Where's Ronald?

by Pinkabounce46

Welcome to the wonderful world of McDonaldsland! Where some burgers and some fries can walk and talk like regular people! A whimsical world of magic and opportunity. But all of that changed when their beloved town hero, the magical clown Ronald McDonald, vanished without a trace! Now, it's up to the citizens to figure out what happened and bring their friend home!

4. The Mac Tonight Club

Short Version

Soft, jazzy piano music was in the background, a familiar crescent head bopping along to the beat as a tray slid into view. There was a Big Mac box, a large fry, and a Large drink on it.

The Box opened, and the message "Tonight, let's chill together- Ronald" was etched into the lid of the box.

The words: Now Serving the Mac Tonight Special! Big Mac meals are 5% off after 5 pm. Appear.

Then a smooth voice sang, "Oh Ronald McDonald, Where have you been?"

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Long Version

The words Mac Tonight in bright yellow neon lights glowed over the little club like a star. We entered the club's doors, and it was hopping. Living tomatoes, pickles, and a head of lettuce all dotted the booths. Soft, jazzy piano music soon broke into the hum of conversation. Two humans, one was the Hamburgler and the other was the Captain. They sat in the corner as a moon-headed man belted out a cover of Strange Fruit.

Hamburgler muttered, "That fool Mac really thinks he can lure out Ronald with his piano playing?"

Captain shushed Hamburgler and said, "Don't be disrespectful. You know how he gets."

Hamburgler sighed, "What are we doing here anyway?"

Captain reached into his coat and pulled out a bag of food. And a large drink.

Hamburgler looked so mad, but he was physically unable to act as Captain set up a tray with the food. The Hamburgler tried, writhing in his seat, but his striped suit was practically glued to his slumped seat as The Captain got ready to deliver the message to Mac.

Then Mac's music changed to "Mac Tonight," and the Hamburgler was able to break out of his odd, invisible restraints and attack the box. He took it for himself and was about to split. The Captain pounced on him. The Hamburgler and the Captain got into a fight.

Then Mac's smooth voice sang, "Oh Ronald McDonald, Where have you been?"

The fight got so bad that Mac stopped playing his music and turned to the two fighting. The two of them suddenly stopped. Hamburgler again struggled to move. Desperately trying to keep the box away from him. Mac then took the Big Mac box from the Hamburgler. He then opened the Box, and a small smile spread across his face. He moved his shades away from his face to wipe a few tears from his eyes.

"Tonight, let's chill together- Ronald," was etched into the lid of the box.

The Captain let the Hamburgler go, and the stripped antagonist rushed out of the club. Frustration boiling. Mac went back to playing his jazz on his piano a bit cheerier now. The Captain was listening patiently.