Sad NOLel & Jin vs Tsubaki
Jin: "Come on Tsu, cut me some slack; I haven't insulted her for a whole hour."
Miffed Tsu: "Is that a new Personal Best?"
Ragna vs Radio Nu
Ragna: "Girl on the phone keeps ringing back."
"Knows where I get my shirts and where I get my pants"
"Where I get my trousers where I get socks"
Scared Ragna vs Happy Radio Nu
"My leg measurements and the size of my cock."
Terumi vs Everyone Else
Terumi: "You call this 'Severely Outnumbered'."
Happy Battle Stance Terumi: "I call this 'A Target Rich Environment'!"
Relius vs Defeated Carl
Relius: "So what was it about the Namertag "Foo Kim Yung" that didn't scream out "Paedophile" to you?"
Jin vs Ragna
Ragna: "So do you know Joe Biden's middle name?"
Jin: "Robinette."
Ragna: "Robinette what?"
Blue Tit vs Robin Redbreast
Tit: "Robinette MA FUCKIN SEEDS"
Robin: "FUCK OFF YA TIT! ROBIN MA SEEDS!"
(BOATS)
Relius vs Hazama
Hazama: "I've taken up Fencing."
Relius: You!? Fencing!? The only thing I could ever see you fencing is contraband."
Susanoo vs Amane, Bullet & Platinum
Sue: "Fashion Victims-"
Battle Stance Susanoo vs Scared Amane, S Bullet & S Platinum
Sue: "-about to become Murder Victims."
Dr Litchi, Kokonoe & Carl vs Trinity
Carl: "We're all in in agreement that you look better without glasses."
Dr Litchi, Kokonoe & Carl vs Sad Trinity
Carl: "Which is why we've all taken ours off."
Battle Stance Hakumen vs Hazama
Hazama: "Trust me, the Snusnu Unit's overrated. "
Hakumen: "It granted me unmatchable power! Made me the greatest in the world!"
Hazama: "And to think all I needed was the hat..."
Sad Makoto vs Noel
Makoto: "(sigh) I'll never get all this work done in time. Guess I'll just have to bite the bullet."
Noel: "Is this before or after it's been through someone else's brain?"
Happy Ragna vs Defeated Hakumen
Ragna: "You know what I love about here? So many wide open spaces."
(+ Black Beast)
Haku: "You know what I hate about here? Far too many wide open spaces surrounded by teeth."
Makoto & Litchi vs Taokaka & Bullet
Litchi: "It's just a pity that guys only pay any of us any real attention for one reason."
Makoto: "Tell me about it. Any kind of social gathering may as well be titled 'An Evening With Vay Hek'."
(+ Happy Vay Hek)
Vay Hek: "LOOK BROTHERS! TITS! HAHAHAHAHA!"