JUICE

"Juice! Juice!"

Eri hopped in place with an apple in her hands. Izuku crushed it between his palms. Juice sloshed into a glass, and Eri eagerly sipped it through a curly straw.

"I would appreciate a refreshing beverage, if you don't mind." Iida held up an orange. "My Quirk could use some refueling."

One squeeze later, and Iida walked away with a glass of orange juice. Koda came up next, with a bunny nestled in the crook of his arm.

"If it isn't too much to ask, could you make some for Dexter?"

Izuku took the offered carrot and squeezed it into a shot glass. The bunny grasped it between both paws and gulped it down like a frat boy pounding a keg.

"Dude!" Kirishima said. "Can you make juice out of anything?"

"Affirmative. Please present juicing ingredients."

Kirishima brought a jar of protein powder. Sero scoffed. "You can't make juice with that, Kirishima! There's no water in it!"

Izuku squeezed. The jar crumpled between his fingers, and a protein slurry dribbled into the glass. Kirishima took one sip, and every muscle in his body bulged out to herculean proportions.

"Dude, I feel super mega ultra manly! Let's get those gains!"

While Kirishima deadlifted the entire gym, Sato ran up with a bag of sugar. Izuku squeezed, and Sato drank it down. His body quivered, and a yellow sheen colored his hair. With a ferocious shout, Sato flew off and punched a hole through the moon.

Mina thoughtfully looked around and spotted Iida's juice. "I bet you can't make juice out of juice!"

Izuku dumped the glass into his hands and squeezed. Orange light shone like a resplendent sunset, and the air smelled of mangroves, crocodiles, and improbable news articles. The orange orange juice juice shimmered as it sloshed into the glass, and in its rippling surface danced images of sandy beaches and Disney World.

Iida reverently took a sip. The engines in his legs jutted out, belching flames and smoke. Iida bolted forward, and within a few seconds, he came back from the other direction. With each revolution, he managed to shout one word.

"I - can't - stop - so - many - bugs!"

By the time his engines sputtered and stalled, Iida was mottled green and yellow from head to toe, with numerous species of insects simultaneously discovered and rendered extinct.

Mineta held out a rock and said, "There's absolutely no way you can make juice with this!"

Izuku squeezed. The rock made a gentle crackling noise, like ice dunked in hot water, but it didn't crumble into gravel. It glowed incandescent as the pressure increased to geologic scales. As Izuku's hands grew inexorably closer together, a viscous, glowing dollop of molten lava dripped into a glass.

The curly straw burst into flames when Izuku stuck it in. He held it out and said, "Here you go. Enjoy!"

Mineta blanched and scurried away. Izuku looked at the lava, shrugged, and drank it. "Waste not, want not."

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Mineta: make me a juice!

Izuku: okay

Kaminari: why is this grape juice sticky?

Also, I am now calling lava rock juice.

Also also, it appears ffnet is broken. Again.

Also also also, more soul-crushing on the real estate front as my bid for a house was beaten out by someone who opted to skip the inspection. I adamantly refuse to skip the inspection, especially when they had to brace three of the walls in the basement and should've probably done the fourth too.