It's morning. Nobody has woken up yet, except for Salty. He actually just slept for an hour because of what Nny was doing last night. Salty didn't want to get up, he was scared that if he opened the door, Nny would run towards him and stab him with a large ass knife.
Mikey woke up and stretched his arms.
Mikey: Hey, Salty. How are ya?
Salty: Mikey, I'm slowly gonna go insane if we don't leave this house immediately.
Mikey: Cuz of what you heard? I'm still wondering why you say that there is a PillsBury Dough thing.
Salty: BECAUSE THERE IS!
Mikey: Okay, chill!
Salty notices that Pastey is slowly opening his eyes. He scooted over to Pastey.
Salty: Pss! Pastey!
Pastey looks up to Salty while Salty stares at him back, menacingly.
Pastey: What?
Salty: Okay so last night, Nny was talking to random things, or himself I guess. They all had the same voice as Nny, but different tones, um, then I saw a PillsBury Dough doll thingy.
Pastey: What?
Pastey was confused about what Salty was saying. He thought that maybe Salty was fucking with him.
Pastey: Mikey, is he lying to me?
Mikey: Surprisingly, no.
Pastey: Okay.
Mikey: Wait, no, he is, I lied.
Mikey said with a smirk across his face.
Salty: MIKEY.
Mikey: What? I didn't do anything!
Gerber then wakes up from his sleep.
Gerber: Oh. Hey guys.
Salty: Gerber!
Salty walks over towards him. Gerber's face had that "what the fuck, I just got here" look.
Salty: Okay, so this is fucking crazy, I-
Mikey: He heard noises from Nny and saw a PillsBury Dough with red eyes.
Salty looked at Mikey like he was about to attack him.
Salty: First of all, yes I did hear Nny taking something or someone. Second, I did see a PillsBury Dough, but it didn't have red eyes.
Gerber: Okay, what the fuck are you talking about?
Salty: I'm saying that-
Before Salty could say anything else, they all heard a knock at the door. Salty was paranoid and didn't want to open the door because of what happened. Mikey decided to open the door because he was just closer to it anyway. Mikey opens it and it is Nny. Nny had a big grin and had his hands behind his back.
Nny: Why hello there! Hope you guys had a goodnight sleep!
Salty: Yes we did…
Nny: That's great!
Mikey: Did you get a goodnight sleep?
Nny: Oh no, I never sleep! I have hatred for sleeping. Alot. Anyway, I have something for you guys!
Salty looked frightened. He thinks that Nny will kill him and his friends.
Nny pulls out a bouquet of blue, red, white, and yellow-ish roses cramped together. Few of the roses looked dry, they looked like they were never watered before.
Nny: What do you guys think? Do ya like it?
Salty: It looks… Wonderful.
Nny glared at Salty like he offended him. It looked like he was like a cat about to attack their owner if they didn't give them their food on time. The fellas notice it.
Pastey: What he means is that it looks very pretty.
Pastey looked at Nny with a big smile.
Mikey: Yeah, it looks cool like um, you dude!
Nny: I. AM NOT. COOL!
Nny slams down the dead-looking roses on the floor and proceeds to start stomping on it over and over again.
Nny: I WILL NEVER BE COOL! FUCK! I FUCKING HATE BEING COOL TO OTHERS!
All the other guys stared at Nny while he kept stomping on the flowers.
Nny: puff huff huff…
Nny then looks at the flowers that he crushed his black boots with.
Nny: Oh, um, hey sorry about that.
He then picks up the crushed flowers and brushes some dust off of them.
Nny: Here ya go guys! Hope you guys love my welcoming gift! I found it at a store. The cashier kept telling me to get the fuck out of the store because it was 12am, so then I shot him out of my misery. Heh heh. Please accept my gift!
The guys stood there, frozen, like they were statues. They didn't know if they should take the gift out of Nny's hand. Nny gave the rose to Mikey since he was the closest towards him.
Nny: Well, I'm off to go somewhere. Just don't go down to the basement, okay?
Mikey: O-okay…
Nny walked out of the main door and closed behind him.
Mikey: What the fuck was that…
Salty: Okay, we need to get the fuck out of here immediately.
Mikey: What's in his basement?
Salty: MIKEY.
Mikey: What? I wasn't even gonna go down there!
?: HELP! HELP ME!
Mikey steps into the room with the other guys after they all heard that.
?: Please… SAVE US!
Salty peaked to see who was making the noises. All he saw was the basement down slightly open.
Salty: Yes…?
?: Hey! Can you hear us?
A different voice appeared.
Salty: Yes we can!
?: Hurry up and save us, idiot!
Another different voice appeared, but sounded like they were frustrated. And mean.
Salty: Um… But the guy said to-
?: WHO CARES? JUST GET US ALREADY!
Salty: Um, okay we will be there!
Salty turned to look at his buddies.
Salty: Should we?
He whispers.
Pastey: Well, you already said it.
Salty: But what if he finds out?
Pastey: Look, we're already gonna die here.
Salty: True, true…
?: HEY, COME ON!
Salty took a deep breath and slowly walked towards the basement door. He grabs the doorknob and opens it fully. He looks at Mikey, Gerber, and Pastey, who were peeking out of the door.
Salty: Come on!
Salty whispers at them.
They walked towards Salty one by one. Saty then walked down the basement while the rest followed him.
Salty: Where are you?
?: We are all tied up with chains!
Pastey: Would you mind describing the room you are in?
?: Um…
?: THERE'S A TABLE WITH TOOLS!
?: Yes! Half of us are dead and… And…
?: THERE'S RATS EVERYWHERE!
?: Ugghh…mmghh…
?: And there's someone with a… um, a knife in their head.
Salty: Okay! We are coming! Just hold on okay!
They made it down stairs and found a a table with skulls on it. They didn't know if it was actual human bones. They found a door in front of it. They open the door to find a hallway. A long hallway. Mikey found a door on his right. He walked towards it and opened it.
Mikey: WHAT THE FUCK!
They all looked at Mikey.
Pastey: What is it?
Mikey then slowly points at what he saw. They all huddled around him and-
Salty: What… The actual fuck…
What they saw was a dead body with their insides open. Maggots and rats inside of their body. The maggots were eating insides, especially his juicy, bloody organs.
Salty: Come on let's go!
They wall sprinted towards the end where another door is at. Pastey opens it this time and founded stairs.
Gerber: Oh you gotta be kidding me. Stairs?
They all run down the stairs. Almost tripping on some steps, but were able to keep themselves up. There's another hallway, but this time there were four doors. Two on their right and two door all the way down the hallway.
Salty: Where are you?
?: Wait… Hold on…
They heard a loud bang on the second door on their right.
Salty: Was that you?
?: What else do you think that was, god? NO!
?: SHUT UP! YES WE ARE HERE!
They all ran towards the second door. Salty trying to open the door.
Salty: The door won't open!
?: Try breaking it!
Salty: There's nothing to break this door down with!
Mikey: Let me try!
Mikey pushes Salty out of the way and begins to punch the door. He kept doing it over and over again until his fist was bruised.
Mikey: FUCK! God my fist hurts…
Salty: No shit!
?: Please hurry up!
?: My head hurts!
?: THERE'S A RAT IN MY ASS!
Salty: It's okay! Just stay calm!We'll figure this out!
Then they heard footsteps. Someone was coming down the stairs. They all looked at each other. Salty continued trying to open the door.
Salty: Hang on!
?: HURRY THE FUCK UP!
Pastey: We should go already!
?: Well, what do we have here?
Salty: NNY?
They all turned around to see Nny, but all they saw was two PillsBury Dough that were made out of foam.
?: All of you motherfuckers shut up!
Mikey: Who the fuck are you guys…?
?: I am Psycho DoughBoy. And that thing over there is-
?: Mr. Eff.
Mikey: Oh god… Why are y'all so ugly?
Mr. Eff: How about you shut the fuck up!
Gerber: Are you guys… Real?
Psycho Doughboy: For me, I do not wish to be real. However, this asshole does, but that doesn't matter at this moment. You know about Johnny?
Salty: Yes… We know about Nny.
Psycho Doughboy: You know it's interesting that you guys didn't even notice about the wall that is painted blood? Where the main entry is at?
Pastey: That's blood?
Mikey: We just thought that it was just normal red paint…?
Psycho Doughboy: Oh, you… uh, what are you things?
Salty: Um… We just call ourselves Boiso-
Psycho Doughboy: Oh it doesn't matter. Now, would you care to give us your blood to feed our master?
Salty: Um… why?
Mr. Eff: So we can become real!
Gerber: Is no an option?
Psycho Doughboy: Well, yes, but we need to feed our master. I want to make my master proud again! Yes, I do know that when Nny accidentally killed himself one time, our master escaped from the wall! Our master even decapitated Mr. Eff and let me live, but since it came back and I guess the "new" thing who is named Reverend Meat or something, we were brought back and given another chance, well, Given Mr. Eff another chance actually.
The guys stared at him with confusion in their eyes. SHould they be scared? Should they laugh at this pathetic PillsBury dough doll thing? They didn't know for sure.
?: Hey! Come on!
Mr. Eff: You shut up!
Mr. Eff then kicks the door with his numby feet.
Psycho Doughboy: Well, Care to give us-
Gerber kicked Psycho Doughboy down on his flat back. He then picked up Mr. Eff and slam him down next to Psycho Doughboy.
Gerber: Shut the fuck up!
Just then, Nny appeared.
Nny: What are you guys doing? Haven't I said to never go down into the basement?
They all looked up at Nny. Nny was holding two bags of groceries in both of his arms. Salty, Pastey, Gerber, Mikey were all terrified, except for course, Psycho Doughboy and Mr. Eff.