Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Kim Possible.
A/N: Totally Spies won the poll. That story will go up tomorrow as I want a day to let yo who only read this story see the poll. Also one for who Ron will be with will go up with that update. I'll probably only keep it up for a few rotations of chapters as I have another poll to use as well for the RWBY story if I don't get a lot of involvement in the reviews.
If I do get a lot I'll keep that poll up until Zita appears.
Also, the new story to take Shinobi on Board's place is up, Detentionairs, a NarutoxDetentionair story feel free to check it out if you're interested.
Sorry for the shortness of this chapter. For those who do not know, I hate the mind control trope/cliche, and for some previous stories just skipped episodes with that unless there's one of the 3 things. 1: The episode is a character's introduction. 2: It's important to the story's plot i.e the Young Justice show if the JL weren't MC at the end of S1 to attack Rimbor, the Reach wouldn't have come to Earth and revealed the meta-gene for S2 and that wouldn't be the focus of S3's trafficking.
Or for this 3: I don't want to skip too many episodes of a show and may skim the mind-control part(s).
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
Chapter XII: Coach Possible.
Last Time.
Kim blinked at that. "Huh?"
"Presidents don't get to wear the day coat with the ermine trim." Wallace mused rubbing his chin
"Oh, I hadn't thought of that. Oh, well, sacrifices must be made. This contest has shown me that democracy is, as my Middleton peeps would say, fun-dignity!"
"Democracy?! But that means no more kings!" Wallace said as Ron jumped up and pointed at Wally.
"The prophecy! "The monarchy ends with Wallace the Third"! It came true!"
"So it has," Wallace said after Ron.
Kim smiled as she stood. "Cool! Now you can go home and show the democracy thing."
"No, Kim, I've decided to stay in Middleton and finish my term as class president. It's a magnificent burden."
"Wally's staying!"
"Oh hell no!"
"Language Uzumaki!" Barkin yelled as Kim sighed.
Now.
JP Bearymore's Pizza Party-Torium.
In a pizza/arcade restaurant, James wearing a yellow hat and whistle caught a soccer ball his boys were kicking around, both dressed in soccer outfits. "Now boys."
"You said we should practice," Jim said to James.
"You also said we can't touch the ball with our hands," Tim said, kicking the ball out of his father's hands.
"Save it for the field boys." James sighed as the ball went to a waiter carrying a pizza and a pitcher of soda who ducked.
"First time coaching?"
"Is it that obvious?" James asked the waiter who continued walking.
"Your lack of protective gear gave it away."
James was hit in the head at that, with the ball. "Sorry./Sorry."
Outside, Ann stopped in the parking lot before looking at her daughter. "Kimmie, would you go in and get them please?"
"Mom, they're your kids!"
"I hate this place; you go…" Ann said as Kim just stared. "I'll give you five dollars."
"But the place reeks of burnt pizza," Kim whined before seeing her mother pout. "Not the puppy dog pout, that's mine!" Ann continued having Kim sigh and get out. "OK, but keep the engine running for a quick getaway?"
She went inside before hearing Ron. "Kim! KP!"
She turned to see Ron playing a game at the arcade. "Ron? What are you doing here?"
"I come for the games but stay for the burnt pizza smell." Ron smiled before Rufus won the game. "Oh!"
"I win!"
"Rematch!"
Kim sighs at that before speaking. "Have you seen my dad and the tweebs?"
Ron pointed back and walked over to see her father cash her brothers. "Give me that ball right now! I'm not just saying this as your father but as your coach!" He then tipped on the ball and fell into one of the games breaking it and his leg. "Whoa!"
"Dad!" Kim exclaimed, catching the ball.
Possible Household, Later.
"Kimmie, the team needs a coach, just until I'm back on my feet."
James said to Kim as he sat in his chair with his leg propped up. "You cannot be serious; I don't know the first thing about soccer."
Ann looked over from behind the chair. "What's to know? You're wonderful with children."
"Denied," Jim spoke, tumbling through wrestling with Tim.
"Those are not children! I'm not even sure if they are human." Kim sighed before hearing her Kimmunicator.
Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!
"Wade, what's the sitch?"
"There's been some trouble at JP Barrymore's Pizza Party-torium."
Kim sighs before speaking. "Tell me about it. My dad is totally out of action."
"No Kim, after you guys left, they were robbed."
JP Bearymore's Pizza Party-Torium.
Kim, Naruto, and Ron in their mission clothes stood on the stage of the animatronic animal band with the waiter. "Somebody stole JP Barrymore."
"At least you still have the backup band," Ron said as the man waved him off at that.
"The bear was totally carrying those hacks. JP uses state-of-the-art animatronic musicians."
"Whoever those thieves are, they're not subtle," Kim said looking at the hole in the ceiling as Ron found wires and plugged them in, having the hippo drummer tap on the waiter's head.
A few miles away, Señor Senior, Sr, and Jr are flying a black helicopter as Junior chuckled. "He-He-He!"
"No! No! A villainous laugh needs to be deep, from the diaphragm. Try again." Senior said as Junior pointed to the back where JP Barrymore was.
"Oh! The laugh is not important. I have the bear."
"Yes, but why stop at the bear?"
Junior shrugged at that. "I have no use for the otter, and the beaver was off-key."
"Jr., a true arch villain doesn't leave behind a perfectly good otter," Senior said to his son with a sigh.
"I thought this was my crime to run?"
Senior nodded at that. "Yes, of course, provided you make sound decisions."
Junior sighed before turning to go back. "Fine, I will get the otter."
"And the beaver."
"Whatever."
Over at the restaurant, Kim was talking to Wade. "That bear is quite a piece of work Kim, state-of-the-art inside and out."
Kim nodded at that. "OK, so we need to think about who might want it?"
"Industrial rivals?"
"Other animal bands?" Ron asked before seeing the others were gone with a claw pulling the hippo up through the hole. "Pizza Potamus! No!"
Ron jumped on and was pulled up as the others got up to the stage.
"Ron!"
Kim jumped up and looked up through the hole and saw the Seniors. "It's Senor Señor Senior, Sr. and Señor Senior, Jr."
"Looks like we picked up a few passengers, Kim Possible, and her sidekick-type friend whose name escapes me," Junior said to his father who opened the door to look at Ron.
"What is your name again young man?"
"It's Ron! Ron Stoppable!"
"That's right," Senior said as Junior flew towards buildings.
"I will smash them into a building."
"Jr. No!" Senior pulled up, having them go over. "You simply cannot smash your foe."
"Why not?" Junior asks him.
"You must give your foe a chance."
"To do what?!"
"To shimmy up the cable and try something heroic."
Kim then started to shimmy up the cable only for Junior to fly erratically before she pulled her grapnel. "Hang on!"
Shooting the grapnel, she hit the Bueno Nacho sigh and they fell in the bushes before Ron got up and went inside to order food.
Middleton High Morning.
"KP, this can't go on."
Ron said as the three were in study hall as Kim was looking up soccer facts on her Kimmunicator. "What?"
"Studying in a study hall sets a bad precedent." He replied to her.
"Don't worry, it's not schoolwork."
Ron glanced over as Naruto followed. "Working on the Sr. and Jr. case?"
"Wrong again."
"Soccer? Or Football if you wanna be a jerk about it." Naruto shrugged at that.
Kim looked at him and said, "So you know a lot about soccer?"
"Oh yeah...Let's see, Soccer is the world's most popular sport, you can't touch the ball with your hands unless you're the goalie. Everything else on penalties is kinda obvious."
Later, Soccer Field.
Kim, wearing a soccer uniform kicked a ball into a goal as Naruto was tossing the balls at her. "Keep 'em coming Naruto!" She yells before Tim catches one of the balls. "Are you the goalie?"
"No, Kalian's the goalie."
"Then no hands."
Naruto watched as she started to take over doing everything instead of coaching, having the kids start to get annoyed.
Senior's Island.
"Jr., I do not approve of the sign. Your lair should be secret."
Senior sighed walking in to see his son working on plans at a desk. "But I want people to find me."
"So it is a trap? Ah, clever boy." Senior smiles looking at the plans as Junior looks back.
"Father! It is my evil scheme."
"Sr. yes, yes, of course, I just want to see if it is evil enough." Senior took the plans before Junior took them back.
"Please! I assure you, it will be the greatest achievement of my life."
"Greatest evil achievement?"
"Oh yes, yes indeed. He-he-he-he." Junior finishes with a weak evil laugh.
Soccer Field.
"Is she scaring you too?"
Ron asked Naruto and Rufus who nodded. "I'm so glad I'm just the equip-!" Ron stopped as a large bag of balls hit him over the bench.
"Equipment manager! Blow these up, hurry."
Naruto watched as Kim also pushed the team too hard as well before Wade called.
Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!
"What's the sitch, Wade?"
"How's the coach thing goin'?" He asked as she sighed.
"Getting there. Visualize goals!" She yelled looking at the team.
"Visualize Senor Señor Senior, Sr."
Kim looks at him. "What did you say?"
"Triple S has struck again."
"Look, I'll stay in case any parents come here early so you won't get sued for leaving their kid alone." Naruto sighed as the kids cheered when Kim and Ron left.
"OK, team, let's go over some plays! Goalies get to the nets!"
As Naruto trained the team, Kim and Ron were investigating a stolen neon-style gas when they found a camera showing Junior trying to leave a calling card but was stopped by his father.
Later, Bueno Nacho
"You get one Chimereato, and they give you like a dozen little packets of Diablo Sauce. You can't possibly use all this sauce."
Ron exclaimed, dropping a large pile of said sauce on the table of their booth as Kim was on her Kimmunicator. "Somewhere there's a landfill loaded with unopened hot sauce, and someday, I'm gonna find it."
"You know if I put on the uniform, I can pass as a tall 10-year-old. What do you think?"
"I think that's illegal," Naruto spoke from his spot
"The team needs an edge."
Ron looks at Kim at that. "You're the coach."
"I'm a hands-on coach."
"Training, that's fine but injure a kid while playing and spend the rest of your teenage years in juvie and the bad guys win." Naruto deadpanned taking a bite of his burrito.
Kim glares before calling Wade. "Wade, do you think it is wrong to pitch in to try to help my team?"
"Like fundraising?" The genius asks as Naruto moves over to look at him.
"Like getting on the field and clocking a kid six ways from Sunday."
"Then I'd have to say yes."
"So, what's the sitch?" Kim sighs as Wade brings up a video.
"Watch this; Jr. calls it his video calling card."
Junior then comes up for a commercial for his new club. "You love the nightlife? Love to boogie? Then come on over to Club Lair, the globe's latest and hottest disco."
"Hmm, he loves the camera." Kim mused as the commercial continued before finishing with a map of their island.
"Club Lair is conveniently located in Europe. Drive a little, party a lot."
Wade popped back up and shook his head. "Well…They shouldn't be hard to find."
"You got a team thing tomorrow?" Naruto asks as Kim nods. "I'll stay for that if you want… Again beats having a parent sue for leaving their kid alone."
The next morning, Naruto wearing a black cap was teaching the team as Kim and Ron went to get the Seniors. Only for Senior to reveal he made the disco ball hypnotic and caught them and Rufus. And before he could order them, Junior got frustrated wanting people to dance at his club having the three dance non-stop as they were forced to follow the first order they heard. Later that night, as people got into the club, Senior used the ball and as he tried to contact the leaders of the countries, Junior had the people dance as well.
In the dancing, Wade used the Kimmunicator to put sunglasses on Kim stopping the effects and her to do the same to Ron and Rufus before the newly disco-themed animatronics attack. Wade easily hacked them before Kim shot a laser on the disco ball, having it explode as the Seniors escaped.
Soccer Field.
Kim in her soccer uniform sat on the bench as Naruto coached. "You better perk up, you're the coach," James said, walking over with his crutches.
"Not anymore Dr. P, while learning to let go, the team let her go," Ron explained walking over.
"Who's coaching then?" James asked as Kim pointed to Naruto who was yelling out plays.
Naruto glanced over and checked out Kim's legs for a second before going back to coaching. "OK, try Play 23!"
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
Totally Spies won the poll. That story will go up tomorrow as I want a day to let yo who only read this story see the poll. Also one for who Ron will be with will go up with that update. I'll probably only keep it up for a few rotations of chapters as I have another poll to use as well for the RWBY story if I don't get a lot of involvement in the reviews.
If I do get a lot I'll keep that poll up until Zita appears.
Also, the new story to take Shinobi on Board's place is up, Detentionairs, a NarutoxDetentionair story feel free to check it out if you're interested.
Sorry for the shortness of this chapter. For those who do not know, I hate the mind control trope/cliche, and for some previous stories just skipped episodes with that unless there's one of the 3 things. 1: The episode is a character's introduction. 2: It's important to the story's plot i.e the Young Justice show if the JL weren't MC at the end of S1 to attack Rimbor, the Reach wouldn't have come to Earth and revealed the meta-gene for S2 and that wouldn't be the focus of S3's trafficking.
Or for this 3: I don't want to skip too many episodes of a show and may skim the mind-control part(s).
Next to be updated will be both Detentionairs and the Totally Spies! story tomorrow.
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺