The Laughter of Three
I don't own Kung fu Panda
Po groaned as he pulled himself up. He staggered, smudged with dirt as the other two felines stood up as well. One of them glowed with the remnants of his former home. A towering vortex of laughing darkness towered above them as thunder and lightning hurled around on a great brown mountain before them.
"Soo... I have an idea."
"Does it have anything to do with putting all the spirits back in the realm?" Tigress asked.
"Yeah, and it's quick. Only problem is that... there's a small chance that I won't make it," Po said. "Since that bad rhino opened up the Spirit Realm and let everyone loose, maybe doing the ritual in reverse will set everything right?"
"No, that's a bad idea, Po," Tai Lung muttered.
"You don't know that."
"As someone who's made several bad ideas, yes I do."
"Unfortunately, I agree with him," Tigress replied.
"Fine, fine."
"Since I'm the only one that belongs in the Spirit realm, I should do the suicidal mission. Less complicated."
Po sighed, looking at the tornado vortex of destruction in front of them. "Alright, alright. Let's do it your way."
"Thank you," Tai Lung muttered, readying himself with Tigress.
Po lightly chuckled, "Tai Lung, the former menace, gets to be the chosen sacrifice today. On the bright side, you weren't rejected this time."
Tigress and Tai Lung spun their wide-eyed heads to the panda. "What?"
They heard a snort, then a snicker.
Then
"BBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tigress fell to the ground, laughing and kicking her feet as if she were being tickled. Tai Lung covered his mouth, but the jitters in his body told Po he was laughing too. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oohhh Ohhh my gosh! Hahahahahaha!"
"What?!"
"That... that was... unbelievable," Tai Lung snickered as Tigress got up from the ground.
"Ah, yes, finally a worthy opponent for you as the Chosen Sacrifice Warrior. Death!" Tigress laughed, "Your battle will be legendary! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"I knew you would bring that up," Tai Lung chuckled.
"I'm missing the point here, guys?" Po asked.
"It's because I didn't get the Dragon... you know what, we don't have time," Tai Lung smiled humorously as Tigress pulled herself up from the ground. "Tigress will tell you after this."
"Ohhh I haven't laughed like that in a while."
"Okay, but promise me you will. I don't want to be the guy that doesn't know anything... again," Po murmured.
The two felines gave one last chuckle before the three of them headed towards the mountain of doom.
The End
A/N: Decided to do a short one. The idea of Tigress laughing her guts out was the real spark of inspiration here.