The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!

by Vgn Golley

Abandoned in a forest by a group of wizards, a Human/Demon Hybrid baby boy was later found by an old man named Gohan, who had taken care of him and another boy that had fallen from the stars for a few years before getting killed, which left the boys orphans and alone until they were found by a blue-haired girl named Bulma as their lives changed forever! Full summary in 1 chapter.

21. TAOSRITWODB: S4-EP2

Hey, guys. Welcome to the next chapter of The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, and the OC Blizzard belongs entirely to che9655 while the OCs Basil and Thong belong to drakin6345 entirely.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

{The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Season 4, Episode 2: The Return of Team Dragon Ball!/The End of the Red Ribbon Army!}

"So that lousy Mercenary Tao has finally started moving again, huh? Nice, we should have the Dragon Balls soon." Commander Red says with a smug grin on his face as we cue back to the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters, and we see him and Staff Officer Black studying their Supercomputer Dragon Radar as the commander then holds out two fingers and his employee, thinking that they were playing a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, held up his clenched fist, confusing his boss as he glared at him in annoyance.

"Oh, Scissors beat Rock, sir."

"I'm not playing a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors with you, dumbass! I'm asking for a cigar!" Commander Red snapped angrily as Staff Officer Black winced and sweated nervously as he then reached behind him to pull out a cigar and gave it to his boss as Commander Red scoffed and rolled his eyes dryly.

"You may have a large body but you sure can't say the same for your brain." Commander Red insulted while lighting his cigar and smoking it, oblivious to the fact that Staff Officer Black glared at him resentfully as he clenched his fists to try and calm down his temper.

"I'm going to betray you so fucking hard." An angry Staff Officer Black thought to himself with a huff as he then calmed down and turned to his boss. "Just to be safe, sir, shall I send a large number of people there to help out Mercenary Tao against the kids?"

"There's no need. Mercenary Tao alone is more than enough." Commander Red said arrogantly as Staff Officer Black frowned doubtfully, not thinking that was a good idea since the kids were able to survive Mercenary Tao's attack three days ago, but decided not to say anything about it as he sighed heavily.

"Very well, sir..."

~[The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Theme Song]~

Find the Dragon Balls! Look out for them all!

You can search around the world with me.

Gotta heed the call of magic Dragon Balls!

Deep in Mount Pazou, we see Goku and Ramji standing in place with the sun shining behind them brightly as the Son Brothers had their arms wrapped around each other with smirks on their faces as they suddenly gasped at the sight of their Grandfather's Dragon Ball floating in front of them as it then zoomed off into the air with the rest of the Dragon Balls flying after it as Ramji and Goku looked on in awe/amazement.

What a great adventure this will be!

You can climb on board, 'cause the Nimbus and Magic Carpet doesn't wait!

A fantastic journey for your dreams — a thrilling mystery!

The Son Brothers could be seen falling from the sky as Goku twirled around his extended glowing Power Pole and Ramji had his seal-tattooed arms stretched out ten times their usual length as a grinning Goku swung his magical weapon at the readers and Ramji threw a couple of extendo-punches at the fourth wall before each of them crashed landed on the Nimbus and Magic Carpet as they flew off into the air while doing a couple of loop-de-loops in mid-air as the young and powerful teenagers laughed joyfully.

Through the fires of time, they've waited patiently.

When all seven balls you find, the Dragon is set free.

Rising, rising, mesmerizing, unbridled ecstasy.

A couple of brief images of a pair of serious and glaring Goku and Ramji in fighting poses could be seen flashing across the screen as we then see Good Launch preparing some lunch for the boys in the kitchen of Kame House and a pervertedly laughing Master Roshi can be seen watching some porn on the TV as an annoyed Blizzard scolded his Old Master for watching something so scandalous with his Students living inside of his home as a grinning Krillin sneaked past them and made his way to the kitchen to try and steal some delicious food, but after accidentally bumping against Good Launch and causing her to fall face first onto a pot filled with flour, the Young Girl lifts up her head as she sniffled a bit and sneezed loudly, morphing her into her Bad Launch Form as she growled angrily and turned to glare at Krillin, who quivered in fear as he screamed panickedly and turned around to run away as Bad Launch pulled out her gun and started firing multiple rounds of bullets at the Bald-Headed Child as Basil and Thong walked by while talking to each other friendiedly as they then spotted the situation...and shrugged as the Earth Prince and the Purple-Haired Teenager turned around to walk away.

Radiant and shining, hidden somewhere in the field,

Luminous and blinding, with your desire revealed.

Ramji and everyone else could only look on in pure shock and awe as all of the seven Dragon Balls were finally joined together and proceeded to glow brightly as a massive burst of yellow light occurred and began slowly shaping itself into a humungous green magical dragon as it lets out an impressive loud roar that rang out across the wide area around them.

Ageless, timeless, what you'll find is beyond belief!

Let's try, try, try, look high and low!

Search the sky and the sea below!

Let's try, try, try, seize the day,

And make new friends along the way!

The Son Brothers could be seen flying through the sky on their respective flying companions with Launch riding around with Ramji while Krillin rode with Goku as the group turned to each other and grinned widely as Goku and Ramji shared a high five before letting out a couple of excited cheers while Krillin smirked widely and Launch giggled behind her hand as the gang began racing each other across a large volley of giant mountains and laughed as they zoomed across the air at incredibly fast speeds.

Find the Dragon Balls! Look out for them all!

Come and hunt those Dragon Balls with me.

A glaring, red-eyed Goku could be seen roaring at the top of his lungs as he transformed into his Great Ape Form while in the middle of the World Martial Arts Tournament, and Great Ape Goku growled threateningly as Bulma, Thong, Oolong, and Puar can be seen staring up at him in pure shock and worry as a glaring Ramji, a scowling Blizzard, and a disguised Master Roshi can be seen standing in front of the Transformed Saiyan Boy bravely, ready to confront him as Krillin, Launch, Basil, and Yamcha can be seen standing on the sidelines concernedly.

Gotta heed the call of magic Dragon Balls!

Growing serious, Ramji could be seen flying through the air at high speeds after having the Magic Carpet wrapped around his neck as a glaring Goku floated beside him on the Flying Nimbus, and Bad Launch and Blizzard floated beside them with the help of their KIs as we see them arriving at the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters and wasted no time in attacking it by having Ramji activate his Third Seal: Fire by tapping the seal on his neck as it glows a bright bloody red color, and holds out his arms as a big ball of red flames appears between his hands with the ball of red flames growing more and more powerful as Goku and Blizzard stretched out his arms and two faint auras of blue and purple KI covered their bodies as, once he had finished gathering up a lot of their dormant KIs stored within their bodies, the Saiyan Boy and the Frost Demon then slowly cupped his hands together with a couple of fierce and determined glares on their faces as the Alien Duo drawed their cupped hands close to their sides and two big balls made out of Blue and Purple KI appeared between their hands as they started growing more and more and more and more and more powerful until they were able to finish charging them up as Bad Launch reached behind her to pull out a comically huge rocket launcher, and Ramji fired a huge stream of red flames that flew through the air as it slowly formed into the shape of a Dragon's head and Goku and Blizzard thrusted their arms forward as they shot out a huge stream of powerful beam of blue and purple energy as Bad Launch fired a huge rocket and Team Dragon Ball's fiery, energy, and rocket attacks flew over to collide against the Red Ribbon Headquarters as a huge explosion occurred that either brutally killed them, vaporized their bodies from non existence, gave them five degrees burns, blow them up into a billion of bloodied pieces, or heavily injured them as they flew down to continue attacking the Red Ribbon Army with a couple of furious glares on their faces.

What a great adventure this will be!

Set a course for action, adventure doesn't wait!

A fantastic journey for your dreams — a thrilling mystery!

A smiling Ramji could be seen sitting on Magic Carpet, which was floating in mid-air as Goku rested on his lap and leaned against his older brother's chest as their friends appeared and could be seen cheering from the white sandy beaches of the Kame House down below as Ramji, Goku, Good and Bad Launch, Master Roshi, Krillin, Basil, Thong, and Blizzard turned to the camera to give the readers a big excited smile as they all waved enthusiastically and laughed wholeheartedly.

~[The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Theme Song Over]~

"It's been three days..." A worried Upa says while staring up at Korin's Tower as he sighs heavily. "...I wonder if Ramji and the others made it to the top by this point," Upa says before hearing a familiar faint whistling sound ranging out across the area as he grows worried yet serious and whirls around to see Mercenary Tao flies straight towards him, causing the young boy to jump away as the pillar crashed down into the ground, creating a big crater around him, as Tao then slowly turned to smirk at Bora's Son sinisterly. "Y-You killed my father!"

"Yes, I killed many fathers, including the father of my weak little niece. Now, there were two more Dragon Balls here. Give them to me." Mercenary Tao says just as a tearful and angry Upa tosses the axe that he had been carrying over to the World's Greatest Assassin, only for him to move his head to avoid the attack, as Tao then runs over to grab Upa by his neck and raised him up into the air with a menacing glare on his face. "It would seem you didn't hear me! Speak up! Where are the Dragon Balls?!"

"I-I'd never tell you!"

"If you don't tell me, I'll kill you right here! I'm not bluffing!" Mercenary Tao threatened as Upa teared up but continued glaring down at him angrily as he growled angrily. "You're a stubborn little runt! In that case, I shall kill you since that is what you want!" Mercenary Tao screamed while tossing Upa up into the air as he screamed panickedly and was about to fall down to his death, but then-

"I got you!" A familiar female voice rang out as Mercenary Tao glanced up and was shocked to see Good Launch and Blizzard flying down towards them with a smirking Ramji and Goku wrapping their left arm and tail around the pole of Korin of Tower as they began spinning around rapidly and the blue-haired girl flew over to catch Upa in her arms before flying over to land down on the ground safely as the Frost Demon did the same and the Human/Demon Teenage Hybrid and the Saiyan Boy spun around to then let go of Korin's Tower as they launched themselves over to front flip to land on the ground with a couple of soft grunts. "Did you miss us, Upa?"

"What the-Ramji! Goku! Launch! Blizzard! You guys are here!" Upa says, extremely happy and beaming, as Mercenary Tao narrows his eyes over them stoically.

"So, you kids really did survive! How intriguing!"

"Did you guys make it to the top of Korin's Tower?! Did you drink the Sacred Water?!" A hopeful Upa asked as Ramji nodded with a big grin on his face.

"Yep, we did, and now we are stronger than ever before."

"Oh, this is great!" A happy Upa says as Team Dragon Ball smiled down at him warmly before glaring over at a stoic Mercenary Tao as they stepped forward.

"Now, Upa, you need to go and hide while we deal with Mercenary Tao," Blizzard says seriously as Upa nods and turns around to go over and hide inside his tent.

"As long as we have breaths in our bodies, we won't EVER let you kill anyone EVER again, Uncle." Good Launch says with a mocking tone as Mercenary Tao narrows his eyes angrily.

"You and your little friends have no idea how lucky you all are to be alive, much less talking. No one has ever survived my Dodon Ray. Your Parents didn't, kings and peasents alike didn't but you four did. Care to explain how?"

"I survived thanks to my Demonic Magical Black Armor."

"I survived thanks to my Grandpa's Four-Star Dragon Ball hidden in my GI."

"I survived thanks to my Two-Star Dragon Ball hidden in my tank top."

"I survived thanks to my Bio-Suit." Ramji, Goku, Good Launch, and Blizzard said in unison as Mercenary Tao hummed thoughtfully.

"I see. Just as I thought. Thanks to my carelessness, little niece, you and your friend were able to survive my Dodon Ray while your other friends got lucky thanks to their 'magic' and 'demonic' powers protecting them, but your luck has just run out. Miracles never happen twice, you know. You kids were fools to come back out so unconcernedly, so be good little kids and hand over the Two Dragon Balls, or would you prefer to die for real this time?"

"We'll never let you have them!" A glaring Ramji screamed as Good Launch nodded with a scowl on her pretty face.

"You won't be able to beat us up again, Uncle! We came prepared this time!"

"We will give you this one last chance, give us back our Two Dragon Balls and we promise that your death will be quick and painless, but if you don't, we will take them back by force and give you a brutal and agonizing death!" Blizzard threatened as Mercenary Tao laughed amusedly.

"Oh, you sad, ignorant fools! I shall put an end to your lives in just three seconds!" Mercenary Tao says while charging forward to kill them with a loud battle cry, but then-

"First, Second, and Third Seal...Elasticity, Black Armor, and Fire..." Ramji says while reaching up to tap the seals on his arms, shoulders, and neck as they glowed a bright bloody red color. "First and Second Seal...Elasticity and Black Armor...Extendo...Metal Punch!" Ramji exclaimed while stretching his left black metal-covered fist forward as it flew over to collide with Mercenary Tao's face, much to his shock as he was sent flying away with a pained scream and had a big bloodied bruise on the right side of his face.

"Jan Ken Fist: Rock...Paper...Scissors!" Goku screamed while zooming forward and then threw a strong punch at Mercenary Tao's stomach that equaled rock as he then threw an open palm strike up his chin that equaled paper, and the Saiyan Boy then poked the mercenary's eyes with his fingers that equaled scissors as the World's Greatest Assassin screamed in pain and was sent flying over to crash against Korin's Tower with a pained yelp as he had a big bruise on his stomach, chin, and gained red teary eyes.

"Good Launch...Black Leg...Demon Air Kick!" Good Launch shouted while spinning around and threw a fierce upward kick as she sent a big airwave that collided against Mercenary Tao's stomach, ripping apart the middle of his clothes and gaining a big bloody gash on it as he roared in agony.

"Frost Demon...Demon Rocket Launch!" Blizzard exclaimed while floating up into the air as he then charged himself forward and lowered his head as he collided against Mercenary Tao's chest, producing a big shockwave as the Frost Demon bounced back to land beside Team Dragon Ball, and a groaning Tao struggled to get up from the floor as he cradled his bruised chest.

"Whoa! Unbeliable!" A shocked Upa says as Goku grinned over at their foe smugly.

"Your three seconds are long over, by the way."

"What the hell?! Your movements are completely different than they were three days ago! How can this be?!" A shocked and angry Mercenary Tao asked as a smug-faced Good Launch pointed up at Korin's Tower.

"We weren't just sitting around and doing nothing in the past three days, Uncle. Ramji, Goku, Blizzard, and I climbed to the top of Korin's Tower and drank the Sacred Water, so our strength had increased immeasurably."

"Wait, Korin's Tower?! You stupid kids climbed to the top and drank the Sacred Water?! Impossible!"

"Yep, it took three days to climb up Korin's Tower, but it was worth it because when we made it there, Korin gave us the Sacred Water and we became way stronger than before." Ramji lied, wanting to keep Korin's secret to heart as Blizzard nodded with a big grin on his face.

"After that, we climbed/flew down Korin's Tower because we had an inkling that you would return back here to find the rest of our Dragon Balls. Plus, we wanted to get some revenge and kill you for murdering Launch's Parents and Upa's Dad."

"I see, so that's why those four are this strong now. I figured that the whole Sacred Water placed on top of Korin's Water was just an old myth, but to think that it was actually true. Things have become interesting. Maybe I'll do some light exercise to stay in good health." Mercenary Tao thought intriguingly as he then glared over at Team Dragon Ball and got into a fighting pose. "Come! Underestimate the strength of Mercenary Tao and you will find yourself in a world of pain!"

"Stop talking so much and come at me already!" An impatient Goku snapped as Mercenary Tao fumed.

"You foul little boy! I'm going to fight for real now and kill you!" Mercenary Tao screamed while rushing over to throw multiple punches and kicks at the Saiyan Boy, who was able to block all of his attacks as he noticed that while those attacks did hurt, they didn't hurt as much as they did three days ago and swiftly blocked Tao's punch with his knee, shocking him as he then backed away from the Saiyan Boy. "W-What?! You blocked my death punch with your knee!"

"Yep, it's all I need! Get it?! Knee!" Goku says as he and Team Dragon Ball share a laugh as an angry Mercenary Tao rushes over to begin throwing multiple fast and strong punches at them with Ramji and the others can block all of his attacks as they begin running around at superhuman speed.

"This is the exact opposite of their last fight three days ago! I can't believe it! Not only is the Sacred Water true, which I never doubted, but it really does increase a person's strength and power! How amazing!" A starry-eyed Upa says just as Team Dragon Ball and Mercenary Tao skids to a stop as the World's Greatest Assassin fumes furiously.

"That's it! Now it's my turn!" Mercenary Tao says as he rushes over to try and attack Team Dragon Ball, but then-

"Demon Talon Punches!" Ramji screamed while rushing forward with a giant red-eyed dark-red demon-like aura covering his body as he smirked devilishly and jumped up to deliver a swift kick to Mercenary Tao's head before leaping off from it as he whirled around in mid-air and landed on the ground as the Human/Demon Teenage Hybrid then ran forward and started moving his hands around in a complicated motion as he began delivering a multitude of punches and kicks all over his foe's body as he then sends him flying over to his Little Brother with a mighty kick to the World's Best Assassin's stomach.

"Hyper Monkey Attack!" Goku shouted while zooming forward with a giant red-eyed brown monkey-like aura covering his body as he smirked mischievously and jumped up to deliver a swift kick to Mercenary Tao's chest before leaping off from it as he whirled around in mid-air and landed on the ground as the Saiyan Boy then ran forward and started moving his hands around in a complicated motion as he began delivering a multitude of punches and kicks all over his foe's body as he then sends him flying over to his big brother's girlfriend with a mighty tailwhip to the World's Best Assassin's back.

"Good Launch...Black Leg...Hellish Kicks!" Good Launch yelled while rushing forward with a giant glowing yellow aura in the shape of a naked Bad Launch's body appeared and whirled around her body as she frowned seriously and jumped up to deliver a swift kick to Mercenary Tao's head before leaping off from it as the blue-haired teenage girl whirled around in mid-air and landed on the ground as the Dual Personality Teenage Girl then ran forward and started moving her hands around in a complicated motion as she began delivering a multitude of punches and kicks all over her foe's body as Ramji's Girlfriend then sends him flying over to her friend with a mighty double kick to the World's Best Assassin's back.

"Frost Demon...Alien Attack!" Blizzard shouted while running forward with a giant red-eyed dark purple alien-like aura covering his body as he smirked slyly and leaped up to deliver a swift kick to Mercenary Tao's nuts before leaping off from them as he whirled around in mid-air and landed on the ground as the Frost Demon then ran forward and started moving his hands around in a complicated motion as he began delivering a multitude of punches and kicks all over his foe's body before sending him flying over to crash against Korin's tower with a loud thud, but unlike what happened three days ago, the Team Dragon Ball's combined attacks left him incredibly injured with his clothes being destroyed as he was sent crashing through the ground with his ass sticking out as we then cue over to Master Roshi's House and we see said person sitting on top of Krillin as said person was doing pushups and Bulma could be seen working on a device as Turtles, Tao, and Mousey appeared while carrying around a tray filled with drinks.

"Hey, guys, we brought you some barley tea!"

"Ah, thanks. Take a break, Krillin." Master Roshi says to Krillin while getting off him as said person nods.

"Hmmm, you were up late last night working on that strange device, Bulma," Turtle says as Tao nodded and eyed her curiously as Mousey handed Master Roshi and Krillin their drinks.

"What exactly are you building, Bulma?"

"You certainly are working hard on it. What is it?" Master Roshi asked as Bulma turned to wink at him smugly.

"Oh, this is a Spy Plane for Team Dragon Ball. I'm almost finished,"

"Spy Plane For Ramji and the others?" A surprised Master Roshi asked as Bulma nodded.

"Yeah, since Ramji, Goku, Launch, and Blizzard always go off somewhere on adventures and none of them have phones, I figure that if I build this Spy Plane, I will be able to find Team Dragon Ball anywhere in the world, especially since I had added a multitask processing chip that can help track them down and record whatever it is that they are doing. This way, we can keep in touch with them wherever they go,"

"But we have no idea where they are, though," Krillin says as Bulma waves him off reassuringly.

"Don't worry, this machine can cover a lot of ground really fast, and I even enhanced it with a brand new Dragon Radar. The Dragon Radar will get a fix on Team Dragon Ball's position and all we have to do is to send out the Spy Plane to them."

"You're amazing, Bulma. I really admire you." Krillin says as Bulma blushes sheepishly.

"Well, I wouldn't say I'm that amazing..."

"Now, now, don't be modest! Having these alone is impressive enough!" Master Roshi says while eyeing Bulma D-Cup Breasts lustfully as said person notices this and proceeds to angrily kick him away.

"Where are you looking, you perv?! You're the most perverted old man I've ever met! This is why I took back the Micro-Band! I can't believe that I never figured out that you tried to use this to perv on Launch and I! You are truly disgusting!" A furious Bulma says as we then cue back to the Sacred Land of Korin, and we see a bruised and injured Mercenary Tao getting up from the floor while having the majority of his clothes destroyed as he was left only wearing his long black pants and black shoes.

"Damn it! It took three days to make that outfit! It was careless of me to go easy on you because I thought you were just dumb little kids!"

"Geez, Uncle, take a chill pill. Wah, wah, wah, my clothes were ruined. Stop acting like a little girl." Good Launch taunted with a sly grin as Team Dragon Ball laughed loudly at this.

"Ha! Nice one, blue! You roasted his ass!" Bad Launch says with a mocking laugh as Mercenary Tao glared at his niece furiously.

"That's it! Taste my Multi-Dodon Ray!"

"Go ahead, asshole! We are ready this time!" A serious Ramji says as the others nod in agreement. "First, Second, and Third Seal..." Ramji trailed off while holding back his black armored fist, and stretched it back as it got covered with demonic tattoos that were enveloped with red flames as Goku stretched out his arms and a faint aura of Blue KI covered his body as, once he had finished gathering up a lot of his dormant KI stored within his body, the Saiyan Boy then slowly cupped his hands together, and a glaring Good Launch stomped her foot into the ground as it began getting covered with blue flames and Blizzard covered himself with a faint Purple Ki aura.

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Goku says while scowling in fierce determination as he drew his cupped hands close to his sides and a big ball made out of Blue KI appeared between his hands as it started growing more and more and more and more and more powerful until he was able to finish charging it up as the Saiyan Boy grinned cockily.

"Good Launch...Black Leg..."

"...Ultra...Power..."

"...Engine Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurst!" Ramji exclaimed while throwing a powerful punch forward as his black metal red-flamed covered fist zoomed forward.

"...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Goku screamed while thrusting his arms forward as he shot out a big stream of a powerful beam of blue energy.

"...Dragon Kick!" Good Launch shouted while raising her right leg as she threw a powerful kick that sent out a large wave of blue flames into the air, and it shaped itself into the form of a blue fiery dragon as it roared savagely.

"...Ray!" Blizzard yelled while extending his left arm and firing a big, thick, very fast, and concentrated laser-like beam of purple KI from his hand.

"Multi-Dodon Ray!" Mercenary Tao exclaimed while firing four small thin, very fast, and concentrated laser-like beams of yellow KI from four of his fingers that flew forward to collide against Team Dragon Ball's red flamed black metal-covered fist, Blue Ki Energy Beam, fiery blue dragon-shaped blast, and Purple Ki Energy Ray as, much to his shock, Ramji and the others' combined attacks were able to easily overpower his Multi-Dodon Ray as they flew over to collide against a surprised Mercenary Tao, producing a huge explosion with a big crater forming around him as, once the dust cloud down, a still alive but heavily injured Mercenary Tao stood in place while panting heavily as he was covered with third-degree burns, bruises, and blood. "I-Impossible...how...how did you all...my Multi-Dodon Ray was useless against you all! How?! How?!"

"Your Multi-Dodon Ray is useless against us just like how our Ultra Power Ray, Engine Burst, Kamehameha, and Black Leg Dragon Kick were useless against you three days ago. I guess that we are even." Blizzard says as a stunned Mercenary Tao then composed himself and fumed as he reached into his pocket.

"Dream on!" Mercenary Tao snapped furiously while pulling out a dyno cap and throwing it up high into the air as it then blew up, and a small yellow smoke cloud with the words 'BOM!' on it appeared as two swords materialized into the world, and Tao reached up to grab his weapons as he then charged over to try to slice and dice Team Dragon Ball, but then-

"First, Second, and Third Seal...Big...Fat...Fucking...Black Armored...Flamming Sword!" Ramji exclaimed while holding out his black armored fist as he used his elasticity powers to morph it into a sword and covered it with demonic tattoos that were enveloped with red flames as the Human/Demon Teenage Boy then rushed over to slice off one of Mercenary Tao's swords.

"Power Pole Extend!" Goku screamed while reaching behind him to grab his Power Pole as he pulled it out, and his Magic Bo Staff glowed red as it extended ten times its usual length, and the Saiyan Boy proceeded to slam his Power Pole against Mercenary Tao's second sword, instantly shattering it into a billion pieces as Tao was left shocked and horrified by this.

"Good Launch...Black Leg...Flamming...Homing Kick!" Good Launch shouted while covering her legs with blue flames as she then leaped over to deliver a mighty kick to Mercenary Tao's crotch, breaking apart his dick and balls as a screaming Tao was sent flying backwards through the air.

"Frost Demon...Tail KI-Wave!" Blizzard yelled while twirling around and raised his tail as he covered it with a faint aura of Purple Ki Energy as the Frost Demon swiftly slammed his tail down into the ground, creating a big shockwave of Purple Ki Energy that flew over to collide against Mercenary Tao, hurting him even more as he was sent flying over to collide against Korin's Tower with a pained scream as he then slammed down into the ground.

"Man, you truly are pathetic, Uncle. Did you really think a couple of lame swords can hurt us?" A disbelieving and annoyed Good Launch asked as Ramji nodded and held out his flaming black armored sword over at a stunned Mercenary Tao.

"Now, get over here and accept your death like a man."

"What?! How dare you say that to Mercenary Tao, the World's Best Assassin, you insolent little brats?! Now hand over the Dragon Balls while I have some patience and I might let you live!" Mercenary Tao says threatening while shakingly getting up from the floor as Blizzard shakes his head.

"No, we will never give you our Dragon Balls, so stop wasting time and hand them over now, or else we will take them by force."

"Don't be such fools! You four are just a couple of hormonal teenagers, freaks, and a literal child?! Why do you want these blasted Dragon Balls anyway?!" Mercenary Tao asked incredulously as a glaring Good Launch pointed over at Upa.

"Because only the Dragon Balls can fix the damage that you have done to poor little Upa here. I refuse to have him spend the rest of his life missing and mourning his Father just like how you killed our parents." Good Launch says with a scowl as Ramji nods and turns to Upa.

"Upa! We will avenge your Dad's killer and bring him back to life as soon as we can! Do you trust us?!"

"Yes!" Upa says with no hesitation as he clenched his fists. "Get him, guys!"

"How dare you mock me?! I'll make you regret that!" Mercenary Tao says with an angry frown as he sweated nervously. "But these kids' strengths are no joke! I can't believe that I had to resort to bargaining with several children, especially the niece of my little brother Dihner, this is humiliating! I hate to admit this, but I would surely lose to them in a direct confrontation! Damn it! If only they hadn't drunk that cursed Sacred Water...wait, that's it! Why can't I drink the water and become stronger myself?! I will be invincible!"

"So are you just going to stand there or what-,"

"Multi-Dodon Ray!" Mercenary Tao exclaimed while firing four small thin, very fast, and concentrated laser-like beams of yellow KI from four of his fingers as they flew through the air.

"We told you that move won't work on us anymore-Oh you motherfucker!" A confused and annoyed Ramji says before he and the others get extremely worried as they notice that Mercenary Tao's Multi-Dodon Ray is heading straight towards Upa, and Team Dragon Ball zoomed over to hug Upa, allowing the Ki energy attacks to hit the back of their bodies harmlessly as Ramji and the others then let go of a shaking and panting Upa to whirl around and glare at their foe, only to be shocked to see Mercenary Tao climbing up Korin's Tower as he grinned down at them smugly.

"Well, I'm sorry to say that our battle has to be put on hold for now while I take a trip up your precious tower and drink the Sacred Water! See you soon, Team Dragon Ball!" Mercenary Tao exclaimed with an evil laugh as he began running up Korin's Tower at high speeds.

"Oh, no! This is bad! We have to stop him before he drinks the Sacred Water!" A concerned Upa says just as Ramji reaches up to tap the seals on his arms, shoulders, and neck to deactivate his Demon Magic while Good Launch, Goku, and Blizzard drop their fighting poses as he grows confused by this. "Guys, what are you doing?! If you don't stop Mercenary Tao, he will drink the Sacred Water and grow stronger!"

"Actually, he won't," Ramji said with a smug grin as he turned to Upa. "You see, kiddo when we reached the top of Korin's Tower, Korin explained to us that only those who are pure of heart and pure of soul can drink the Sacred Water and feel its magical properties."

"Which means that when Korin gives him the Sacred Water, Mercenary Tao's power won't grow at all." Good Launch lied with a smirk as Blizzard nodded with a laugh.

"Yeah, so when he drinks the Sacred Water, it will just become normal tap water."

"For real?" A shocked Upa asked as Ramji nodded.

"Yeah, think about it, Upa, if anyone can drink the Sacred Water and become all-powerful, everyone would be trying to drink it, including the bad guys,"

"So we have nothing to worry about if Mercenary Tao drinks the Sacred Water," Goku says reassuringly as Upa sighs in relief.

"Oh, good...so what now?"

"Well, we are going to relax and rest and wait for Mercenary Tao to come back so that we can kill him," Ramji says as Upa nods, and Team Dragon Ball then sat down on the ground to relax from their intense fight with Mercenary Tao, not planning to eat since, thanks to the Senzu Beans, it will make them full for the next week or so as we then fast forward to the next day, early in the morning as we then see Tao STILL running up Korin's Tower at incredibly high speeds while sweating profoundly and panting heavily, still affected by Team Dragon Ball's attacks earlier as we then cue to the Kame House and we see Master Roshi reading a book about Mystical Oriental Philosophy, which was filled with pictures of naked ladies as, suddenly, Bulma appeared onto the scene with a big grin on her face.

"I did it! I was able to build the new and improved Dragon Radar!" Bulma exclaimed while rushing over to Master Roshi, who was so startled by her appearance that he accidentally dropped his book, exposing the pictures of all of the naked ladies inside as a blushing Bulma glared at him. "You pervert!"

"What are you talking about?! This is a serious study about the human anatomy!" Master Roshi said defensively as Bulma scoffed and rolled her eyes.

"I can't believe you! How can you read a book like that when your four students are lost and could be in danger?!"

"Oh, the kids can take care of themselves. Besides, it's not like you were productive building that useless contraption." An angry Master Roshi says as Bulma fumed.

"It does work! Somebody's using a jamming signal to confuse the Dragon Radar!" Bulma snapped as we cue back to the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters, and we see Commander Red and Staff Officer Black studying their Supercomputer Dragon Radar.

"Broadcasting a Dragon Ball jamming signal is fine, but how are we supposed to find the Dragon Balls if we can't determine Team Dragon Ball's location?"

"There should be no need to worry if we leave him to Mercenary Tao." Staff Officer Black says as Commander Red glared and gritted his teeth angrily.

"But don't you think it's taking him a little too long to kill those kids and retrieve those Dragon Balls?"

"Mercenary Tao will get the Dragon Balls and return here without fail, don't worry." Staff Officer Black says reassuringly as we cue back to Mercenary Tao, and we see him being able to reach the summit of Korin's Tower while looking extremely tired and hungry as he quickly leaps through one of the holes placed at the base of Korin's Tower and lands inside as the World's Greatest Assassin panted heavily from the heavy run up the tower.

"Finally, I made it to the top of Korin's Tower. The Sacred Water is mine." Mercenary Tao says with a tired yet smug grin on his face as he then looks around stoically. "Ugh, why did they have to build a tower this insanely tall?" Mercenary Tao asked while looking around and spotted three pots filled with Mystic Water as they were each marked, 'Past', 'Present', and 'Future'. "Are these the Sacred Water?" Mercenary Tao asked himself curiously while going over to open up the Mystic Water Past Pot as he peeked his head in and noticed that the Mystic Water rippled as it showed an image of the past, and Tao spotted an image of a 31-year-old Shen and a 21-year-old Dihner beating up a bloodied and grunting 26-year-old Tao as the Mystic Water of the Past then disappeared.

"What was that?! A trip down memory lane?! I don't need a reminder of my stupid brothers!" An angry Mercenary Tao says while going over to open up the Mystic Water Present Pot as he peeks his head in and notices that the Mystic Water rippled as it shows an image of the present, and Tao spotted an image of Present Day Ramji, Goku, Bad Launch (Who got switched out with Good Launch earlier due to them sneezing loudly in the middle of their sleep thanks to Goku's Saiyan Tail rubbing against their face), and Blizzard hanging out in Upa's Tepee while sharing a laugh and warm smiles as the Mystic Water of the Present then disappears.

"Grrr, how dare they relax and have fun while knowing that I'm still around?! They will pay dearly for dropping their guard so recklessly?! And it seems that Launch's Twin Sister appeared! Good! Now I will be able to kill her and her Twin Sister in one fell swoop!" A scowling Mercenary Tao says while going over to open up the Mystic Water Future Pot as he pokes his head in and notices that the Mystic Water rippled as it showed an image of the future, and Tao spotted an image of a 308-year-old Cybernetically Enhanced Mercenary Tao facing against an 11-year-old Super Saiyan Son Gohan and a 12-year-old Son Good Ranch with four of her demonic seals glowing a bright blue as the Mystic Water of the Future then disappears. "What is this madness?!"

"Well? Have you come to realize the depths of your transgressions?" Korin says with a smug grin while walking up to Mercenary Tao as he had long known that Tao would be climbing up his tower thanks to seeing his Future Pot, and while he could've struck him down with lightning since Tao is too evil to receive any kind of training from him, Korin decided to have him run up to his tower to mess with him for a bit.

"Who are you?!" Mercenary Tao asked while turning to him as Korin threw up a peace sign.

"The Master of this tower, and I have to say, being able to climb all the way up here is impressive indeed."

"You sure think highly of yourself for a cat." Mercenary Tao says threateningly as Korin rolls his eyes and scoffs.

"You sure think highly of yourself for an assassin," Korin snapped back just as Mercenary Tao ran over to latch onto his throat to try and strangle him, only to fail due to his grip being too weak as he grinned arrogantly. "Kill me and you won't be able to drink the Sacred Water. It's powerless without me." Korin says, causing Mercenary Tao to growl angrily as he lets go of him.

"Fine. Hurry and let me drink it then."

"Alright then. Go over there, kneel down to the ground and stare at the wall now."

"Are you telling me what to do?" An angry Mercenary Tao asked with a glare as Korin narrowed his eyes stoically.

"Look, buddy, I get the Sacred Water from the God hovering above me. Only I can extract the essence of the Sacred Water because if a Mortal Man or Woman ever took one glance at it without me carefully placing it in the Sacred Pot, they would be driven to madness." Korin lied as Mercenary Tao fumed and went over to sit down on the ground as he faced the wall.

"Impudent feline."

"I told you to kneel," Korin says sternly as Mercenary Tao rolls his eyes.

"Whatever. Anyway, you're in big trouble if you try to give me something that doesn't work."

"Yeah, yeah," Korin says while going over to grab the Sacred Water Pot that was placed near them as he grabbed it and opened the top before unsheathing his five-inch dick as Korin then reached down to grab it and proceeds to pee in the pot, filling it up as the Guardian of Korin Tower then sheathed his member and placed the top back on the Sacred Water Pot. "Alright, I'm done," Korin says while going over to give him the Sacred Water Pot and then gives him a serious glare. "Now, you better drink it all or else the magical effects of the Sacred Water won't work."

"Are you sure that this is the Sacred Water? For real?" A suspicious Mercenary Tao asked while getting up from the floor and eyed the Sacred Water Pot sternly as Korin nodded.

"Yep, the same one that Team Dragon Ball drank to get stronger." Korin lied while keeping a stoic face but was mentally laughing his ass off as Mercenary Tao glared at him and then placed the Sacred Water Pot down on the ground. "Eh? You want to be stronger or what?"

"I think I'll conduct a test before I drink this."

"Alright, if you wish to fight me, go ahead." An unfazed Korin says as Tao shakes his head.

"Pay close attention! My opponent is...that pillar! Dodon Ray!" Mercenary Tao exclaimed while raising his right arm and fired a small thin, very fast, and concentrated laser-like beam of yellow KI from his index finger as it flew through the air and collided against a nearby pillar as no crack appeared on it whatsoever. "Quite a sturdy pillar."

"It's an Eternal Pillar made from Heaven Stone. It is not easily brought down." Korin answered truthfully as Tao grinned sinisterly.

"Well, if this Sacred Water is real, then I should be able to destroy this pillar once I drink it."

"I thought you were only strong, but you seem to be rather sharp as well," Korin says thoughtfully while still mentally chuckling as, thankfully, the Future Pot revealed to him that Mercenary Tao was going to do this and already had a trick in mind.

"Hmmm." Mercenary Tao says with narrowed eyes while bending down to grab the Sacred Water Pot and beginning drinking with Korin laughs loudly mentally but still keeps his stoic face outward as, while Tao is distracted drinking the 'Sacred Water', the Guardian of Korin's Tower subtly raised his staff and it glowed red as he used his magical powers to switch the pillar with a fake replica of the same pillar, but it was made with white-colored stone. "Okay, time to try it out." Mercenary Tao says obliviously while completely drinking the tap water and cat piss as he then smashed the Sacred Water Pot into the ground. "Dodon Ray!" Mercenary Tao exclaimed while raising his right arm and firing a small thin, very fast, and concentrated laser-like beam of yellow KI from his index finger as it flew through the air and collided against the fake pillar, easily breaking it into a billion pieces as he grinned sinsiterly. "So, I finally toppled the Heaven Stone Pillar! Now I can defeat my stupid little nieces and her miserable friends!"

"Oh, this is gonna be so good." Korin thought to himself with a chuckle as Mercenary Tao then leaped through the hole in the ground and began running down Korin's Tower at high speeds. "...Three...two...one! By the hand of God, you will be struck down!" Korin exclaimed while raising his paw and swinging it down harshly as he summoned a huge burst of blue lightning that rang down from the heavens and collided against a surprised Mercenary Tao, causing him to scream in pain and agony due to him getting electrocuted to hell as he was sent flying down through the air at high speeds. "Can't have him gaining any extra strength by running down the tower...not that it will make any difference honestly, but just in case...plus I haven't struck down anyone in hundreds of years." Korin says to himself with a big grin on his face as he chuckles and then goes over to the Mystic Water Present Pot as he peeks his head in and notices that the Mystic Water rippled as it shows an image of the present and Korin spotted an image of Present Team Dragon Ball hanging outside with Upa as they were waiting for Mercenary Tao to appear and fight him as we then cue over to Kame House and we see Bulma working on the Dragon Radar while sitting in the Living Room as Master Roshi and Krillin sat near her.

"I'll do something to build a Dragon Radar that won't be outdone by some stupid jamming signal."

"I'm telling you, there's no need to worry about Team Dragon Ball," Krillin says as Bulma frowns worriedly.

"But I've had a bad feeling in my chest since this morning."

"Y-Your chest?! Let me see!" An excited Master Roshi says while blushing heavily and raises his hands as he makes grabbing motions and that ends up causing a furious Bulma to kick him away again as we then cue back to Team Dragon Ball, and we see them still waiting by Korin's Tower before hearing a loud scream above them as they raised their heads and spotted Mercenary Tao falling down through the air while still getting electrocuted by the blue lightning as he was sent falling over to crash down into the ground, creating a big crater around himself with his body spamming with blue electricity here and there as Team Dragon Ball snorted and began laughing loudly as, after recovering from getting struck by lightning and crashing down into the ground, a furious Mercenary Tao got up from the floor and glanced up at the sky.

"You old geezer! You'll pay for that!

"Wow, you came back fast," Ramji says with a mocking tone as Mercenary Tao turns to glare at Team Dragon Ball venomously.

"I'm the impatient type! I came here to finally finish you all off!"

"Don't be in such a hurry, Uncle. Why don't you take a short break? Especially after getting struck by lightning and falling down from the heavens," Bad Launch says with a cocky grin on her face as Tao fumed.

"Don't toy with me! I've been waiting to finally take a shot at you, dear niece! Now come! I'll show you my true strength!"

"Alright, come at us with all you got, big guy," Blizzard says as Mercenary Tao gets into a tense fighting stance.

"Be careful, guys," Upa says worriedly as Goku gives him a reassuring smirk.

"Don't worry. We will avenge not only Launch's Parents but your Dad too. We will kill him for sure this time."

"Take this, Team Dragon Ball! I'll show you the power of the Sacred Water!" Mercenary Tao screamed while rushing forward with a loud battle cry as he was planning to attack Ramji and the others, but then-

"First, Second, and Third Seal...Elasticity, Black Armor, and Fire..." Ramji says while reaching up to tap the seals on his arms, shoulders, and neck as they glowed a bright bloody red color and covered his body with black armor as it was covered with demonic tattoos that were enveloped with red flames. "First, Second, and Third Seal...Flamming...Armored...Springboard Technique!" Ramji screamed while suddenly stretching his black-armored flamming arms and legs and began wiggling them around wildly as the Human/Demon Teenage Hybrid suddenly spring himself forward and began bouncing across the Sacred Land of Korin crazily as he collided against a surprised Mercenary Tao's body repeatedly, and multiple big fiery red shockwaves rang out as a grinning Ramji then whirled his stretchy body around Tao's body and launched him up into the air before Goku's Older Brother began slamming him up and down on the ground continuously like a yo-yo as he then lets go of him and sends the screaming Tao over crash down into the ground near Goku, who dropped down into the ground and began scratching his head and butt like a monkey.

"Crazy Monkey Technique!" A laughing Goku shouted while leaping forward as he landed on Mercenary Tao's body and began crawling all over him as he punched and kicked him across his whole body as Tao yelped in pain each time, and the Saiyan Boy then jumped off from his body as he landed on the ground and stretched his Saiyan Tail over to wrap around the World's Greatest Assassin's left leg as Ramji's Little Brother then raised him up into the air and began slamming him up and down on the ground repeatedly before launching him up into the air as Blizzard crouched down and took off high into the air.

"Frost Demon...Surprise Bitch!" Blizzard yelled while flying forward at high speeds to deliver a strong punch across Mercenary Tao's face, sending him flying up higher into the air as Bad Launch flew up high into the air and appeared behind him as the Dual Personality Girl then reached behind her and pulled out two powerful-looking machine guns.

"Bad Launch...Machine Gun Onslaught!" Bad Launch exclaimed while pressing the triggers of her weapons and fired multiple big bullets that collided against Mercenary Tao's body relentlessly, sending him flying over to crash down into the ground as Bad Launch and Blizzard flew down to land on the ground as Team Dragon Ball then glanced over at a stunned and angry Tao with big smug grins on their faces as, unknown to them, they were being spied on magically by an approving Korin.

"W-What?! But this is impossible! A-Are you kids some sort of monsters?!"

"We figured you out," Ramji says cockily as Goku nodded.

"Yeah, we've been studying."

"Your breathing gives away your next move, Uncle." Bad Launch says tauntingly as Blizzard nods.

"Now it's time for our next counterattack."

"First, Second, and Third Seal...Elastic...Metallic...Fiery...Pushback!" Ramji exclaimed while stretching both his metallic black flaming red arms backwards as he then hurled them forward, and they collided against a surprised Mercenary Tao's chest to send him flying back as Goku and Blizzard ran over to appear below the flying Tao as they leaped up to face him and the Saiyan Boy swiftly draw his cupped arms close to his sides as a big ball made out of Blue KI appeared between his hands.

"Mini...Kamehame..." Goku says with a big ball of Blue KI growing more and more and more, and more and more powerful until he is able to finish charging up as it glows brightly. "...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Goku screamed while thrusting his arms forward as he was able to fire a stream of a small yet powerful beam of Blue KI.

"Power Ray!" Blizzard shouted while extending his left arm and firing a big, thick, very fast, and concentrated laser-like beam of Purple KI from his hand as both energy attacks flew over to collide against Mercenary Tao's body, causing him to scream in pain and agony as he was sent flying upwards.

"Bad Launch..." Bad Launch trailed off while crouching down into the ground and used her KI to fly up high into the air as she then reached behind her to pull out a huge spiked flail as the Dual Personality Girl began spinning it around rapidly. "...Spiked Flail Smash!" Bad Launch yelled while flying up to an airborne Mercenary Tao as she then slammed her weapon down at him, sending the World's Greatest Assassin flying down to crash down into the ground, hard enough that a big crater formed around him as she landed on the ground. "Had enough, Uncle?!"

"How is this possible?! How are they still so strong and powerful?! This is humiliating! I can't surrender to these children, especially not to one of my nieces! I would never be able to look at myself in the mirror again, knowing that my Little Brother's Daughter, who has not even become a woman yet, defeated me in battle! Imagine the shame! There's only one thing left to do!" Mercenary Tao thought to himself seriously before dropping down on all fours as he bowed his head. "I give up, you kids win." Mercenary Tao says, surprising Team Dragon Ball as they eye each other confusedly. "I accept my defeat. I-I'm sorry. Forgive me. Please, I beg of you. I'll never do anything bad ever again."

"...Are you serious?! Do you really think that we would believe that bullshit?!" An angry Bad Launch says as she and the others, including Goku, aren't convinced by his little act. "Even if you do feel remorseful, it's not because you genuinely feel bad for your actions but because you are scared of death! So stop embarrassing yourself, Uncle, and fight us!" Bad Launch demanded as Mercenary Tao fumed angrily and then leaped up high into the air as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a grenade while pulling on the pin as the World's Greatest Assassin then threw it forward.

"Fine, farewell, you twerps!" Mercenary Tao says with a mocking and evil laugh as Bad Launch grins slyly and reaches behind her to pull out a rocket launcher.

"Set me up, boys!" Bad Launch ordered as they nodded, and Ramji stretched his torso upwards and had the grenade bounce off his stretchy stomach as it launched over to Goku, who reached behind him to pull out his Power Pole and proceeded to whack it over to Blizzard and the Frost Demon then whirled around to slam his tail against the grenade to send it flying up to a stunned Mercenary Tao. "Have a good stay in HFIL, you bastard! This is for killing my Parents and Upa's Dad, you motherfucker/Have a good stay in HFIL, you bastard! This is for killing my Parents and Upa's Dad, you motherfucker!" Bad Launch and Good Launch exclaimed in unison while firing a big missile over to collide against the grenade, creating a huge explosion that seemingly blew up a screaming Mercenary Tao into a billion pieces as, once it died down, Team Dragon Ball was delighted and happy to see that Mercenary Tao was seemingly blown up to death. "We did it, Mom and Dad. We avenged you."

"Whoo-hoo! We did it!" Ramji says while deactivating his Demon Magic after tapping the seals on his arms, shoulders, and neck as he and the others share a high five as a tearful Upa cheers loudly as we then cue over to Kame House and we see Bulma presenting her Spy Plane to Master Roshi and Krillin with a big grin on her face.

"Hurray! Hurray! I did it! I finished a Dragon Radar that won't be affected by the jamming signal!"

"That's wonderful! What do you say we take a bath together to celebrate?!" Master Roshi asked with a suggestive tone as an annoyed Bulma kicked him away, and we then cue back to the Sacred Land of Korin as Goku and Blizzard were able to locate the two other Dragon Balls that Mercenary Tao was able to steal from them three days ago as they placed them in Ramji's Backpack just as said person activated the Dragon Radar and noticed two stationary far away Dragon Balls as he raised an eyebrow confusedly.

"Huh? That's weird. There are balls near us."

"Those must be the Dragon Balls that the Red Ribbon Army was able to acquire." Bad Launch theorized as Blizzard grinned slyly.

"This means we can now track down where the headquarters of the Red Ribbon Army are and can not only kill them all once and for all but also steal their Dragon Balls while we are at it."

"Okay, we will go to the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters to kill them all, find their Dragon Balls, and then find the last one so that we can come back here and wish your Father back to life, Upa," Goku says with a warm smile on his face as Upa frowns worriedly.

"Y-You guys can't be serious. Breaking into Red Ribbon Army Headquarters is way too much even for you guys. It's too dangerous to just go by yourselves."

"But to make a wish, we would need all of the Seven Dragon Balls, including the ones that those punks have." Bad Launch says with a glare as Ramji nods.

"Besides, even if we have Shenron grant our wish and disperse all of the Dragon Balls across the whole world again, what's to stop the Red Ribbon Army from trying to collect all of the Seven Dragon Balls again next year? At least this way, we will kill two birds with one stone by collecting the two Dragon Balls and destroying the Red Ribbon Army from existence once and for all." Ramji says as Upa frowns but nods.

"Okay, but be as careful as you can."

"Don't worry, we will," Goku says reassuringly as he and Ramji then glanced up at the sky as they cupped their hands around their mouths.

"Magic Carpet!/Flying Nimbus!" Ramji and Goku screamed into the heavens as the Magic Carpet and the Flying Nimbus appeared as Ramji reached up to grab it and had it wrapped around his neck to give him the power of flight as he floated upwards while Goku jumped up to land down on the Flying Nimbus as Bad Launch and Blizzard merely used their KI to float up into the air.

"We will be back soon," Blizzard said to Upa before Team Dragon Ball flew up high into the air at high speeds as Upa waved at them goodbye with a soft smile on his face as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to the Red Ribbon Army Golf Course as we see Commander Red playing a game of golf as Staff Officer Black watches him as he does so.

"Well played, Commander."

"What nice weather. I get the feeling that today will be the greatest day of my life. Once Mercenary Tao returns with his Dragon Balls, there will be only two more left."

"Yes, It's only a matter of time until the world becomes ours." Staff Officer Black says with Commander Red saying nothing as his phone rang and reaches down to grab it as he turns it on.

"What is it?!"

"Sir, Colonel Violet has just contacted us. Colonel Violet says that she discovered the Seven-Star Dragon Ball."

"Excellent." Commander Red says with an evil grin on his face as we then cue over to a random jungle, and we see a woman flying through the jungle on an airplane as, after her soldiers were able to find the Seven-Star Dragon Ball, they were attacked by a huge Alligator and some Barbaric Paku Paku Tribe, so Colonel Violet was more than happy to sacrifice her troops and make her escape while also saving an innocent monkey and brought her back to her mother as she flew through the air while blowing a piece of gumball as Colonel Violet plays around with the Seven-Star Dragon Ball in her hand and grinned evilly.

Standing before us is a 5'8-feet-tall, 26-year-old Woman with blue eyes, shoulder-length violet hair, thin violet eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, D-Cup Breasts, Light Skin, a short hourglass slim figure, a perky heart-shaped ass, and her outfit consists of a pair of protective blue googles, a sleeveless green flannel with the Red Ribbon Symbol planted on her left breast, a pair of red gloves, a red belt with a white belt buckle, long orange military pants, and a pair of red boots. Her name is Colonel Violet, the only confirmed Female Officer in the Red Ribbon Army.

"Man, the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters sure is far," Ramji says while glancing down at his Dragon Radar as he and the rest of Team Dragon Ball can be seen soaring through the skies at incredibly high speeds.

"Welp, it's time to speed things up," Goku says with the others nodding in agreement as he and Ramji tell the Flying Nimbus and the Magic Carpet to speed up their flights as both Bad Launch and Blizzard are covered with Yellow, and Purple Ki auras to help them amplify the speed of their flight.

"Hey, Blue, do you want a crack at the Red Ribbon Army or what?" Bad Launch asked as she heard Good Launch hum thoughtfully.

"Eh, it's been a while since you were able to cut loose so I will allow you to have your fun with the Red Ribbon Army. Plus, you are a stronger and faster fighter than me anyway, so it's safe for you to take the reins for a little while." Good Launch says as Bad Launch grinned cockily and nodded as we then cue over to the Kame House, and we see Bulma working on her Spy Plane as Master Roshi turned to her.

"Say, why don't you take a break? Your shaved ice is going to melt."

"No, not yet. I'm almost done."

"Hey, can this stuff really find out where Goku and the others are?" Krillin asked curiously while reaching over to try and touch the Spy Plane, only for an angry Bulma to turn and swat away his hand with a stern glare on her face.

"Don't touch that!"

"Ow!"

[Krillin Owned Counter: 47]

"...Commander Red, Colonel Violet has returned with the Dragon Ball." Staff Officer Black says as we cue over to the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters, and we see him walking up to Commander Red, who is studying their Supercomputer Dragon Radar as he turns to see Colonel Violet standing beside his employee with the Seven-Star Dragon Ball in her hand.

"I have just returned. I apologize for taking so long to find it."

"Good work, Colonel Violet." Commander Red praised with a smirk as he reached over to grab the Seven-Star Dragon Ball. "Once Mercenary Tao returns I will have six of them."

"The accuracy of the enemy's radar you lent me was incredible. With it, I was able to locate the Dragon Ball very easily." Colonel Violet says as Commander Red nods and then turns to Staff Officer Black.

"Okay, now give the radar to General Chopper and tell him to find the last Dragon Ball immediately."

"Um, in regards to my reward..." Colonel Violet says while holding out her hand as Commander Red perked up.

"Oh, yes, here you go." Commander Red says while handing some easily golden coins over to Colonel Violet, whose left eye twitched in annoyance as she then saluted him.

"Thanks, sir." Colonel Violet says dryly as she then turns around to leave. "I'm going to betray you so fucking hard." An angry Colonel Violet thought to herself with a glare as we then cue over to Kame House, and we see Bulma finishing building her Spy Plane as Master Roshi and Krillin eyed it critically.

"I did it. I finished it. Here, watch." Bulma says before tossing her Spy Plane through the window as it instantly took off into the air at incredibly high speeds and then went over to Master Roshi's TV, which showed live footage of the Spy Plane thanks to Bulma attaching a handmade device to it. "What do you think? It's a Supersonic Turbo Television Camera."

"This is really something. To think you could make something like this out of ordinary parts, so you're not just a big-breasted girl after all. You have brains."

"YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH, DO YOU?!" Bulma snapped angrily while bonking Master Roshi on the head as the TV then went fuzzy.

"Huh? What happened?"

"Oh, I guess the Kame House's Reception was weak after all. I guess the only thing to do is add a sub-antenna. It's old, but...Krillin, will you help me?" Bulma asked Krillin, who nodded as they turned around to leave Kame House, and a curious Master Roshi noticed that the TV Reception had come back as he then noticed the controls for the Spy Plane lying on the ground and grinned pervertedly before programming the Spy Plane to fly over a public beach and noticed a bunch of sexy ladies on the beach.

"Oh, hell yeah! Look at them go! How about some close-up action?!" Master Roshi asked with a big blush on his face as he programmed the Spy Plane to fly over to the jungle and noticed a smiling sexy woman undressing herself to put on her bikini, but before she could take off her shirt and bra, the TV reception went fuzzy again. "Oh, come on! What happened?! You stupid TV!" Master Roshi snapped angrily while banging his fists on the TV as, unknown to him, Bulma and Krillin were messing around with the antenna as they were able to add a sub-antenna to it, allowing for the TV to turn on again and showed what seems to be the sexy lady pulling down her pants and boxers to show off her naked ass to Master Roshi, who gained a bloodied nose as he was planning to touch himself to the scene...only for the Spy Plane to pull back and reveal that the 'sexy lady' was really a man taking off his pants, causing the Old Turtle Hermit to go over and puke out of the window of his home as we then cue over to the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters and we see a soldier walking up to Commander Red.

"Commander Red, the four Dragon Balls have passed into Area B. Estimated time of arrival is fifteen minutes."

"That lousy Mercenary Tao, always keeping me waiting." An angry Commander Red says as we cue back to Team Dragon Ball, and we see them flying through the air before the boys can hear something in the distance with the help of their Superhuman Hearing and turn their heads to see Bulma's Spy Plane flying over to hover near them as Ramji and the others raised an eyebrow confusedly.

"What the hell is that?" A bewildered Ramji asked as Blizzard shrugged.

"Don't know, but I don't think it belongs to the Red Ribbon Army because it doesn't have their insignia on it," Blizzard says as we cue back to Kame House, and we see Bulma, Krillin, Master Roshi, Turtle, Taro, and Mousey looking at the TV to see Team Dragon Ball flying around.

"There they are."

"Oh, wow, your invention worked. Neat." Master Roshi says as Krillin beams.

"They must've defeated General Blue. What a relief."

"Definitely," Turtle says with a nod as Mousey smiles at the sight of his friends alive.

"Are they on their way back here?" Taro asked curiously as Bulma shrugged.

"Don't know, I'll check," Bulma says while adjusting the TV to show the map of the world and notices that Team Dragon Ball is heading straight towards Two Dragon Balls. "No, It looks like they are heading toward these two Dragon Balls over here...wait a minute...I think that point is right where the Headquarters of the Red Ribbon is," Bulma says worriedly as they give her shocked looks.

"Eh?! Of course not! Goku may be reckless but Ramji and the others know better than to do that!" Master Roshi says sternly as Bulma hums.

"I'll check!"

"Check how?" Krillin asked as Bulma began messing around with the Spy Plane Controls.

"By sending the surveillance plane towards those other Dragon Balls," Bulma says while programming the Spy Plane to fly off at high speeds, confusing Team Dragon Ball as we then cue over to the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters, and we see a soldier running up to Commander Red and Staff Officer Black worriedly.

"Commander! An unidentified flying object is approaching our base at tremendous speed!"

"Are you sure it isn't Mercenary Tao?" Commander Red asked with a raised eyebrow as the soldier shook his head.

"No, it isn't! It appears to be a surveillance craft!"

"In that case, activate Defense System #20! Destroy it!" Staff Officer Black ordered as the soldier nodded and ran off as we cue back to the Spy Plane, and Bulma and the others spotted the small plane flying through a snowy area as the Spy Flame was able to zoom out of the snowy mountains and it arrived near a large dense forest just as multiple small orange lasers blasted at it as Bulma was able to program it to move out of the way as Bulma and the others were able to spot the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters.

"It's Red Ribbon Army headquarters! Are they planning to raid it?!" Bulma asked incredulously just as the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters was able to destroy her Spy Plane as she cursed. "Damn it! My Spy Plane got taken down! Now what do we do?! Not even Ramji and the others could survive going there!"

"You saw what just happened! They are outta their minds!" Krillin says nervously as Master Roshi sighs heavily and stands up from the floor.

"Well, I suppose we have no other choice but to go help them."

"H-How are you going to get there? We've run out of modes of transportation." Krillin pointed out as Bulma cursed and growled.

"Ugh! If only we could contact Basil and the others!"

"Why don't you call him then?" Turtles asked curiously as Bulma turned to glare at him.

"You know there aren't any phones here!"

"Then why don't you make one, Bulma? Seeing as how you built that amazing device, a phone should be a cinch." Taro says as Bulma is about to protest...but then pauses a bit as she perks up.

"Oh! You're right! You two are so smart!

"It's hard to tell if she's a genius or an idiot..." Krillin whispered to Master Roshi, who nodded in agreement as they then yelped in pain when Bulma went over to bonk them on their heads.

"Don't insult me!"

"Ugh..." A groaning Krillin says as he rubs his head in pain.

[Krillin Owned Counter: 48]

"Anyway, it's time to get to work," Bulma says while going over to dissemble the controls to her Spy Plane and using her Genius to construct a makeshift phone that, while janky and too big, it will get the job done as the blue-haired girl then inputs her Family's Phone Number and waits until her Father was able to pick it up.

"Hello? Who's there?"

"Dad? It's me, Bulma. Are Basil or Thong there? I need them."

"Oh, Bulma. It's good to hear from you. Sure, you are lucky that Basil and Thong are right here as we are sharing a picnic with your mother. Hold on." Dr. Brief says while handing the phone over to Basil as he grabbed it.

"Hey, babe, how's the search for the Dragon Balls with Team Dragon Ball going?"

"Basil, this is serious, Ramji and the others are busy. They are planning to fight the Red Ribbon Army." Bulma says as she hears Basil gasping in shock and horror.

"What?! Ramji, Goku, Launch, and Blizzard are planning to go and fight the Red Ribbon Army by themselves?!"

"Yeah, look, I need you and the others to fly by Kame House and pick us up so that we can all go and save Team Dragon Ball!"

"On it, don't worry, Thong and I will pick Yamcha, Oolong, and Puar, and we will be on our way!" Basil says seriously before hanging up the call as Bulma sighs in relief and gives the others a thumbs-up as we then cue back to Team Dragon Ball, and we see them flying through a snowy area as Ramji glances down at his Dragon Radar and nods.

"Alright, guys we are almost there!" Ramji says as Goku and the others nod, not knowing that they were caught by one of the Red Ribbon Scouting Planes as we cue back to the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters, and we see a soldier turning to Commander Red and Staff Officer Black.

"Sir! Mercenary Tao is due to be back here in exactly three minutes and forty seconds!"

"He returns at last." Commander Red says with a smug grin on his face as we cue back to Kame House, and we see Bulma, Krillin, and Master Roshi waiting outside of the house as a Capsule Corp Plane appears and flies over to park in front of them as the hatch opened up and Yamcha popped his head out with a serious glare on his face.

"Come on, guys, we have to go and help out Ramji and the others! Besides, I can't wait to test out my new skills against the Red Ribbon Army! I'm growing quite sick of the comfortable lifestyle of the city!" A smug-faced Yamcha says as Bulma and the others nod while going over to get in the Capsule Corp Plane as they then off into the air, and we cue back to Team Dragon Ball as we see them flying out of the snowy mountains and arrive near the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters as they all spotted said building placed near them and grew determined.

"Finally, after weeks of dealing with these Red Ribbon Army Scumbags, it's time to put this whole game of Cat and Mouse for the Dragon Balls to an end! Red Ribbon Army! It's time for you to realize why you made the mistake of dealing with Team Dragon Ball!" Ramji says with a cocky grin on his face as the seals on his arms, shoulders, and neck glowed a bloody red while a determined Goku reached behind him to grab his Power Pole and pull it out with his Mystic Bo Staff glowing a bright red as a smirking Bad Launch reached behind her to pull out her Rocket Launcher and a serious Blizzard's Purple Ki Aura glowed brightly with his rising anger as Team Dragon Ball continued flying straight towards the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters.

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"...How come I have to go?! I'm weak! I don't feel like dyin' yet!" A panicking Oolong says with a glare as we see him and the others flying through the air at high speeds as they are heading straight toward the location of the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters.

"I'm sure you'll all be useful in your own ways," Bulma says reassuringly as Yamcha nods.

"Yeah, plus you owe Ramji and the others for saving you at one time or another."

"Um, do you really think that my son, his friend, and I can be of use?" Turtle asked with Tao, and Mousey nodded in agreement as Basil turned to give him an evil grin.

"Sure ya can. Emergency food in case something bad happens."

"Y-You can't be serious!" A worried Turtle says with a nervous gulp as Taro and Mousey hug each other fearfully as a stern Thong elbows her boyfriend's sides.

"Hey, you, stop playing around."

"Alright, alright," Basil says with a playful laugh while wrapping his arm around Bulma's shoulders as we then cue back to the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters, and we see Commander Red and Staff Officer Black studying their Supercomputer Dragon Radar.

"The defense systems have been shut off, right?"

"Yes, sir, they have been deactivated," Staff Officer Black said as Commander Red sighed in relief.

"Good. Greeting Mercenary Tao with missiles would probably put him in a bad mood." Commander Red says as he then rubs his hands evilly. "Heh, four more balls in one fell swoop." Commander Red says as he then turns to Staff Officer Black. "Hey, preparations for his reception are done, right?"

"Yes, of course." Staff Officer Black says just as we cue outside as we see a Red Ribbon Army Copter flying around, trying to catch any sight of Mercenary Tao, only to see Team Dragon Ball heading towards him at high speeds, shocking him as he then panickedly reached down to grab his walkie talkie to turn it on.

"Mayday! Mayday, sir! It isn't Mercenary Tao! It's Team Dragon Ba-AAGHCK!" The Red Ribbon Army Soldier says just as Team Dragon Ball literally rams into the Red Ribbon Army Helicopter, blowing it up into a billion bloody and metallic pieces as Ramji and the others look around in shock.

"What was that?" A bewildered Ramji asked as Bad Launch shrugged.

"Eh, probably just a flock of birds, just keep flying!" Bad Launch says while deliberately flying behind Ramji to take a good look at his perfect ass as she and Good Launch blushed before composing themselves as Team Dragon Ball continued flying.

"OH, GODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN IT! IT'S THEM!" A shocked and horrified Commander Red says as he had a Red Ribbon Soldier pull up the camera feed of the Dead Red Ribbon Army Soldier's Helicopter and spotted Team Dragon Ball ramming into the helicopter before the camera feed got shorted out as everyone began to panic. "HOW DID TEAM DRAGON BALL GET HERE?!"

"DID THEY TAKE OUT MERCENARY TAO?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

"ACTIVATE THE DEFENSE SYSTEM AND DEPLOY THE COMBAT SQUADRON! KILL TEAM DRAGON BALL! KILL THEM ALL!" An enraged Commander Red ordered as the Red Ribbon Soldiers nodded and ran over to activate the Defense System as we cue back to Team Dragon Ball, and we see them flying through the air at high speeds, heading straight towards the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters before the boys' Superhuman Hearing picked up the sounds of hundreds of machines powering up near them as they grew tense.

"Guys! We got company!" Ramji screamed just as hundreds of Laser Blasters popped out of the ground underneath them as they began firing several red laser blasts up at Team Dragon Ball, who began flying around to avoid the attack as Goku reached behind him to grab his Power Pole and took it out as it glowed red.

"Power Pole Extend!" Goku says while having his Power Pole extend to be a hundred times its usual length, and the Saiyan Boy proceeded to spin his Magic Bo Staff around rapidly at high speeds as he began using it to block all of the incoming red laser blasts just as several missiles were shots out of the ground as they headed straight towards them.

"First and Second...Elasticity and Black Armor..." Ramji says while tapping the seals on his arms and shoulders as they glowed a bright bloody red color and his body was covered in black armor. "First and Second Seal...Armored...Morning Star!" Ramji exclaimed while stretching his body over to wrap himself around Team Dragon Ball and formed himself into a big black metal shiny armored ball that popped out spikes, protecting them from all of the incoming missiles as Team Dragon Ball then dropped down onto the ground and rode forward, destroying everything in their path as Ramji then morphed himself back to normal and freed everyone as the gang continued flying forward and Bad Launch then reached behind her to pull out a tiny silver blaster with a big red button on it.

"Bad Launch...Say Hello To My Little Friend!" Bad Launch shouted while pressing the red button as her tiny silver blaster popped out a huge multitude of dangerous-looking and huge lethal weapons as the Dual Personality Girl then had them automatically aim at all of the turrets, laser blasters, and missile silos placed around her as she fired a huge amount of bullets, laser blasts, and missiles that absolutely obliterated all of the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters' Outdoors Defenses just as a bunch of Red Ribbon Army Tanks, Soldiers, and Helicopters appeared as a smirking Blizzard flew forward.

"Frost Demon...Power Ball!" Blizzard while raising his right arm, and lights a spark of energy on his index finger with the help of his Purple Ki as, once enough energy is gathered, this spark grows to the size of three houses, and a roaring Frost Demon proceeds to toss it forward as it crashed down into the road over to collide against the small Red Ribbon Army, producing a big explosion that absolutely obliterated all of them from existence and left behind a huge crater with the left side of the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters getting blown up and heavily damage as Blizzard hummed thoughtfully. "Huh, weird, I feel like I had used that Technique before..." Blizzard says with a shrug before Team Dragon Ball arrives at the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters as they all share a grin, excited to make a big statement as Ramji and the others share a nod.

"Third Seal: Fire!" Ramji screamed while tapping the seal on his neck as it glowed a bright bloody red color, and his body got covered with red intense flames as he then held out his arms and a big ball of red flames appeared between his hands. "Third Seal...Dragon..." Ramji trailed off with the ball of red flames growing more and more powerful as as Bad Launch reached behind her to pull out a comically huge rocket launcher.

"Bad Launch...Mega..." Bad Launch trailed off as Goku and Blizzard then stretched out their arms as multiple faint auras of KI covered their bodies, and once they finished gathering up a lot of their dormant KI stored within their bodies, the Alien Duo slowly cupped their hands together.

"Dual...Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Goku and Blizzard say in unison while scowling in fierce determination as they draw their cupped hands close to their sides and big balls made out of KI appeared between their hands as they started growing more and more and more and more and more powerful until they were able to finish charging them up as the Saiyan Boy and the Frost Demon grinned cockily.

"...ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" Ramji screamed while firing a huge stream of red flames that flew through the air as it slowly formed into the shape of a Dragon's head.

"...Rocket Launcher!" Bad Launch shouted while firing a comically huge missile that flew through the air at high speeds.

"...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Goku and Blizzard exclaimed while thrusting their arms forward as the Alien Duo shot out two streams of powerful beams of blue/purple energy, and Team Dragon Ball's combined fiery, energy, and rocket attacks flew over to collide against the Red Ribbon Headquarters as a huge explosion occurred that either brutally killed a lot of Red Ribbon Army Soldiers, vaporized their bodies from existence, gave them five degrees burns, blew them up into a billion bloody pieces, or heavily injured them as Team Dragon continued flying through the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters to continue attacking it with several furious glares on their faces, not knowing that one of their victims was really the son of the grand Red Ribbon Scientist Dr. Gero as he had sent a message to his Father before his death.

"YOU USELESS FUCKING MORONS! HOW COME A WHOLE FUCKING ARMY CAN'T TAKE OUT FOUR FUCKING BRATS! ALL OF YOU ARE INCOMPETENT AS HELL!" Commander Red snapped furiously while stomping his foot on the ground angrily as the whole Red Ribbon Army Headquarters shook violently by Team Dragon Ball's attacks. "LISTEN UP! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ONE STEP INTO THE BASE!"

"IT'S TOO LATE, BOSS, THEY ARE ALREADY IN THE BASE AND DESTROYED SECTOR TWELVE...AND NOW SECTOR ELEVEN...AND NOW SECTOR TEN!"

"GODDAMN IT! YOU!" Commander Red screamed while pointing over at Staff Officer Black as he flinched in surprise. "TELL MY BEST RED RIBBON SOLDIERS TO EVACUATE MY SON MAGENTA IMMEDIATELY OUT OF THE BASE AT ONCE WHILE THE REST OF YOU GO OUT THERE AND KILL THOSE FUCKING BRATS! MURDER THEM! MURDER THEM!" Commander Red ordered as everyone nodded and ran off to do their respective duties.

"ATTENTION ALL PERSONAL! INTRUDER ALERT IN SECTOR NINE! ELIMINATE TEAM DRAGON BALL AT ONCE!" The Red Ribbon Army Headquarters alarm rang out as we cue back to Team Dragon Ball, and we see them soaring through the skies at high speeds while avoiding all of the incoming laser blasts and missiles heading their way as they gained determined looks on their faces.

"First, Second, and Third Seal...Flamming...Armored...Black...Palooza!" Ramji screamed while covering himself with demonic tattoos that were enveloped with red flames as he then held out his limbs and had his Magic Carpet spin him around at high speeds as the Human/Demon Teenage Hybrid began stretching out his black armored fiery red fists/legs that began zipping around the whole area, colliding against a bunch of Red Ribbon Army Helicopters and buildings, destroying them all with ease as a smirking Goku held out his Power Pole and it glowed red.

"Power Pole Extend!" Goku shouted while having his Power Pole extend to be fifty times its usual length, and the Saiyan Boy proceeded to spin his Magic Bo Staff around rapidly at high speeds as he began using it whack against a bunch of Red Ribbon Soldiers and buildings, killing a bunch of them and destroying a lot of buildings as a grinning Bad Launch then reached behind her and pulled out a vest filled with powerful explosives.

"Bad Launch...Hell Shower!" Bad Launch yelled while still having her body be amplified with a powerful Yellow KI Aura as she then began spinning around rapidly, shooting out hundreds of bombs that flew through the air and crashed down against a bunch of screaming Red Ribbon Soldiers, creating a whole row of large explosions that blew them up into a billion pieces.

"Frost Demon...Dual...Ultra...Power Rays!" Blizzard exclaimed while covering himself with a big Purple KI Aura as he then extended his arms and fired out dual large thick, very fast, and concentrated laser-like beams of Purple KI from his hands that flew over to burst through various buildings of the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters, blowing them up into a billion pieces and killed all of the hundreds of people inside as Team Dragon Ball then flew down to the ground and Goku jumped off the Flying Nimbus while Ramji had his Magic Carpet unwrap his neck as their Magical Flying Objects flew off to safety and the gang landed down on the floor as they all stood back to back and noticed a bunch of Red Ribbon Army Soldiers appearing onto the scene as they all aimed their weapons at them.

"What do you want from us? Why are you slaughtering our organization?"

"Well, you see, we were just in the area and we thought this would be a delightful place for a summer home-What the fuck do you think we're here for?" An annoyed Blizzard asked as one of the Red Ribbon Army Soldiers blinked stupidly.

"...Our trees?" The Red Ribbon Soldier asked as Blizzard is shown to be VERY pissed off by his answer.

"...Ramji, two or three more."

"Two or three more?"

"Two or three more," Blizzard ordered as Ramji raised his hands and fired dual streams of red flames that collided against two Red Ribbon Army Soldiers, burning them alive as their screaming remains were slowly turned into black ash.

"Very good, Ramji. See, why can't you be more like him, Goku?"

"Sorry. Just listening to the space duck." Goku says with a warm smile on his face as he turns his head and hears what seems to be Krillin quacking in the distance.

"Quack! Quack!"

"What a majestic creature."

"Enough yapping! More action!" Bad Launch ordered as Team Dragon Ball nodded.

"First, Second, and Third Seal..." Ramji trailed off while raising his arms and holding them in opposite directions as he then morphed them into a pair of huge blasters, which began charging up a couple of big red fireballs inside them as he grinned slyly. "Dragon...Wings..." Ramji trailed off while spinning around himself and had his legs all twisted into a spiral as Goku, Blizzard, and Bad Launch stretched out their arms and multiple faint auras of Blue/Yellow/Purple KI covered their bodies as, once they finished gathering up a lot of their dormant KI stored within their bodies, the trio slowly cupped their hands together.

"Triple...Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Goku, Bad Launch, and Blizzard says in unison while scowling in fierce determination as they draw their cupped hands close to their sides and big balls made out of Blue/Yellow/Purpe KI appeared between their hands as they started growing more and more and more and more and more powerful until they were able to finish charging them up as the Saiyan Boy, the Dual Personality Teenage Girl, and the Frost Demon grinned cockily.

"...TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALONS!" Ramji screamed while spinning himself around at high speed as he shot out two huge streams of red flames from out of his blaster-shaped arms.

"...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Goku, Bad Launch and Blizzard exclaimed while spinning around in place and thrusted their arms forward as the trio shot out three streams of powerful beams of blue/yellow/purple energy and Team Dragon Ball's combined fiery and energy attacks washed over all of the Red Ribbon Army Soldiers around them, not only vaporizing them from existence but also completely destroyed Sector 9, 8, and 7 as, unknown to them, Colonel Violet could be seen eyeing them from Sector 6 and was staring at them in shock and horror, never realizing how powerful Team Dragon Ball really was as she then grew serious and turned around to leave as we then cue over to Bulma and the others as we see them still flying through the air to head towards the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters.

"Quack! Quack!"

"Why the hell are you quacking?!" An annoyed Bulma asked as a sheepish Krillin turned to her.

"I'm sorry! I sometimes quack when I get scared! Quack! Quack!"

"Shut up!" Bulma snapped with white eyes and shark teeth as she proceeded to bump a groaning Krillin on the head.

[Krillin Owned Counter: 49]

"I still see no sign of the base at all." Master Roshi says as Basil, who was driving the Capsule Corp Plane, turned to give him a reassuring look.

"We should be seeing it really soon,"

"You sure we didn't miss it?" Turtles asked as Yamcha scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"No way. This isn't some tiny base we're talking about here."

"If we're gonna go back, now's our chance-,"

"Those snowy mountains!" Bulma says while bumping past a grumbling Oolong as she points over at the snowy mountains. "The base should be on the other side of them!" Bulma says while they zoom into the snowy area, not noticing that a Red Ribbon Scout Plane was able to spot them as it fired a heat-seeking missile over at them.

"Guys! We got company!" A worried Thong says while pointing back as the others turn their heads and are shocked to see the heat-seeking rocket flying towards them as Basil grows serious.

"Hang on!" Basil screamed while having the Capsule Corp Plane try to fly away from the heat-seeking missile, only for it to continue following them as Taro bit his lip nervously.

"It's still coming after us!"

"Wait, I know that type of missile! It's an automated seeker missile! It'll never stop chasing us, no matter where we go!" Bulma says as Thong perked up.

"Then I know how to stop it! Baby, release the booster!"

"Eh? What for?"

"Just do it!" Bulma yelled, realizing what Thong was planning, as Basil reluctantly pressed a button on the dashboard to release the booster from the Capsule Corp Plane, allowing the heat-seeking missile to fly over to collide against the booster as they exploded.

"Whoa, how did you know that would work?" Puar asked with a shocked tone as the Brief Sisters grinned cheekily.

"That missile was following the heat from the booster's exhaust."

"So if we just remove it, it will stop chasing us," Bulma added as she and Thong shared a high-five.

"That makes sense. That's our Brief Sisters. They don't have big breasts for nothing."

"That's got nothing to do with it!" Bulma and Thong snapped furiously as the gang snorted and threw back their heads as they all began laughing loudly.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Yamcha, Krillin, Basil, Turtle, Taro, Mousey, Oolong, and Puar laughed amusedly before they took off into the air at high speeds, and we then cue back to the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters as we see Colonel Violet in her room and packing up all of her money as a Red Ribbon Army Soldier appeared panickedly.

"Colonel Violet! Come quick! The kids are...wait, w-what are you doing?"

"This is the chance I've been waiting for. You can take care of things now." Colonel Violet says with a wink while running out of her room as she then made her way down the hall, and we then cue back to Team Dragon Ball as we see them wreaking havoc in the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters.

"First, Second, and Third Seal..." Ramji trailed off while raising his arms as he narrowed his eyes in determination. "Demonic...Gatling...Fiery...Metallic Black...Punches!" Ramji exclaimed while throwing multiple metallic black armored red fiery punches into the air with them going so fast that they resembled hundreds of fists as he was able to kill hundreds of Red Ribbon Army Soldiers.

"Power Pole Extend!" Goku screamed while having his Power Pole extend it to be hundreds of times its usual length, and the Saiyan Boy then proceeded to stab his Magic Bo Staff into a nearby building as he used his Alien Strength to raise it up high into the air and Ramji's Little Brother swiftly slammed it down on top of a group of Red Ribbon Soldiers as he was able to kill about hundreds of them.

"Bad Launch...Black Leg...Dragon Stomp!" Bad Launch shouted while crouching down and jumping up high into the air as she covered her legs with yellow flames and proceeded to slam her fiery feet into the ground, creating a huge shockwave that broke apart the ground, and multiple pillars of yellow flames rang out that burned a lot of Red Ribbon Army Soldiers to death as the Dual Personality Girl was able to kill about hundreds of them.

"Frost Demon...Demon Rocket Launch!" Blizzard exclaimed while floating up into the air as he then charged himself forward and lowered his head as he proceeded to impact against a group of hundreds of Red Ribbon Army Soldiers to send them flying away and kill them all as Team Dragon Ball was about to continue fighting, but then stopped as Goku thought of something.

"Wait, what were we doing again?"

"Uh...it was to look for something, right?" Blizzard asked as Ramji snapped his fingers.

"Oh, yeah, we were supposed to look for the Dragon Balls."

"Damn, right, I guess that we kind of forgot about it because we were so in the zone. Where are the Dragon Balls, babe?" Bad Launch asked as Ramji reached into his GI to pull out his Dragon Radar and activate it as he nodded.

"This way!" Ramji says while running to the right as Team Dragon Ball follows after him and continues killing more and more Red Ribbon Army Soldiers and destroying every building they see as we then cue back to one of the buildings as we see Staff Officer Black holding Commander Red as the whole place continued shaking violently.

"Sir! They destroyed Sector Five and Four! They are heading straight to Sector Three!"

"Damn, they are after the Dragon Balls!" Commander Red cursed as a worried Staff Officer Black turned to him.

"Commander! You should evacuate underground for safety's sake!"

"Don't be stupid! Why should I have to evacuate because of just a group of stupid kids?!" An annoyed Commander Red asked as Staff Officer Black sweated nervously.

"B-But they were strong enough to defeat the infamous Mercenary Tao and destroy Colonel Silver, General White, and Captain Yellow! Also, Team Dragon Ball are currently destroying about 80% of the base and killing about 95% of our soldiers...oh and need I remind you that they had invaded the base and did all of this damage...IN FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES!"

"You may not believe that the Red Ribbon Army is invincible but I bet my life on it! Now hurry up! We are going to Sector 3!" Commander Red ordered as Staff Officer Black groaned but nodded as they ran away, and we see them appearing at Sector 3 as the duo ran into the room that contained the Six-Star Dragon Ball and the Seven-Star Dragon Ball as Red went over to grab them. "I absolutely will not let them have the Dragon Balls! I refuse to!"

"But the situation isn't looking very good at all, sir! Team Dragon Ball is far stronger than we could have possibly imagined! What's more, they have already defeated all of our strongest members while they were out looking for the Dragon Balls!" Staff Officer Black says as we see Team Dragon Ball heading into Sector Tree and using their combined powers to punch, whack, stab, and blow up all of the Red Ribbon Army Soldiers inside.

"I refuse to let the Red Ribbon Army be defeated by these fucking kids!" Commander Red says just as he and Staff Officer Black noticed Team Dragon Ball attacking the Red Ribbon Army Soldiers below them through the security monitor with Ramji stretching out his black armored fists as he punched through a row of Red Ribbon Army Soldiers before setting their insides with red fire as Goku swung his Power Pole around to whack through various Red Ribbon Army Soldiers, and a manically laughing Bad Launch pulled out a pair of machine guns to put some lead in multiple Red Ribbon Army Soldiers as the remaining Red Ribbon Army Soldiers tried to turn around to run away, only for a glaring Blizzard to stop them by running over to punch and kick through their chests and ripping off their heads after wrapping his tail around them and ripped them off their bodies. "Could they be any more pathetic?! And they call themselves soldiers of the Red Ribbon Army?!"

"Their powers are terrifying, to say the least, sir." Staff Officer Black says with an annoyed tone as he has grown tired of explaining to Commander Red why fighting against Team Dragon Ball at this point is futile and asinine since they killed about 99.99% of the Red Ribbon Army by this point.

"What cowardly nonsense are you sputtering?! Your poor training is the reason they're being ridiculed by a couple of hormonal teenagers, a freak, and a little boy!"

"You're right, sir..."

"Why didn't you give them stricter training?! All you've done is assemble a bunch of trash that runs away at the drop of a hat!" Commander Red snapped as we see Team Dragon Ball running through the halls of Sector 3, using the Dragon Radar to track down the two Dragon Balls that the Red Ribbon Army had. "Ugh, aren't there any soldiers brave enough to confront them?!" A fuming Commander Red asked while looking through the security feed of all of the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters, but no matter what area he focused the security cameras on, there was not even a single living Red Ribbon Army Soldier, but then Red perked up as he spotted Colonel Violet running down the hallway leading to the Red Ribbon Vault of Riches. "Colonel Violet! That's our Colonel Violet! Woman as she is, it appears she's on her way to fight the kids alone! She's the perfect example of the calibre of soldiers that we need in this army! Proactive, dependable and loyal!" Commander Red says as we cue over to Colonel Violet and we see her running through the hallway while not caring about the fact that there are a bunch of dead Red Ribbon Army Soldiers around her as she makes her way over to a door. "Eh?! Colonel! That's not the room! They are still a little farther ahead!"

"Sir, she's heading for the safe!" Staff Officer Black yelled worriedly just as Colonel Violet blasted the door open after pulling out her gun as she blew a piece of pink gum and walked in to see the Red Ribbon Army Vault of Riches placed before her.

"She wouldn't dare! Colonel Violet would never do such a thing!"

"Commander, stop simping over her! She's trying to steal our money!" Staff Officer Black says as an angry Commander Red was planning to chase after Colonel Violet but was stopped by his employee. "Wait, where are you going, Commander?!"

"Black! That woman is trying to get into our safe!"

"But the kids are down there! They will kill you!" Staff Officer Black says concernedly as Commander Red shakes his head.

"The contents of that safe represent decades of hard work and it belongs to me!"

"Sir, we have no choice but to forget about the safe! Besides, our most precious valuables are still here, the Dragon Balls! We can easily use them to replenish all of the money that Colonel Violet will steal from us! If not more!" Staff Officer Black says with Commander Red fuming in anger as we cue back to Colonel Violet, and we see her reaching into her mouth to pull out her used gum as she proceeds to stick it onto the vault before reaching into her pocket to pull out a mini bomb as Colonel Violet then sticks it into the gum and detonated as it produced a huge explosion that blew open the vault door, revealing all of the huge stacks of zeni, gold, and riches inside as Colonel Violet turned to grin at the security camera smugly.

"All of my rewards up until now, plus a nice bonus. Thanks so much, Commander." Colonel Violet says with a win while throwing out a kiss as Commander Red slams his fists into the ground furiously.

"You won't get away with this, you thief!" Commander Red snapped angrily just as Team Dragon Ball appeared as they turned over to Colonel Violet, who instantly lost her cool demeanor as she flinched fearfully and sweated nervously.

"Oh, uh, it's you, Team Dragon Ball. It's a pleasure to-,"

"Oh, missed one," Ramji stated bluntly while stretching his black armored fist over to slam through Colonel Violet's chest, causing her to barf out blood as he processed to set her insides ablaze with red flames, causing her to scream in pain and agony as she was swiftly burned into a crisp and the Human/Demon Teenage Hybrid then retracted his arm as he tossed her away her dead, crisp body.

"Anyway, we should-OH, MAMA!" A shocked Bad Launch says after she and the others spotted the Red Ribbon Army Vault of Riches as she gained dollar signs. "IT'S PAYDAY, BITCH!" Bad Launch says with a laugh while running forward as she reaches into her pocket to pull out a Dyno Cap that she had stolen from Bulma a while back and begins stealing all of the stacks of Zeni, gold, and jewels inside of it as Ramji went over to help her while Blizzard and Goku kept watch.

"GODDAMN IT! GODDAMN IT ALL! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT THEY KILLED ALL OF MY BEST GENERALS AND COLONELS, KILLED MY HIRED MERCENARY, AND DESTROYED 90% OF MY BASE BUT NOW THEY ARE STEALING WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE?! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!"

"It would seem we were too slow in realizing that this Team Dragon Ball Group is far stronger than we could have imagined. Commander Red, we should retreat and live to fight another day." Staff Officer Black says wisely as Commander Red furiously glares at him.

"What are you saying?! Retreat from a group of children?! Never! You overestimate their chances!"

"Then you intend to fight them?" Staff Officer Black asked with a surprised tone as Commander Red shook his head and went over to grab the Six-Star Dragon Ball and the Seven-Star Dragon Ball.

"No, you're going to fight them. I'll be setting up our next strategy. You protect me and somehow get those Dragon Balls that they have."

"But-,"

"No buts! Trust me! Can't you take orders from your own Commander?!" Commander Red asked as Staff Officer Black groaned but nodded in defeat.

"V-Very well..."

"Listen, I'll be upstairs. Do whatever it takes to defeat those brats," Commander Red says while going over to the elevator as he presses a button on it, and the door behind him closes up as Red is raised up to the control center above the office just as Team Dragon Ball, who had finished stealing everything in the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters' Vault of Riches, can be seen bursting through the floor before landing down on the ground as Ramji and the others all glare over at Staff Officer Black stoically.

"Finally."

"Are you the person in charge around here?" Ramji asked with a scowl on his face as Staff Officer Black narrowed his eyes at him and reached up to grab his long-sleeved high-collared black jacket and then took it off.

"I am not the commander."

"Where's the boss then?" An agitated Goku asked as Staff Officer Black got into a fighting pose.

"Quiet! You'll be fighting me now!"

"We don't have time for this bullshit. Just hand over the Dragon Balls that you have and we will consider letting you live." Bad Launch says with a glare while reaching behind her to pull out a big black spiked mace as she begins waving it around threateningly.

"You seem to be full of confidence, but I won't wind up like everyone else so far!" Staff Officer Black says while rushing over to throw a powerful punch across Ramji's face...only for said person to not be fazed by said punch as he reached up to grab his arm and proceed to twist it enough into an unnatural manner that caused him to screamed in agony just as Goku leaped over to twirl around and slam his tail against his face while Blizzard rushed over to slam his own tail against his stomach as Bad Launch let out a loud battle cry and slammed her weapon against his chest as Team Dragon Ball's combined attack send him flying over to crash against the table with a pained scream.

"He isn't hitting them at all! That undependable loser!" An angry Commander Red says while still residing inside of the control center above the office as he then gets an idea and grins evilly as Red begins pressing various buttons on the dashboard.

"I thought you'd be strong since you talked big, but that's all you got?!" Blizzard asked with a smug grin as an injured Staff Officer Black glared at them. "We will give you one more chance, hand over the Dragon Balls and surrender!"

"No!"

"Alright, you asked for it!" Ramji says as he and the others share a grin as they run forward. "First, Second, and Third Seal..." Ramji trailed off while placing his arms behind him as he fired out dual streams of red flames and allowed them to propel himself forward at high speeds. "Demonic...Trainwreck!" Ramji exclaimed while lowering his head and morphed his head around to gain a big spiked helmet as he proceeded to slam himself against Staff Officer Black's stomach, piercing it as it caused him to barf out blood and was set flying backwards at high speeds.

"Air Punch!" Goku screamed while throwing a strong punch as he sent a fist-shaped airwave forward that collided against Staff Officer Black, and he was sent flying over to collide against the wall with a pained grunt as the bald-headed man crashed down into the ground.

"Frost Demon...Tail Slam!" Blizzard shouted while using his KI to fly forward and front-flipped over to slam his tai down at Staff Officer Black's back, causing the ground underneath him to crack, and a small shockwave rang out as he screamed in pain.

"Bad Launch...Spiked...Mace Whack!" Bad Launch yelled while flying forward with the help of her KI as she held up her big black spiked mace and proceeded to slam it up Staff Officer Black's chin to send him flying forward to crash near the window just as Team Dragon Ball spotted the roof above them moving around rapidly before it was slammed down at them, causing Ramji and the others to scream in surprise as they were seemingly crushed to death.

"I did it! I finally put an end to those runts!" Commander Red cheered as, after his elevator lowered him down from his control center, he got out of it and grinned evilly at the sight of the destroyed office as we then cued over to Staff Officer Black, and we see that he was able to survive due to jumping out of the window of the room in time as he dangled off the edge of the roof.

"Damn you, Commander Red! You tried to kill me too!" A furious Staff Officer Black says with a growl as we cue back to Commander Red, and we see him still cheering about Team Dragon Ball's 'deaths'.

"Once I pull the kids' corpses out and take their four Dragon Balls, there'll be only one left! Just one more and my lifelong dream will come true...finally...I'll be able to increase my height!"

"Commander Red! The reason we sacrificed scores of men while collecting the Dragon Balls was so you could become taller?!" Staff Officer Black asked with a scowl on his face as Commander Red got over his surprise at seeing his employees alive and scowled back at him defiantly.

"Black! How did you-,"

"Commander Red! The reason we sacrificed scores of men while collecting the Dragon Balls was so you could become taller?!" Staff Officer Black asked with a scowl on his face as Commander Red got over his surprise of his employee's life and scowled back at him defiantly.

"That's right! Something wrong with that?!"

"You mean it wasn't so we could rule over the entire world?!" Staff Officer Black asked as Commander Red scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"Oh, please, the Red Ribbon Army can take over the Earth with or without the Dragon Balls given enough time, but the ruler has to look impressive first and foremost! I'll never be popular with the girls if I stay short and puny!"

"You did all this just for that?! Are you completely fucking insane?! Thanks to you, the Red Ribbon Army is left in ruins! Hundreds, if not, thousands of our soldiers are dead! All of our strongholds are disassembled! Our headquarters have been infiltrated and absolutely obliterated! You effectively helped destroy the Red Ribbon Army more than those stupid dead kids ever will and it's all because you want to be fucking taller and get with the ladies?! What kind of asinine reason is that?! You even tried to kill me for that lame wish! How dare you?!" Staff Officer Black snapped, completely and 100% fed up with his 'great' commander as Red glared at him indignantly.

"How dare me?! No, how dare you talk to me that way?! I'm your Commander! Besides, a huge guy like you would never understand how it feels being so short! Ever since I was a schoolboy, people have constantly teased me and called me names like, 'Little Baby Red'! I've even been told that I look like a pint-sized middle-aged man, so what's wrong with collecting the Dragon Balls to make myself taller?! I'm the commander, so the choice is up to me! As my underling, you have no place to complain, no matter how I treat you! And besides, I can never depend on you for-AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Commander Red says before screaming in pain and agony as a stoic Staff Officer Black reaches behind him to pull out his gun and proceeds to shoot him in the chest, causing his Former Commander to crash down into the ground as Commander Black then walks over to open more and more rounds all over his body, filling it with lead as he then bends down to grab the Six-Star Dragon Ball and the Seven-Star Dragon Ball from Former Commander Red's dead body.

"You're unqualified to be Commander! I will become Commander and rebuild the Red Ribbon Army! My first order of business is for I, Commander Black, to use the Dragon Balls to wish to be this world's ruler!" The Now-Named Commander Black says with an evil laugh just as the ground around him is covered with molten hot red lava as a huge stream of red fire bursts out of the ground, and a really pissed-off Ramji leaps out of the hole in the floor to land on the ground with a glaring Goku using his Extended Power Pole to shoot out of the hole on the ground as he shrunk down his glowing red Mystic Bo and landed beside his Big Brother as a furious Bad Launch and Blizzard flew out of the hole in the ground to float in the air above the Son Brothers.

"You're gonna pay for nearly crushing us to death, you bastard!"

"You kids are alive?! You four survived being crushed between the alloy floor and the ceiling?! What kind of monsters are you?!"

"We won't hold anything back this time! Let's finish this!" Ramji says with a glare while morphing his arms into a pair of sledgehammers that were covered with red flames as Goku held out his glowing red Power Pole, Bad Launch reached behind her to pull out a comically huge sword, and Blizzard's tail wiggled around with his anger as Team Dragon Ball was planning to go over and kill Commander Black, only for him to held out his arms panickedly as he sweated nervously.

"W-Wait! I-I just became Commander of the Red Ribbon Army! In other words, I, Commander Black, am the new head of the Red Ribbon Army now!"

"Wait, what? Why?" A bewildered Goku asked as Commander Black then pointed over at the dead body of Former Commander Red.

"Well, this was my former boss and commander of the Red Ribbon Army. Shortly after dropping the roof on top of you all, I've come to the realization of Former Commander Red's true goal with the Dragon Balls. We all thought that he would be using the Dragon Balls to have the Red Ribbon Army take over the whole world, but really, Former Commander Red wanted to waste the Dragon Balls' power to make himself taller."

"...Wow...seriously? That's his wish? To make himself taller? Geez, I hate to admit, but not even Bulma's Wish was that stupid." A disbelieving and angry Ramji says as the others nod in agreement.

"Seriously, the Dragon Balls are able to grant you any one wish that you want! You can wish yourself to be immortal, the richest person on Earth, or hell, gain superpowers, and yet this fucker wishes to make himself taller?!" Bad Launch asked with a glare as Blizzard nodded with a scoff as he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.

"For real, is he completely fucking insane?! Thanks to him, the Red Ribbon Army is left in ruins! Hundreds, if not, thousands of his soldiers are dead! All of his strongholds are disassembled too! His headquarters has been infiltrated and absolutely obliterated! Fuck, Commander Red effectively helped destroy the Red Ribbon Army more than we ever could and it's all because he wanted to be fucking tall?! What kind of asinine reason is that?!"

"That's what I said! That's why I killed him!" A beaming Commander Black says as Ramji nods.

"Pretty understandable. Someone that stupid and evil can't exist in the world."

"...So...do we fight now?" A bored Goku asked as Commander Black held out his hand.

"Wait, since I'm the New Commander of the Red Ribbon Army, I have a proposition for you. Look here." Commander Black says while reaching behind him to hold out the Six-Star Dragon Ball and the Seven-Star Dragon Ball. "What do you kids say to teaming up with me to collect the Dragon Balls and making the world ours?"

"You want us to work together to take over the world?" A bewildered Goku asked as he couldn't imagine ever taking over his home like that.

"Yes! With your powers and fighting skills combined with my intelligence and resources, we could control the world however we see fit! You could have as much money as you want, and you could treat everyone on the planet as your own personal slaves!" Commander Black says to Bad Launch and Goku as he then turns to Ramji and Blizzard. "You two could even gather a bunch of beautiful girls and build a harem! Hell, if you want, we could even split the world five ways with all of us commanding our own section of Planet Earth! What do you say?! Will you join me?!"

"...Hell no! Are you fucking crazy?!" A scowling Ramji screamed as the others nodded in agreement with their own glares. "You motherfuckers tried to kill us multiple times! All of you killed and raped innocent people!"

"You sent a Mercenary after us, who just so happened to be the killer of our parents!" Bad Launch snapped furiously as Goku nodded with a glare.

"Not to mention that he killed Upa's Dad! We refuse to use the Dragon Balls to take over the world! All we want to do is to use the Dragon Balls to bring Bora back to life and then steal back my Grandpa's Four-Star Dragon Ball and the Seven-Star Dragon Ball and then spend the rest of our lives fighting, eating, and sleeping!"

"So you can take your stupid offer and shove it up your ass!" Blizzard shouted with a scowl as he and the others got into fighting stances as Commander Black narrowed his eyes stoically and reached behind him to pull out a second gun as he began firing multiple bullets at Team Dragon Ball, who were not fazed by his attack at all, as they all shared a serious glare.

"First, Second, and Third Seal...Big...Fat...Fucking...Black Armored...Flamming Sword!" Ramji exclaimed while holding out his black armored fist as he used his elasticity powers to morph it into a sword and covered it with demonic tattoos that were enveloped with red flames as the Human/Demon Teenage Boy then rushed over to slice off one of Commander Black's guns.

"Bad Launch...Swordbending Slice!" Bad Launch shouted while flying forward and swinging her comically huge sword to slice off Commander Black's second gun.

"Power Pole Extend!" Goku screamed while holding out his Power Pole as it glowed red, and the Mystic Bo proceeded to extend itself to be five times its usual length as the Saiyan Boy had his magical weapon fly over to collide against Commander Black's crotch, breaking his balls as he was sent flying back with a pained scream.

"Frost Demon...Spiral Tailwhip!" Blizzard yelled while rolling himself up into a ball as he spin-dashed forward, and the Frost Demon then unrolled himself as he proceeded to deliver a mighty tailwhip down at Commander Black's back, nearly breaking his spine as he was sent crashing down into the ground with a pained yelp.

"These kids are monsters! I can't defeat them on my own! I'm going to need some backup!" Commander Black thought to himself with a serious glare on his face while reaching into his pocket to pull out a dyno cap and threw it up high into the air as it then blew up, and a small yellow smoke cloud with the words 'BOM!' on it appeared as a huge super-powered mechanized suit materialized into the world, much to the shock of Team Dragon Ball as Black then leaped over to get inside of the Battle Jacket with a smug and evil grin on his face. "Not even you kids are a match for this Battle Jacket! Now I must destroy you all so that I will have no enemy that can stand against me for my plans of rebuilding the Red Ribbon Army stronger and better than before and Global Domination!" Commander Red said with an evil laugh while raising his arms and began charging up a big energy blast as Team Dragon Ball grew serious and took battle poses as we then cue back to the others, and we see them still flying through the snowy area at high speeds.

"Shouldn't be long now," Basil says as Thong frowns worriedly.

"I just hope that Ramji and the others haven't been killed by the Red Ribbon Army yet."

"No way! Ramji, Goku, Launch, and Blizzard would never be killed that easily!" Puar says stubbornly as Oolong shakes his head with a serious glare on his face.

"But they are up against the Red Ribbon Army! Who knows what kinda weapons they have?!"

"As strong and as powerful as those kids are, I'm not sure that they could win against an opponent with modern weapons." Master Roshi says concernedly as Bulma turns to glare at them angrily.

"Don't say things like that! Don't give up hope on them so much when we don't even know the status of Ramji and the others' wellbeing!"

"Yeah, plus, we have several powerhouses with us right now like me, Master Roshi, Basil, and Yamcha. We should be able to manage somehow." Krillin says smugly as Yamcha nods.

"Yeah, we should be fine," Yamcha says as he and the others continue flying through the snowy area, heading straight towards the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters as we then cue back to that place, and we see a huge explosion emitting from Sector 3 as we see a grunting Ramji, Goku, Bad Launch, and Blizzard getting launched out of the now destroyed building as a manically laughing Commander Black flew after them at incredibly high speeds.

"Your resistance is pathetic, kids! I'll put you out of your misery soon enough!" Commander Black says while raising his arms as they charge up with red powerful energy. "Too bad, kids! If you had been a bit more compliant, you four could have lived a little longer! Time to die!" Commander Red screamed while firing a huge red energy blast that flew over to collide against the stunned Team Dragon Ball, producing a huge explosion that not only created a huge crater in the ground but destroyed all of the remaining buildings around them as Ramji and the others were seemingly destroyed as we then cue back to the others and we see them STILL flying through the snowy area.

"Hurry, Basil! Ramji and the others are going to get themselves hurt if we don't hurry!" Bulma says anxiously as Basil sighs heavily.

"What were they thinking, raiding the Red Ribbon Army all by themselves?!"

"Yeah, they could get themselves killed!" Thong says worriedly as we then cue back to the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters, and we see Commander Black still floating the in air as he lowers his smoking hands and notices that Team Dragon Ball is gone as Black grins widely and begins cheering loudly.

"Yes! It's all over now! I vaporized them from existence! I won! Victory is mine! I won! I won! Long live the Red Ribbon Army!"Commander Black cheered...while completely oblivious to the fact that the very much alive Team Dragon Ball floated behind him with the Son Brothers being able to summon their Magic Carpet and Flying Nimbus in time for them to fly over and take them to safety during the chaos as Bad Launch and Blizzard merely used their KI to fly.

"Man, this is just sad," Ramji says with a big grin on his face and crosses his arms as Bad Launch nods in agreement.

"Yeah, but it's time to give this guy a taste of his own medicine." Bad Launch says as she and the others then fly forward.

"It's too bad that I annihilated those runts' Dragon Balls too."

"Hello," Blizzard says with an innocent tone while he and the others appear directly above Commander Black, who flinches in shock at the sight of them as his jaw drops in disbelief and anger.

"W-What?! H-How did you-,"

"Amazing, aren't we?" Goku asked innocently just as a glaring Commander Black raised his Battle Jacket's arm to try and punch them, only for Blizzard to raise his arm to latch onto his metallic fist and proceeded to rip it out of his body, much to Black's shock as he then yelped in surprise when the Frost Demon began smacking the metallic arm against the Battle Jacket repeatedly, pissing him off as he gritted his teeth.

"You don't seem to understand, Earth isn't yours to conquer!" A scowling Blizzard says while letting go of the metallic arm as he then held out his arms. "Frost Demon...Dual...Ultra...Power Rays!" Blizzard exclaimed while covering himself with a big Purple KI Aura as he then extended his arms and fired out dual large thick, very fast, and concentrated laser-like beams of Purple KI from his hands that flew over to zap through his legs, destroying them as Commander Black began to panic.

"THAT'S IT! IMMA BLOW YOU UP!" Commander Black snapped while taking off high into the air as he glared down at them, and the back compartment popped out as a big missile appeared. "Alright, then! If it means killing you fucking brats once and for all, I'll just have to wipe out the entire base with my missile! This time it's really the end! I can speak for all of the Red Ribbon Army when I say, goodbye Team Dragon Ball!" Commander Black screamed while firing a big missile down at Team Dragon Ball, who grew tense as a glaring Bad Launch appeared and held out her hands as they glowed with a faint Yellow KI Aura.

"Bad Launch...KI Shield!" Bad Launch says while having her Yellow KI Aura spread across her body and creating a big Yellow Ki Aura Bubble Shield that protected her from the missile as it collided against her and produced an explosion big enough to destroy the top of a mountain, but the Dual Personality Girl was able to tank it as Commander Black looked absolutely flabbergasted by this.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THESE KIDS ARE MONSTERS-NO, DEMONS! THEY ARE TOO STRONG! OH, KAMI, THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME! I'M GOING TO DIE! I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!"A panicking Commander Black says while turning around to try and fly away to safety, but Team Dragon Ball was able to see this as they grew angry, and the Son Brothers flew forward at high speeds.

"Trying to escape, are you?! We could never let a bad guy like you get away!" A glaring Ramji says as he then holds out his arms and legs as Launch's Boyfriend wraps his limbs around each other and begins spinning around rapidly in place as the Human/Demon Teenage Boy's whole metallic black armored body got covered with demonic tattoos that were enveloped with red flames. "FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD SEAL...DEMONIC...DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!" Ramji exclaimed while morphing his arms and legs into two giant drills that began spinning around rapidly in place as the Human/Demon Teenage Hybrid then propelled himself forward at high speeds with the help of his red flames.

"OOZARU...FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!" Goku screamed, not knowing why he said, 'Oozaru', but it just felt like the right thing to say as he flew forward with the help of his Flying Nimbus and reels his clenched fist back before charging over at Commander Black and launched his fist forward while the image of his glowing red Great Ape Form appeared behind him as it lets out a loud intimidating roar and the Son Brothers' combined attacks collided against Commander Black's Battle Jacket, completely destroying it and the occupant inside as a huge explosion occurred and we see Ramji falling down through the air before morphing himself back to normal as he desummoned his black armor and fire powers before having Magic Carpet, which was wrapped around his neck, catch him in mid-air and the Son Brothers shared a high five, especially when they were able to steal the Six-Star Dragon Ball and the Seven-Star Dragon Ball from Commander Black's possession after crashing through his Battle Jacket as Bad Launch and Blizzard then shared a serious look and nodded as they turned back to the remains of the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters.

"BAD LAUNCH...HASTA LA VISTA...BABY!" Bad Launch shouted while reaching behind her to pull out a comically huge lit bomb as she proceeded to throw it down at the remains of the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters.

"FROST DEMON...ULTRA...POWER BALL!" Blizzard yelled while raising his right arm and lighting a spark of energy on his index finger with the help of his Purple Ki as, once enough energy is gathered, this spark grows to the size of three buildings, and a roaring Frost Demon proceeds to toss it forward as it crashed down into the remains of the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters and their combined attacks caused a huge explosion that completely obliterated the whole headquarters from existence as we then cue back to the others, and we see them FINALLY leaving the snowy area as they were floating above the forest and noticed that the majority of it was completely destroyed.

"If Ramji and the others are here, they are definitely in trouble..." A concerned Yamcha says as Oolong sighs somberly.

"They were such nice kids too."

"Why do you want them to be dead so badly?!" An angry Bulma snapped at a nervous Oolong as Thong turned to Basil.

"Come on, baby, the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters should be around here," Thong says as Basil nods and we then cue back to Team Dragon Ball as we see them still floating in the air with Ramji, Bad Launch, and Blizzard now sitting on the Magic Carpet as Goku floats near them on the Flying Nimbus as they were placing the Six-Star Dragon Ball into Ramji's backpack.

"Yes! I finally got the Seven-Star Dragon Ball!" A beaming Blizzard says while giving the Seven-Star Dragon Ball over to Ramji, who places it inside his backpack as Goku gives him a warm smile and a thumbs-up.

"Good for you, Blizzard."

"Yeah, and now that we have Six-Star Dragon Ball and the Seven-Star Dragon Ball and the Red Ribbon Army is destroyed, all we have to do is collect the One-Star Dragon Ball and it should be smooth sailing," Ramji says with a smug grin on his face while reaching into his GI to pull out his Dragon Radar as he activated it and was surprised to see that it only showed six of the Dragon Balls that they currently have as the Human/Demon Teenage Hybrid frowned worriedly. "Oh, crapbaskets..."

"What? What's wrong?" A confused and concerned Bad Launch asked as we then fast forward in time and we see the others finally appearing at the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters as they were stunned to see the remains of the destroyed base.

"What?! What happened to the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters?!" A shocked Yamcha asked as a confused Thong turned to Basil.

"Are we sure that we are in the right place, babe?"

"These are the coordinates that Bulma put in, so yeah, it is."

"Then why is there nothing but a huge crater?" Turtle asked confusedly as Krillin was about to say something but then spotted something in the distance that made him gasp in shock.

"Wait, look! It's Ramji and the others!" Krillin screamed while pointing ahead as he and the others glanced ahead as they were shocked to see Ramji flying through the air on the Magic Carpet with Bad Launch sitting behind him as Goku and Blizzard flew beside them with the help of their Flying Nimbus and KI.

"Aww, man. It looks like the Dragon Radar's broken again..." An annoyed Goku says as Ramji sighed heavily and glanced down at the Dragon Radar.

"I just don't get it. This thing can show the location of the Six Dragon Balls that we have but not the seventh one for some reason."

"Don't worry, I'm sure that once we return to Kame House, Bulma will be able to fix it again," Blizzard says reassuringly as Bad Launch rolls her eyes and scoffs.

"Yeah, well, how are we going to find Kame House again, smart guy?" Bad Launch asked just as she and the others spotted the Capsule Corp Plane as Team Dragon Ball perked up and flew closer to them as Basil had their plane stop in its track and hover in mid-air as he then opened up the visor to be able to talk with them. "What are you guys doing here?"

"Don't give us that!" An annoyed Bulma says as Master Roshi hums thoughtfully.

"It would appear that they abandoned the idea of making their assault after all. What a relief."

"So, did something happen? Why are you all here?" A surprised Ramji asked as Basil rolled his eyes dryly.

"We're the ones who should be asking you that."

"We all came to rescue you because you were going to raid the Red Ribbon Army all by yourselves," Krillin says as Goku raises an eyebrow confusedly.

"How did you know that we were going to do that?" Goku asked as Thong sighed heavily and crossed her arms.

"You guys are as reckless as ever."

"Giving up and not raiding the base was the correct choice." Yamcha praised as Bad Launch grinned cockily and shakes her head.

"What are you talking about, dude? We didn't give up. We did raid it."

"Yep, we killed all of the Red Ribbon Army Soldiers, destroyed their headquarters, and now we have six Dragon Balls," Blizzard says with a big smirk on his face as Bulma and the others go wide-eyed at him in pure shock and disbelief.

"Y-You beat up everyone in the Red Ribbon Army..."

"...All by yourselves?!" Oolong and Puar asked with surprised tones in their voices as Ramji nodded.

"Yep, pretty easy, mind you. Like, we didn't try at all. We had so much fun killing all of the Red Ribbon Army Soldiers that we genuinely almost forgot our goal there."

"The only guy that gave us trouble was the New Commander of the Red Ribbon Army, but even then, it was mostly because he caught us off guard with his giant stinking robot." Bad Launch says with a glare as Goku nods with a big wide smile on his face.

"Yep, but Big Bro and I blew him up and Launch and Blizzard destroyed what remained of the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters."

"I can't believe it! You guys single-handedly destroyed all of the Red Ribbon Army Headquarters all by yourselves?! Unbelievable!" A stunned Master Roshi says as the Old Turtle Hermit can safely say that he's not confident that he can do the same thing himself, at least not in his prime.

"Believe it, Dirty Old Man, because we did." Bad Launch says with a proud tone just as a soft wind occurred as it hits her face, causing her to throw back her head as the Dual Personality Teenage Girl lets out a loud sneeze, and her blonde hair, eyes, and even her clothes inverted colors as Launch morphed into Good Launch. "Oh, wow, it's been nearly a whole day since I was out. Wow." Good Launch says while glancing down at her hands as Krillin glances down at his hands.

"I still can't believe that you guys defeated the Red Ribbon Army all by yourselves without any effort. I don't think that I can do the same though."

"Yeah, honestly, same. You'd probably be overwhelmed by the Red Ribbon Army Soldiers and get beat up." Goku answered truthfully as Krillin groaned and lowered his head in defeat.

[Krillin Owned Counter: 50]

"We're a lot stronger than we used to be," Blizzard says as Ramji nods and turns to Roshi.

"We even climbed Korin's Tower like you did a long time ago, Master Roshi."

"W-What? You climbed Korin's Tower?!" A stunned Master Roshi asked as Good Launch nodded.

"Yeah, long story short, we were attacked by a powerful Mercenary who kicked our butts, so we climbed up Korin's Tower to drink the Sacred Water to get powerful, powerful enough that it allowed us to destroy our foes."

"Yep, it was hard work climbing up Korin's Tower for three days, but it was worth it to drink the Sacred Water," Ramji says while winking over at Master Roshi, signaling that they know the truth about Korin's Tower but promising to keep it a secret as a flabbergasted Roshi's jaw drops in shock and awe.

"Incredible! These kids are absolutely astounding! It took me three long years before I could drink the Sacred Water and Ramji and the others did it in three days! And to think that I used to brag about that!" Master Roshi thought to himself with a stunned look on his face as Puar suddenly flew over to them.

"Hey, if Korin was in the Red Ribbon Army, what would he be? A colonel." Puar says with a joking tone as Team Dragon Ball gives her flat looks.

"Oh, yeah, Bulma, the Dragon Radar broke again. Can you fix it for us?" Ramji pleaded while holding out the Dragon Radar to Bulma as she raised an eyebrow confusedly.

"What? You and the others have six Dragon Balls now, right? It's hard to believe that you guys still haven't found your Grandpa's Four-Star Dragon Ball or the Seven-Star Dragon Ball."

"It's a long story, we will explain in the way," Ramji says reassuringly as Bulma sighs heavily but nods.

"Fine, but I can't fix it here, though, because all of my tools are back at Kame House," Bulma says as Ramji and the others nod before we fast forward in time as, after explaining the situation about Bora to the others, we then see Team Dragon Ball flying through the air at high speeds with Ramji and Good Launch still flying around on the Magic Carpet while Goku and Blizzard floated beside them with the help of their Flying Nimbus and KI as Bulma and the others flew after them with the help of the Capsule Corp Plane, deciding to fly after their friends to help them find the last Dragon Ball with Yamcha, Krillin, and Basil coming to a unanimous decision to spend the next two years training hard for the next World Martial Arts Tournament to be able to catch up with Ramji and the others in terms of strength and power as we then see Team Dragon Ball cheering loudly and headed straight towards Kame House at incredibly high speeds.

"Don't worry, Upa, we will bring your Father back soon! You have our word!"

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And done. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Anyway, here's the Power Level for everyone:

1. Son Ramji: 180 [Without using his Demon Magic and his Max Power Technique] 200 [Using his First Seal: Elasticity] 220 [Using his Second Seal: Black Armor-Demon Magic] 240 [Using his Third Seal: Fire-Demon Magic]

2. Son Goku: 175

3. Good Launch: 160

4. Bad Launch: 170

5. Blizzard: 175

6. Commander Black: 150 [Without Battle Jacket] 200 [With Battle Jacket]

7. Former Commander Red: 4

8. Upa: 25

9. Mercenary Tao: 180

10. Krillin: 80

11. Master Roshi: 140

12. Bulma: 2

13. Korin: 250

14. Colonel Violet: 150

15. Colonel Violet Soldiers: 5

16. Turtle: 0.001

17. Taro: 0.00001

18. Mousey: 0.2

19. Basil: 100

20. Thong: 2

21. Yamcha: 60

22. Oolong: 3

23. Puar: 5

24. Dr. Brief and Scratch: 2

25. Red Ribbon Soldiers: 5

That's all, folks. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.