'I can copy it!?'

The man could barely react before his gamer instincts made his body press "yes" for him

[Unable To Obtain]
[Cause: User Does Not Posses The "Sense" Stat]

'What the hell is sense? Damn that's such a shame, it would be awesome if I could have it...'

[would you like to exchange 10 stat points to gain the "sense" stat?]

'What! Of course I will!'

Subarus finger proceeds to press the "yes" button so fast and hard it could be compared to the speed of which a discord moderator would get arrested after looking at a little girl

[attribute gained: Sense]

[Name: Subaru Natsuki]
[Race: Human]
[Level: 3]
[STR: 5
END: 4
AGI: 3
LUK: ?
INT:5
CHA: 10
SEN: 2]
[stat points: 0]
[Skills: none]
[Traits:
Glaring eyes -1 charisma
Shut in -1 charisma
Awkwardly social +4 charisma -2 intelligence]
[Buffs and Curses: Return by death]

[sense stat has been achieved, would you like to gain the divine protection of detection?]

'YES!'

[minimap has been unlocked]

"Excuse me you've been staring off into space and making funny faces while touching the air for a while now, may I ask if something is the matter?"

"Huh? Oh I'm really sorry about that. So I'm Subaru natsuki! I'm lost clueless broke and I have no idea what's going on!"

Subaru proceeds to hit the cringiest pose known to all of man kind

[skill: "Jojo Pose" has been acquired]

[JoJo Pose-Lvl 4]
20% chance to confuse the other party
Naturally grants +1 charisma
Looks cool as fuck

"Oh that's an odd name Mr. Subaru"

"Oh just call me Subaru, 'Mr' sounds way too formal"

Suddenly a small girl bumps into Subaru and jumps over the rooftop

"Huh, that was odd, where did she come fro-"

"Return what you have stolen from me!"

There appears to be an elf girl standing at the entrance of the alleyway with... beautiful silver hair and angelic eyes and oh that beautiful face I could just-

[skill: "lust resistance" has been acquired]

[Lust Resistance-Lvl 1]
It is harder for the user to be tempted by women
The user can no longer be bewitched or enchanted

'Huh? Wait a minute what was I thinking? I just saw this girl and- SHE ACCUSED ME OF STEALING!'

"Hey I didn't steal anything from you!"

"I know you're lying! Just give up and give me my-"

But our boy rein interrupts the mid half-elf

"I'm sorry Emilia-sama but this boy is completely innocent"

"Huh? Reinhard?! What are you doing in this alley a-and you said he did steal my insig- I mean he d-dint steal my- oh OD, does this mean I went the long way around?!"

But another voice interjects, this voice cutesy and belonging too... a shitty father

"Oh don't worry lia we'll be able to catch the thief"

Subaru feeling a bit left out of the conversation decides to speak up

"Hey I can help you get back your item if you'd like"

"Huh? Really? But you don't owe me anything"

"Well let's just say I want to do atleast one good thing a day"

Emilia feeling a bit unsure of herself looks down but her father cuts it to make her unworried

"I don't sense any malice, you can trust the boy"

"Hmm... fine you can help me"

[S-stupid baka master]

And our lovely sword Saint also decides to tag along because I said so and he used his divine protection of finding lost shit because I'm not going to write all of those damn scenes

—

"Are you sure this is the place Reinhard? It's so rundown and icky"

"Yes Emilia-sama my divine protection led me to this place here"

Our group walks up to the door and knocks

"For a rat?"

"This is Reinhard van Astrea, open the door"

The other side is quiet...

"Fuck"

Is all that is heard from the other side until the door opens to reveal a very big old man

"Great the sword Saint is knocking on my door, what a lucky day for me"

"I assure you were only here to talk"

Reinhard assures the man that nothing bad will happen as they all take a step inside

"So old man we're looking for a thief who stole something from this lady here"

Subaru states as the old man groans out a name

"Looks like Felt snagged something off your friend there, she'll be here in a bit so just wait for a bit

[KINGU CRIMSON!]

A small blonde girl comes running through the door... only to start trying to run back out after seeing Reinhard and Emilia... only before a dagger starts flying at her face which is of course deflected by our trusty rein

"Oh my~ I wasn't expecting the sword Saint himself to show up to my little dealing~"

"Well well, Elsa the bowel hunter I will end this fight quickly and turn you in"

"We'll see about that~"

"The two start running at each other before-"

And cliffhanger-Chan strikes again!
What will happen next? Will Reinhard win? Will Subaru become a father? Will Emilia explode? Find out next time on Subaru suffering Z