Happy Noel: "Hi, I'm Delia Smith and today I'm going to teach you how to cook Something rather special for your Christmas Dinner."
"Grenades."
Neutral Noel: "Now I cannot iterate this strongly enough the importance of properly cooked Grenaces. Improperly cooked Greandes are lethal."
Smirking Noel: "That said, properly cooked Grenades are just as lethal. Just to them, and not to you."
Tager & Kokonoe vs Defeated Amane
Angry Kokonoe: "I mean what exactly is the point of Influencers. Are they just to scared, too egotistical or too lazy to hold down a real job?"
Koko: "Anyway, Mr Nishiki here will serve as my application for my Public Commendation for Services To Broadcasting."
Tager: "How is this Services To Broadcasting?"
Happy Kokonoe: "Because I've just prevented him from broadcasting."
Lambda: "University of Oxford biophysicist Sylvia McLain, writing for The Guardian, says that while the Darwin Awards are "clearly meant to be funny", they do not accurately represent how genetics work, further noting that "'smart' people do stupid things all the time"."
Happy Aside Glace Lambda: "Like read The Guardian."
Ed: You're fired.
Hazama vs Jin
Hazama: "So, Training Exercise went exactly as expected?"
Jin: "Yep. We ran the numbers; the shot had a probability of success of 99% and Noel still somehow managed to miss."
Jin: "OpFor were able to rush our position and within 10 seconds everyone's dead."
Happy Aside Glance Jin vs Happy Teruzama
J & T: "That's XCOM, baby!"
Bang vs Rachel
Rachel: "When someone raises a toast to someone it usually involves more wine and less bread."
Defeated Noel & Shocked Makoto vs Trollzama
Makoto: "When someone mentions dunking soldiers it usually involves more Boiled Eggs and less Waterboarding."
Drunk Happy Kagura vs DH Hibiki
Kagura: "Like the Nasuverse I possess Mystic Eyes Of Depth Perception! Or if you prefer, Beer Goggles!"
Hibiki: "Oh please! Its Madeira Pez-Nez.!"
Dr Litchi vs Rachel
Litchi: "Look Mrs Calendar I understand it's tradition in your family to give the kids Punny Names."
Dr Litchi vs Rachel, Ragna & Jin
Litchi: "But did you really have to call your boys Julian and Gregorian?"
(+ Noel)
Litchi: "And your daughter Pin-Up?"
Nine vs Jubei & Kokonoe
Nine: "Oh god. Yet another missing Russian Sub."
Kokonoe: "Well, it is October."
(BOATS)
Ragna vs Hakumen & Izayoi
Ragna: " I guess we'd best surrender..."
Hakumen: "Surrender is the worst thing we can do! They despise humans and all forms of humanoid life. "
Hakumen: "They believe you to be the vermin of the universe, Dark One."
Shocked Izayoi: "Didn't even know they'd met him."
Taokaka, Platinum & Carl vs Trinity
Trinity: "So which sweet would you like this Halloween?"
Carl: "I'll have a Flake please."
Happy Carl: "Hey, you are what you eat."