Faith pov
"You should be Vatani" Emma says once we sit to take a break and eat the squirrels we killed.
"Think these are your Mommy's furry little friends?" I ask smirking.
"One could hope" she mutters.
Laughing I shake my head seeing Emma looking at her squirrel frowning "now tell me about you slaying the dragon" I finally say.
"Had to get the potion Charming put down her throat, was weird she tried to attack Regina but froze up on me long enough for me to kill her" she mutters frowning.
"It sucked really, I always liked her in the movie once I realized it was true I was kinda excited about the chance to meet her then I had to do that" she adds tossing a bone away.
"I thought you never got to watch movie"
"Didn't, but this girl I met, we broke into a house they had a kid, we ate and watched some movies, sleeping Beauty was one but I never got to see the end till years later because the owners came home and caught us"
Humming I sigh laying back looking at the sky "the first time I got to watch Snow White, Mom kept muttering and insulting Snow I remember at one point she got mad about something the queen did".
Emma snorts laughing "she watched that?"
Nodding I smile slightly "yeah but once I learned the truth it made sense why she would laugh watching Snow get poisoned or the whole monsters in the woods part".
Getting up I dust myself off while laughing at Emma stumbling slightly because her bones "don't worry I'll make you one" she snarks flipping me off.
Heading on I shake my head seeing her put the skull back on "you better hope Zira doesn't exist I don't think she'd be happy with you claiming to be her or how you're dressed".
Emma hums shrugging before flipping a bone she's been using as a club "I'll just use this and toss her in a cave or something".
"Wow big bad villain in the making" I snark smirking.
"Hey, I had to knock my joke of a mom and dad out because I interrupted their meeting"
"I'm sure it was such an inconvenience for you to do that"
"It was, Mom smells like she hasn't bathed in months and dad smelled like vomit, how either of them found the other attractive is disgusting"
Curling my nose I look at her "you know she fucks dwarfs Right? You're daddy could be one of them maybe even Pissy".
"Damn it Faith" Emma yells gagging before trying to hit me.
Laughing I take off running while dodging her swings.
Cordy pov
"Scary dragon bitch" I call laying on the day bed.
"What?" She roars glaring at me with glowing eyes.
"Have any siblings?" I ask.
"No"
"Maybe cousin, or aunts?"
"Shut up" she grunts.
"I need to know these things if I'm going to find my dragon" I huff.
"I will end up killing you before you do"
"Unfortunately for you, I have been around a complete psycho that tells me all about her kills, and I'm very good at escaping something trying to kill me, plus I have my own protection that would be lost without me"
"Talk to me" I demand loudly.
Not getting a response I huff before smirking and take a deep breath "IF THERE'S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT, I GUESS I'VE ALREADY WON TAHT NO MAN IS WORTH THE AGGRAVATION".
Feeling a pillow hit me I laugh curling up around it still singing.