(Salty, Gerber, Mikey, and Pastey: I DO NOT MEAN THE ACTUAL PEOPLE! I MEAN THEIR BOISONAS ONLY!)
One day,in the studio recording, Mikey, Gerber, and Pastey were just talking and hanging out at the table after a long day of recording a new video of HYHA. Salty ran towards the boys from the exit.
Salty: GUYS! YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND. COME!
The manly boys were confused. What did Salty find? They all followed Salty to the exit door that was at the back of the table. When they got outside, Salty pointed to what looked like a dirty, abandoned spaceship.
Mikey: What… Is that?
Salty: It's cool right? Do you guys wanna bet that it can work?
Pastey: I don't think it's gonna work, salty.
Salty: It will work! I think…
Gerber: Is that shit stain on the bottom?
Gerber pointed at the bottom of the spaceship. Though, it was actually not a shit stain Gerber, you dumb fuck.
Salty: Just help me take this inside.
Pastey: Salty, it's not gonna fit in the studio.
Salty decided to kick the spaceship for shits and giggles, like he always does, then something happened. The spaceship started flashing its lights over and over again.
Salty: WOAH WHAT THE FUCK?!
Then the spaceship started to make random noises. The spaceship's lid opened and all the buttons started to light up all together.
Mikey: What did you do, Salty?
Salty: I don't know, all I did was just kicked it.
In the spaceship, there were 4 seats and a shit ton of buttons, and a steering wheel in front of the left seat. Salty turned on the engine of the spaceship.
Salty: You know guys… A little ride wouldn't hurt… Right?
Pastey: I don't know if this is a good idea…
Mikey: What if it explodes and uh we all die?
Salty: Mikey! What if we meet Hatsune Miku?
Mikey: Okay I'm listening…
Gerber: I guess like maybe one ride wouldn't be so bad though.
Salty: Yeah! One ride and that's it! Got it?
They all got in the spaceship. Salty sat behind the steering wheel and Pastey sat next to him while the other two seated at the back of the spaceship.
Mikey: Okay start driving! I wanna see my queen miku!
Salty: Hold on! Let me just figure it out first.
Gerber: Are you sure you can drive this?
Salty: Uhhh, Yeah! Mhm! Definitely.
Salty accidently pushed on the "Transportation" button. It opened a portal with vibrant colors and sucked them into it. They all screamed while Salty tried to pull the steering wheel towards him to go back, but it didn't work.
Salty: OKAY CALM DOWN GUYS! I CAN FIX THIS!
Mikey: SALTY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?
Salty: I DON'T KNOW OKAY?
Salty didn't know what to do. He pressed all of the buttons but none of them worked. Then yet again, he accidently pressed a big red button that teleports them to a different universe. The spaceship drove faster by itself than it did before. They all screamed and didn't know what to do. They were helpless. Then the spaceship went to another portal. They fall down into that portal and crash down in a room. The lid opened above them and the engine stopped. Salty opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling.
Salty: groans Wha… What happened? Are you guys okay?
He looked down to where MIkey, Gerber, and Pastey were at. They all groan after what had just happened.
Salty then looks up and sees a scared child, with horizontal striped pajamas and holding a stuffed bear. He looked like he was six or maybe even seven and also looked like he had never even slept in days.
Salty: H-hey there kid…
Salty waved at the kid.
?: Squee!
Salty: O-oh! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you.
?: DADDY!
The rest of the boys got up from the yell wondering where it was coming from, until they saw the little kid.
Salty: SHHH! U-uh, don't worry! We won't hurt you!
?: W-who are you? Are you aliens?
Salty: N-no! At least I think to you…
Pastey: Salty I think we should leave…
Mikey: Hey guys, where's hatsune Miku?
Salty: Hey uh, kid, I know this is weird to ask, but where are we?
?: Um, You're in my room.
Salty: Oh! This… Just got weird…
?: Um are you gonna leave?
Salty: Um, yeah. What is your name? My name is Salty, that guy with the beanie is Pastey, the one with glasses is Gerber, and the one who asked if Hatsune Miku is Mikey.
?: Todd, but a lot of people call me Squee sometimes. Especially my crazy neighbor Nny.
Salty: Squee huh? Well, nice to meet you! Nice uh, bear?
Squee(Todd): His name is Schmee. He says that you guys are… weird.
Gerber: Well that wasn't really a nice kid.
Squee(Todd): That wasn't me! That was Schmee!
Gerber: Uh, okay?
Mikey: Have you heard of Hatsune Miku?
Squee(Todd): Who's that?
Mikey: Geez! What year is this anyway?
Squee(Todd): Um… 1995?
Salty: Holy shit! We went far back! Okay guys, let's go back.
Salty tried starting the engine, but it broke down. He then tried to press different buttons on the ship, but to no use. Salty gave up and slam his hand on the random buttons
Salty: DAMN IT- OW! Fuck… Oh, sorry about those languages, Squee. They slipped out.
Squee(Todd): Are you going to stay here? Because I don't think my parents are able to let you guys sleep here. Unless, if I lied that you guys are my friend, but maybe not.
Salty: N-no… We'll just leave. It was nice meeting you
Mikey: See ya kid! And your teddy bear looks cool too.
Squee(Todd): Schmee, say thank you!
Mikey: You're welcome!
Salty: Hey sorry to ask, but could you walk us down to the front door? Sorry.
Squee(Todd): Um, okay.
The boys went down stairs and followed behind Squee who was leading them to the front door.
Squee(Todd): There it is. Be quiet or my parents will hear.
Salty: Okay, thanks Squee.
Squee proceeds to unlock the door for the boys. He puts Schmee in his other arm to be able to open the door for the boys.
Salty: Hey, thanks a lot Squee. See ya!
Squee(Todd): Bye, Salty and friends.
They all said bye to Squee while they walked out of his house. Squee closed the door after all of them walked out. The boys scan the entire neighbor with their own eyes.
They now have to learn how to live in this new world they're in until they find a new why to go back home.