Wrong Number
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Disclaimer!
I do not own the Harry Potter: Books, Movies, Plays, Games, TV Show, or Characters!
(AN: I wanted to say a quick thank you to everyone who's following along and even commented, this chapter's for you. Also, in case you were curious, I had this chapter finished a little bit ago. Then my laptop died- may she rest in peace. I got a slightly faulty second hand one from my godfather- thankfully. After that it was this whole issue trying to get back all the files I had. Shoutout to Microsoft and Onedrive for coming through for the most part. I still lost a bit of stuff, but at least I'm not starting from zero. For example, I had lost the dialogue I had made for chapter two as well as the photos. Thankfully I could just copy paste it from my fanfic accounts.)
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Chapter 3: Draco Wannabe
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You changed Blaise Zabini (wine glass emoji)'s contact name to Drunken Idiot (beer pints clinking emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 01:36 AM
Mate.
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I fucked up.
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Sunday 7 Sep 01:40 AM
Missed Call
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Answer Mother fucker.
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Sunday 7 Sep 01:44 AM
Drunken Idiot (beer pints clinking emoji): You know some of us actually sleep at night. (quirked brow emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 01:46 AM
You're not one of those people and neither am I.
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Now that we've got that out of the way, I need to borrow your cell.
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Sunday 7 Sep 01:49 AM
Drunken Idiot (beer pints clinking emoji): Like Hell I'm letting you anywhere near my phone. Not after last time.
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Sunday 7 Sep 01:50 AM
I need to text a number.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:00 AM
Drunken Idiot (beer pints clinking emoji): Well what are you texting on right now? The mini fridge?
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:02 AM
Oh yeah terribly funny, really witty. (eye roll emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:05 AM
If you must know, she's blocked me on my number.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:12 AM
Drunken Idiot (beer pints clinking emoji): Who did? ️(sideways glance pair of eyes emoji)(hot tea emoji)
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None of your damn business, Zabini. That's who.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:13 AM
Drunken Idiot (beer pints clinking emoji): Have fun trying to write her by owl then. (waving hand emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:16 AM
Okay wait. (eye roll emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:17 AM
Ugh, fine. Remember that girl I texted on accident?
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Drunken Idiot (beer pints clinking emoji): So it was a girl? (sideways glance pair of eyes emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:20 AM
Yes, okay, it was- and before you ask, I only just found out tonight.
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Drunken Idiot (beer pints clinking emoji): Is she hot? (smirking face emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:21 AM
She's got these gorgeous emerald green eyes, but that's about all I know.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:22 AM
Drunken Idiot (beer pints clinking emoji): Like Potter green or? (deadpan straight face emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:23 AM
Yes like Potter green. ANYWAY, I've gone and scared her off now and I need your help to fix it.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:24 AM
Drunken Idiot (beer pints clinking emoji): Well someone has a type.
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You changed Drunken Idiot (beer pints clinking emoji)'s contact name to Resident Clown (clown face emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:25 AM
Resident Clown (clown face emoji): Resident Clown?
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:28 AM
I bet SHE would've gotten it. (eye roll emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:30 AM
Resident Clown (clown face emoji): Well why don't you go bother her instead- oh right! She has enough sense to block your arse. She probably wanted a good night's sleep just like the rest of us, smart girl.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:31 AM
I think I offended her girly sensibilities or some rot.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:35 AM
Resident Clown (clown face emoji): Why do you even care? If you're looking for someone to sext I'm pretty sure Pans or Tori would be up for it. Hell, if the glances that Mudblood's been giving you are any indication, she certainly wouldn't mind.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:39 AM
Granger? Pshh, I'm not THAT desperate. She'd probably send me a strongly worded paragraph of how 'sexist ' and 'demeaning ' the whole thing was anyway. No thank you. (cringe grin emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:40 AM
It's not like that- okay I mean sure she was a bit flirty the other night, and I was a bit flirty tonight, but we were just screwing around and teasing. She seems alright, besides being slightly crazy and obsessed with me.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:43 AM
Resident Clown (clown face emoji): True, staying away from the Mudblood's like dodging a whole fleet of bludgers. Of course, adding another fan girl to your cheer squad? (eye roll emoji)(quirked brow emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:45 AM
She doesn't know who I am.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:47 AM
Resident Clown (clown face emoji): You mean you haven't told her? How in Salazar's name do you know she's obsessed with you then? Did you ask about her interests and 'stalking Draco Malfoy' was one of them?
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:49 AM
No smart arse, it just kind of came up and apparently she thinks I'm the hottest, sexiest, most magnetic and charming wizard at Hogwarts. (smirking face emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:54 AM
And I didn't tell her because that isn't what I'm after. I don't need another witch tripping over themselves to fawn all over me. I just want to be spoken to like a real person. Not as the 'Pureblood Malfoy Heir', or the 'Slytherin Bully'. She teased, and flirted, and was nice. While also calling me an annoying arse whenever I pushed her buttons, and pushing my own buttons right back. She wasn't afraid to be herself and with her I could just, be. No expectations, no rules, complete safety and anonymity.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:55 AM
Resident Clown (clown face emoji): Wow.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:56 AM
Resident Clown (clown face emoji): A whole paragraph just to say you like having an anonymous pen pal around.
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Sunday 7 Sep 02:57 AM
Fuck off you twat. (two finger British salute)
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:00 AM
So will you help me or not?
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:02 AM
Resident Clown (clown face emoji): Ugh fine, I'm on my way over.
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:04 AM
Where the Hell are you anyway?
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:07 AM
Resident Clown (clown face emoji): Pansy's dorm.
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Gross. (green nauseous face emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:09 AM
Resident Clown (clown face emoji): Not like that you idiot. (eye roll emoji) She's far too up your arse to even consider sleeping around anyway.
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She turned you down, huh? (laughing crying emoji)
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You can no longer send or receive messages or calls from Resident Clown (clown face emoji).
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:10 AM
None of you lot can take a joke I swear.
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Unable to send message: message blocking active.
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:15 AM
Hey Lil Mama lemme whisper in your ear~ (music notes emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:17 AM
Unknown: Uhummm, I think you have the wrong number? (nervous laughing sweating emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:19 AM
Ignore him, Zabini managed to send a message through before I could wrestle the phone away from him.
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Sorry.
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:20 AM
Unknown: This better not be who I think it is. (slit eyes deadpan face emoji)
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You changed Unknown's contact name to I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji).
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I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji) changed your contact name to Jerk Face Meanie (hannya mask emoji).
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:22 AM
Okay I deserve that.
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:27 AM
I didn't know you cared about Potter's runt sister.
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:30 AM
I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): Do you want me to block you through Blaise's number too?
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:31 AM
I have more phones I can borrow.
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:37 AM
I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): Do you want me to stop replying to unknown numbers? Or better yet, report you for harassment?
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:39 AM
Look, what I meant was, if I had known you'd take offense I wouldn't have said anything. Are you her friend or something?
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:41 AM
I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): Well it's a bit too late now, it's out there, and I know how you speak of her. I couldn't ever imagine being that cruel towards someone who's done nothing to me.
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:43 AM
You didn't answer my question, and to be fair, you don't know what she has or hasn't done to me.
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:45 AM
I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): I know of her and I've run into her before. She's introverted but kind and cares about plants and animals, what could she have possibly done to you?
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Sunday 7 Sep 03:53 AM
Okay fair play, and you're right. Is that what you want to hear, is that what'll fix this? You're right and I'm wrong and I'm a big fat bully. Go ahead, villainize me and take your fill.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:00 AM
I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): What is wrong with you? I can be upset without 'villainizing' you, while also acknowledging what you said was over the line and cruel. If she'd seen what you'd said about her she'd probably kill herself.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:02 AM
Okay now you're just being dramatic. (eye roll emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:10 AM
I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): I'm not, I wish I was but I'm not. She's going through a really hard time right now.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:11 AM
When isn't she?
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:12 AM
I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): Shut up.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:13 AM
Right sorry.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:14 AM
I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): No you're not, you're just trying to appease me or whatever the Hell you think you're doing by continuing to text me after I clearly wanted you to lose my number.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:15 AM
But that's the thing, I don't want to lose your number.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:20 AM
I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): And why not? I highly doubt my company's more preferable to your actual friends.
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I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): Anyway, I'm off to bed. You do realize there's a quidditch game tomorrow right?
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:21 AM
Fuck.
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I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): Me.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:22 AM
Oh with pleasure, Darling. (smirking face emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:23 AM
I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): Only if you promise to cum deep inside me, Daddy. (eggplant emoji)(water droplets emoji)(peach emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:24 AM
Fuck, I'm hard.
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Which is not what I want to be right now. Considering that I'm holding Blaise's phone and he's sitting right next to me staring me down.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:25 AM
I'm Sorry I Was A Dick Please Forgive Me ️(frowny face emoji): Fine I'll unblock you, but no funny business Mister! (finger pointing upwards emoji)
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Good Girl. (green heart emoji)
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You can now make and receive calls or messages from Daddy
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:26 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): Thank you.
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Whatever. (eye roll emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:27 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): Love you too, Doll Face. (green heart emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:29 AM
You know only Snakes use green hearts.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:30 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): Says who? (quirked brow emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:31 AM
Everyone. Anyway, I'm going to bed.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:32 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): Goodnight, Baby. Sweet dreams.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:33 AM
Call me 'Baby' one more time and I'll make you my boyfriend.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:34 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): Looking for an excuse to ask me out, are you? (smirking face emoji)(winking face emoji)
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No.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:35 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): I knew you've been gunning for me ever since we met.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:37 AM
I've been gunning for Draco ever since I met him.
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:39 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): What really? (sideways glance eyes emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:42 AM
Yeah- well I mean, I've been crushing on him since forever. I haven't actively done anything besides leave anonymous Christmas/Yule and birthday presents.
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Daddy(man in a suit emoji): THAT WAS YOU?!
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:44 AM
Yeah? (nervous laughing sweating emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:46 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): EVERY YEAR?
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:48 AM
Y- yeah?.. Is that bad? (tired sweat down the side of the face emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:50 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): Those gifts have been coming in for Yule and his birthday since First Year. (eye emoji)(mouth emoji)(eye emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:56 AM
I'm aware- hey wait, how do you know that? (quirked brow emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 04:58 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): Malfoy's a friend of mine.
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:00 AM
So you ARE a Snake.
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:01 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): Oh bloody- yes, alright, fine. Yeah I'm a Snake. (mad exhaling smoke emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:02 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): Not really the thing to take away here.
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:04 AM
I beg to differ. This narrows things down exponentially. You're a male Slytherin Seventh Year who's friends with Blaise and Draco, subsequently ruling those two people out. Which means you could be someone like Theo, Vince, or Greg. Just to name a few that hang around that lot regularly.
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:05 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): (blank stare no mouth emoji)
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Daddy(man in a suit emoji): You're a Ravenclaw aren't you?
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:06 AM
What makes you say that? (Monocle quirked brow emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:07 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): Did you read your last message before you sent it, Sherlock? (Monocle quirked brow emoji)
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Whatever, we need to be getting to bed. I don't know about you, but I'm legally required to be at the game tomorrow, and at this point I'm lucky if I'll wake up before twelve.
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:08 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): The game's at nine?
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Exactly. (deadpan slit eyes emoji)(skull and cross bones emoji)(coffin emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:09 AM
Daddy(man in a suit emoji): (laughing crying emoji x3)
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Okay fair enough, I'll let you go now Darling. Goodnight, sweet dreams. Think of me while you lay in bed won't you? (smirk emoji)(green heart emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:10 AM
Sorry, I'm mentally taken and married to Draco at this point.
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Daddy(man in a suit emoji): You know if I showed him this he'd probably get out a restraining order against you. (laughing crying emoji)
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:11 AM
You can't take out a restraining order on an anonymous stranger. (serene face emoji)
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Daddy(man in a suit emoji): Except you're not a stranger.
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Sunday 7 Sep 05:12 AM
Do you know who I am? (monocle quirked brow emoji)
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Daddy(man in a suit emoji): ..No.
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Then I'm a stranger.
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Daddy (man in a suit emoji) changed your contact name to Malfoy's Stalker (dizzy face emoji)
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You changed Daddy (man in a suit emoji)'s contact name to Draco Wannabe (dragon emoji)(green apple emoji)(glitter emoji)