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A/N: I'm getting snow on the 5th and 6th (Jan), so I decided to write this for that. The other stories should be updated sometime soon as I'm ahead on all but RWBY and this story. I'll update them over the next few days, as I'm ahead and have already written out KP's chapter.

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Beta: Chaos-PSD, and ANUBIS the god king.

Chapter XX: Kimitation Nation.

Last Time.

On another roof, Jumper was looking down. "Another universe where he has no chakra… So I don't need to do much of anything… I should check the two pirate ones soon."

She then hit a button on her wrist and fell into a portal and disappeared.

Possible Household.

Naruto sat on a chair outside as he watched the party for Kim's 16th birthday. He decided to wait to give Kim her present when everyone was gone. Later, as the others left, Naruto handed her a bag. "Happy birthday."

She opened it and squealed before covering her mouth. "You didn't hear that." She said to her boyfriend.

"My lips are sealed. Even if it was funny as hell." He smiled as she pulled out a panda-roo superstar edition.

"This must have cost you a fortune."

"Ah, it was a steal." He smiled at her.

Smack!

"Ow!"

"Language Naruto!" Kim scolded as she held the toy to her chest.

Now.

Middleton High Cafeteria.

"Pudding? Why is pudding in my entree compartment?"

Ron asked, poking the pudding on his trey. "I think Cafeteria Lady said it's, um… Turkey and vegetables…" Kim looked down at hers.

"Pudding?" Ron finished as Naruto sighed.

"I'm fasting…" He stood, dropped his 'food' in the garbage, and dropped the tray on the conveyor belt to be cleaned.

"Look at the senior table. There's no turkey pudding over there. They don't have to eat this slop." Ron sighed as he eyed the senior table that had a gold light shining down on them as they ate a fruit of the sea platter.

"True. The Cafeteria Lady did not whip up that platter. That's the fruit of the sea." She said as Monique was walking towards their table.

"Oh, man. I'm all about the fruits of the sea."

"You can't sit at the senior table before you're a senior. Certain things are sacred." Kim sighed as Naruto sat back down on her left and Monique sat on her right.

"Kim, can I borrow your communicator?"

"Uh, sure, Monique. OK." Kim replied, handing her her Kimmunicator.

"You are clutch." Monique then called Wade. "Wade?!"

"Hey, Monique. Just in time. Streaming the Kleeg Report."

Kim blinked at that before Ron spoke. "What are you doing?"

"Shh! This is crucial."

Wade then showed footage of a woman with fair skin, and black hair wearing a red business dress with pearls and glasses.

"Bonsoir, fashion victims."

"Monique, tell me you don't heed Elsa Kleeg's fashion advice," Kim said as Monique looked at her.

"Her word is law, Kim."

"Why can't people just have their own style? What makes her so smart?"

"Kim, she is on television," Ron said as Naruto ignored them and leaned his chair back.

Elsa then showed a model wearing a pink poofy dress. "From Milan to Paris, poofy pink is making a stink."

Kim then took her device back "Kim...!"

"This is so weak. Nobody would wear anything that stupid in the real world." She said as Naruto saw Bonnie wearing the dress walking towards them.

"Do you consider high school the real world?"

"Bonnie?"

"If you need me I'll be at the senior table. Fruits of the sea." Bonnie said, walking past them.

City, Night.

"Kim, it's not like it's a big mystery. Bonnie dressed for success."

Ron said as he and the others walked on a roof in their mission outfits with backpacks. "Just because she wears some trendy outfit she gets to sit at the most coveted table in the whole cafe?" She asks him.

"I believe that's how it went down, yes," Naruto replied, hands in his pockets as she narrowed her eyes on her boyfriend.

"But the senior table is seniors only. It's an unwritten rule. You can't just buy your way in with pink poof. It doesn't-" She stopped as Naruto closed her lips.

"Kim." He pointed with his free hand to see a man in a blue suit, with wavy brown hair, glasses, and blue eyes.

"Thank you for coming, Kim Possible." He said as Naruto let her go and Kim raised her hand for a shake.

"No big, Dr. Fenster. What's the sitch?"

He pulled a remote out of his pocket and explained.

"This is a very sensitive security issue. My company has created a satellite with a laser powerful enough and accurate enough to destroy a target as small as this from space." He turned to show a target in front of a protective wall.

They got behind the wall as Fenster put on a pair of goggles. "Goggles!"

Naruto and Kim followed as Ron looked at his hands.

"Uh, I didn't get…"

(Beep!)

Fenster pushed a button, having Ron panic. "I don't have goggles! I don't have...!" Ron stopped as it got brighter before covering his eyes as a lager destroyed the target.

"Oh, yeah! On the money." Fenster celebrated as Ron opened his eyes.

"Aw… missed it."

"Anyway, we called you because we have reason to believe that someone is planning to steal our technology." Fenster ran over and turned to them as a blip came up with a screen that had Drakken on it smiling.

"Good tip." Ron pointed at the blimp and had them look back

"I want that laser control. Shego!" Drakken yelled as the door on the blimp opened and Shego jumped out and grabbed the remote.

"Thank you. Later, Kimmie."

"Let's jet," Kim said as the three had jetpacks pop out of their packs and helmets came up on their heads before flying after the blimp where Shego was holding onto the ladder outside. "Sorry, Shego, it's not that easy." Kim got close to Shego and narrowed her eyes. "Might as well just-(Gasp!)"

Shego undid her pack having her fall before going in the blimp. "I'm going to cut you off there. Buh-bye, Kim Possible." Shego smiled as she looked down then frowned, not seeing the teen hero. "So splat already."

Suddenly, Kim swung around on her grapnel, pushed Shego's free hand into the blimp, and took the remote. "Thank you."

Shego's hand glowed as she cut Kim's cord making her fall. Naruto caught her and flew into a stadium and crashed on the stage before Ron fell onto Elsa wearing a pink poofy dress.

"Hey, you're the fashion lady." He said as she dropped him to look as Naruto helped Kim up and held her.

"What a look. Who are those two?

"Oh, that's Kim. Kim Possible. And her boyfriend Naruto Uzumaki."

The two on stage blinked as they were blinded by flashes of the cameras.

Middleton High Cafeteria.

"You know, the senior table isn't that great."

Kim said as she sat with the others Naruto pulled her in to kiss the top of her head while Monique leaned forward. "You keep telling yourself that."

"It is bathed in the golden glow of ultimate popularity," Ron said as Monique nodded.

"It does actually glow."

"Yeah, well, thanks to Lenny from the stage crew." Kim pointed to the teen up on the top floor holding a stage light on the table.

"Still, it's impressive."

Kim sighed at that. "Whatever. It's just a table. Sitting there doesn't make you a better person."

"That's what gets me. You save the world frequently. You are obviously a better person than Bonnie." Monique said to Kim.

"Oh, stop, Monique. I'm no better than anybody else."

"Except Bonnie," Ron interjected with a smile.

"And you're just as good-looking." Naruto smiled before Kim glanced over.

"You mean better looking… Right?"

"…"

"Naruto…" Kim clamped her hand hard on his left shoulder.

"… I mean yes, yes you are."

"Kim... You saved the Downloaded Music Awards. That's got to mean something here." Monique said as Naruto rubbed his shoulder when Kim let go.

"Yet, it doesn't and it vexes me so." Ron mused as he dropped his hands onto the table.

Drakken's Lair.

Drakken laid his head on the table as Shego was filing her nails by the fireplace. "Kim Possible always defeats me. And it vexes me so."

"You? I'm the one fighting her." Shego said as Drakken blinked then smiled.

"That's true. It is you she always defeats."

"What's your point?" Shego asked, raising an eyebrow.

"We simply need to tip the odds in your favor."

"How?"

"Suppose you outnumbered her? Suppose there was an army of you against one of her?"

"Oh, no, again with the cloning?" She asked, stopping her filing.

"One little strand of hair should do it."

Shego got up and held up a contract. "Whoa, whoa, back up, Chief. No, you cannot have my DNA. I have a no-cloning clause in my contract. Remember?"

"That was then, this is now." Drakken shrugged.

"Yeah? Yeah? And this is me saying 'I quit!'" Shego yelled, swiped at him with the contract, and walked out.

"Shego, wait. Don't go. Ooh. I think I got a paper cut."

Elsa Kleeg's Office.

Two men were watching TV in the stadium before one spoke. "Not a single outfit worth stealing."

"There is only one thing worth looking at on this tape." Elsa took the remote and fast-forward to Kim and Naruto.

"Ooh. It speaks to me."

"It will speak to the world."

Middleton Mall.

"I got here as fast I could."

Kim said pulling Naruto to Monique who was standing outside Club Banana. "What's the sitch?"

"You should see for yourself."

Monique pointed to see that both their mission wear were on display. "What the fu-!"

Smack!

"OW!"

"Language Naruto! Monique… is this some stupid ploy to get me in at the senior table?" Kim asked after sacking Naruto upside the head.

"Not even. It's Kim & Naruto Style." And it is bomb on bomb."

"Kim Style? You do mean my style?" Kim asked her.

"And why does she get first billing?" Naruto asked, rubbing his head.

"You belong to the world now."

"I'm the new pink poof?" Kim asked in disbelief as people walked out of the store wearing the clothes.

Middleton High.

Naruto stopped outside, seeing a sea of students in his and Kim's clothes before looking up at the sign.

Home of

Kim & Naruto Style.

"Shit."

"Look out!"

Naruto was hit in the side of the head by a dodgeball before seeing Kim looking around in her cheerleader clothes.

Beach.

Shego was lounging in a bikini, the right breast green and the left black with the bottom front green and back black. She was then hit by a beach ball before looking at the kid and popped it before lying back down.

"Miss?"

She opened her eyes to see a man holding a cell phone. "Telephone call."

"Thanks." She took it before speaking. "Forget it."

"But you don't know what I'm going to ask, dumpling," Drakken said over the line.

"Does it involve cloning?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.

"No, not at all. Well, okay, maybe a little." She tossed the phone away before picking a magazine up.

And missed the cover having Kim and Naruto clothing on it.

Middleton High Cafeteria.

"No, guys, I don't know."

Kim said as she was pushed by Monique and Ron wearing her mission clothing.

"Kim, this time you are in! This is your look. You created it." Ron said as Monique smiled.

"Everybody's wearing it. It's way beyond cheerleader cool."

"That doesn't mean anything."

On the other side, Naruto sighed as he ate a sandwich and grumbled. "I'd better be seeing a check for this crap."

Drakken's Lair.

"Who needs Shego and her DNA? I have options. I have henchmen."

Drakken said walking into a room where his men were just lounging around before sighing. "To clone any one of you would be a crime against humanity that even I am incapable of." He then turned on the TV and saw the Style File was on. Ooh! The Style File. Perhaps this season, blue skin is in." He then saw the new trend and growled. "An army of Kim Possibles… Wait. An army of Kim Possibles. Of course. Who better to defeat Kim Possible than Kim Possible?!"

Middleton

Drakken in a semi-trailer sent a robot drone to Middleton High and as Kim was practicing with the cheerleaders, Drakken used said robot to steal a shirt that matched Kim's size.

Later, he was putting the hair he pulled off the shirt and placed it into the cloning device. "Just one thin Kim Possible hair and at last, an unbeatable fighting force will be at my command. I shall have an army of Kim Possible clones."

"Uh, Dr. D, if we can't handle one Kim Possible how are we going to handle a bunch of them?" One of his men asked him.

"We're doomed."

"I hope you've been saving your money. Look, my Kim clone will be engineered with the lightning-fast reflexes of a king cobra…" Drakken went to a cage with a cobra in it, then to one with an elephant. "The invincible strength of a rogue elephant… And the killer instinct of…" He trailed going to another cage and showed a small poodle in it. "Commodore Puddles."

The poodle then tore the sleeve off of his shirt as he dropped a picture of Kim inside. "Not Commodore Puddles."

"So little, yet so evil."

"Rest assured, gentlemen, my Kim clone will be a wild animal."

Ding!

"Oh, she's done." Drakken went to the tube and opened it revealing Bonnie in Kim's clothing. "You brought me the wrong DNA!"

"But, boss... we… didn't…" The man trailed off as Bonnie started attacking a picture of Kim

"Actually, I think we can work with her."

Down the road, Kim, Monique, Naruto, and Ron are at Bueno Nacho.

"What you got over there?"

Kim asked Ron who had a Club Banana bag. "What bag?"

"The one you're trying to hide." She said as he tried putting It behind his back before grabbing it.

"No, you can't."

"Yes, I can. (Gasp!) Ron…"

"Dude, my clothes?!" Naruto asked as Kim pulled his mission shirt out of the bag Rufus jumped out with them on as well. "Oh come on!"

"I'm going home." Kim sighed, got up, and bumped into Bonnie wearing her style. "Ugh, as if I didn't have enough problems."

Bonnie just attacked and threw her back, getting the customers to run out with the workers. "Let's move," Naruto said as they ran outside and into Bonnie who had on her cheer clothes.

"Kim Possible, you are such a loser. I mean, you wear that same stupid outfit, like, every day."

"Bonnie, is it really you? No one else would insult me like that." Kim hugged Bonnie at that, getting Naruto to blink.

"Uh, what are you doing?" Bonnie asked before three Bonnie's wearing Kim's style came out of the restaurant and attacked.

"Kim, what do I do? You usually fight the women." Naruto said as they ran to the back to hide.

They hid in the dumpster as the Bonnie's walked by before they got out covered in soda. "I'm sticky." Bonnie groaned as Monique looked back to the others.

"Maybe I should take Bonnie home."

"Yeah, good idea."

Ron tried to get out, only to slip. "How can this be sticky and slippery at the same time?" He asks before one of the clone Bonnie's attacks, having Kim flip her into the dumpster. "What's going on in there?" Ron asks as the Bonnie stops making noise.

"I don't know. It sounds like she's…" Kim trailed off opening the door and saw a green puddle. "Melting. Ew!"

"Oh, that is sick and wrong," Ron yelled as Kim scooped up a little and placed it in the Kimmunicator. "Ew, you touched it."

"Ron, shush Wade, I'm beaming you an analysis of what's inside this Dumpster," Kim said to Wade who nodded.

"Fun. This is beyond freaky."

"How far beyond?" She asks.

"Syntho-chemical duplicate beyond."

"A clone?" Kim blinked at that as Wade shook his head.

"No. It's not a true clone."

"An imitation clone? I hate it when the villains cut corners." Ron sighed as Kim glanced over before looking back to Wade.

"So, we're talking Drakken here."

"Definitely. I've picked up a big energy signature just like one of Drakken's lairs, but… it's moving."

"Then so are we," Kim said as they ran down the road and came up to the semitrailer.

They then dropped inside where Drakken was in front of the passenger seat. "Isn't this precious? The prey has come to me. Well, what are you waiting for? Get me Kim Possible's DNA."

"My DNA? I think not."

They fought Drakken's men and Bonnie's clones as Naruto was pushed out before pushing the man off her. He looked to see Kim and Ron jump out with clones of them and Rufus following. 'I had a dream like this once…' Naruto thought as they fought their way into the restaurant.

Kim went to the drink dispenser and started spraying soda on the clones, having them melt.

Outside, Shego came back in a convertible and drove off with Drakken.

Next Day Middleton High.

"Kim style is red-tagged to move."

Kim was putting her stuff in her locker as Monique ran up to her and Naruto.

"Red-tagged?"

"75% off," Monique replied as Kim smiled.

"Really?"

"Yeah. The fad is past."

"Oh, guess I'll just have to wait to be a senior to sit at the senior table."

Naruto turned and wrapped an arm around her waist before speaking. "We ever get any royalties for that stuff?"

"… No…" Kim trailed off as Naruto sighed.

"It's a crying shame... We gotta get new lawyers/agents, we're getting screwed."

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.

Remember to vote in the SW poll if you haven't!

OK as stated above, getting snow soon so I wrote this out just in case power/internet goes out. This was slightly hard to work on too, I think just because it was focused on school rather than a mission as I had slight trouble with the Monique introduction one as well was similarly focused more on the school rather than a mission.

Next to be updated will be Totally Spies, Dattebayo! by Sun as I would like to update as often as I can while it's snowing, but the next RWBY and KP will probably be slower as I'll have to write those out.

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Talk To You Later,

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