Star: Ah, time for bed, Puppy. [takes off her boots and socks and throws them on the floor. The socks, which had been standing upright, slide down into the shoes.]
Laser Puppy: Arf?
Star: Oh, Puppy. You know what they say: curiosity salted the snail! Mind your wandering eye, you little mollusk. Sweet dreams, Laser Puppies. [snores and a dream cloud appears with the background of Mewi stuff. Star's eyes appear (feeling afraid), then her boots appear under them. Her mouth appears on a rock] Hey! Over here! [laughs while her arms appear, wiggling on the ground. Both arms attach to the rock and the rock moves over to the other items. Star's arms grab the eyes and put them on the rock, her dress start appearing, and then her legs come out and put her boots on and the rock turns into her body. A car comes over Star and sits her in it. Star's nose grows out] Wait a minute. I don't have a driver's license! [driver's license appears] Wow. My driver's license. I can't believe it! [Car starts to move crazily] I sure take a good picture. [drives through a sign that says "Road Ends"] Darn! I should have grown a mustache. [the boat starts bumping up and down rapidly; Star is now driving off-road, hitting bumps in the dirt; she smashes into a rock and flies out of the car, still holding her license] How could I have forgotten the most important rule of driving? Always wear your seatbelt. [flies over to Butterfly castle] Hey, I can see the castle from here. [Miss Skullnick . Skullnick floats up to her] Miss Skullnick! Look! I've finally got my driver's license!
Miss Skullnick: [takes her license and tears it up] Not even in your dreams, Ms. Butterfly!
Star: No! [flies through the dream cloud and on Star's real bed] Ouch! Where am I? [walks and looks up to her real self] Is that me? Or is this me? Am I still dreaming?
Laser Puppy: [snoring]
Star: [walks up to Laser Puppies's dream cloud] This must be Laser Puppies's dream. I'm gonna get a closer look. [jumps into the dream cloud. She falls down into a library] Whoa! Wow. Look at all these books. I wonder where Laser Puppy is. [walks past a pile of books] Puppy! Huh? [sees Laser Puppy, who is now taller and wearing a cape, reading a book. He walks up to her]Excuse me, sir. Have you seen...? [Laser Puppy turns around]
Laser Puppy: [gasps] Star?
Star: Puppy?
Laser Puppy: How dare you invade the sanctity of my dreams?
Star: Puppy! You can talk!
Laser Puppy: [sighs] In dreams, one is not tethered by earthly limitations.
Star: What does that mean?
Laser Puppy: Come. [they walk down an aisle of books] For ages, dreams have been thought of as windows to another realm. [picks up a book and reads from it] "Let me not mar that perfect dream by an auroral stain, but so adjust my daily night that it may come again." Emily Dickinson wrote that.
Star: Who?
Laser Puppy: [flips a few pages] Here's one you might know. [clears throat] There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream had come true. Star: [laughs] Gee, Puppy, you sure are smart.
Laser Puppy: Did you think my eye was full of hot air?
Star: Well, thanks for the info, Laser Puppy. I'm going back to my own dream now. [starts walking away]
Laser Puppy: Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan!
Star: [jumps out of Laser Puppy's dream cloud and hops up onto her alarm clock to get into her own; sees Marco's dream cloud outside the window] I wonder what Marco's dreaming. [Marco is in his room snoring. Star runs over] I can't resist! [laughs and jumps into the dream cloud. Inside, she opens a door to see Marco karate back and forth on a 25ยข k cardboard of the monsters amidst the blank, white scenery] Hey, Marco!
Marco: Hi, Star.
Star: [walks over] You know, Marco, this is a dream. You can do anything you want.
Star: Yup.
Star: I mean anything! Watch. I can turn into a skyscraper. [transforms into the shape of a skyscraper] Going up! Eh? [sees that Marco is unresponsive and frowns, then perks up again] I can make... [changes back to her normal shape and size, this time with a million copies of herself] A million of me! Eh? Eh?
Marco: Yup. [The Star clones disappear]
Star: Ah, nut. I'm going to a different dream. [leaves]
Marco: Okay. Bye, Star. [cardboard of the monster ride comes to a halt; Marco reaches into his pocket and pulls out another quarter and goes to put it in the slot, but accidentally drops it and it rolls away] Oh! [the quarter falls into a grate] Shoot, that was my last quarter. [ Meanwhile, Star hops out of the dream cloud and starts to walk down back her room ; she stops below Brittney's dream cloud]
Star: Ooh, this is gonna be good! [ Star walk to Brittney's dream cloud and inflates herself with air and floats up into the cloud; inside, Brittney's is playing her Violin in front of an applauding crowd; she is also dressed as Mozart because she has a powdered wig on her head] Psst! Brittney! [waving in the audience; Brittney stops playing] Hey, Brittney's!
Brittney: Star?
King: Ahem! [sitting in the balcony above the stage] Why do you stop playing, Wolfgang Amadeus Wong?
Brittney: Yes, Your Highness. [Brittney resumes playing, but Star tells the king a joke. The king laughs and Brittney stops playing again. She angrily stands up] Star!
King: Hey! I have not instructed you to stop! Now play! [giggles, turns to Star and nudges her with his elbow] Oh, do tell me the one about the man from Peru again.
Brittney: [growling, pressing down on her violin] St- [accidentally breaks her violin. The audience gasps] Ar...
King: [angry] I came here to hear beautiful music! If I don't get my wish, it will be your head!
Brittney: [laughs nervously]
Star: [as a violin] Brittney! [points to herself and winks] Huh? Huh?
Brittney: [throws hrr broken violin pieces off-stage. Speaking with her back turned] No way.
King: Ahem! [glares down at Brittney]
Brittney: [sighs and picks Star up] Please, Star, no tricks.
Star: Trust me, Brittney. [Brittney put a violin bow and playing into him]
Star: [loudly and off-key] La la! La la la la la la la! [The audience gasps again]
Brittney: [stops playing] Star!
King: [crying] Wh-wh-why have you stopped playing that wonderful music? [Brittney smiles and Star winks at her]
Star: [continues singing loudly and off-key]
Incidental 127: [crying] her music touches me ever-so. I fear that my tears might stain my petticoat. [crowd cheers]
Brittney: [bowing] Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! [the crowd knocks her aside into a fruit wagon] Ow! [a man grabs Star]
Man: What is this instrument that produces such lovely sound?
Star: [turns back to normal and runs away while audience chases her. Brittney has climbed out of the wagon and is a mess] So long, Brittney! [Brittney starts to growl at her, but the audience members push her back into the fruit wagon and chase after Star. The King follows, too, laughing. Star runs out the door and flies away.]
Brittney: [starts tossing and turning in her bed, mumbling in angered pain]
Star: [Star lands on the top of the roof] Hey! I'm at Jackie's! [Jackie sleeps in her bed and Star jumps in her dream cloud and opens a plane door] Aw, this looks neat! I wonder... [falls out of the plane and screams]
Jackie: [surfs up on a glide board to Star] Hey, Star, what brings you here?
Star: Hey, Jackie! What's going on?
Jackie: [turns upside down] Well, we're free-falling from 114,000 feet, and we're gonna land on that itty-bitty target. [a target is shown on the ground. Star and Jackie spin around]
Star: This seems kind of dangerous!
Jackie: Not as long as you've got a big old parachute!
Star: Okay! [gives her a thumbs-up; both her boots inflate]
Jackie: Not a pair of boots, Star! Parachute! [turns upside-down again]
Star: Gotcha! [lifts up a green parakeet perched on her finger]
Jackie: Not a parakeet! Para- [Lands in a truck of manure, parachute inflates out of time] medic...
Star: [screams as she crashes through the target, breaking the ground and flips on the real-life ground] Ouch! All right, that's it. No more messing with people's dreams. [sees a dimension portal and Star go inside the portal and she in Mewi ashe see butterfly's castle with a dream cloud coming out] H-h-hey! Mom. I bet Mom' dream will be more robust. [climbs butterfly castle and raises her head right peeks in the cloud and just floats on her backside in the large ocean until she hits Moon' boat]
Moon: I've got you now, you slippery demon! [inside the boat, she grips into a fishing rod] You're putting up a good fight, yes, you are. [Star hops into the boat]
Star: Whatcha doin', Mom?
Moon: I'm picking Mewi's pocket!
Star: What are you talking about?
Moon: I'm talking about cold hard flippin' jewels. [Moby crown appears from the water, caught on the fishing hook] It's the mighty Moby Crown! [Starts reeling in, making the Moby Crown come closer and closer.] Did you see her, Star? I got her! Here she comes! [Moby Crown starts spitting out diamond] There she blows!
Star: [laughs] Look, Mom. Diamond!
Moon: Never mind the small jewel, Star. Get the net!
Star: [grabs a small net] This one?
Moon: No, no, no, no, no! The Crown net! It's in my back pocket.
Star: [reaches into Moon' back pocket and pulls out a huge purse with Moon' license in it] Wow! You look real good with a mustache, Mom.
Moon: Never mind that, Star. Ready the net!
Star: [opens up the pure] Net ready, mom!
Moon: [pulls the crown out of the water and heaves it into the pure] I did it! [gets excited] I finally did it!
Star: Congratulations, Mom. [puts down the wallet to shake hands with her Mom, but the pure starts bouncing away toward the back of the boat]
Moon: No, Star! Don't let it go!
Star: Huh?
Moon: Get it, Star! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! [Star chases after it, but it hops off the back end of the boat]
Star: Hey! Hey! I...!
Moon: No! [crown hops out of wallet and jumps like a dolphin away in the ocean]
Star: [grins nervously as Moon glares at her] This'll make a great fish story, eh, Mom?
Moon: Oh, Star...
Star: Yes, Mom?
Moon: [ties Star up with a rope tied to a plunger sticking out of a gun] You're grounded! [Fires the gun, shooting the plunger and tossing Star with it]
Star: [screams as she gets shot out of the dream cloud and into Ludo's dream on a building. The plunger is stuck onto a building.] Ooh! Hey, Ludo's dreaming about Mewi.
Ludo: Zap! [zaps a building near Star and the other Mewi people come running out] I see you. [stomps up to another building, twenty times the size of his normal self] Zap! [shoots a green laser with his wand]
Mewi man: Ow!
Ludo: I see you. Zap!
Star: Ludo! [tries to get herself untied from the rope around her ankle]
Ludo: I see you... [Star gets untied and drops to the ground] Zap! [zaps and disintegrates the building that Star was on, then walks to Butterfly Castle. People continue to scream in panic] Oh look, it's the Butterfly Castle, home of the Butterfly Castle. [stomps on it] Crush! [walks off]
Star: This isn't a dream! This is a nightmare!
Laser Puppies: whimpering!
Star: [Stops and looks. Appears more and more worried.] Laser Puppies! Laser Puppies! No!
Laser Puppies: whimpering! [Ludo still coming towards Laser Puppies making giant step sounds]
Ludo: Here, doggy, doggy, doggy.
Star: Puppies! [jumps over to Ludo and hugs them] I've got you, Laser Puppies!
Ludo: Peek-a-boo, here comes my foot! [steps on Star and Laser Puppies] Yeah! Huh? [lifts his foot from pain] Yow!
Star: [looking like a thumbtack] I think he's got the point. [laughs]
Ludo: [starts shrinking] Waaaaaah! [as he screams his voice gets higher and higher until he goes back to his normal, puny size.] [Immediately after Ludo goes back to normal size, three burnt Mewi peoples with black smoke: walk up to Ludo looking mad]
Ludo: Well, I guess I've got some explaining to do, huh? [Burned Mewi man lifts his foot to step on him]
Ludo: No. No, no, no! Not the face! [gets squished. Wakes up screaming and his dream cloud pops, making dream Star fall to the ground]
Star: Ooh! [Star walks back to the Diaz's home into her own dream cloud where her real self is still sleeping] Ah, that was fun and all, but it's good to be back in my own dream cloud. [goes to sleep] Ah... [wakes up after hearing her friends voices and faces hovering around his head]
Brittney: [her head starts circling Star] Star! [The heads of Moon, Jackie, Brittney, Laser Puppies, Ludo, and Marco start surrounding Star]
Heads of Star's friends: Star!
Star: [tossing and turning in her sleep] What do you want from me? Leave me alone! No, no... No, no, no, no, no, no! [Moon nudges and taps Star and she wakes up.]
Moon: Star! Star: [screams, then sees her friends, except Marco, standing around her bed looking irritated] Hey, what are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party? [Scene now shows Brittney, Moon, Jackie, Laser Puppies, and Ludo, who all look angry at Star.]
Brittney: No! We are not having a slumber party!
Jackie: Do us all a favor, Star, and stay out of our dreams!
All except Marco: [grumble in agreement]
Ludo: Take a hike!
Brittney: Don't we get enough of you during the day?
Laser Puppy: [angrily] Arf!
Marco: [walks in] Does anyone have a quarter? [all stare at Marco]