: I thought it was Vito.
Scott: Pretty sure it was Chester.
Svetlana: Mike is Mike, Chester is Chester, Vito is Vito, and Svetlana is Svetlana.
Tess: (Grabs Svetlana's arm) Svetlana, can I talk with you for a second?
(Tess drags Svetlana to the back of the communal washroom)
Tess: Ok, what's going on with you? You told me about this quirk you have that makes it hard for you to make friends. Is this it?
Svetlana: Svetlana thinks this is a conversation for Mike.
(She then gasped, and Mike looked like himself again)
Tess: What do you mean by a conversation for Mike?
Confessional: Mike
Mike: What did Svetlana say to her? I have to tell her now.
Confessional ends
Mike: Remember that quirk I told you about... I suffer from Dissociative Identity Disorder.
Tess: So... Vito, Svetlana, and Chester...
Mike: Are my alters... Oh God, you probably think I'm a freak now-
Tess: What, no! I don't think you're a freak, Mike. Just because you have DID doesn't make you human. In fact... I can relate to you.
(Tess then pulls out a little bottle filled with pills that says, "Paroxetine: Pills to Treat Depression")
Tess: I suffer from Depression and take these to help it.
Mike: Oh, how long have you been taking them?
Tess: Three years.
Mike: And they help?
Tess: Well, I'm still here, right? My point is, I get the reason you didn't tell anyone. I get judged sometimes for my Depression. That's why I've been taking my pills in secret. Just know, Mike, you're not alone in this.
Mike: Thanks, Tess.
(Back with the Bass, DJ showed off his ribbon twirling, which his team really enjoyed)
Grett: Fine, sign him up. Who's next?
Alejandro: Mind if I show off my talent?
Grett: Go ahead.
(Alejandro grabbed some batons)
Alejandro: My talent is juggling!
(Alejandro starts to juggle the batons with ease, and even adds a few odds and ends from his pockets to the mix. At the peak of his performance, he had seven objects in the air, including the batons, and he took them out of rotation one by one until it was only the batons once again. Once he stops, his team applauds for him)
Grett: Okay, you are definitely in!
Alejandra: Gracias!
(He goes to join the other as Harold goes to show off his talent)
Harold: (Takes a deep breath)
Grett: Next!
(Harold walks back to his team disappointed)
(We see Mike and Tess walking back to their team)
Sugar: (To Mike) Finally, you're back! Where have you been, Svetlana?!
Mike: It's Mike.
Sugar: Okay, what's with all the name changes!?
Lill: I'm with Sugar. Why do you keep switching with all these names?
Mike: (Nervous) Oh... Uh... Well, you see... The thing is-
Tess: Mike's a method actor! He told me he spends a lot of time trying to get into character.
Mike: Uh, yeah! Sometimes when I get really anxious, I just slip into one of a few different characters by default. Not sure how that became my coping mechanism, but here we are.
Lill: And you're not breaking character because...?
Mike: I'm so deep into character that sometimes I don't realize what I'm doing.
Sugar: Just make sure that you're in character fully on stage!
(Back with the Bass, Wayne was displaying his skills on his skateboard, as he pulled off various tricks on it. The Bass looked impressed)
Grett: Alright, so I guess it's Wayne's skateboarding, DJ's ribbon thing, and Alejandro's juggling.
Wayne: Alright! I'm going to be on TV.
Katie: Wayne, you're already on TV.
Wayne: Oh yeah. (Runs up to the nearby cameraman) Hello, out there, dudes!
(As the Gophers returned to continue auditioning, Izzy then began to do an exotic dance to the tune of music)
Izzy: I call this the dance or the Rattlesnake.
(As Izzy danced, Ripper fell into an almost hypnotic trance watching her, unable to take his eyes off her)
Sugar: I like your style! Beth, you're up next!
(Beth brought out two batons, which she set on fire and began to twirl them)
Lill: Are you sure that's safe?
Beth: Don't worry, Lill, I took classes.
(Beth tossed the batons into the air, where they spun out of control)
Mike: Hit the deck!
(Everyone ducked for cover as the batons came hurling back to the ground, where they extinguished)
Beth: I kind of missed the catching class, though.
Sugar: Okay, I've seen enough. The three performers are me, Ripper, and Mike.
(Everyone walks off, except for Lill, who stayed back to talk with Sugar)
Lill: Hey, Sugar. Can I ask you something?
Sugar: Ugh, what is it?
Lill: Why did you allow Sugar to be a judge with us?
Sugar: Simple! With her cuteness and innocence, she's perfect to bribe the judge! I know some other girls from when I was young who did it.
Lill: That's a TERRIBLE idea, Sugar! You shouldn't use Fiore like that!
Sugar: Oh, come on, Lill! Don't you want to win?
Lill: Yes! But not by using a child!
Sugar: Oh, shove it, Lill! You know nothing about pageantry!
Lill: That's not the point! The point is, you should not use a child like this!
Sugar: Oh, please! This is how you win. Trust me, I know from experience!
(Sugar walks off, leaving Lill angry)
Confessional: Lill
Lill: I can't believe Sugar would use Fiore like that! I need to warn her!
Confessional ends
(We then cut to the Bass chilling at the amphitheater. DJ was practicing his violin while Alejandro was practicing his juggling, and Wayne, Grett, Katie, Dawn, Harold, Oliver, and Duncan were playing cards)
Katie: I felt like my dancing was underappreciated.
Grett: No, it got just the right amount of appreciation
Katie: It wasn't appreciated at all!
Grett: Exactly.
Katie: Rude! I think you should give my dancing a second shot
Grett: I don't think-
Duncan: Just let her do her dancing again.
Grett: Ugh, fine!
Katie: Alright!
(Katie pulled out her boombox, turned it on, and started to dance around. As Katie danced around, her arm got wrapped around a rope, and she accidentally pulled it loose. The rope brought down a spotlight, which left a hole in the stage)
Katie: Whoops.
(They all look at the hole just as Chris arrives)
Chris: And just what is going on here? (Sees the hole and broken spotlight) I'd normally be pretty ticked off at you guys for wrecking the stage, but this gives me a chance to have my new intern get to work!
(The host snapped his fingers, sending the camera panning over to Dakota. She'd changed out of her former pink ensemble and into the khaki pants and a red shirt and was looking rather put-upon)
Chris: (To Dakota) I want that light back up there in time for the talent contest, so get to work! And no asking for help! If you want your screen time, you've gotta earn it!
Dakota: What about the hole?
Chris: You can leave it.
Confessional: Grett
Grett: Yeesh, with Wayne failing to hit anyone in the Dodgeball challenge and Katie causing a hole in the stage. They are becoming a liability
Confessional ends
(We cut to Fiore hanging out with Beth and Lindsay, when Lill comes up to them)
Lill: (To Beth & Lindsay) Hey, girls. May I talk to Fiore alone?
Beth/Lindsay: Sure
(The two walk off)
Fiore: Why did you want to talk with me, Lill? Am I in trouble?
Lill: No. As a matter of fact, I want to make sure you stay out of trouble.
Fiore: What do you mean?
Lill: Sugar plans on using you to bribe Chef into giving us a better score.
Fiore: What?! Why would she do that?
Lill: Because when she was in pageants, other girls used their cuteness and innocence to win. And she wants to use your cuteness and innocence to win. Whatever you do, don't listen to her
Fiore: Okay.
(Lill walks away, not noticing the grin forming on her face)
Confessional: Fiore
Fiore: Oh, the irony. Lill trying to warn me not to listen to Sugar, so she won't use my cuteness and innocence to win, while failing to see I'm doing that to everyone. Speaking of Sugar, I found my next target.
Confessional ends
(It cuts to Mike, Ripper, Sugar, Alejandro, DJ, and Wayne behind stage)
Sugar: (Sheet draped around her) I hope yer all prepared ta lose, 'cuz the main attraction just arrived!
Alejandro: Well, I, for one, look forward to your performance.
Confessional: Alejandro
Alejandro: And especially to how her team reacts to their so-called "Pageant Queen."
Confessional ends
Chris: It's the TDI talent extravaganza! Welcome to the very first Camp Wawanakwa talent contest. It is here that six campers will showcase their mad skills and try not to embarrass themselves in the process. First up for the Killer Bass, give it up for the big man, DJ!
(DJ, wearing his unitard, came out and began his ribbon dance. Things were going well at first, but then he tripped over the hole that Katie made in the floor. He tries getting back into the flow of things, but stumbles until the end of his act)
Chris: Dainty, and stumbled on the act. Let's see what Grand Master Chef thinks.
(The Chef-o-meter pops up, showing three points for DJ)
Chris: Not much. Next up, for the Screaming Gophers, it's Mike!
(Backstage, Mike was talking to Tess)
Mike: (To Tess) So you know what to do?
Tess: Yep, now go out there.
(Mike walked on the stage with an awkward look on his face)
Tess: And the gold medal goes to...
(Mike gasped and became Svetlana)
Svetlana: Svetlana will take the gold! Ha-ha!
(She jumped off the stage and did several mid-air somersaults before landing on her hands at the top of the bleachers; then she did the same thing in reverse, landing on the stage with a triumphant smirk)
Chris: Dude that was awesome!
Svetlana: Yes, Svetlana is knowing this. Now, where is my medal?
Chris: No medals, dude. Sorry.
Svetlana: Then Svetlana sees no reason to be here.
(She gasped, and Mike came back)
Mike: (Chuckles awkwardly) How'd I do?
Chris: While certainly flashier than I'd prefer, Chef gave it a full nine points.
(Mike walked off with a happy look on his face)
Chris: He scored three times higher than DJ, but maybe the Bass can redeem themselves with... Alejandro!
(Alejandro walked out on stage)
Alejandro: Friends, tonight, I shall juggle for you.
(He revealed a trio of oranges in his hands)
Alejandro: If any of you have anything to add, by all means throw it in – I'd like this to be a challenge after all. (His teammates laughed and cheered for him)
(He started off simple, getting the oranges up into the air with ease. As per his request, the other Bass ran up to the stage and tossed various items at him. DJ threw a bag of chips, Oliver threw his shoe, and Dunca threw a rock. He caught them all without missing a beat)
Chris: (Peaking out from behind the curtain) Anything, you say?
(The camera followed him backstage where he shot a glance at his latest intern)
Dakota: Um...do I have something on my face?
(The camera cut back to the front of the stage as the heiress was tossed into view by an unseen force. To his credit, Alejandro managed to catch her, but in his shock, he dropped a shoe and the bag of chips. Thinking quickly, he tossed her back into the air and caught his other juggled items, dropping them gently to the floor just as Dakota fell back into his arms)
Alejandro: (To Dakota) My sincerest apologies. I hope you are not hurt.
Dakota: Oh, no, I'm fine... (Alejandro puts her down)
(The camera cut to a shot of Oliver scowling from the stands)
Chris: (Walks out on stage) Hahahaha! Sorry about that, dude! I just couldn't help myself!
Alejandro: ...no harm done.
Chros: Anywho, looks like Chef enjoyed the act as well. (He pointed to the Chef-o-meter, which flashed a eight) Looks like you've managed to make things up for your team.
Confessional: Oliver
Oliver: Uggh, who does that guy think he is, treating Dakota like that? Chris, I mean. Although I didn't really like watching Alejandro flirt with her either.
Confessional ends
Chris: Three down, and three to go, and it seems things could go either way. Let's hear it for Ripper!
(Ripper walked out on stage wearing a tank top and with a boombox)
Ripper: Hello. So, I will be performing an armpit serenade.
Chris: A what, bro?
Ripper: Well, y'know, when you perform a classical serenade? With your armpits? (He makes a sound with his armpit)
Chris: Disgusting. Proceed.
(Ripper played background music on the boombox and started playing his armpit to the tune)
Chris: I've heard of guitar face, but armpit face? Impressive?
(Not missing a beat, Shawn wrapped on the song with a "Woo!")
Sugar: (From behind the stage) Look at that champ!
Alejandro: Eh, I don't know. I feel like most people won't be a fan of armpit farts-
(He stops talking when he notices Chef was tearing up. Without saying a word, he stood up and began clapping)
Chris: (Crying) That was beautiful! And Chef agrees. (He pointed to the Chef-o-meter, which flashed a eight) Now then, between Mike's moves, and Ripper's serenade, the Bass are seriously sucking. Can Wayne and his rad stunts pull it around? I seriously doubt it. Let's find out.
(Wayne smirked and picked up his skateboard, getting ready to go out. However, when he jumped onto his skateboard, it broke in two)
Wayne: Aw, man! This is bad!
Grett: Oh, come on!
Wayne: I guess someone's going to have to replace me.
Grett: Who though? Dawn's Yoga moves are boring, your girlfriend's dance moves suck, Oliver and me got nothing, and what can Duncan do again?
(Grett and Wayne looked over to see Duncan carving a picture of a skull on a tree beside the rafters)
Wayne: Well, that leaves Harold.
Grett: That idiot! What can he do?!
Wayne: Only one way to find out
(After informing Harold of the situation, Harold walked out to the stage, where a mic was standing)
Wayne: Go for it, Harold, can't hurt to try.
(Harold nodded and cleared his throat. With all eyes on him, he began beatboxing. Much to everyone's surprise, however, he was good. Really good. Harold's beatbox had them all stunned up until he finished it)
Harold: Booyah.
(The campers stared at him, shocked, for a while. Then they broke out into loud applause, including the Gophers. The Chef-o-meter popped up, showing a perfect 10 out of 10)
Chris: Wicked beatbox dude! And it would appear that Grand Master Chef likes it, too. But let's see if the Gophers can get their victory back with Sugar!
(The blonde who stepped on stage wasn't the pageant queen, but rather Dakota)
Dakota: Umm, hold on... (Takes out a long piece of paper) She's a...genu-wine? Angel, who's come to earth to...shave us?
Sugar: (Calling out) Save us!
Dakota: Right. To save us from our boring, un-glitzy lives with her...
Chris: Skip the intro!
Sugar: (Walks out with the sheet still draped around her) Well fine, she wasn't doin' it right anyway! (She shoved Dakota off-stage and turned to face the audience) Dear fans! You know me as Sugar. But my farmies on the farm call me (She threw off her covering to reveal an alternate colored version of her regular outfit – white blouse and pink pants rather than pink blouse and blue jeans – with matching hat and a gold cowbell around her neck) Sugar Silo! The only artist ever to combine rap an' country. I call it, Craptry!
(Sugar snapped her fingers and music started to play – a harp at first, but it quickly changed into a hip-hop beat)
Sugar: Sugar Silo! I'm wicked sweet, I tap it when I rap it with a tasty beat!
(She licked her lips in a close-up, and shots of the Bass, the Gophers, and even Chris and Dakota were shown of them becoming increasingly alarmed)
Sugar: I don't like milk from a Jersey cow, I'm the Queen of Craptry, you all should bow! Sugar Hollaaa!
(The camera tilted as she hit the high note, and she began to strut around stage)
Sugar: Sugar Silo go, dosey doe! Sugar Silo here to win the dough! Sugar Hollaaaaa!
(The next high note was enough to shatter the camera lens, startle a flock of birds out of the nearby trees, and even cause the sharks in the lake to wince)
Sugar: Like a talking horse, the truth I speak, I'll beat out Mister Juggle and the beatbox freak!
(She pointed a thumb behind her, and the camera panned to Harold and Alejandro backstage with their eyebrows raised)
Sugar: Am I trippin'? No way, I'm bein' for real! I'm gonna win this hundred-grand deal! Sugar Hollaaaaaaaaa!
(Her final high note caused every human to clutch their ears in pain)
Sugar: That's how it's done!
Chris: Yeah, no. Never do that again, Sugar.
(To emphasize the host's point, the Chef-o-meter gave her a single point)
Sugar: What? That can't be right! I demand a recount!
Chris: (Ignoring her) Despite their efforts, the Screaming Gophers have trampled the Killer Bass! And as for the Screaming Gophers. Pick your favorite loser, and I'll see you at the bonfire.
Confessional: Fiore
Fiore: I think it's time to put my plan into action!
Confessional ends
(It cuts to the Gopher's Campfire Ceremony. Everyone but Sugar and Fiore has gotten their marshmallows)
Chris: Kudos to you all for an incredible night of entertainment! Stunts, drama, and some wicked wipe-outs. There is only one marshmallow left on this plate.
(The shot cut to Sugar and Fiore at the campfire, Fiore looked confident, while the pageant queen had changed back to her normal clothes, added a tiara and bouquet, and was crying softly to herself)
Chris: Fiore, you can be seen as a dead weight to your team, do to you being a child. And Sugar, your Craptry just was garbage. And considering how much your team was counting on you living up to your own hype, I don't think anybody's gonna be surprised when I give this final marshmallow to... Fiore!
(Fiore goes up and takes her marshmallow. Chef appeared and escorted a Sugar down the Dock of Shame)
Sugar: Competition should not be based on points! Instead, you should be judged on yer general awesomeness, which means I should still be in the game!
Ripper: Well, when you plan on using a child, that brings down your awesomeness!
Sugar: What?!
Tess: Fiore told us you were planning on using her to bribe Chef!
Sugar: (To Lill) You told Fiore! How dare you!
Lill: She is a child, Sugar! You shouldn't be using a child!
Sugar: Well, maybe a child shouldn't be on this show!
Lill: That's... admittedly a fair point. But still!
Confessional: Fiore
Fiore: Ah, we're already 5 episodes in and I got most of these suckers wrapped around my finger! They won't know what hit them!
Confessional ends
Remaining Contestants:
Screaming Gophers: Fiore, Beth, Lindsay, Mike, Izzy, Lill, Scott, Ripper, Tess
Killer Bass: Duncan, DJ, Harold, Dawn, Katie, Oliver, Wayne, Alejandro, Grett
Elimination Order:
22nd Place: Chase
21st Place: Dakota
20th Place: Noah
19th Place: Sugar
So... I heard that Total Drama may be cancelled, which is bad. But Disventure Camp Season 2 is getting a remaster, which is good, though I really hope it doesn't change anything too big from the original. Anyway, Sugar got the boot, I feel like this one was kinda obvious. Didn't have much for her unless I wanted to make her a minor antagonist, and I didn't.
Also, Mike finally revealed her DID to Tess, and she revealed her Depression to him. The seeds are being planted from their love! And Dakota returned as an intern, gotta push Dakota x Oliver. One last thing, I'm gonna confirm that Fiore will be the season's villain.