In a black and white world. A Frankenstein Monster version of Homer crashed through the door, leaving a perfect indent of his frame. He look at the pieces on the door and winced before shrugging and walking away. Marge walked out of the man shaped hole. Her hair was long and black with a white streak. She observed the damage. In her hand was a pack of Duff Beer. Homer returned and kissed her cheek. He then put his arm around hers and they left. Bart, a werewolf boy, stepped out, holding a large slingshot over his shoulder. He walked through. Lisa followed, the only normal human in the group. She was holding a book on Copyright law in her hand. She ran after her parents. Grampa stepped out. In one hand he had a set of Vampire Teeth in a smoking flash. He laughed and inserted them into his mouth. The other members of the family suddenly ran back and hugged him. An angry mob made up of the likes of Groundskeeper Willie, Carl, Lenny, Moe, Abu, Skinner, Doctor Hibbert, Edna, Otto, Sideshow Mel, , Helen Lovejoy. The Simpsons ran back into the house through the Homer sized hole and were taken aback when a portal opened before them. All were running too fast. All vanished. The portal closed before the crowd could reach them.
The Simpsons fell into a pile. They were still black and white.
"We did it." Said Eliza.
Frank Grimes had gotten better at the whole multiverse thing. Admittedly he was a nuclear physicist. The field was different, but thankfully in the world he had found himself in. He had learned quickly. Eliza was pretty good at this. Grimes didn't have anywhere else to go. Just how the multiverse worked baffled him. It defied all laws of physics. How the hell was there a Homer who was a Frankenstein monster anyway? And how was his father a Vampire? It made no sense. He was also wasting time. He wanted to make his own Homer pay for what happened to him, but his Multiversal children wouldn't let him. He only hopes an opportunity would present itself.
Unknown to him, his chance was coming.
Dad died again. Of course it didn't mean anything by now. He'd died loads of times. This time he nearly avoided be crushed in a construction accident… then he was impeached by a piece of metal in a car accident.
-Moaning Lisa: The Autobiography of Lisa Parkfield.
They'd saved another Simpsons. This one lived in some kind of bizarre fairy tale world. Their Homer was turned into part chicken. Frank Grimes was told to see if he could find a way to fix him. An idea he hated. He didn't even know where to begin. What he was seeing should have been impossible.
Lisa was in jail for freeing the Dolphin. It didn't take long for her family to pay for bail, but then came the news. Lenny was found dead on a beach. Soon after Sea Captain Horatio Peter McCallister was found dead.

Lenny Leonardson(April 13, 1957-November 1, 2000)
The Stonecutter's went all out for Lenny's funeral. The newspaper headlines simply read "NOT LENNY!" as they reported on his death. Carl was the most broken up about it. Followed my Moe, Homer and Barney. Homer simply stared. In his mind he recalled fragmented memories. Lenny and the boys had gone drinking at Moe's when Burns had died. Lenny led them in the toast. "Now Mr. Burns is just a Dead old Man!" and everybody cheered. Then there was the last time they saw him alive, they had a gathering where Marge had let it slip that Lisa was Bisexual. "Lisa likes Ladies!". "Mom!" said Lisa in an embarrassed tone. Those two moments ping ponged in his mind.
"Dead old man!"
"Lisa likes Ladies!"
"Dead old man!"
"Lisa likes Ladies!"
Speaking of Lisa, she played Classical Gas on a guitar at the wake.

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At the next big announcement was that several Dolphins had beached themselves. Lisa couldn't help but feel sad and wonder if she was responsible. Then attacks by Dolphins seemed to resume.
A portal opened up. Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl stepped out.
"I don't think I can hit a Dolphin."
That's fine I'll be able to do most of it."
Bart, Lisa and Hugo ran to the shore. They weren't sure what they were expecting. It was certainly not a crane and an overstretched Bart in a superhero costume. His he noticed them.
"Hey Liz. Look its us."
The Super muscular Lisa turned around.
"Whoa" said the normal sized Lisa.
"Hi. I guess you must be the us of this universe."
"We're Superheroes!" Shouted Bart in astonishment.
A problem came to the attention of Homer. The introduction of a new area code. After calling animal control to get ride of a Badge living in our doghouse, he was pretty mad and got elected Mayor again. His idea of splitting the town was dismissed and the town settled for Speed Dial.
Krusty found out he had a daughter named Sophie. It was actually a tender moment. Krusty was still worried about the mafia being after him but Erin was ex army, which made them think twice in case they risked getting the army involved, especially since she was considered a hero for killing Saddam Hussein during the Gulf War.
-Do the Bartman: The Unauthorized Biography of Bart Simpsons.
Bart became obsessed with the GameStation 252 that was coming out. To afford it he got a job at this Thai restaurant. I had a problem with it and felt conflicted when protesters showed up at Krusty Burger. That's where I met Jesse Grass. I supposed he was my first real boyfriend. I never liked Ralph or Milhouse. I had a brief crush on Nelson, but I got along fine with Jesse and we were both teenagers. He was more committed to the cause then I was, but I wanted to prove it to him, so I stayed overnight at this tree, then lightning struck it down. I wasn't there. They falsely reported I was dead. I cleared that up just by showing up.
-Moaning Lisa: The Autobiography of Lisa Parkfield.
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MALIBU STACY: THE MUSICAL
Created and starring Waylon Smithers Jr.
Premiering at the Albuquerque Theater and based on the popular toyline with the support of Malibu Stacy creator Stacy Lovell. The musical surprised everyone by being a feminist masterpiece rather than a shallow corporate cash grab. Smithers himself played the role of Malibu Stacy's love interest(original to the Musical). Malibu Stacy discovers the nature of her existence as a toy and is brought to the real world by Lisa Lionheart(a failed competitor that Lovell partly owned). Malibu suffers an existential crisis before her creator(a representation of Stacy Lovell), speaks to her and she develops a new viewpoint, choosing to become a human in the real world rather than a doll.
As the internet was taking off, Dad bought a computer and started leaking information under the name of "Mr.X". He had a lot of friends with secrets such as the members of the Stonecutters and his celebrity friends and became to expose a few secrets, though they were rumors at first, some of them turned out to be true after they were investigated. He exposed Krusty the Clown for vehicular manslaughter, leading to a massive lawsuit that got a lot of press coverage. I didn't know how to feel about that. The he went to the Kwik-E-Mart and disappeared.
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The existence of the Village puzzled many governments when it was raided by U.N. Forces in 1968. John Drake had escaped back to London and the establishment destroyed. Rumors that it survived persisted. Homer had just found out that they were true.
Homer woke up wearing a strange outfit in a bizarre pink room. Identically dressed men were looking down at him.

"Welcome Friend" said a man. A Number 6 on his lapel. "I am Number 6".
A bearded old man with glasses and a cane.
"And I am Number 15, what Number are you?"
Homer stood up.
"I am not a Number. I am a Man! And don't you ever…."
He then noticed the button with a number on it.

"Oh wait. I'm Number 5."
He looked at Number 6 and chuckled at him.
"In your face number six."
"Yes. Well done." Six said calmly yet with what seems to be a bit of amusement.
Homer looked around at everyone around him in the same outfits.
"Who are all these oddballs."
"They keep us here because we know too much."
"Who brought us here?"
"Number 2."
"Who is Number 2?"
"I don't know… yet".
Number 6 brought Homer to a boat at the edge of the water. Homer got in while Number 6 pushed and then got in himself.
"You see, Homer. I have escaped the island once before. While others were free to leave, I was free to stay. I now remain by choice. You however have my permission to leave, but you'll need my help to get past Rover."
"Who's Rover?"
A Large white ball like a balloon emerged. It let out a noise like a muffled roar and seemed to be gaining speed on the vehicle.

"It's alright. I'll handle it. Go."
At it got closer, Number Six leaped off and towards it. He seemed to enter the Large white ball, which then seemed to return back to the ocean. Homer continued on.
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"MIR SPACE STATION ACCIDENT KILLS TWO COSMONAUTS"
A Decompressed Door on the Soviet Space Station MIR was accidentally opened, sucking two unprepared cosmonauts into space while they were eating Dinner, the Contents of which either drifted off or burned up in the atmosphere. There is a report of a Sturgeon falling to Earth, though it is yet undetermined if this is related to the event.
Dad tried many things to call attention to the Village still existing, talking to the Stonecutters. Our Superhero counterparts had departed to other universes. If anything was done, we never heard about it.
So to take our mind off it we went to see the French-Canadian Cirque du Puree. It was a weird a surreal show but still entertaining. Sadly a storm started and they cancelled the show. I heard the kids at the school got snowed in.
THE CHRISTMAS THAT ALMOST WASN'T BUT THEN WAS
Is a 1938 low budget holiday special. The Plot involves a race of Christmas Hobgoblins invading Santa's Workshop, but one of them, The Grinch, falls in love with a woman and begins to turn on the others. It was commercially panned for its cheap low budget appearance, including a scene in which a cast member walks into the scene in the background before moving backwards. The use of the name "Grinchy" and a threat to sue, caused Dr. Seuss to change his own character's name to "The Grumble".
Mom met this convict at a Prison Rodeo who did these beautiful murals. His name was Jack Crowley. She pushed to have him paint a mural for the school but he was forced to change it. Then it got burned down. He denied it but then he burned a police car. He was caught again soon after.
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"Tom Savini is in trouble today for unintentionally causing Comic Book owner Jeff Albertson to suffer a heart attack. Savini was making a guest appearance at the Android's Dungeon Comic Shop, where he performed several stunts including causing his stomach to burst, demonstrating a trick in which he appeared to remove his head, and removing his own hand."
-Channel 6 News.
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BICLOPS
Biclops was a comic book superhero created as a tie in for Lenscrafters. The character is an awkward nerd who suddenly gains superpowers and picks on his bullies. The character was a commercial failure.
"Oh yeah, running the shop. After Comic Book Guy's heart attack. I took to running it. Milhouse and I had a falling out a while back when he got arrested for breaking some street lights. Still we tried to patch things up. Milhouse was the one who agreed to the deal on going all in on Biclops and we took a hit sales hit. We had our fight and then we ended up finding that secret place Comic Book Guy kept all those old tapes. There was one of a drunk , and there was a military plan to let Springfield be destroyed if a nuclear war were to break out. The Police broke in and while we were threatened with arrest. They ended up arresting Jeff Albertson. Shame, he'd just started
Notes
Reality set in on the Dolphins as they could not balance themselves on their tails like in the Treehouse of Horror Episode and some basically died beaching themselves. Though the Dolphins would continue to be a problem along the West Coast of the United States. They also have two notable victims from the same episode. Lenny and the Sea Captain. Other notes is I looked for pictures of beached Dolphins but couldn't find very many of the bottlenose variety and thought that would be too depressing even with Lenny's Death. Finally, I had the "Dental Plan" reference in my head for a while and wasn't sure when to drop it. I realized it was now or never while writing this.
The Plot of "A Tale of Two Springfields" is kicked off largely by Burns getting tickets to the Who. Since Burns is dead in this universe this doesn't happen.
"Insane Clown Poppy" shows Krusty save Saddam Hussein from an assassin because his comedy routine is based around him. In this universe, he allowed the shot to be taken, resulting in Saddam Hussein dying during the Gulf War.
The Gamestation 252 is a fictional Console from the episode. The Playstation 2 was released the same year in real life, as such the Gamestation is essentially this world's Playstation but the design implies a Nintendo console. As such its likely a console made by Funtendo, the Nintendo equivalent.
Jesse Grass from " Lisa the Tree Hugger" is Lisa's first(if I recall) canonical boyfriend here and unlike in Canon where he was a teenager, Lisa is actually around his age in this scenario.
Malibu Stacy: the Musical was used as a brief gag in "Homer vs Dignity" as Smithers was starring and directing in it. It's just about the only part that remains due to Burns being dead. Given Lisa Vs Malibu Stacy and Smithers having a role in it as well as meeting the original creator, and his own homosexuality, I felt that Smithers would write a pro-Feminist musical with the creator's blessing, basically creating this world's equivalent to the Barbie Movie in terms of plot and positive reception.
"The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" features Patrick McGoohan as Number Six and heavily references the TV ShowThe Prisonerwith "The Island". However the original TV Show ended with The Titular Prisoner "Number 6" escaping and the Village abandoned(thought the ending itself was somewhat weird and confusing in how it portrayed this). The Comic Book sequel "Shattered Visage" expands on the ending by having the UN destroy it, while also showing that Number 6(called "John Drake" confirming a fan theory that Number 6 was the same character as Patrick McGoohan's Character in the TV Show Danger Man) chose to return to the Island and helps Bring down Number 2. Here he has returned again to help bring it down. The Lack of closure to this is intentional. The Prisoner TV Show and even "Shattered Visage" both tend to be as vague as possible on things. The Episode also shows Number 6 as visually identical to his 1968 appearance as opposed to McGoohan's appearance in 2000.
In "The Great Money Caper" A Sturgeon falls on the Simpsons Car from The Russian MIR Space Station via an open airlock. Naturally if such a thing happened in real life, it would have been far more disastrous. The rest of the episode doesn't happen as it was kicked off by Grampa Simpson.
Cirque du Puree from "Skinner's Sense of Snow" is a clear allusion to Cirque du Soleil, which means Circus of the Sun while Cirque du Puree means Circus of the Mash.
I chose to keep it vague if The 1996 Comic Book Crash still happened, but something that contributed to it was sellers overestimating the value of certain comic books as is the case here with Biclops, so there may be a Comic Crash in 2001 instead of 1996.