this was a whole different kind insane. drax and the rest of the group were trying to avoid get blasted by stray shots from croagunk's skull things as well as the delta shamin's strange type themed attacks."this excalated quickly." drax said. "indeed it did." said a man with a lab coat and long black hair. "who are you?" drax said in confusion. "oh, im shin. this is greninja." said the man gesturing to a black and brown geninja that was currently clinging to his arm. "i was just passing through and saw this." drax looked at the man and pokemon with narrowed eyes. "drax pine." he said. "thats ash, elesa, jessie, james, meowth, brock, misty, and serena." drax had to duck as a large blue cube flew over his head. he turned to the two fighting pokemon."can you two knock it off?!" drax said. "stay out of this!" both of them said. there was suddenly a slight glow next to drax as azula changed into a half human form. "so thats what it looks like when the serums take full effect." drax said. azula just grabbed drax by the face and gave him a small peck on the lips. to which drax imediatly pushed her away. and shin gave drax a thumbs up.
femur and azula
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"not the time!" he said with annoyance. "frostbite! ballistix! handle this!" drax shouted. said glaceon and gyroblast rushed forward. before shamin could react, he was hit by an ice gauntlet and flattened into the ground while femur was nearly hit by several dark pulses. "okay, okay. ill stop." said femur. he walked over to the now knocked out shamin and retrieved the fire type gem that shamin took. he then walked over to drax and placed it in his hand.
"so what do we do with this guy?" frost asked. "just lay him over there. when he wakes up we'll talk to him." shin got up and dusted off his lab coat. "am i to assume that youre a fellow scientist and researcher?" he asked. "and an inventor." drax replied. "i study delta species and am working on a way to give pokemon and people the ability to understand one another better." shin nodded. "i research pokemon anattomy and how they reproduce." he said. "though i must say, i find that serum you mentioned somewhat interesting. it turns pokemon half human yes?" he asked as he gestured to azula. "it does. but i made it by accident." drax replied
"i wouldnt mind one of those serums for myself." said greninja. "in fact, i think the rest of our team would like one." the way greninja was looking at shin was oddly familiar to how three certain female pokemon looked at him. speaking of which. drax released spectraline. "i didnt ask earlier but what type are you?" drax asked. "more then two." spectraline said. "youre not gonna elaborate are you?" drax asked. "nope." spectra replied and promptly returned herself.
drax got back to conversing with shin. they came to an agreement and drax made some custom serums for his pokemon. a delta species greninja that was dark/fighting, a delta ceruledge that was fairy/fighting, a goodra, a froslass, vileplum, a liligant, and most surprising, a hisuian typhlosion, a hisuian samurott a reshiram, kartanna, and tapu lele. five of said pokemon were not in pokeballs and were apparently just following him around. all of said pokemon looked very excited about the serums.
shin's pokemon part 1
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after a while of waiting. the group heard a russling noise as the tent hatterenne went into unzipped and she stepped out. her hair had turned green and red, she was more human shaped and a bit shorter then drax. her hair had taken the shape of a long dress like evergreen's but black and more open like a lab coat. she had a green pencil skirt under the longer dress and her arms had green arm sleeves. her legs were more like vermillion's and there were more claws at the end of the tentacle on her head.
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"hey, dad." she said while rubbing her eyes. she noticed the shamin nearby. "whats with the shamin?" she asked. "he showed uo and tried to steal one of my type gems." drax replied. "frostbite knocked him out. i think hes a delta species. his leaves are darker and he doesnt have flowers on his head." hatterene walked over to the shamin and poked him with a finger. the shamin's eyes shot open and he was instantly on his feet.
"dont even think about it!" the shamin said. "we already knocked you out, stupid." said frostbite. "youre the one who tried stealing one of the bosses items." drax shot his eeveelution a glare. "i thought i said not to call me boss." he said. "you did. and i chose to ignore it." frost replied. drax shook his head and approached the shamin.
"youre far faster then a regular shamin and have some strange ability to use type gems as powerups. care to explain?" drax asked. "ive been collecting type gems for a long time." the shamin began. "i was on the hunt for a steel type one when a gold ring appeared in front of me and i fell through. when i saw the fire type gem i decided to add it to my collection. but clearly you took it back." he said that last part while glaring at drax. "you stole it, i took it back. you couldve asked and i wouldve given it to you." drax replied.
shamin just glared at drax longer. "so now what? you gonna try and catch me?" shamin asked. "just go do whatever you want. we have stuff to worry about." he said as he let out vermillion and spectraline.
drax stood in front of his three most problematic pokemon. "alright, you three. this joke of yours has gone on long enough. im all for pranks, but claiming to be hatterene's mother's when she is essentially a toddler is not okay. especially when you claim that im your 'husband' and invade my personal space just to keep it going." drax scolded the three. "but, it wasnt a joke." vermillion said. "look now that my mind has matured a bit i realize that none of you are my mom." hatterene said. "aw." said azula and spectraline with disappointment. "technically im not your actual dad either." drax said. "you raised me from an egg and took care of me. your my dad as far as im concerned. by the way, i want an actual name." hatterene replied
drax nodded. "ill get to that once we're done here." he said as he turned his attention back to his pokemon. "so, do i have your promise that you'll stop this?" drax asked. "no." all three said at once. "why?" drax said. he was then grabbed by azula and pulled close to her. "you listen to me, draxy. we all want you. we want to be with you. we are willing to share you because your too good to not share. we. love. you!" she said and threw her arms around him in a hug. a moment later the other two joined in. "please." said vermillion. "theres a reason i chose to take the human hybrid serum of the normal one. you treat all of us like like equals and i admire that." spectra was next. "i havent known you for long but you've shown that youre a great man." she said. "even with all my teasing you still cared for me. it made me actually love you." azula said.
drax took a deep breath. "...fine." drax said. "but we're taking this slow." the hug got tighter and less comfortable. "dont crush my spine please." drax said.
a bit later it was just drax and hatterene. "so, what's my new name?" she asked. "ive done some thinking and came to a good name i think youll like... Red." drax said. the newly named red was silent for a moment. then she tackled him in a hug. "ill take that as a sign that you like it?" drax said. he felt red nod. "alright, lets go see if evergreen is willing to teleport us back to kanto." drax said as he walked back over to the group.
10 minutes later:
"this is not kanto, evergreen!" drax shouted. the city they were in was out in the sea with water cannals in place of roads. "ill teleport us there eventually." evergreen said. "we've only been gone a couple days. besides, that looks interesting." evergreen pointed at a sign that read tour de altomare. "a water race, huh?" drax said. "one of his pokeballs opened as nautilus the gyroblast appeared. "ooo! i wanna race." she said. "i think itll be a fine way for toraidon to stretch his legs." james said as he held out a pokeball.
the group decided to take part. mainly drax with nautilus, james with toraidon, ash with squirtle, and misty with starmie.
"oi." said a voice from below. drax looked down to see tye shamin from earlier. "what are you doing here?" he asked. "i was dragged against my will what do you think?!" shamin replied. "im here too." said another voice. drax looked to his left to see shin. "its fine though. lele knows teleport." shin said. "but this race seems interesting so i wouldnt mind participating. but i dont have a water type... ill just have to catch one!" and with that, shin ran off to go fishing. "you know they werent the only ones that got dragged along." said another voice. the group looked over to see a man with messy blue hair and a woman with dark purple hair and what appeared to be an outfit made for casual wear and swimming at the same time. she also wore glasses and had a gorgeist standing next to her. "who are you two and where did you come from?" drax asked. "im blade, this is my girlfriend." said the man. "we were just passing by when we got caught in the teleport. i'm from alola." drax blinked. "well i appologize for that." he said. "no big deal." blade said. "we were planning on visiting altomare anyway."
drax offered for blade to stick around for a bit since they could help him get back to paldea after their time in altomare. little did the group know that there were four invisible pokemon nearby that were going to cause much trouble. weather it was accidental or not.
so heres the next chapter. we have now gotten the drax x three pokemon thing out of the way. it will come up from time to time but like i said before. its not the main focus. to that one person that asked about chikorita. no she will not be getting the human hybrid serum. or maybe she will but not for ash. because once again ash has serena. and he wont actually fall for her until hes around maybe 14. cuz as a ten year old hes not paying attention to that kind of thing. anyway meet two reocurring characters shin and blade they are here for fanservice perposes. you'll find out what that means later. also who are the four invisible pokemon? two of them are not pokemon you'd expect. anyway, hope you enjoyed see you next time.
