Heya guys! Sorry for the delay. I was thinking of writing the first chapter of Lucario and the Council of Heroes, but I figured I would make up for the delay by writing another episode of this series. This time, I'll be introducing Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars. His character will be similar to how Grand Army of the Republic from YouTube portrays him, and as such, there will be references to his Star Wars parody series. However, to respect his continuity and property, I've decided to make this one non-canon to his series. I hope you guys and Grand Army of the Republic enjoy it!
"So, Xanatos," Toshineko said. "what happened to your wife after that?"
Xanatos grunted as if he was deeply troubled. "It was… complicated to say the least. After I proposed to her, I gave her the Eye of Odin as a wedding gift. However, I was completely unaware that it would transform her into a… uum… werefox."
"Hah!" Itachi said, smiling smugly. "I knew it!"
Xanatos looked very annoyed. "Shut up, Itachi, it's not what you think."
"With that kind of experience, you could make Sharpwolf real jealous!" Itachi laughed as Xanatos sighed and shook his head.
"Where is she, anyway?" Crocodile said.
"Sharpwolf is busy having some… uh, 'kinky' fun with one of our male prisoners. Something about him wanting her to 'feel' him, and stuff," Toshineko explained.
"That's so typical of her," Crocodile replied, rolling his eyes.
"And where is Princess Azula?" Hans asked.
"She went to help her father out. Something about war troubles and her brother Zuko or something like that," Toshineko explained.
"And Moriarty?" Toffee said.
"He had to attend his lecture."
At his university, Moriarty was drawing an abstract mathematical formula on the chalkboard. "And that's how the equations of motion work. You can find out about it more in my book." After he finished, he turned and addressed his classmates. "Any questions?"
One of them, a human with glasses on, raised his hand. "Yes, Mr. Moriarty, can I use the bath-"
"For the last time, Peter, the answer is… no," Moriarty interrupted.
"Oh, come on, professor," Peter whined. "I really have to go this time!"
"Look, Peter, the last time you asked to go to the bathroom, you were caught sneaking out of the university."
"I just wanted some fresh air."
"I had to call the police to have you escorted back here."
"It was just one time, professor, I promise I won't escape!"
"No chance, Peter." Moriarty shook his head.
"If you don't let me go, then my prostate gland will become so damaged that I won't get erect or become aroused!"
Moriarty heaved a deep sigh. "Look, Peter, you'll just have to hold it in for 15 minutes. My lecture isn't even that boring anyway."
"Then why is he sleeping?" Peter said, pointing at a classmate who was snoring. He had brown curly hair along with reading glasses and brown mustaches.
Moriarty rolled his eyes at this idiot. "Oh, for the love of… You there!" he shouted, startling him awake. "Please stop sleeping and pay more attention."
"Oh, right. Sorry about that. I will behave myself."
"Thank you. Much appreciated." Moriarty couldn't help but notice that he looked and sounded… familiar. Could he actually be his arch-nemesis? Nah, he was probably just being eccentric. Best not to dig into it. He turned and went back to drawing on his chalkboard.
Back in the void, Crocodile sighed in relief. "Well, I'm glad. It was getting a bit too crowded in here, anyway."
"Heh heh, no, Crocodile," Kitsune said, smiling. "you're just saying that because Azula is not here to roast you today."
Crocodile frowned. "Oh, shut up, Kitsune."
"I was hoping she would be here," Itachi said. "I wanted to hear more of her roasts! I wonder who will be her next victim."
"Not me, that's for sure," Haena said, crossing his arms.
"I would be more concerned about Xanatos, though," Ookami said. "I have a feeling he might have turned into a furry by now."
"I am not a furry," Xanatos said, trying to keep his composure. "I just wanted to save my wife. That is why I was forced to ask Goalith for help."
"... You think werefoxs are unattractive?" Kitsune said. Xanatos was so baffled by his response that he stammered, which gave Kitsune the reason to respond with a triumphant grin. "Who's the specist one now?"
Xanatos groaned and rubbed his forehead as Crocodile laughed.
Toffee frowned. "Come on, guys, give Xanatos a break. What is wrong with having a werefox anyway? In her form, she could be a powerful monster for my army."
"Not a bad idea, Toffee," Hans said, grinning deviously. "We could've used her as an intimidation tactic on the hostages and distract them from our plans."
"Toffee and Hans have a point," Toshineko said. "After all, even a werefox can be a great in-"
"Vader!" a loud raspy voice shouted, startling everyone. "Where are you, Vader? Vader!"
"What the hell?" Crocodile said.
"Who said that?" Toffee said before they turned to see their new guest approaching. The guest was a human. They cringed silently when they saw his face. His skin tone made him look like he was 82 years old, and his face looked like a scrotum. He wore a black robe with a black hoodie over his head.
He looked everywhere, groaning. "Goddammit, where is he? I swear if I find him building another one of those Lego shops in my Death Star again, I'm going to give him a serious talking to."
"Who the hell is this old geezer?" Kitsune said.
"He looks like one of those grandpas who yells at kids to get off his lawn," Itachi said.
The new guest stopped when he noticed everyone. "Huh? What the…? What is this? Who are you guys? Is this the new Council of Villains that Vader didn't tell me about?"
"Council of Villains?" Crocodile said.
"Actually, we are the Council of Evil Masterminds," Hans answered.
"Oh, really?" The new guest said.
"That's right," Haena said, nodding. "The fact that you have been summoned here means you're one of the masterminds."
The guest smiled. "Oh, you are far too kind."
"May I have a question, sir?" Toffee said. "Who is this 'Vader' you were talking about?"
Xanatos and Itachi looked at Toffee as if he had gone insane. "You seriously never heard of an iconic villain?" Xanatos said.
That was when Toshineko and Itachi realized who he was. "Wait a second, hold on," Toshineko said, squinting his eyes. "I think I recognize him." He smiled as if he met a beloved celebrity. "Darth Sidious?"
The human cocked his head. "Huh? How… How did you know my name? Did Vader tell you about me?"
Toffee, Crocodile and Hans were confused. "Wait, wait, wait, hold on, I'm already lost," said Toffee. "Toshineko, do you know him?"
"But of course! He's one of the greatest movie villains and masterminds ever! He goes by the name 'Emperor Palpatine' when he ruled the galaxy. He was the one who orchestrated a galaxy-wide conflict, manipulated Anakin Skywalker, and turned the population against the Jedi."
"The Je dai?" Crocodile said.
Sidious squinted his eyes at Toshineko. "Hmm… You seem to know so much about me, yet, I don't know anything about you. Who are you guys?"
Toshineko slapped his forehead and laughed. "Oh, silly me. I forgot to introduce ourselves. My name is Toshineko Hirozaki. These are my agents, Haena, Itachi, Ookami and Kitsune. This is Sir Crocodile, David Xanatos, Hans Gruber and Toffee."
Itachi waved his hand. "I'm a big fan of you, Sidious. My soldiers and I used to watch movies featuring you all the time."
"Me too, actually," Xanatos said. "I've watched the original trilogy about 6 times when I was a child. Can I get your autograph?"
"I'm afraid not," Sidious said before smiling. "But trust me, you'll be getting my autograph at the Death Star convention soon enough."
"Seriously, though, who is this Vader you speak of?" Hans said.
"Oh, sorry. I was trying to find my apprentice and right hand, Darth Vader. He was supposed to help me fill out my paperwork at the Death Star. You know, conscription and execution orders, etc., etc."
"Oh, yeah. The usual bullshit paperwork," Toshineko said.
"Indeed. But he is nowhere to be found. Have any of you seen him?"
"I wish I had," Itachi said. "I would've had him sign my hat."
"I haven't seen a cape in sight," Xanatos said.
Toshineko shrugged. "Nope. None of us have ever seen him."
Sidious nodded after he realized. "Ah, I see. Well, I guess I-" Sidious widened his eyes. "Hold on a minute, if that's the case, then how the hell did you summon a Mastermind Ritual?"
Toshineko raised his finger and opened his mouth, but found himself unable to answer. He glanced at his agents. "How did we, agents?"
They all shrugged in response. "Well, you got us, sir," Ookami said, bringing out his iPhone and searching for 'Toshineko and the Council of Evil Masterminds' on and tapping to read the first chapter of this story before showing it to Toshineko. "By all accounts, it just doesn't make sense."
Toshineko then shrugged again. "Oh, well. Back to business."
"Hold on a minute. Let me take a look at my Sith manual real quick," Sidious said, grabbing his 'Manuel for Intermediate Sith' book from his robe pocket and turning the pages.
Toffee turned to glance at Toshineko. "So, how did you know about those movies?"
"Well, Star Wars has been popular from different universes, not just on Earth."
"Uh-huh. … And this is the first time you met Sidious?"
"Yep." Toshineko nodded.
"Ah, here it is," Sidious said, pointing at the page. "Mastermind Ritual. Used for summoning all sorts of villainous masterminds from all over the multiverse. Side effects of this may include more sensitivity to smell and touch, random summonings of masterminds, as well as uncontrollable craving for pizza." Sidious closed the book. "Well, I guess that explains it."
"Anybody else is hungry for pizza?" Itachi asked.
"Yeah, now that you mention it. I could use some pizza with pineapples," said Hans. "And did he just say…" His grin became wider. "Lego shop?"
Sidious groaned. "Oh my god, not this again. I should've known Vader wouldn't be the only one who is obsessed with that."
"Hold on, Vader is obsessed with Legos?" Kitsune said.
"Yes, unfortunately. His overspending on Lego shops put the Republic on the edge of bankruptcy, and I don't want him to do the same to the Empire. So, what are you guys discussing?"
"Well, we were discussing how to conquer Toshineko's world," Toffee explained.
Sidious looked surprised. "Conquer his world?" He gave a wide grin. "Well, that's a coincidence. Because I was hoping we might conquer the multiverse instead."
Now everyone was surprised as Toshineko and his agents' ears perked up and their tails pointed upward. "Conquering the multiverse?" said Crocodile. "That's a bit… ambitious."
"I'm the Sith Lord, Crocodile. Ambitious is my second name."
"Now that you mention it," Toffee said, grinning. "that sounds like a great idea."
"Yeah… Our minds were only focused on conquering our general's world," Haena said. "But I guess this actually counts as conquering the multiverse."
"Ja. That would be a splendid idea. With the multiverse conquered, everyone will finally get to see the genius behind my Lego sets and my creation in Minecraft," Hans said, his smile bigger and more excited.
Toshineko raised his eyebrow at him. "Uuuh, right… Well, Sidious, since you are one of us, we are happy to help you out on conquering the multiverse."
"Excellent! Now, shall we go ahead and discuss our master plan?"
"In a moment, Sidious," Hans said. "First, we want you to tell us more about yourself."
"Ooorr, we can just discuss conquering the multiverse right now, if you don't mind," Ookami said.
"Not now, Ookami," Toshineko said raising his hand. "We want to build a bond with Darth Sidious first."
"I agree with Ookami here," Sidious replied. "We really should focus on that instead of stalling for useless conversations."
"Patience, Sidious, patience," Toffee said. "Masterpieces take time."
"Indeed," Crocodile said. "Everything has to go according to our plan if we wait at just the right time."
"Plus, I think it's good form to get to know each other more instead of just rushing to the plans, don't you think?" Hans said.
Sidious thought about it and shrugged. "Well, I suppose this is a good enough argument. Fine. I'll oblige from now on, but if this goes on for too long, I might consider leaving the council for good."
"Don't worry, Sidious." Toshineko gave him a friendly smile. "We'll get to conquering the multiverse sooner or later, I promise. Now, please, tell us more about yourself."
"Yeah, Sidious," Itachi said, pointing at him. "Like why does your face look like a scrotum? Is that the side effect of using the Dark Side?"
Toffee raised his eyebrow. "Dark Side?" He rolled his eyes. "Tell me you're evil without telling me."
"Judging by your skin, I assume you must have aged to about 80 years old or so," Haena deduced.
"I am not that old," Sidious said, frowning.
"Then you should explain, Sidious," Crocodile said. "because you look even older than my agent, Miss Merry Christmas."
"Really?" Toshineko said, shocked. "How old was she?"
"About 49. But she looked as if she was some old grandma ready to break her back at any moment. You and her can get along very well."
"Age jokes?" Sidious crossed his arms. "How original."
"Have you considered going to a skin care specialist?" Xanatos asked. "It will decrease the age of your skin. Just look at me, young, handsome, and stylish."
"You're not the first who suggested that to me, but, no. Vader had already nagged me about it way too many times. Ruling the galaxy is a time-consuming job."
"Come on, Sidious, it usually doesn't take long." Itachi gave Sidious a friendly smile of his own. "You can attend to our finest skin care specialists in the Toshineko Army! It will make you look like you're in your 30s in the least amount of time. No cap!"
"And why do I have the feeling there's going to be a catch?"
"Nah, no catch, Sidious." Itachi's smile wavered and darted his eyes. "Except for the huge amount of cost and fees as well as our army's… less than friendly attitude towards humans."
"That sounds like a big catch, Itachi," Sidious said, crossing his arms again.
Itachi tried to think of something else to say. "... How about plastic surgery then?"
"I think I'll pass on this opportunity."
Itachi sighed as his ears and tail drooped. "Very well, then. How about you do it, Xanatos?"
"It would be my pleasure, Itachi," Xanatos said as if he was happy to oblige. "I can find the best skin care specialists you can think of. I am rich, so I can pay all of the expenses and fees for you. What do you say, Sidious?"
"Hmmm… Tempting. But no," he said, shaking his head. "I still think it would take way too much of my time. And besides, I look handsome enough as it is."
"Yeah, sure," Crocodile said, rolling his eyes. "I have no doubt you'll have as many ladies wanting to sleep with you without being repulsed by your face." His condescending grin stared at Sidious.
"Shut up, Crocodile."
"I wouldn't judge Sidious on that one," Hans said. "It might help Xanatos get rid of his fetish with werefoxes."
"Oh my god, guys," Xanatos groaned. "I am not attracted to werefoxes! Can you leave me alone already?"
"You wouldn't get attracted to Sharpwolf even if she turned into a werewolf?" Itachi gave a conspiratorial smile at Xanatos.
"Fox is the love of my life. I will never cheat on her even if I'm being forced to."
"I highly doubt that," Toffee murmured.
"Shut up, Toffee!"
"May I ask another question, Sidious?" Itachi said. "Why did you name him 'Vader'? Doesn't that sound a bit… un-Sith-like?"
"I don't know what you mean."
"Well, last time I checked, the word 'Vader' means 'Father' in the Dutch language."
Everyone, except Toshineko and his agents, widened their eyes. "Oh, really?" Hans said.
"Yep," Toshineko replied. "I have looked it up myself."
"Oh… Well, that sounds like a coincidence indeed. I wanted to call him 'Vader' because the word 'Invader' had a nice ring to it. So, I removed the 'in' to give the name a bit more punch. Which was why my name 'Sidious' is like 'insidious'."
"I mean, it's still a bit on the nose, but…" Toffee said. "I guess it works."
"Leave me alone," Sidious said, frowning. "The Sith language is very hard to master."
"How is Vader doing, by the way?" Toshineko asked. "Before he disappeared on you."
"Oh, not much, actually," Sidious said, shrugging. "Just strangling a few officers who failed him, throwing one of them out of the airlock, dealing with the Rebel Alliance, etc., etc."
"He did what out of the airlock?" Ookami said as he and everyone else looked shocked. "That sounds a bit… excessive, don't you think?"
"Tell me about it. I had to give Vader a stern talking to on why killing all promising young officers was bad."
"I find his excessive punishment disturbing," Xanatos said, before smiling excitedly. "Heh, see what I did there?"
Toshineko and Itachi smiled, appreciating Xanatos' geekiness.
"Um… Yeah," Hans said slowly.
"That is nothing," Crocodile said. "I had to suck the water out of one of my agents' body and have him eaten by a banana gator when he failed me."
"You do what again?" Xanatos said as everyone, including Sidious, looked at him with astonishment.
"Ok," Toffee said. "Remind me to never get on his bad side, Toshineko."
"For sure," Toshineko said, nodding.
Sidious smiled at Crocodile. "Well, I know I should be repulsed by this… but as a Sith Lord, I condone this behavior."
"Thank you, Sidious." Crocodile's condescending grin came back. "At least it's better than strangling men to death. Seriously, it's a bit of a cliche."
"Says the guy who has an evil lair with crocodiles as pets," Itachi murmured. Unfortunately, he wasn't quiet enough as Crocodile pointed a golden hook at him.
"Oh, I'm sorry, my ears must have been stuffed up. Would you mind saying that again?"
Itachi raised his hands up. "Uh, I mean, you're a brilliant strategist who has uh… a great lair with fierce and scary crocodiles at your disposal!"
"That's what I thought."
"Yes, yes, yes," Sidious said. "Now, would you guys mind scheming with me on conquering the multiverse?"
"Sidious is right, general," Ookami said, crossing his arms. "I'm ready to discuss our master plan."
"Not yet, guys," Toshineko said, putting his hands up in a blocking gesture. "We still need to build our bond with each other."
Ookami and Sidious both groaned. "Oh, come on!" Sidious said. "I had summoned all sorts of villains from all over the multiverse because I thought we would do the same thing, only for them to start conversing with each other for days. And now, I get this shit again? At this rate, I think I'll need more than a support group for villains!"
"Please, sir, can we just plan already?" Ookami said. "I'm tired of this. We came here for multiversal domination, not standing around and rambling about nonsense!"
"Calm down, Ookami," Toffee said. "Everything has its time. We shouldn't conquer too early."
"Toffee is right, guys," Toshineko said. "We shouldn't rush things. Besides, what happened to the Sidious we all know and love? The one who is patient? The one who doesn't rush things along?"
"Toshineko, I had to deal with dark lords talking and talking all day and night while standing. My back couldn't handle that pressure," Sidious responded.
"I told you you and Miss Merry Christmas will get along," Crocodile quipped.
"Shut up, Crocodile! And besides, I had to deal with Vader and his antics after he had summoned a nearly omnipotent being that could've doomed us all. And need I remind you, that as Emperor, I have a whole lot of responsibilities? I think I have the right to be impatient this time."
"Sidious has a good point, sir," Ookami said, nodding. "Let's just conquer the multiverse and be done with it!"
Toshineko heaved a deep sigh. Never in his life did he have to give these villains some therapy, but if this was what it would take to build bonds, then so be it. "Look guys, I understand your frustrations, I really do. But there's a reason why patience is considered to be a virtue. We want to take our time planning stuff, bantering with each other, and, well… sharing one novel at a time, maybe," Toshineko said, looking at Itachi, who shrugged. "Because I know that if we rush this along, we'll not only get caught off guard, but the heroes will use our impatience to their advantage."
"Toshineko is right," Xanatos said. "We need to consider the factors as to what happens if we grow impatient."
"Exactly," Crocodile said. "Trust me, I've been trying to orchestrate a civil war in Alabasta for years."
"And I know you had to orchestrate a galaxy-wide conflict for years to gain power, right?" Toshineko said.
"Well, that's… true, but-"
"Have a little bit of patience, Sidious," Toshineko interrupted. "After all, we aren't called the Council of Impatient Masterminds, right?"
"Well… I suppose you're right, sir," Ookami said.
"And besides, what's wrong with having a little fun?" Toshineko said.
"My idea of fun isn't standing around and stalling for time," Sidious responded.
"I can only have some fun for so long, general," Ookami said. "I don't have time for it anymore."
"Just have a little bit of faith in me. Trust me, we will get to conquering the multiverse eventually."
"... You promise?" Sidious said.
Toshineko smiled. "Cross my heart."
"Hmmmm… Alright, fine. I'll stay here and indulge in this a little longer for now. So, what are we gonna talk about?"
"I figured that-"
"Keep it PG," Itachi interrupted Xanatos. "Please."
"Will you stop?" Xanatos snapped. "My god! Why do you think I'm some kind of perverted furry?"
"'Cause you are! You're married to a werefox," Itachi teased.
"I think that's enough of that, Itachi," Toshineko said, his tone becoming more annoyed.
Itachi sighed and nodded. "Yes, sir."
"How about we talk about our childhood?" Kitsune said. "What do you guys say?"
"That sounds like a good idea, Itachi," Hans said. "I know Crocodile, Toffee, Haena and Kitsune told us their backstory already. What about you, Ookami?"
Ookami's ears and tail drooped and he looked away. "I… I don't know. I'm not sure if I feel comfortable telling you all this."
"It's alright, Ookami," Toffee said. "Trust me. We won't tell anybody."
"I'm not sure about that," Ookami responded, feeling more uneasy. "That sounds like a promise that we villains can break."
"Oh, come on, Ookami," Sidious said. "Just go ahead and tell us. If I were to tell your secrets to the galaxy, do you really think they would believe me anyway?"
"That should be easy," Itachi said. "The galaxy is filled with people like Wookies and animal-like creatures."
"Hmm, good point."
"Uh… Woo keys?" Toffee said.
"Guys, you're not helping!" Ookami said.
"Come on, Ookami, we're masterminds from all over the multiverse. Who do you think we're going to tell?" Hans said.
Ookami shook his head and then took a deep breath. "Very well, then. You see, before I joined the Toshineko Army, I wanted to have a good life with my wife, Alicia Johnson. I joined the Carmonian military service, and we raised some kids. My wife, however, was… far from kind. She would often yell, throw stuff, and even beat me up a few times if even the slightest thing pisses her off. Whenever I tried to leave, she would refuse to let me. She would often play the victim to lure me back. When I threatened that I would tell my experience to her, she would scoff and say that nobody would believe men like me."
"That sounds… horrible," Toffee said.
"Yeah. But I tried to look for others for support, only to be laughed and mocked at. I fought back against her in self-defense, and all of a sudden, she was the victim. But if I sit there and take the beating, all I got was, 'You got hit by a girl!'"
"Damn," Xanatos said. "I'm sorry to hear that, Ookami."
"Oh, don't be… I should've listened to her. I should've manned up and not been such a weak pansy."
"Doesn't mean that it's ok, though," Hans said. "I would've shot her in the head if she were to do that to me."
"Well, in the end, it didn't matter what I did," Ookami continued. "After some time, she forced me to file a divorce just so she could play the victim. She got to keep the kids, and I had no say in the matter. The Carmonian military was my only life now, but after a couple of days, I was discharged."
"You were?" Toffee said. "Why?"
Ookami shrugged. "They believed I was too much of a risk given what my ex-wife told everyone. That was when I began to despair and thought I should end it all. Until I encountered several soldiers from the Toshineko Army pointing guns at me. I was captured and brought before Toshineko. I thought I would be in jail, or even executed. But the general saw the potential within me and offered me to join his army. I couldn't believe he offered me such a generous offer, but I accepted it anyway. He gave me a purpose and a new life."
Everyone, especially Xanatos, looked at Ookami with sympathy. "Damn, that's rough, bro," Crocodile said.
"Well, I assure you, Ookami," Xanatos said. "My wife will take good care of me and my son."
"Still, what she did was not ok," Toffee said. "Just because you accepted it doesn't mean it's right. Being jaded like this is not good for your mental health. We don't want you to be taken advantage of. Especially by our enemies."
"Well… I guess you're right," Ookami said, nodding as Haena and Kitsune put their hands on his shoulders to comfort him before he gave a slight smile. "Thanks, guys. I appreciate it."
"Anytime, Ookami," Crocodile said. "That's what friends are for."
"And what about you, Sidious?" Toshineko asked.
Sidious cringed. "You know… I never had much as a kid. Just a great many privileges as an aristocrat, being allowed to get away with whatever crimes I had committed, being raised by Darth Plaguis the Wise… useless crap like that."
Everyone froze but Toshineko nodded. "I see…"
"But, once I take over the galaxy, I'll have the one thing that will make me happy."
"Oh?" Haena said, smiling. "What's that?"
"UUUUUUNLIIIIIIMITED POOOOWWWWERRRRR!" Sidious said, shooting lightning out of his fingertips in the air while laughing with joy, scaring everyone.
"Oh shit!" Toffee said.
"Alright, alright, Sidious, stop!" Toshineko shouted. "We got the point."
Sidious stopped shooting lightning. "Oh, sorry, sorry. Force of habit."
"Damn!" Crocodile said. "I've never seen a Devil Fruit ability like that in all my life."
"Wait, hold on, 'Devil Fruit'?" Sidious said.
"Yeah. Have you eaten the Lightning Devil Fruit or something?"
"What do you mean? I've learned to do that by using the Dark Side."
"You went way overboard with that one, Sidious!" Itachi said, holding onto his chest to ease his racing heart. "Jesus Christ!"
"Who?" Toffee said.
"N-nothing!"
"But I must admit, this bond thing isn't as bad as I thought. We should do this for a little while," Sidious said, smiling. "Perhaps I'll also introduce you guys to my apprentice once I find him."
Toshineko smiled as his ears perked and his tail pointed upward. "That's great, Sidious! I'm glad you lightened up."
"Just make sure you don't do that Force Lightning thing again, Sidious," Xanatos said, recovering from his shock. "It really freaked me out."
"Sorry about that. I will stop."
"Anyway, I guess with this," Kitsune said, addressing the readers. "We'll end today's episode, our dear readers. Please give it a fave or follow this channel where you can find new episodes like these every single week. See you soon, and as always…" He gave the readers his smug grin. "for the Toshineko Army. Keh heh heh heh heh heh."
