Smiling Critters Kiss Edition:
This is based on certain Youtube videos.
CatNap chases after CraftyCorn, but she ditches him again. "Well, then, if she will not be mine, then I'll make sure she's the most popular pony in Poppy Playtime! Try saying that five times fast!"
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CatNap begins working on a new formula. "Now, a responsible scientist should test this," says CatNap, "but I never even went to College, so who care?"
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CatNap then starts spraying it in the vents. "This will be fun," says CatNap.
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CraftyCorn and FeatherClaw were walking, but then FeatherClaw gets a whiff of something. "CraftyCorn, did you get more beautiful then usual," asks FeatherClaw.
"I don't think so," says CraftyCorn, "then again, it's hard to wear make up when you're a horse and…" FeatherClaw then starts kissing CraftyCorn.
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DogDay and Bobby were having a picnic, but then DogDay got a whiff of something. "Sorry, Bobby, but I think we should see other people!" He then leaves.
"What," asks Bobby.
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All the boy critters started following CraftyCorn around. "This is getting weird," says CraftyCorn. But then they started treating her like a queen. "Maybe I could get used to this."
"DogDay," asks Bobby.
"We're losing them all to her," says PickyPiggy.
"StinkyStripe bugged me to go out with him and now he's cheating on me," asks Hoppy, "I'm going to send him to Skunk Heaven!"
"I can't…" Bobby's about to cry, but Quackie comforts her.
"Don't worry, Bobby," says Quackie, "we can have a talk with CraftyCorn.
"Let's go," says Dorsa.
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"I have nothing to do with this," says CraftyCorn.
"Good, then you can help us fix this," says Hoppy.
"Um… actually… I was thinking… maybe it'd be nice to keep this up… just a little longer," says CraftyCorn, "what's the worst that can happen?"
"Hey CraftyCorn," says Wendy.
"Oh, hi Wendy, hi Roxy," says CraftyCorn.
"We have a question," says Roxy.
"Um… what," asks CraftyCorn.
"This should be good," says Hoppy.
"How would you like to be part of a threesome," Wendy and Roxy both ask.
"W-what," asks CraftyCorn.
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"Fun fact, my formula also works on LGBTQ girls," says CatNap.
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"This way, we can share and still be together," says Wendy.
"What do you say," asks Roxy, "wanna be our third?"
"Um… I kind of prefer guys," says CraftyCorn, "so…"
All the guys, plus Wendy and Roxy, then jumped her down and started kissing her. "Change your mind," asks Hoppy.
"YES," shouts CraftyCorn, "HELP ME!"
The girls then pull CraftyCorn out and drag her away.
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CatNap was laughing at his plan. "The purrfect revenge," says CatNap.
"CatNap, you were right," says CraftyCorn.
"You mean about how Pluto should still be a planet," asks CatNap.
"No… well, actually, I do agree with you on that, but I meant we were meant to be," says CraftyCorn, "come here, my love!"
"At long last," says CatNap, "you're…" Then the girls tackle him to the ground…
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CatNap wakes up and sees he's been painted white with a blue wig and a party hat. "What in the…"
"Look, it's CraftyCorn with a bigger body," says DogDay.
"Wait, I'm not…" The guys, and Wendy and Roxy, all jump on him. "Get off me, you fools! I'm not CraftyCorn!" He then sprays them with the poppy gas. "There, and when they wake up, they'll be back to normal!" CatNap then leaves.
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"I'm sorry, Girls," says CraftyCorn.
"It's okay," says Bobby, "we all would've done the same."
"What do you think their nightmares would be about," asks PickyPiggy.
"Can't be any worst then the idea of kissing CatNap," says Hoppy. The girls all laugh.
The End
