Last time on Total Drama Island…

The Screaming Gophers managed to pull ahead in the Awake-a-thon when Ezekiel accidentally distracted Duncan long enough for Gwen to fall asleep. Now both teams have made it to the bonfire, putting them at one loss apiece. It was also revealed that Liam was the one who orchestrated Beth's elimination, saving Courtney in exchange for an alliance. With the Killer Bass, Heather was busy making alliances too, namely with Lindsay and Leshawna.

Although he might have read more books than anyone here, Noah was unable to keep up in the first part of the challenge before the Awake-a-thon, and was the first to fall asleep in it. So when the Bass had to choose who to vote off, it was Noah that got the boot. Now that the Boat of Losers has taken away two campers, who will walk the Dock of Shame next? How long will these alliances last? And will either Gwen or Duncan be able to stay awake at all this episode? Stay tuned for the most dramatic elimination yet on Total… Drama… Island!

Unlike last time, Chris decided to have the next challenge only a day after the last, likely to capitalize on any lingering exhaustion from the Awake-a-thon. (The fact that the Awake-a-thon itself took almost four days to complete may have also factored into it.) They were at least allowed breakfast first, thankfully.

Neither team was very festive as they ate. Duncan, Gwen, Heather and Eva were the most visibly tired, while several others were yawning or stretching. It would have been worse for the Gophers due to Harold's snoring, but Ezekiel proved his worth with a suggestion: placing a blanket on the nerd's face. It had worked surprisingly well at muffling the snores, which was the only reason Duncan was awake and eating.

But the moment Harold entered the lodge, the criminal couldn't contain his laughter, nor could several other campers. Drawn onto Harold's face was a short mustache, which he appeared completely oblivious to. However, he wasn't deaf to the laughter, and once he sat down he asked "What?"

"It's your face, man," Cody told him, holding up a spoon to him to look at himself in.

Harold did, but rather than be angered by the drawing, he smiled. "Sweet 'stache," he said, turning his head to either side to get a better view. That caused Duncan to shrug, somewhat dismayed. Gwen staggered in a moment later, placing her face against the table and going right back to sleep.

Chris chuckled at the sight. "Alright campers, you have fifteen minutes until your third challenge begins!" he declared.

The awake campers quickly began eating their breakfast with zeal-those that were willing to eat it, at least. Once they were done, they were led to a clear plastic box on the beach, inside of which was a court and two sets of bleachers, each with a flag for one of the teams. Gwen and Duncan were the last to enter, and both collapsed against the bleachers for their teams.

Before he fell asleep, however, Duncan warned his team "Unless the whole island's on fire, do not wake me up."

They all nodded, several of them appearing intimidated.

Chris spoke up "Your challenge today is a classic: dodgeball! Again, simple rules: Each team starts with five players. If you hit an enemy player with a ball, they're out. If they catch the ball, you're out and they can bring a teammate in. You can use a ball to deflect a ball, but if doing so knocks the ball out of your hands, you're out," he explained to them.

Lindsay frowned in confusion. "Wait, what do I do if the ball comes at me?" she asked.

"You dodge!" Chris answered, throwing a ball at her at the same time. However, she did not dodge it, and was knocked over for her troubles. "You were supposed to dodge!" he told her.

Rising to her feet with Tyler's help, the rest of them could already see a bruise starting to form in the center of her forehead. "Oww… Right," she said.

Chris gave them a minute to decide their starting lineups. With equal numbers on each team, none were allowed to sit out. In the center of the Bass, Heather stood with her hands on her hips. "Alright, this is the time to get serious. The teams are even, so the Gophers will be trying extra hard to get the advantage," she warned them.

The others took her advice to heart and their starting group contained DJ, Leshawna, Heather, Eva and Owen. The Gophers, meanwhile, went with Cody, Tyler, Harold, Liam and Katie. "Bring it on, rodents!" Heather taunted them.

Chef, who was dressed as the referee, blew his whistle. "First team to three victories wins the challenge. Ready?" he asked. "Then play ball!" he called, and blew the whistle again.

Both teams dashed towards the center and managed to acquire three balls each before backing up. Sparing at glance at Lindsay, Heather threw hers directly at Tyler. The jock ducked under it, to her frustration. However, when he threw his ball, he did it by spinning around like a helicopter before firing, and the ball hit Sadie in the face instead.

Liam stared at him. "What was that?" he asked incredulously.

Tyler frowned. "It's to build up speed, okay?" he defended.

The redhead raised an eyebrow. "If you don't aim, that speed and the dodgeball in your hand will be worth one dodgeball," he said bluntly.

That got the jock to glare at him, but before he could retort, Owen let loose a war cry and threw the ball with enough force that it sent Tyler flying into the wall. 'Ouch,' he thought, wincing.

Leshawna didn't wait for them to retaliate and threw hers at Harold. But the nerd leaped up and over the ball, nearly performing the splits in mid-air. Landing on his feet, he said "I told you I have awesome skills!" and threw his own ball.

However, it landed on the ground well short of her, and she snorted as she picked it up.

"Sure you do, Stringbean!" she said, throwing it again, only for Harold to dodge this one by leaning back until his head almost touched the ground. Blinking in surprise, she muttered "Huh. White boy's got moves…"

Now with all six balls on their side, Cody looked between them and Eva. Quickly running to her left, he then threw both balls at her, one at a time. As expected, she dodged the first ball by moving to the right. But the second ball, rather than where she had been, was aimed for where she would be, and it managed to clip her on the shoulder.

Chef whistled, and Chris called "Out!"

"What?!" Eva shouted, stomping over to him. "There's no way that managed to hit me! I demand a replay!" she said angrily.

Their host pretended to consider that for a moment. "Yeah, no. Now, it's the bleachers, or the Dock," he said, getting her to growl before stomping over and sitting in the stands.

Katie and DJ both picked up a ball, and their gazes locked in a standoff. Slowly, very slowly, the two raised their balls, waiting for the other to react… before they both burst into motion at the same time. However, while they both threw at the same time, DJ's strength made his ball travel faster. His ball hit Katie in the stomach before she could dodge, while DJ was able to dive to his left. "Sorry!" he called, seeing her cover her stomach in pain.

"All good!" she said with strain.

As that was happening, Liam calmly reached down to grab a ball. Then he suddenly sniffed, opened his eyes all the way, and pointed past the Bass. "Is that some interns with a spare pizza?" he asked.

Owen's eyes widened. "Pizza? Where?!" he said, spinning around to look. The moment he did, however, not only did he see no such interns or pizza, but he felt a ball hit him in the back. "Hey!" he protested, before turning to see Liam with a confused look on his face, but a ball in hand. Cody, meanwhile, was pulling his arm back from throwing.

"Guess I was daydreaming," Liam said, his expression apologetic.

Confession Stall - Liam

"Like I said, I don't like revealing to everyone I'm a schemer. Which I would have if I hit Owen in the back myself. But I didn't have to do that, because my teammates are smart enough to take an opportunity when it appears." Then he paused. "Some of them, anyway."

Both teams were now at three balls and members each. But before either side could react Heather threw hers and clocked Liam directly in the face, knocking him onto his back. "Done dreaming now?!" Heather called, grinning sadistically.

The redhead, who was indeed more awake than he was before, frowned and stood up. "Ow," he muttered, rubbing his face slightly as he sat down in the bleachers.

The tension broken, both sides moved. Cody and Harold both threw their balls at Leshawna, who deflected one but was hit by the other. DJ responded by grabbing one of those balls and throwing one at each player. However they both managed to dodge them. Heather grabbed one and threw it at Harold, but then he caught it.

"Yes!" he said, while his teammates cheered and Bridgette stepped onto the court.

Cody was quick to pass her a ball, but that temporarily left him without one. Which DJ was quick to capitalize on, hitting him in the chest. Harold tried to hit him in return, but it was also caught. Even as Gwen began to stagger onto the court, DJ easily caught a desperate throw from the surfer girl.

Chef whistled, and Chris said "That's a wrap on game one! Winners: Killer Bass! One minute for a huddle, then onto game two!"

The Gophers quickly huddled together. "Okay, between Owen, DJ and Eva, they have three of the hardest throwers on this island. Any suggestions?" Courtney said.

Tyler crossed his arms with a confident smile. "That first throw was just a warm-up! Trust me, I can crush the other team if I get all the balls," he assured them.

Liam raised an eyebrow, not quite believing him. "As much as I'd like to see that, we shouldn't put all our eggs in one basket," he said, getting the jock to glare at him again.

Cody raised his hand. "I have a trick or two up my sleeve that could take care of them. But they take a moment, so I'll need cover," he said.

Courtney nodded. "Good. And Harold, you did great at dodging, but you catch a ball?" she asked.

Harold hesitated, before shrugging. "I can definitely try," he said honestly.

Although that didn't do much to assure her, she said "Alright. Cody, we'll watch your back while you do your thing. Harold, try to catch a ball from the other two on their team. Tyler, if those both fail, we'll try your idea. Sound good?"

Most of the team nodded, though Tyler did so with some reluctance. Just then, Chef's whistle went off. Like before, the Bass started with the aforementioned trio, while Geoff and Daphne joined in. Facing them were Cody, Harold, Tyler, Bridgette and Courtney.

This time, Eva barely waited for the whistle before throwing her ball, aiming straight for Cody. Bridgette quickly moved in the way and used her ball to deflect it, though she just barely managed to keep hold of hers. Using the moment, Cody furiously rubbed his ball against his sweater.

The ball began to be surrounded with small, crackling arcs of electricity, and he called "Down!" Bridgette ducked and Cody threw the ball at Eva. Seeing it coming a mile away, she ducked under it… then raised an eyebrow as the crackling didn't fade.

Turning around, she saw the ball coming right back at her. "What the-?!" she shouted, before just managing to dive to the side to avoid the ball. But as it passed by her, it swerved again and hit her in the leg before she could stand up. Chef's whistle rang out.

"OH COME ON!" Eva shouted, rising to her feet. "That had to be against the rules!"

Slightly stunned by what he had just seen, Chris nonetheless shook his head. "I can already tell you our rulebook has nothing to say about that," he told her.

The muscular girl roared and prepared to lunge at Chris before Izzy, Daphne, Trent and Leshawna pulled her back. "Whoa, and people call me crazy!" Izzy said with a giggle.

Once they had managed to pull Eva to a seat, the game resumed. This time, realizing the value of Cody, both teams acted accordingly. The other four Gophers all formed a wall in front of and around him, while the Bass threw all four balls in their possession at once.

Harold managed to catch one from Geoff, but then was hit in the stomach with one from DJ. Bridgette was also taken out at the hands of Owen, while Courtney dodged the throw from Daphne. As both Bridgette and Harold stepped off the court, Sadie stepped onto it. By then, Cody had prepared his next throw, and launched it at DJ.

After seeing what happened last time, DJ moved to the side and prepared to catch the ball as it passed him… only for it to curve mid-flight like a baseball and hit him in the torso.

Staring incredulously, Courtney said "I am… really impressed, Cody." And she wasn't even lying.

Unfortunately, seeing DJ go down woke a fire in Owen. "That's it. GAME ON!" he yelled, and grew his ball hard enough that it struck Sadie and bounced off her to hit Tyler. He then ripped the ball from Daphne's hand and launched it at Courtney like a cannon. It hit her in the chest, and just like that, Cody's defense was gone.

Something Daphne was quick to utilize, as she picked up another ball and threw it the moment Courtney was down, hitting Cody in the arm. "That's for DJ!" she said triumphantly.

Chef blew his whistle again. "That's another one for the Bass! Are the Gophers fated to lose this?" he announced tauntingly.

The Bass quickly huddled. "Okay, this is bad. If we lose this game, we lose the whole challenge!" Courtney said.

Harold nodded. "I agree. We need an edge, something we have that the Bass don't. Something that could flatten them," he said.

A moment later, all of them looked at the sleeping Duncan.

Bridgette took a step back. "Didn't he say not wake him up? He seems like the type to get really violent when woken up," she remarked nervously.

But Liam nodded. "I'm not usually one for violence…" he fibbed. "But this is violence that can be inflicted on the other team," he said. "And Duncan values winning just as much as us."

"Thank you, Liam," Courtney said politely. "Now go wake him up!"

He raised an eyebrow, tempted to ask why him. Then he blinked and smiled. "If it makes you all feel better, fine, I'll be the sacrifice," he said, suppressing his satisfaction at seeing a small amount of guilt on Cody, Katie and Bridgette's expressions. Turning to the delinquent, he shook his shoulder. "Duncan…" he said. Duncan groaned, but otherwise didn't move. Liam frowned, before shaking him more firmly "Duncan." Another groan, thus time with a hand shoving his own away.

'This is getting nowhere,' Liam thought irritably, before an idea came to him. 'Sis would be proud of this one.' Taking a deep breath, he yelled "Attention! Officer on deck!"

While the navy terminology didn't quite connect, hearing the word 'officer' in a loud and authoritative voice more than did the trick. Duncan's eyes snapped open and he jumped to his feet. "I'm awake, sir!" he said, before blinking and realizing what had happened. Glaring at Liam, he said "Oh, real funny, Scarecrow. Real hilarious!"

While Liam's brow furrowed at being called 'scarecrow', Courtney placed herself between them before Duncan could go on a warpath. "Look, we are one game away from losing. I understand you're tired, but we need your help!" she said firmly.

He crossed his arms. "And why should I help you, princess?" he asked challengingly.

Not backing down, Courtney leaned less than a foot from his face. "Because if you don't, I can guarantee you'll be the one going home," she threatened.

The two of them glared at each other, until Duncan saw that she wasn't joking or relenting. Letting out a sigh, he said "Fine. On one condition: You do what I say, when I say it."

They all nodded, though Harold added "You should know that Cody can create homing or curving dodgeballs, given the time."

That did cause the delinquent to pause. "Is that true?" he asked, and Cody frantically nodded. "Can you pass them to someone afterwards?"

He thought about it for a moment. "For the homing ones, I should be able to, yeah. But you'll need to throw it really soon afterwards," he answered.

Duncan smiled. "That'll do. Okay, this is going to be a variant of something I experienced my first week of juvie: Rush the New Guy," he said with a grin.

After explaining the strategy to them, the Gophers surprised their opponents by standing in a line rather than around Cody. From left to right, there was Sadie, Cody, Duncan, Ezekiel and Courtney. Still, the Gopher team-Izzy, DJ, Trent, Owen and Eva-weren't about to let the chance go to waste.

They quickly gathered all six balls and, like before, launched at Cody all at once. Despite this, the nerd made no move to dodge… and suddenly Sadie stepped in front of him. The larger girl took all six shots at once, sending her flying back and sliding across the ground.

"Oh my gosh, Sadie!" Katie cried, getting up from the stands to rush over to her.

Sadie blinked several times. "Ooh… That… Ow," she said dizzily, but managed to get to her feet with Katie's help and walked over to the bleachers.

Meanwhile, all of the balls were now suddenly on the Gopher side. Each of them held up one… and then Duncan quickly moved behind Cody. While the nerd used the front of his sweater to charge his ball, Duncan repeated the motion in the back with his own. Once both balls were charged, they both quickly passed them to Courtney and Ezekiel, who launched them both at Owen even as they started charging another pair.

As Owen was staggering back from the hit and his teammates scrambled to get the balls, Duncan and Cody finished charging the next volley. However, while Duncan did pass his to Courtney and start charging a fifth ball, Cody threw his himself. Both of them flew at Izzy, who dived under the ball from Courtney to reach the one from Cody… when Cody's ball swerved to the left and struck Eva.

The girl's subsequent scream of rage startled Izzy enough that she landed face-first on the court, unable to dodge as Duncan's electric ball turned around and hit her. Eva gripped the ball in her hand hard enough it burst apart with a low, loud pop. DJ recovered a ball and immediately threw it at Cody, followed closely by Trent. But like before, Ezekiel moved in front of Cody and used himself as a shield.

Courtney quickly picked up one of those balls and threw it at DJ while Cody and Duncan threw the last two electric ones. DJ dodged the normal one and reached out to catch one of the electric ones. But that ball quickly swerved to hit Trent, while the other homing ball struck his outstretched arm.

The Screaming Gophers all cheered, ecstatic at having blitzed through the entire team. During the next huddle, Courtney said "That was amazing. Are we doing that again?"

But Duncan shook his head. "You don't commit a crime the same way twice in a row. No, this time we'll show them the classic," he said.

The classic, as it turned out, was dodging all the balls, then throwing them all back at once at the same player. The Killer Bass were prepared for the same tricks as before, and thus Owen was immediately hit. But then, after the balls were thrown at them again, the Gophers switched tactics again, going back to the homing balls.

By keeping the Bass off-balance, they were quickly able to wipe them out.

Now with the teams tied 2-2, it was down to a final match. Heather, incensed at seeing her victory in peril, gathered her team in their own huddle. "Alright I have had enough. They want to play with attitude? We'll give them attitude," she swore. "DJ, sit this one out."

DJ frowned, as did the others. "But why?" he asked.

"Because you're strong, yes, but for this match, we need to be mean," she said. "And you… well, aren't."

The tall boy was quiet for a moment, before sighing. "Can't say that's not true," he said, nodding in acceptance.

"Good. Eva, Leshawna, Daphne, Owen, can I count on you to get violent?" she asked them.

Daphne grinned. "Has Christmas come early?" she asked in reply, while the others nodded.

The huddle broke soon after, and the five of them stepped onto the court, facing Harold, Bridgette, Cody, Liam and Duncan, all in a line again. Despite this, and despite the Gophers letting them grab all six balls again, Heather was unworried. Because as before, all five of them threw their balls at once… all at Duncan.

The delinquent had just enough time to widen his eyes before five balls slammed into him at once, causing the world to turn dark for a few seconds. When it returned, he was on his back, hearing Chef whistle that he was out.

Confessional Stall - Heather

"Conventional wisdom says to target the biggest threat first. So I did... just not one they were expecting. You think I wouldn't notice that they only started winning once Duncan was awake?" she said with a malicious smile.

Even as the rattled Gophers hurried to gather up the balls, Eva held up the sixth, having kept it behind her back at Heather's orders. "Eat THIS!" she said, launching it at Cody with a savage grin.

As it rocketed towards him, Bridgette, who had kneeled down to grab a ball, leaped up to try and take it for Cody. But rather than his chest, the ball was aimed low at his legs, and it went right under her. As she sailed past Cody and landed on the ground, the nerd's legs were taken out from under him, causing him to face-plant against the court.

Now suddenly without Cody's skills, the team defaulted to a regular rush. Holding one ball in each hand they threw three at once at Owen, then another three at Daphne. But then Daphne ran and kneeled behind Owen, allowing his wide frame to tank all six shots at once. Then, as he fell to the ground, Daphne darted out from behind him and grabbed two balls before leaping high into the air.

Naturally, Liam, Harold and Bridgette's gaze switched to her, and she gave them a grin as she yelled "Distraction!" Back on the ground, Leshawna and Heather threw their balls the moment she did, taking out both Liam and Bridgette.

That left just Harold against the four of them, and once Daphne landed she handed her spare ball to Leshawna, while Eva and Heather picked up their own. The two sides paused, realizing the stakes and the odds.

In the bleachers, Duncan sighed and leaned back. "Well, it was a good shot," he said, already writing off Harold.

That got the nerd to frown, and his expression suddenly became determined. As Izzy and Leshawna threw their balls, he jumped over one with another split, before landing and dodging another with a pirouette. Heather, having seen his acrobatics before, said "Hold!" just before Eva threw hers.

The muscled girl stopped, growling. Harold likewise came to a stop. Four balls lay on the ground around him. However, he would need to reach down to get any, during which time he would be vulnerable. Both sides knew it, and now the girls were waiting for him to move.

The wait stretched on… and on… and just as Chris was about to yell for someone to move, Harold dived for the ball in front of him, grabbing it with one hand. Heather and Eva immediately fired at at him, but then Harold surprised them again by slapping his hand against the ground, flipping himself forward and over their shots.

As he finished the flip on his feet, he landed less than three feet from Heather, and yelled "Hah!" before throwing his ball at her with both hands. From that close, she had no chance of dodging it, and it smacked her on the side of her head. The moment it did, Heather gave an unusually loud cry of pain and collapsed to the ground, unmoving.

Harold froze, his sense of empathy poking through despite her being on the other team. "Are you okay?" he asked.

Heather did not respond, and Eva used that moment of distraction to collect the ball he had thrown before launching it into his stomach. The wind was knocked out of him and he fell onto his back, gasping for air. Just then, Chef's whistle rang out one more time.

"We have a winner for the challenge! The Killer Bass!" Chris announced, causing that team to cheer. As they did, Heather opened her eyes and stood up, dusting herself off.

Harold to breathe in. "You were… just faking?" he wheezed, getting to his feet with Cody's help.

"Uh, yeah. What gave it away?" she said dismissively, before walking off to join her team.

Chris continued "It had the making of a great comeback, Gophers, but it wasn't to be. I'll see all of you tonight for your second bonfire ceremony!" He then walked off, letting them stew in their loss.

Duncan sighed and stood up, heading for the exit. "I figured Dweebie wasn't going to win it with four on one. I'm going back to bed," he said.

The other Gophers followed him out, though two campers sent glares into the back of another camper's head.

Later that night, the bonfire was lit, and votes were made in the confessional stall. Afterwards, the eleven campers sat on stumps to await their fate.

Chris kicked things off, as usual. "Campers, you've made your decisions. One of you will be leaving the island tonight. And you can't back. Ev-er," he told them. "When you hear me call your name, come claim a marshmallow."

"Bridgette…" The surfer chick smiled and stood up.

"Tyler…" The jock shouted "Whoo!" and ran up for his marshmallow.

"Sadie…" The larger BFF walked over, nervously looking back at her friend.

"Katie…" Both sighed and ran up.

"Liam..." The lanky teen nodded and collected his.

"Cody…" The thin boy sighed and stood.

"Ezekiel…" The homeschooler grinned and collected his prize.

"Harold…" The nerd muttered "boo-yeah" and walked up.

"Courtney…" The bossy girl sighed and happily ate her marshmallow.

Chris paused. "And the final marshmallow goes to…" he said, causing Justin and Duncan to look at each other. Justin appeared nervous, while Duncan was calm.

…

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…

As the edited-in music swelled, it reached a cymbal clash and-

"Justin."

Several of the Gophers gasped, and Justin himself looked surprised. But he recovered quickly and stood up, taking the marshmallow.

Duncan's mouth hung open for a long moment, before it closed and his expression turned angered. "Seriously? I gave you all a chance in not just this challenge but the last one, and for what? So you can blindside me?!" he said.

None of the campers answered, and he scoffed. "Ah, who needs this show?" he said, walking away from them and down the docks.

Chris watched him go, before looking at the camera. "Well, I get paid no matter who gets booted, so I hope you all tune in next time!" he said with a laugh.

After the Gophers had dispersed, some of them met inside the communal washroom. One on side was Harold and Cody, while on the other was Ezekiel, Liam and Courtney.

Courtney crossed her arms. "Well, you named the price, and we paid it. Are you in or out?" she demanded.

The two nerds looked at each other, and then nodded. "Okay, we agree to this idea of yours," Harold said, missing the C.I.T.'s twitch as he said that. Looking back at her, he added "But we reserve the right to leave this alliance should it prove advantageous. We will, as a matter of honor, let you know beforehand."

Liam nodded, smiling. "Good. Then the deal is made," he said, holding his hand out.

Both Harold and Cody shook it, as well as Courtney's and Ezekiel's. The nerds quickly left for the cabin, though the other group had yet to separate. Courtney looked at Liam. "I still can't believe you told them this was all my idea," she said irritably.

He gave her a wide, sleepy smile. "It got them to agree, did it not?"

"Duncan being a jerk is what got them to agree, not me," she replied.

Ezekiel nodded. "I was already planning to vote for him for being rude to me yesterday. This just made it easy," he remarked.

But Liam shook his head. "I disagree. You're a natural leader, Courtney. With the right words, a few nudges and some tough decisions, you can make people work wonders, I know it," he told her.

The brunette was silent, momentarily paused by the praise. It took her a second to regain her footing, and when she did, she found it in her usual refuge: charging forward. "Well, thank you for saying that," she said brusquely. "Good night!" she added, and walked away.

Once she was gone, Ezekiel said "So, remind me why we agreed to Courtney's alliance idea when she's a girl."

Liam sighed, and turned away from Ezekiel so he wouldn't see him roll his eyes. "Because if Courtney can come up with this alliance all on her own…" he fibbed. "That makes her a threat. Being her ally is better than being her enemy," he told him.

"I guess…" the farmboy said, unsure.

Plastering a smile on his face, the redhead turned back around to face his ally. "Tell me, Z, has my advice steered you wrong yet?" he asked. When Ezekiel shook his head, Liam continued "Then trust me on this too. It'll be fine."

After a moment, the homeschooled teen nodded, and they both left to go to bed.

Eliminated:

1. Beth, the Wannabe

2. Noah, the Know-It-All

3. Duncan, the Delinquent