AN: Hey. First chapter of the story is up now. Will watch more SMG4 related content, although I'm targeting mostly the classics since that will be Mario's character in here and I have to understand it. I will also watch a few new stuff of theirs just to catch up with some of their written lore, which I think it might not gonna be used because this fanfiction will focus on these four and their shenanigans.

(p.s: Some of the information here might be obsolete.)


Luigi was celebrating his success for further expanding his flower shop and managing to get an award for it, which is the most surprising thing that happened to him since the media never cares about the shop itself. But he'll cherish it as much as he can. Right now, he is celebrating and having a jolly good time with his friends.

"I can't believe it Luigi! Your shop is much more famous and well-known than my YouTube channel now!" SMG4 said in disbelief but proud for his friend to surpass him in terms of popularity.

"Yeah, even though I am jealous from your unseen and unpredicted success, I'm proud of you, buddy!" SMG3 said with a little envy but was happy for Luigi. Then he went to the crowd where he stage dived into them thanks to KS-2 playing rock and punk songs that made the crowd go wild. Despite the genre, the lyrics Saiko is singing is about congratulating a person for reaching their goals. With Bob coming in to rap his verse about himself as usual, but he also included Luigi in the verses too.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE! WHOEVER WINS THE MUSICAL CHAIR GAME WILL HAVE A TALK WITH LUIGI AND A SPECIAL PRIZE, MONEY!" Meggy shouted as the players walk around in circles while the music is blaring. She's hosting the game during this one. Tari and Belle are also part of the game by the way. They are gonna duke it out once again.

Melony, well she's chatting with Boopkins, Whimpu, Rob, and JubJub about flowers they can get in Luigi's shop as a gift for their loved ones, even for the deceased. Karen and SMG1 were both drinking alcohol while watching Karen's kids and SMG2 have fun in the dancefloor. They began to have a showoff on who has the best dances on the four.

During all of this, he's a little embarrassed for how his friends celebrate such events like this one, but he's very glad that they'll go this far to put a spectacular show just for an accomplishment of their friend. Out of nowhere, Mario appeared and pats him in his back. He chuckled as a response for his patting,

For minutes now, he never stopped and he kept doing it. It made him a little annoyed. "Alright Mario. Stop now." yet he didn't listen and kept patting him. As much as he wants to shout at his brother, he had to held himself back because he loves and respects him very dearly despite his aggressive dumb behavior.

"Mario! No need to keep doing this 24/7. I'm good and no need for a massage." Luigi joked while trying to maintain his composure to not scold Mario again. He stopped then stared at him. He was weirded out from this scenario he's doing. It didn't take a while for him to open his mouth widely and said something that shocked him to the core.


"WAKE THE FUCK UP!" Mario shouted, making Luigi wake up screaming in fear. The green plumber in moustache was breathing rapidly due to sudden noise disrupting his dream.

"Bro! It's 8AM and you're late to your shop!" his brother told to him while pointing at the clock. He looked at it and checked the date only to sigh in exasperation. "Mario, it's my day off. You woke me up for nothing." He told to him as he stretched his back so he can feel the energy he needed for today. "Oh, sorry." he never thought Mario would apologize for that, knowing he usually ignore this kind of scenario or he will beg to him so he can cook spaghetti for him.

"It's fine. I needed that anyway since I'm going to the Showgrounds again for another coaching with Meggy." Luigi got out of the bed and opened his closet full of the same clothing he always wear when going outside: a green hat that his first letter of the name as a signature, a green t-shirt, silly stripe socks, navy blue overalls, and a brown shoes with a golden outer sole beneath it.

"I'll stay here! I don't want to go there today!" Mario told to him, which made Luigi look at him with worry. "Come on Mario. You know how Meggy will react to your absence right?" he warned him which he nodded and said "I do, and I don't care. She can't force the Mario for today!"

"Whatever you say. I'll just tell her that you were busy with something." he said before he opened the door and left the house so he can improve his mental and physical self. Meanwhile, Mario was left alone to do whatever he wants. He already ate the spaghetti that was left from their refrigerator and basement. So he thought of what he can do for today. "Fuck it, I'll go outside and try to find some spaghetti." he said to himself before dashing to the door and went to the city, forgetting some of his important valuables and the door open.


While wandering around, Mario was basically trying to find any store that sells spaghetti, he manage to find some few stores but none of them had any of it. At the same time, he was lost in the middle of nowhere. But Mario doesn't care about it. What matters to him right now is to find at least a single store that sells his favorite food/thing/wife of all time. Hours had been passed, and he is getting frustrated from the lack of spaghetti products. He thought of just ordering instead and go home. He reached for his pockets, only to realize he forgot his phone...and wallet.

"Oh shit!" he shouted, which earned a few glances from strangers. Mario was frantically looking around, trying to remember where he went a while ago. He ran elsewhere but that made him drift further, as he thought.

"Crap! Might as well do this in my way then!" he was about to rob a car before he collided with someone, making that person fall down.

"Hey! Watch where you're going!" Mario shouted, looking down in the person who stumbled before him. He had a huge hair, a slight tanned skin, he wears a dark maroon jacket that covers his gray T-shirt with a big star design in the middle, black ripped jeans that is uneven, black socks to slightly cover it up, and a maroon tied shoes. He also has tattoos in both of his arms.

"Well excuse me, sir Mario. Aren't you are in a journey to save the princess?" he sarcastically replied before he looked at the man in front of him. Mario can now see he has a slight but noticeable mark underneath his mismatched eyes, where the brown color is on his right side while the blue eye is on his left side. Those eyes were slightly glaring at him before it soften and was replaced with genuine shock. Mario also had the same shock. But for him, he never thought that he will see this man do the impossible.

"Ash Ketchum?! Is that you?! You have grown up!" Mario shouted, which earned a confusion from the man in jacket. "Ketchum? I'm not a Ketchum, Mario. I'm just Ash." he replied, which earned the same confusion from the guy.

"Did you put another amnesia to your brain? You are Ash Ketchum, dude!" the red plumber told to him. "No I'm not! Who even is that guy?!" he asked which he held his phone...oh wait he doesn't have it.

"Anyway, it's nice to meet you Mr. Mario!" he held his hand out which Mario did and pulled him so he can stand up. He also shake that same hand as a greeting.

"Nice to meet you too, Ash Ketchum!" that earned an unamused look from him in a second. "What are you doing here?" he asked which he replied "I'm lost.".

"...okay. I'll help ya' with that..."

"Sweet!" Mario cheered while doing his moves he loved, DO THE MARIO!

"...only if I know where Peach's castle or your household is though." he added which made him stop dancing and look at him slowly with the same goofy smile he shows. Behind that smile was him being worried and shocked.

"...what about the Showgrounds or Bloopersville?"

"Showgrounds? Bloopersville? What are those places?"

"..."


"Thanks for letting me stay for a while, Ash." Mario said as they walk to an apartment. The timezone is now at sunset and he had to find a place to stay in for now. Luckily, the man he just met offered him to bunk into his apartment he rented. "No problem bud. Anything to help ya' out." the jet-black haired said. He had mixed emotions right now. Anxiety, excitement, fear, joy, etc. Why? Mario was one of his favorites and inspirations when he was a kid. So seeing his hero/idol next to him, also needing help made him flutter on the inside.

As they reached the room, he stopped for a bit and looked at Mario. "I have friends here staying with me by the way. We had to share a room due to the payment being so high. We only had a few bucks with us." he said before opening the door. It was just a medium sized room where there's a room which Mario assumes is the bedroom, a couch, a kitchen behind the couch, and a TV where they can watch some channels. Mario stepped inside and laid down in the couch real quick. He found the remote and opened the TV so he can watch some media for a while. Ash on the other hand, prepared their dinner for today.

"Hey Ashy, what's the dinner?" a feminine voice was heard, making Mario look behind him. She wears glasses and an orange shirt that has a printed #8 behind it. A brown shorts and has a tail behind her, waving. Wait, tail?! Mario realized this girl has white whiskers in her face and she has cat ear attributes in her red hair. Her yellow eyes contacted with his.

"Just a simple fish and chips." he said as he coat the fish fillet in flour and fried them. While that was happening, he opened the drawer and took out some tortilla and potato chips. Meanwhile, another girl came out. She has the same attributes as this girl, the only difference is her shirt has #6 printed, her red hair, which is darker to the other, is tied into pigtails. Her glasses is rectangle shaped, the other has rounded one. Next, her front hair is spiky, unlike the other where it was styled as a bangs. And lastly, her breasts are flat. The other? He assumed that it's just an average size of a grown woman.

"Damn Ash! Ya' got some bitches! Why are they furries though?" Mario said, feeling proud to the person. That statement made Ash widen his eyes and clench his lips. The girl wearing round glasses gasp, and the pigtailed girl felt offended. "Excuse me?! What did you just called us, Mario?!" she said while shooting daggers to him. Mario wondered how do they know him.

"Hey hey! No fighting! Mario, apologize to her." he said which the plumber thought about it. He never expected he'll become a rational person right now but he had to. He had a feeling this person's attitude is the same as that person he doesn't like having around.

"I'm sorry...miss?"

"Lynnette. Next to me is Lynnelle, my sister. Also, apology accepted." she said before the two walked to Ash and checked what he was cooking. Mario on the other hand put his attention to the TV and think about this events that happen to his life today.

'Whoa man. What a day this has been. First, I am lost thanks to me getting carried away from my desire. Second, I met Ash Ketchum! But he says he wasn't a Ketchum and he's just Ash. Third, he got some furry bitches! Just like how his fanbase likes to put him I guess.' he thought before he was called to eat with them. All of his thoughts stopped thinking and went to the dining table where the three are already dining in.

"So first of all, how do you guys know me? Are you all assassins who will hunt my ass?" he said with interest to know these three people around him. "Mario, did you forget what are you known for?" Ash said in a deadpan manner, which made Mario grin sheepishly. "Oh yeah, that was a long time ago though." he said while scratching the back of his head. The three raised their eyebrows.

"Wait, so what are you doing now?" Lynnette asked.

"Well, I'm a man who works for SMG4 now. He's my friend by the way. You know that guy?" the three shook their heads. "You better prepare more food, for I will explain it to you three who he is, who are my and his friends, and what I've been doing after my retirement from saving Peach's butt multiple times!" Mario said while taking another bite from their meal. He cleared his throat before continuing the history of his friend.

"Let's start with my friend, SMG4. So he is this dumb meme guy who watches memes daily like an addict inhale his drug, which I think it is his drug." Ash raised a hand. "So this dude that you're talking about is an addict to?" he asked.

"Possibly. Anyway, he has a channel with over a million subscribers where he records all of us to make an episode because, well we need monee to fund our needs." Mario continued but was interfered by another question. "Even the more private ones are being recorded?" Lynnelle asked.

"Nope." Mario lied. "He is basically handling all of the work all the time when it comes to script, editing, and everything else. He's the only cinematographer out of all of us. We also had a crew that is titled to his name, me and him are the leader of that crew by the way, although he's the one that has the power on that group."

"And you are the main actor of his show?" Lynnette asked which Mario nodded quickly. "Not just me, he's also part of the main actors too along with Meggy and SMG3! Let's go to his "lover" first, I think, SMG3."

"That's his lover?"

"I think so. Considering this dude has a hate boner but at the same time cares for him. Anyway, this dude is an asshat. Smells like feces of an animal and overall bad guy to be around with." Mario said sarcastically, which they caught up to it.

"Straight to the point, huh?" they said in unison.

"Some of the are half truth, the rest are half lie. This guy has a café that he formed. It was one of his passions by the way despite of his mean-spirited attitude. And he also studies about the psychological of a person by the way. I think this dude wants to become a psychiatrist one day. That's my theory though."

"At least he's doing something good I guess." Ash replied before he stood up and made a coffee on his own. "Hey Ash, make us one too!" Lynnette asked which he raised a thumbs up while he's brewing the coffee.

"Anyway, next, is Meggy Spletzer. My female best friend." Lynnelle slyly grinned and said "You sure she's just a best friend?".

"If you're gonna tease me about me loving her, save it bro. I'll fuck spaghetti for my entire life. Fuck having relationship with a human where you can love an object that doesn't judge you, teases you, punches or kicks you for the way that you are." That statement made Ash furrow his brows a bit. He knows Mario never acts this way, so hearing these names and words he says made him wonder what they had done to his idol. Lynnelle looks at him in shock for saying such absurd things while Lynnette looks at him with disgust.

"Yeah bud. It's cool to be never judge or tease at all, but you can't stop it. Also, you sure they are your friends? In our circle of friends, or even just any friends in general, mistreatment is not part of our friendship." Lynnette asked with concern lingering in the statement.

"Yeah, duh. Not every friend circle is always nice or perfect to each other. Sometimes they'll test ya' with their flaws they don't want to reveal but slips by." Mario told to her. She was about to ask another question but he stopped her for doing it. "Don't judge too early, Lynnette. I'm only at my 3 friends yet.".

"Okay. I won't ask further about it until I know them all." So Mario continued. "She is a lawyer, a coach, and a champion of a Splatfest. If you guys don't know, Splatfest is a tournament where players will cover the entire battleground with colored inks as much as you can with your team. Moving on from that, she went to college to get degree as a lawyer. The coaching? She teaches us based from her experience as an athlete and a competitor of the Splatfest." Mario explained. Ash was surprised from what he is hearing from him.

"Teach you? I thought you were good on your own just like your brother, Luigi?" Ash asked as he got back into the seat while waiting for the coffee beans to melt, with the two girls nodding. He stood up to continue making the coffee for the four people.

"What about Luigi? Does he live with you?" Lynnelle asked. Mario nodded and added "Yep! Currently, Meggy is teaching him to become more braver along with Tari. Speaking of her, she's next. I met her when I was playing a game in a mall, where she teaches me to become the ultimate gamer! Just so I can beat SMG4 in a game where he overthrows me all the time. She is too shy by the way, but she manage to become our friend a few months later." Mario took a glass of water then drank it so he can refresh himself before continuing. "Next is Bob Bobowski, just like Tari. He became our friend after a few time had been passed, but in his case, it took us years for him to accept him as a member of our crew."

"Why?" one of them asked. Mario's face slightly frowned, which made the three had an unease feeling.

"He's a creepy old man douchebag, although I use the word creepy loosely here since he has change for a better person than the day we first met him. At first, he always stalk us and want us to become the main star of this show, he got his wish, although ego got the best of him. At least he still had the heart to care unlike some other douches. That person who made him realize he can change for the better is Boopkins, his friend who treats him better than any of my friends."

"Sounds like you and your friends have trust issues and possibly dislike each other." Ash added. Mario just gave him a sigh.

"Hey, I said we all had flaws. If we are like that, then we wouldn't be from where we are right now." the plumber told to him before continuing with one of his friends. "Fishy Boopkins is an anime fanatic. I think it is called a weeb or otaku, but either way, he is one of them. He obsess a lot of anime girls, mostly his number one obsession is Hatsune Miku. He is open about it, which made a few of us uncomfortable around him. Even Bob, the friend he always go to and hangout with, has shared the same feelings we all feel when he talks about anime. That's also the reason why Meggy despises these works. Her mind and viewpoint on this was ruined thanks to Boopkins. But after a while, we all accepted that this is just him. He is also one of the nicest person you'll meet despite his weird behavior. He wished to have one waifu, which that happened and her name is Saiko Bichitaru. But first, ya' got any spaghetti? I'm kinda hungry right now." Mario asked the three. They all shook their heads, which made him sad but that didn't stopped him from continuing.

"Saiko is a tough girl. My relationship with her is not that great. I mostly fuck around every time, which she wasn't having any of it and will always scold me either with threat or violence. Meggy, SMG4 & even SMG3 does the same too, but I'm not here to talk about those three right now. We're focusing on this girl. She's a metalhead who has a band name KS-2. It's a combination of their names with the 2 stands for duo. Saiko is the founder and have the creative control of the band, while Kaizo, her bandmate and friend, is the drummer. I don't know if he also helps her writing songs since it's been a while since the last time I checked these two because, you know. At least she maintains a good bond with my brother and the rest of the crew. Me and Bob are the two people she doesn't like by the way." he said before Ash stood up and went to the kitchen to prepare their snacks.

"Continue. I'm listening over here!" he told to him.

"Lastly, Melony. I created her by the way. It was during that time where I was left alone in Peach's castle. I made her using one of Meggy's beanie and a watermelon I found somewhere in the castle. She was morphed into a human when there was a mask we found from a weirdo trader. It was put on the watermelon and you guess it. She was formed as another anime girl who likes to sleep most of the time. She used to have a crush before with one of my deceased friends, but she moved on from it for him." he said, which made the three just nod from what he said.

"Want to know more? There's a lot of friends I wanna share to you all. Such as Chris, Swag, Karen..." while Mario was listing the names of his friends, Ash was thinking deeply about what information he just got from Mario. He didn't tell their appearances yet so he can't paint a picture yet on how they treat him like shit. Is this truly the same Mario he knows back in his childhood days? He'll unearth the answer. But he's not the only one thinking of this as well. His two friends, Lynnelle and Lynnette, are also on the same thought. For Lynnelle, he feels bad for the man in red and blue overalls. But like he said, she shouldn't judge that much based on just his information alone. She must meet them in person to solidify the claims he is sharing for them. Lynnette, well she wants to beat them up. But it's for the best to don't do it or else Mario won't be happy.

"Guys?" Mario put the three out of their thoughts. Lynnelle checked the time and it is apparently 7PM.

'An hour already? That felt like 30 minutes.' she thought. She looked back at Mario and said "I think that's enough for now. How about we should play a game?" Mario's face lit up. But before that, a coffee and a pair of bread was handed to him by Ash.

"Here buddy, I made ya' one even though you never asked for it." he said warmly. The plumber thanked him, took the food and ate it whole in just one bite, even the glass and plate. The three looked at him in shock for what they just saw. Mario stared at them before he realized he ate something that isn't his. So he burped out the empty glass and plate, which is coated with his saliva.

"Sorry. I forgot I wasn't at my place." he apologized which Ash replied. "It's fine. We were just surprised that you can do that."

"Anyway, I'm down for gaming! What are we gonna play?!" he asked excitedly, which made the three have a sweat drop. But they won't deny that it's cute to see him excited over something.

"Super Smash Bros. Multiplayer." Lynnette said, which the four people went to the couch. The pigtailed redhead opened a case where there are multiple games inside of it, she put out the said game and inserted it inside the gaming console.

"Finally, the fourth controller is gonna be used." Lynnelle said. Putting out the controllers in the bag.

"Fourth?" Mario asked.

"We have another band member with us, but she had to help her cousin for a while so it's just the three of us at this moment." the short hair redhead said.

"...you are truly the ladies man, Ash." Mario nudged him, which Ash replied "Shut up. I'm not interested into relationships yet."

And once the game has booted, they decided to pick the characters they'll play, with Ash as Luigi, Lynnelle as Kirby. Lynnette as Pikachu, and Mario as himself.

"I'm about to beat all of your asses! I'll use my gaming skills that Tari thought me!" Mario smugly said. "Oh you're on! I'll make you eat those words!" Lynnette replied with the same smug he has. "Stop arguing. We all know I'll be the one who will win this game!" Lynnelle said, with a smirk plastered on his face. "...let's see then." Ash said, although he wasn't energetic as the three gives off right now.


It hasn't been an hour and it ended as expected. The three had a trash talk competition, with Mario being the loudest as he can to the point it might made the two girls deaf, Lynnette spouting mean words and threats, Lynnelle tauntingly imitates them but she is also pissed, and Ash laughing in the background. In the first place was Lynnelle with a decent amount of wins and a few loses. Next is Mario, surprisingly, who is a few points away from her. Third place belongs to Lynnette with a lot of loses but a few points. And in the last place is Ash, with almost no points nor deaths, mainly because his supposed knocked out's are being stolen by either Mario, Lynnette or Lynnelle and he dodges them every single time.

"Well, that was fun. I'll check upon Layla. You three duke it out while I'm out." the jet-black said before standing up, grabbed his phone to dial his friend. They kept playing until it reached almost midnight.

"I think that's enough for today." Ash said while yawning. The three also nodded.

"Where do I sleep though?" Mario asked. "Oh yeah, I didn't thought about that." Ash went to the bedroom to rummage for something. After a while, he came out with a blanket. "I'll sleep on the floor, you sleep on the couch." he told to Mario which he nodded and laid there instantly.

"Wait Ash! You should sleep with us!" Lynnelle said, her tired smile was a little wider. "Nah. I got a feeling you two will do something to me." Ash turned her request down. "Hey! Lynnelle does that, not me!" Lynnette retorted, which made Lynnelle snort lightly. She was ready to argue with her but her body demands to take a sleep. They went to the room and closed the door. Meanwhile, Ash set up the blanket next to the couch where Mario was snoring. He took a single small pillow and placed it in the "mattress" he is about to lay down. After that, he shut his eyes and slept to prepare for the next day.


AN: A reminder that my OCs here is not gonna be only for this alternative universe I'm writing. There is a story I'm gonna write where they'll officially debut in. For now, it's first chapter is currently being written.

Thanks for reading!