And finally, it's here, possibly the craziest and most chaotic versus of this season in this fanfic.
Rob, chaotic interdimensional entity boy, a boy, ten girls, and Rob, Rob vs No such luck multiverse and EltioRob95 fanfics by eltioRob95
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Rick Sanchez L-137, Rick and the Loud House by Itsnouse95.
-Hi everyone, welcome to Death Battle Loud fics, today's another epic battle. I'm Lincoln Wiz and this is Clyde Boomstick-
-This chapter will definitely be a real showdown. Let's start with the first opponent, one of the most infamous interdimensional beings to ever plague the multiverses-
-ROB- mentions Lincoln Wiz.
Suddenly, a green flare hits Lincoln Wiz and his eyes glow green, a sign that he was possessed by a certain troublemaker.
-Hahahaha, Aloha comrade, idiots! I AM ROOOB , boys and girls, and here I am, i'm the body of this alternate version of the 10-times-incestuous guy. Ahahahahaha, here I am. All you waifus better watch your underwear! I love fucking Doritos, and I'm going to kill a certain old man.
Clyde Boomstick gives Lincoln Wiz a small punch, bringing him back to his senses.
-Lincoln, are you okay?-
-Ugh, yeah, I don't know what the hell happened to me-
-Rob, a humanoid boy with skin as pale as a corpse and a strong addiction to junk food, alcoholic beverages, anime and cartoon waifus, desecrator of everything that means order, desecrator of decency-
-feared and hated in almost every multiverse-
*Rob playing an electric guitar*
-some spit on the ground for saying his name-
Image of Rob sniffing Lori's underwear while being chased by a furious Lori*
-"no place Rob hasn't been: Royal Woods, Echo Creek, Miracle City, Amity Park, Mewni, Trollberg, Big City, the Boiling Isles, Gotham City, Namek, Foster home, Far Far Away, Amphibia, Hogwarts, Peach Creek, Peaceville, Springfield, South Park, Townsville even Disneyland, among other places, even crossover universes and alternate universes. I don't think there's any place Rob hasn't been before. There are many interdimensional nomads like him, but they remain. Rob is the only one who doesn't respect those rules and does whatever he wants. That's why everyone knows about him. He even created a way to be summoned in Lucy's summoning book. That's how he knows the Louds. Well, a version of them, those from dimension Loud 407, to be exact"- Clyde Boomstick mentions.
"Believe it or not, he was a human once" Lincoln Wiz mentions.
"A distant past," Clyde Boomstick emphasized.
"Rob had a normal student life. He had a girlfriend (Loi) and a best friend (Saturnino), an almost loving little sister, and very loving parents."
*Scene of a young Rob with a backpack walking through an ordinary Latin American neighborhood with Saturnino and Loi*
"However, there was one day when he simply died from being hit by a car."
*Scene of a car running over Rob*
*Rob's body on the pavement before being run over by a parade that didn't even notice him and a tractor*
"Although that seemed like the turning point for Rob's life, a mysterious cosmic entity, an entity described as a "cosmic monk," chooses him and grants Rob the gift of becoming a new being beyond the human realm, an immortal being with the ability to exist infinitely and go wherever he wants," explains Lincoln Wiz.
"Although Rob never said he accepted, the Cosmic Monk granted him a new life, a new and cursed existence, since the powers Rob uses belonged to Margaret, the first interdimensional threat of the 1200s and 1600s."
"And so that's how Rob becomes the interdimensional entity of collective human idiocy."
"Just like you said, Clyde," Lincoln Wiz agreed.
"Rob has been in war dimensions, savage dimensions, post-apocalyptic dimensions, and he's trained with all kinds of warriors—"
"from mercenaries to heroic figures, not to mention being part of the Black Hat Organization, and that's just a few of his crazy adventures," Lincoln Wiz mentioned.
*Image of Rob taking a picture with Demencia while they were bothering Dr Flug*
"Multiverses. The multiverses Rob frequents the most are the most chaotic, and those are the multiverses from Star vs. the Forces of Evil and The Loud House, for example."
*Image of Rob and Saturnino chatting with Star Butterfly and Marco Díaz*
*Image of Lincoln and Rob running away from the Loud sisters*
"Which means Rob has had run-ins with the Butterfly family and the Louds. Even Glossaryck and Heckapoo take precautions when Rob is around," said Clyde Boomstick.
*Image of Rob and Heckapoo squinting at each other*
"Without a doubt, Clyde, trouble always follows this boy, even if he doesn't care."
"Despite all that, the only one who seems to care is his best friend Saturnino, whom he invites on his interdimensional tour most of the time," said Clyde Boomstick.
-Now let's talk about all of Rob's abilities. He's an expert in handling almost all weapons, from spears to machine guns and futuristic weapons that he learns with ease, and he also knows how to use self-defense-
-And as if that weren't all, Lincoln, Rob has regeneration, super regeneration, stamina, super agility, immortality, and eternal youth. His brain can automatically learn some information about the dimensions he visits, breaking the fourth wall, and creating portals for time travel. But they require a lot of energy, and he rarely uses them. Sometimes he even seems to be able to see the future, although according to him, the future is very uncertain-
-All of this is possible, Clyde, because Rob is an interdimensional entity whose only abundant thing in the multiverse that feeds and strengthens him is human idiocy, and of any living being directly. Living beings with a lot of idiocy or actions with a lot of idiocy, such as politics, polluting corporations, or the bad luck incident in the Loud family, which is a great example, which explains why Rob is almost indestructible- Lincoln Wiz explained.
"Rob is known to have very personal losses and an immortal life filled with chaos. He will only die when the multiverses die."
"While we have very short lives ahead of us, even if 10,000 years pass, Rob will still be wandering around in the dimensions."
"That's more than certain."
"Now let's talk about the second opponent, Clyde."
"That's right, Lincoln. It's RICK SANCHEZ L137. Oh yeah."
"Rick and the Loud House for the next 100 years, right?"
"It's curious, considering both series still don't have an ending yet." Lincoln wiz said.
"This Rick isn't the same Rick from Rick and Morty. There are many versions of Rick in infinite universes," explained Clyde Boomstick.
"The Ricks with only one grandson named Mortimer, or simply Morty, separated the universes of Rick with only one grandson, thus creating their citadel. The Ricks with 10 grandchildren, or the Louds, create their own citadel that has three times the population and is three times larger than the Rick and Morty citadel," explained Lincoln Wiz.
-One of its founders is Rick Sanchez L137, the most Rick-like Rick and a double-Rick version of the smartest man in the universe. A Rick who does anything to make his grandchildren, Lincoln Loud, and his ten sisters, happy.
*Image of Rick with his portal gun*
*Image of the Louds on the stairs smiling, including Rita and Lynn Sr.*
-In this version, Lynn's father is Rick Sanchez, and Rick, as expected, was never present during Lynn Sr.'s childhood. This happened many years later, when he grew up. He met Rita, fell in love with her, and went hunting with her. He had 10 energetic children, whose names we now know. Then Rick appeared at the Loud house, returning to his life and changing the normal lives of his daughters and son forever.
*Image of a photo of a young Rick with Lori Loud when she was a baby*
Clyde Boomstick paused, thoughtful for a moment.
"Hey, although... now that I think about it, the Louds never have a normal life, with or without Rick Sanchez."
"That's true, Clyde," said Lincoln Wiz, continuing to explain.
Lincoln, Lucy, and Rick running from a monster*
"Thanks to their grandpa, they've lived adventures as amazing as they are shady and dangerous, to the point of being in mortal danger."
"Oh look what I found, Lincoln," said Clyde Boomstick, who had Rick's portal gun.
"Where did you get that, Clyde?!"
"I don't know, I just found it. Do you think any Rick has forgotten it?"
The portal gun accidentally fires, creating a portal in the floor. Lincoln Wiz and Clyde Boomstick fall into it, meeting their live-action counterparts from The Really Loud House.
Liveaction Lincoln Loud and Liveaction Clyde McBride stare at them in silence until...
-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Lincoln Wiz and Clyde Boomstick hugged each other and screamed.
-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Minutes later...
In the Death Battle Loud studio.
"I don't know what the hell that world was," Lincoln Wiz said, still in shock.
"Let's never talk about it," Clyde McBride said, who was in the same state.
"Um... as I was saying, Rick can create all kinds of weapons and inventions, like artificial intelligence."
"He's even created a mini-universe!" Clyde Boomstick exclaimed in surprise.
*Scene of Lisa, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Rick with Zeep*
"He's been to hundreds of worlds and seen it all. He even fought in a war against the Galactic Federation," said Lincoln Wiz.
"Which proves Rick was also a soldier, enforcer, and mercenary all at once."
*Rick eating noodles next to Birdman*
"Rick has been through a lot on hundreds of worlds. Who knows? He's seen all kinds of things, and nothing surprises him anymore," Clyde Boomstick explained.
-And not to spoil anything, let's just say that Rick Sanchez's entire interdimensional journey is to recover his beloved "Szechuan" sauce once and for all-
-Although, as expected, Rick is problematic and reluctant to show emotions-
*Scene of Leni wanting to hug Rick while he gets uncomfortable*
-Since the Louds are always at odds, it's obvious there will always be arguments with Rick. Rita obviously doesn't like Rick's attitude, Lori always tends to argue with him, however, he seems to have a good understanding with Lisa, Lana, Luna, Lucy, and Lincoln mostly- explained Lincoln Wiz.
"However, although Rick always has contingency plans like Operation Phoenix, his grandchildren have proven they could resolve situations without his help, like the time Rick was rescued in the dimension of the dead, or when Rick was rescued from Evil Rick thanks to Lincoln and Lisa's plan, not to mention that Lana Loud already knows how to repair his ship."
"Well, Rick is smart, but sometimes he makes mistakes, fatal mistakes like losing his portal gun or going to the wrong dimension, or even getting drunk. What mistake doesn't he make when he's in that state?" Clyde Boomstick emphasized.
*Scene of Lincoln and Clyde witnessing the death of one of the Vindicators*
-Despite everything, Rick cares and loves each of his 11 grandchildren very much, and he will always find a way to keep them safe despite any disaster he may cause or that his life may bring-
*Image of Rick and his grandchildren burying the bodies of their counterparts in the yard*
*Scene of Tammy Gutterman, dressed as a bride, firing her gun at Rick*
-Well, the moment we've all been waiting for, Clyde-
-Yes, Lincoln, two almost-gods-
*Rick giving the middle finger*
-Two infinite beings-
*Rob waking up on the train tracks courtesy of Lola*
-Idiocy and infinite intelligence together-
Rob jumping from one corpse to another*
-two genocidaires with a certain humanity-
*Rick activating his shields*
-Rob, the literal interdimensional personification of collective human idiocy-
*image of Rob burping*
-Rick Sanchez, the smartest man in the universe-
*image of Rick burping*
-THIS IS DEATH BATTLE LOOOUUUD!
(The death battle begins)
In Royal Woods, dimension L137….
In the Loud house of that dimension, Rob was sitting watching the interdimensional channel.
-that vampire Lucy AU looks interesting hahahahaha- Rob while devouring his Doritos.
A portal opens in front of Rob, Rick Sanchez L137, the grandpa of the Loud kids, appears on the scene.
"Well, looks like you've had all your fun. It's time for you to go,NOW" the smartest man in the universe said as an order.
Rob just raised an eyebrow.
"Leave? You're kidding me right? why don't you try to move me, if you can, old man"
Rick Sanchez frowned.
"Oh, well, that's how you want to play it. Then take this and read it."
Rob took that letter and began to read it.
"Given the current situation, I've decided to give Rob..."
"A CREAM PIE!?" Rob smiled excitedly.
"Then give it to me!"
*SPLASH!*
Rob took a pie, but the pie was made of acidic compounds. Rob brought his hands up to his face and screamed, his face burning.
"OH MY STUPID FACE! YOU SON OF A ...
Rob's green flames ignited in his hand, and he sent Rick flying with a kick of superhuman strength.
Rick had already anticipated this.
"Go go, Sanchez ski shoe!" Rocket ski boots appeared on Rick's shoes, and he began to fly over the neighborhood.
Rob, gritting his teeth and growling, emerged from the Loud House on his flying, perverted cloud.
-Grrrrrr
From the air, Rob was watching Rick Sanchez levitate some metal crates with a technological glove.
-HA!-
Rick smiled evilly as he guided the metal crates toward the chaotic, interdimensional boy from the chaos.
Rob dodged them quickly, but one of the crates hit him and crushed him to the ground. Then all the metal crates covered Rob on the ground, forming a triangle, trapping him. The crates activated, releasing static energy.
Rick, victorious, sat on the Loud House fireplace, drinking from his bottle.
-Enjoy your delicious, energetic dessert!- Rick exclaimed mockingly.
The metal crates exploded, revealing Rob sitting on a drum kit.
Ba Dmm tss*
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Rob laughs.
Rob begins to levitate on his cloud as everything around him begins to distort.
Rick flies again with his rockets on his shoes while dodging all the fireballs Rob threw at him.
The interdimensional boy laughed mockingly when he saw that Rick had disappeared.
"Hahahahaha! Where did you go, old man? What are you doing? Come on! Show your face!"
Rob waited for some response from Rick.
A giant Rick emerged and appeared behind him without him noticing.
The giant Rick sits on Rob. Rob reacts too late when he feels the giant Rick's butt inches from his face.
"AAAAHHHH!"
The ground of Royal Woods shakes with the impact.
"Meh, I've sat on better people," the giant Rick said.
BOOM!* The giant Rick flew into a thousand pieces, turning out to be a giant robot.
Rob laughing maniacally*
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!-
A green portal opens and Rick appears.
-¿¡Uh!?
-Hellooo ...
Rob jumped on Rick. Now they were both struggling and punching each other, both insulting each other with very vulgar words.
-Son of a
-Useless piece of
-Old geezer of
As they were hitting each other, the portal gun accidentally went off, opening portals, ending in each dimension.
*Stop-motion dimension*
Rob was choking and shaking Rick Sanchez, but Rick kicked him in the groin, causing Rob to drop him, enlarge his head in a cartoonish way, and start roaring in pain and anger.
-ROOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!-
*1930s cartoon dimension*
(black and white)
Rick and Rob were dressed as boxers in a ring. Rick punched him and Rob's head hit the ground.
In another dimension*
Rob and Rick continued hitting each other until they stopped and saw the sun screaming as they fell.
"Honestly, this shouldn't surprise us. We've been in, like, 10,000 worlds."
"You're right about that," Rick said.
The puppet dimension*
Now Rob and Rick were puppets, weakly slapping each other. Then they saw the audience, which were kindergarten versions of the Loud Kids.
They cheered.
Rob greeted the children.
"What's up, kiddos?"
"Ugh Whatever," Rick said with annoyance.
Puppet Rob threw little green balls that would be equivalent to his fireballs in that children's universe. Rick spits out one of the balls, causing laughter from the audience. Puppet Rob made a portal with a click and pulled out a toy cannon. The cannon fired and pushed Rick into the portal that appeared behind him.
Now they were in a post-apocalyptic dimension of the ruined Royal Woods.
Rob kicked Rick before he took any action.
"Tell Justin Roiland to take boxing lessons!"
Rob said, creating a small portal by putting his hand inside. Another portal appeared behind Rick, and Rob's giant hand came out, trapping the scientist and squeezing him.
"AAHG!" Rick yelled in pain.
Rick L137 was holding a remote control with a red button.
"Oh, fourth-wall jokes, how original!" Rick said sarcastically, pressing the button.
A portal appeared, and a giant robotic arm grabbed Rob and shocked him with 10,000 volts of electricity.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!"
In another dimension of small planets*
Rick and Rob collided, creating shockwaves, but they were actually dummies. Rick had Rob's dummies, while Rob had Rick's dummies. They were both standing on planets and threw the dummies away with bored expressions, tired of this fight.
"This is getting too tedious, let's try another way," he suggested.
"Sure pal! How about a dice game?"
Rob creates a portal above Rick, and a giant dice falls on top of him, crushing him.
"Aaaand go fish Bastard" Rob said.
"A pretty convincing hologram, huh?" Rick said, appearing behind Rob, surprised at the interdimensional boy.
"What the hell?"
"Wubba lubba dub dub!" Rick Sanchez exclaimed
"Quantic scrap!" Rob exclaimed.
Without a second thought, Rob throws himself at Rick and creates a portal.
Now they were both in Rick and the Louds' citadel.
"The citadel? Even a giant Rita Loud's clitoris would have been more inviting," Rick said, rolling his eyes.
Then he looked at Rob, who was smiling and laughing sinisterly.
"Oh Rick, didn't you notice? Remember what you said? That thing about the Louds emitting stupid things to keep the Ricks hidden and safe? Well, I'm an interdimensional being who literally feeds on that, and being here, I feel like a kid in a f*cking candy store!"
Rob began to grow gigantic as his teeth transformed into fangs and some spikes emerged from his body.
"Oh oh..."
Rob's voice sounded more monstrous the bigger he became.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOW I HAVE ABSOLUTE POWER AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!" exclaimed Giant Rob as he shot lightning bolts from his hands and butt.
"Oh no, I never thought my life would end like this," Rick said fearfully.
"Oh wow, I'm gonna kill Rick Sanchez, or at least a version of him will make me more respected. Any last words, old man?"
"Yeah, say goodbye," Rick said smiling. He threw some small metal technological boxes that surrounded Giant Rob. Rob looked on in confusion.
"Now what you do? NO!" Rob began to shrink back to his normal size.
"I was studying you, dumbass, and I was able to create an invention capable of neutralizing your powers. It took all my effort."
"You son of a..."
Rick pulled out a laser gun.
"Say goodbye now."
Rick fired the laser, disintegrating Rob and destroying him.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (echo)" was Rob's last scream before disappearing.
Rick sighed.
"Wow, this is the last time I play with someone who was almost a challenge instead of just killing him."
KO!"
(Rick exclaimed)
"Hey! That's my line!" said Lincoln Wiz, annoyed.
"Wow! I really thought Rick Sanchez would lose here too," said Clyde Boomstick.
"That's something you could say, Clyde, but let's not forget this. Rick always has a contingency plan, and it's something I saw coming ever since Rick decided to face Rob on his own. There's almost no way to surprise him."
"That's true, Lincoln. Rick, or any version of him, is always ten steps ahead. There's a reason he's the smartest man in the universe."
"Rick has faced a Zeus and lived to tell the tale. A god is nothing to Rick Sanchez, so an interdimensional entity is a piece of cake for Rick," Lincoln Wiz explained.
"But unlike Rick, Rob has been pursued by very fearsome beings in other universes, Lord Dominator and Lord Black Hat. Despite that, Rob is still in one piece," Clyde Boomstick mentioned.
"And he even insulted Golb from Adventure Time to his face, a feat no one else has been able to accomplish."
Rob and Golb fan art*
"Yes, Rob is just as pursued by many beings who want him dead. The same is true for Rick. Unlike Rick, Rob has accidentally destroyed worlds, and because of his super regeneration, he's proven practically impossible to destroy. His own idiocy is what makes him so unpredictable and feared," Clyde Boomstick said.
"The problem with Rob is that he always tends to be careless when it comes to fighting and doesn't take situations seriously, and that would cost him his defeat," Lincoln Wiz explained.
"If Rob had taken Rick to the manipulable dimension where he was practically God controlling everything in that formless dimension, Rick wouldn't have stood a chance, just as seen in "Rob Meets Helluva Loud" a few years ago."
"Well, Lincoln, what they both have in common is that they greatly appreciate the Loud family, even though neither Rob nor Rick will ever admit it. And now we know why Rob would never cross paths with any Rick, they both distance themselves. BUT, if they get together some day, nothing good could come of it."
"It seems that here, Rob had to learn that the hard way."
Suddenly, a portal appears above Lincoln Wiz and Clyde Boomstick.
Rob jumps out of the portal.
"So, they made me lose in a Loud Death Battle?" "You two *ssholes must have some balls. Let me give you some constructive criticism of what I think," Rob said, pulling out a flaming bat.
"AAAHHH RUN LINCOLN!"
Clyde Boomstick and Lincoln Wiz run at full speed while an angry Rob chases them.
"Come on , get close guys, it's not for that! im friendly!"
-And the winner of this Death Battle Loud is... Rick Sanchez L137 from Rick and the Loud House-
image of Rick arguing with Lincoln*
Well, well, Rob lost, surprisingly. Well, we're talking about Rick Sanchez, or a Loud version of him.
For this reason, Rob doesn't cross paths with any Rick unless absolutely necessary, and believe me, we'll see some Rick fanart.
I loved that Rick and the Loud House crossover fanfic so much that I decided to dedicate this versus to the fanfic and the author.
I hope Itsnouse95 appreciates this.
Also, I wanted to make my OC lose to show that in this fanfic, there's no favoritism for any character; it's an analysis of why a certain character would win if a certain character fought another character.
I didn't want the same bullsht that happened with that stupid Heavy5commando to happen again.
Well, the next Death Battle Loud is coming up this Easter.
LINCOLN SILVA HOUND BY HELLUVA LOUD
V.S.
ALAD LINCOLN FROM A LOUD AMONG DEMONS
NEXT CHAPTER.