Total Drama Island! Chapter 4: Not Quite Famous!, a total drama series fanfic

Hey, guys. Welcome to the new chapter of, 'Total Drama Island!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter. Also, to answer a question from the Guest Viewer, I just did all of the Bridgette Flat-Chested Jokes for funny reasons and such...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, as the OC Julian Todoroki belongs entirely to 9655.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

"Last time on Total Drama Island," Chris says with a smug grin while standing on the Dock of Shame of Camp Wawanakwa as he begins recapping what happened in the last chapter. "The Killer Bass kicked butt in the Dodgebrawl, and it would've been the easiest win in any challenge of Total Drama so far...if Tyler didn't completely fuck that up for the whole team and let the Screaming Gophers win. Man, if I was Tyler, I would NEVER want to show my face to the public after fucking up not only once, not twice, but three times in a row and losing the whole game for my own team. I can safely say that the Internet won't let that down for the next decade or so. Anyway, this week, another challenge will be to send one more camper on a cruise to Loserville: Population Four. Who will sink? And who will stay afloat? Find out right now on...TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

{Total Drama Island Theme Song!}

Random cameras and spotlights began appearing in random places in Camp Wawanakwa as one of the cameras appeared in a random forest, a spotlight appeared in front of the cabins, and a second camera appeared out of the ground while carrying around a surprised Beaver as a second spotlight comes out of a tree and knocked away a startled Squirrel as a pair of hands closing a clapperboard appeared and the camera then can be seen zooming in from right to left as it shows all of Camp Wawanakwa and the camera began moving up towards a cliff while showing Chris McLean drinking coffee and commanding the camera crew from a folding chair as the camera reaches the top of the cliff, and it proceeds to dive right down into the lake below as a big splash occurred.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine,

You guys are on my mind!

Letting out a loud cheer, a smiling and excited Owen can be seen falling down from the Camp Wawanakwa High Cliff and heading straight down to crash against the lake, producing a huge splash as he swam around and then farted loudly, knocking out a fish with the smell as the camera then panned upwards and showed Bridgette and Geoff floating around in the lake on Bridgette's surfboard while wearing their swimtrunks and bikini as they were flirting with each other, only to stop when the smell of Owen's foul fart hits them, ruining the mood as the unconscious fish reached the surface, and an eagle flies by and picks it up as he proceeds to drop it somewhere in the forest.

You asked me what I wanted to be

And now I think the answer is plain to see,

I wanna be famous!

In the forest, we see a smiling DJ sitting in the forest with two birds, a chipmunk, a skunk, a frog, two squirrels, a tortoise, and a bunny hanging around him as he seems to get along well with them until the dead fish drops right in front of him, startling the animals and causing them to attack him, causing DJ to scream panickedly and turned around to run away as he runs past Duncan, who could be seen laughing at DJ's misfortune until he notices Courtney glaring at him disapprovingly as she crossed her arms at him and shakes her head as the Bad Boy grinned sheepishly.

I wanna live close to the sun,

Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!

The camera then goes through the forest to where Heather and Leshawna are seen slap-fighting angrily in a rubber raft that falls off a waterfall since they were not paying attention as, once they fall by, Harold is seen practicing martial arts moves on a log stretched across a gorge behind the waterfall up until Izzy, who is swinging on a vine, crashes into him, sending them both flying back into camp from where they crash into the confessional and knock a half-dressed Lindsay out of it, revealing her pink panties as she landed in front of her boyfriend Julian, who recovered quickly as he ran over to help his girlfriend up to her feet and pulled up her skirt as she gave him a grateful kiss on the cheek.

Everything to prove, nothing in my way,

I'll get there one day,

Cause, I wanna be famous!

Chef Hatchet is then seen in the kitchen, stirring a pot of food with his bare hands as he looks over at Noah and Ezekiel, who are tied up together at the counter as they briefly glance at each other nervously before the camera pans over to the others, who are arm-wrestling at a nearby table as Tyler is struggling to win until Eva defeats him and grins evilly as she accidentally broke his hand, causing him to scream girlishly as she laughed.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

The camera then moves out the window and pans over to Sadie, who is sitting near the beach on some stairs and is fawning over Justin as said person looks at himself in two different mirrors, and a heavily blushing Max can be seen putting some sunscreen on his girlfriend Katie, who had taken off her bikini top and laid down on the ground with her breasts smushed against the blanket as she winked up at him sensually just as her boyfriend crushed the sunscreen accidentally as he sprayed her whole back with all of his bottled up white goo, causing her to giggle amusedly with a blush on her face as a seagull, with a fragment of net wrapped around its neck, is seen sitting on the water as a shark jumps over it and eats a trout in mid-air as The seagull appears to be safe until a mysterious tentacle grabs it and pulls it under the water.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

Beth is then seen when the camera moves over to the Dock of Shame as she begins twirling around two fire batons in her hands and then tosses the fire batons into the air, and it switches to night as Gwen and Trent are now seen sharing a romantic moment at the campfire pit, sitting next to each other and leaning in closely while smiling flirtatiously...until Cody appears between them, and puts his arms over their shoulders as the camera then zooms out with Gwen and Trent looking awkwardly at an oblivious and beaming Cody while the rest of the campers are seen gathered in a circle around the fire while whistling the tune of, 'I Wanna Be Famous!', as a wooden sign with the words, 'Total Drama Island!' painted onto it is then seen, and the words flash briefly as the screen goes black.

{Total Drama Island Theme Song Over!}

"Okay, this is so-way-beyond, bad." A worried Lindsay says as it is a normal day in Muskoka, Ontario, and we cue over to Camp Wawanakwa as we cue over to the Screaming Gophers' Girls Cabin, and we see Lindsay sitting on her bunk while holding up her tanner sadly as Gwen could be seen sleeping on her own bunk near her. "I'm out of fake tanner already," Lindsay says while wearing her pajamas, which consisted of a pink bandana to hold back her long blonde hair, a pink tank top, and pink shorts as she also wears a pair of pink slippers.

"Whoa, that's tragic, Lindsay," Gwen says sarcastically while wearing her pajamas, which consist of a long-sleeved black spiky gothic dress gown that reaches down to her legs, and a pair of bat-themed black slippers.

"Now I have to actually, like, suntan, in the sun. Do you realize how shriveled and wrinkly that can make your skin?" Lindsay asked before getting a close look at Gwen as she winced. "Oh, you totally do," Lindsay says as we then fast forward in time and we cue over at the Dock of Shame as we see Max, Bridgette, Geoff, Julian, and Leshawna hanging out on the dock while placing their feet in the water as they were all hanging out with each other before the challenge started.

"So why are you here? Other than getting the money, obviously." Julian says as he and the others are explaining to each other what they want to do if they ever win either the 500,000 Dollars or 250,000 Dollars and the other reasons why they decided to sign up for Total Drama Island as everyone had noticed that Max had remained silent and turned to him curiously.

"For real? Um, I didn't wanna do this," Max says awkwardly as he rubs his arm. "I think I'm afraid of failing, but my Mom and my little Sister sent in the application for me. I don't really expect to win or anything at all. I'm just... traveling through until I get inevitably voted out..."

"I think you're better than you give yourself credit for," Bridgette says as Geoff nods.

"Yeah, I mean, you were brave enough to jump down the cliff, helped Katie and Sadie with their poison ivy, and won the Awake-A-Thon for us. That's impressive, little dude." Geoff added as Leshawna nodded in agreement.

"You just need to build up your confidence and your self-esteem, Shortstuff."

"I don't exactly know how..." Max says with a sheepish and embarrassed tone as, before anyone can say anything, the announcement loudspeaker sparked to life.

"Alright, campers, enough beauty sleep! Dress up, do your Morning Routine, eat breakfast, and meet up with me at the Camp Wawanakwa Amphitheater in one hour! It's time to show us what you're made of!" Chris exclaimed as Max and the others shared a look and were quick to stand up from the floor while putting on their shoes again as we fast forward in time, and we see the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass hanging out at the Camp Wawanakwa Amphitheater while sitting on two stands placed in front of a stage that Chris Mclean was standing on as Lindsay looked around excitedly.

"Are we gonna see a musical? I love musicals. Especially the ones with singing and dancing." Lindsay says with a ditzy smile on her face as Julian chuckles amusedly.

"I'm not really into Musicals. Don't hate them, just not into them, but I think that it's cool that you love musicals, babe." Julian says with a flirty smile and reaches over to drape his arm around her shoulders as Heather eyes them with an annoyed glare on her face.

"Gwen," Trent says to Gwen, who walks onto the scene as he waves at her to get her attention. "Saved you a seat." Trent says as Gwen smiled a little and went over to sit next to her as Cody appeared and noticed them as he grinned sleazily and went over to sit down next to the Lovebirds as he pretended to act like Trent, only to 'accidentally' fall in-between the stands as he laid on the ground and placed his hands behind his back and dropped his leg over his other one as he stared up at all of the Screaming Gopher Girls' asses lustfully with the Killer Bass noticing this as they glared over at him, including Heather as she then paused a bit and got an idea.

~[CONFESSIONAL–MAX]~

"Okay, I'm not really as sociable as my friends are, but even I know that acting like a perverted freak won't get you far in this game. Does Cody actually want to win the money or have sex with all of the girls here? Because to be honest, I can't see Cody winning either,"

~[CONFESSIONAL–KATIE AND SADIE]~

"Ugh, Cody is so annoying," Sadie said with a glare as Katie nodded in agreement and crossed her arms.

"Say what you will about Max like he maybe shy, scrawny, and has a small dick, but at least he doesn't treat women like a piece of meat."

"Or try to spy on the girls while they are showering or changing. Hell, One time, when I was heading to Mess Hall, I spotted all of the Gopher Girls beating Cody the hell up because he was able to trick Lindsay into allowing him to go into the Screaming Gopher Girls' Cabin and tried to steal all of their used bras and panties." Sadie said with a scowl on her face as Katie huffed.

"If we win the next challenge, I hope that the Gophers have some common sense and vote out Cody.

~[CONFESSIONAL–JULIAN]~

"I swear if that motherfucker tries to perv on Lindsay one more time, I'm going to lose it..."

~[CONFESSIONAL–HEATHER]~

"Hmmph, while I may hate those like Gwen and Leshawna, at least they are tolerable enough to deal with than Cody. I swear, I wanted to strangle that little perv's neck so much when I spotted him trying to sniff my panties. In case we lose, I'm going to try and convince everyone to vote him out." Heather says with a tense glare as she crosses her arms.

~[CONFESSIONAL–NOAH]~

"Welp, if we lose, at least we have a target to take out, I guess," Noah says with a shrug as he crosses his arms.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Welcome, Campers, to our brand new deluxe state-of-the-art outdoor amphitheater! Okay, this week's challenge is a summer camp favorite! A talent contest!"

"Oh, crapbaskets..." A groaning Max says with a nervous gulp as Katie turns to him suspiciously, and Owen stands up from his seat and raises his fist into the air excitedly.

"Yes! Awesome!"

"Each team has eight hours to pick their three most talented campers. These three will represent them in the show tonight. Sing, dance, juggle. Anything goes, as long as it's legal." Chris says deadpannedly while glancing over at Duncan, who snaps his fingers in response as he huffs in disappointment. "You will all be judged by our resident talent scout, former DJ, VJ, and rap legend, Graaaaaaaaaand Master Chef, who will show his approval via...the Chef-O-Meter," Chris says while raising his arms as the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass see a wooden spoon with Chef's face planted at the end of it appearing on a huge TV Screen that was set up near the top of the stage as ten bars on the spoon blinked green a few times to show how the meter looked.

"Also, here's an added bonus to this challenge. If your team loses, only the Performing Campers will be eligible to be eliminated tonight. If your team wins, the Performing Campers will receive immunity from your next elimination." Chris explained with the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass looking both excited and nervous about this because, if their team loses, the Performing Campers are completely screwed. "I'm pretty proud of coming up with that because it makes no sense that the people who didn't participate will be eligible to get eliminated because they didn't do anything to warrant such elimination. No, only the Performing Campers who tried and failed could potentially be eliminated. Now, good luck and choose your Three Performing Campers for the challenge. I will see you all in eight hours, choose and practice carefully." Chris says with a playful tone in his voice as the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass nod as they stand up from the stands and walk off.

~[Screaming Gophers Talent Contest Auditions]~

"Okay, since I'm the Leader of the Screaming Gophers, here's how it's going to work." Heather announced to everyone as we fast forward in time, and we see the Screaming Gophers, minus Trent, hanging out at the Cabins while sitting on the steps as Heather stood in front of them while holding a clipboard as an annoyed Gwen, who was writing in her diary, raised her head to glare at her.

"Wait, who said that you were the Leader of our team?"

"She did. Just now." Lindsay says stupidly as Heather nods.

"Lindsay, Beth, and I took a vote and I won."

"Threatening them to vote for you isn't exactly democratic," Gwen says sarcastically while rolling her eyes and crossing her arms as Julian raises his hand with a glare on his face.

"Hey, don't you think that all of us should vote for who gets to be the Leader of our Team? Because I want to be the Leader of the Screaming Gophers." Julian says as Heather gritted her teeth in annoyance but nodded reluctantly as she turned to the rest of her team.

"Fine, who wants me to be the Leader of the Screaming Gophers?" Heather asked as Cody, Lindsay, Beth, and Izzy raised their hands.

"And who wants me to be the Leader of the Screaming Gophers?" Julian asked as Gwen, Owen, Leshawna, and Noah raised their hands. "Hmmm, four-to-four, it looks like we are tied. Who wasn't able to vote?" Julian asked just as Trent appeared while holding his guitar as he held out a muffin to Gwen with a warm smile on his face.

"Hey, snagged you an extra muffin," Trent says as Gwen's features soften, and reaches over to grab the muffin as Heather turns to him with an innocent smile on his face.

"Trent, you're cool with me leading this project, aren't you?"

"Right on. Go for it." Trent shrugged, not really caring as Heather gave Gwen and Julian a taunting grin.

"Good," Heather says as Gwen sighs heavily and Julian glares at her but said nothing. "Beth, Lindsay, and I will be the judges. Show us what you got." Heather says as we fast forward in time, and we see her sitting at the seats with the others as Owen is the first one to showcase his talent and grabs a two-liter bottle of Coca-Cola as he begins chugging it down.

"Are you gonna audition?" Trent asked Gwen as Owen was already halfway through the bottle.

"Doubtful. I'm not really a fan of getting up on stage and showing off my talent to everyone."

"Agreed," Julian says with a nod as Gwen nods back and turns to smile at Trent shyly.

"Hey, you should participate too. I heard you the other night by the dock. You're really good." Gwen says as Trent blushes and smiles as Owen then finishes the two-liter soda in record time and proceeds to show his teammates what he is capable of as he throws back his head.

"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z!" Owen says while burping out the entire alphabet in less than a minute as Trent, Cody, Julian, and Izzy cheered loudly for the fat boy, who smiled with pride as Noah rolled his eyes playfully and Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, Beth, and Leshawna looked disgusted by this.

"That was excellent, dude," Julian says with a smirk as he shares a high-five with Owen after he walks back over to sit down beside him.

"Well, you're not going to do that in the contest," A glaring Heather says with a scoff, more disgusted than impressed at Owen's display as Beth and Lindsay nodded in agreement.

"You know how hard it is to burp the entire alphabet in one go?" Trent defended as Owen nodded.

"I can also toot Beethoven's 5th," Owen says while turning around and bending forward as he reached behind him to grab his pants, planning to pull it down to fart out Beethoven's 5, but everyone was quick to stop him as an irritated Gwen stood up from her seat and turned around to leave.

"Where are you going?"

"Anywhere that's not here," Gwen answered, not looking back as she stalked off.

~[Killer Bass Talent Contest Auditions]~

"..." All of the Killer Bass, minus Katie, could be seen standing by the Mess Hall while watching on with stunned and horrified looks on their faces as they spotted Sadie badly dancing to some pop music coming from a radio that she and Katie had brought with them as she finished the song by doing the splits and landed on the ground as Sadie turned to smile at everyone.

"What do you guys think?"

"...Uh...that was...certainly creative...but let's give everyone a chance to audition before deciding on anything, okay?" Courtney asked with a tense smile on her face as Sadie beamed and nodded as Max and Katie went over to help her up to her feet. "Anyway, not to brag or anything-,"

"Proceeds to brag," Duncan says with a sly grin as everyone laughs.

"Anyway...as you all know, I play a mean violin, so I should definitely be in the contest," Courtney says with everyone nodding in agreement as she had shown off her skills with the violin earlier. "Anyone want to show off their talent first?" Courtney asked as Eva raised her arm.

"I can lift 500 Pounds over my head like it was nothing," Eva says as everyone seems impressed by this, except for Courtney, Duncan, and Max as they shake their heads.

"Okay, yeah, that's impressive, definitely and it reminds us how much of a beast Eva is, but is that really impressive for a talent show though?"

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Duncan is right. We need a talent that will knock Chef's socks off and you sitting there and lifting up a 500 barbell is not really that visually entertaining or interesting." Courtney says as Eva fumes and is about to snap at them, but after seeing Max give her a serious and apologetic look, the Muscular Teenager huffs and crosses her arms as she looks away. "Who else has a talent that they can show off?"

"All of my talents are either illegal or take too much time to do," Duncan says as Max awkwardly rubs the back of his neck nervously.

"I don't have any sort of talents to show off," Max says with Katie being able to sense that he is lying and huffs angrily.

~[CONFESSIONAL–KATIE]~

"Okay, I've been hanging out with Max long enough to know that I can tell that he is bullshitting. Max has tons of interesting talents to show off. Why won't he step up to show them?"

~[REAL WORLD]~

"All of my talents are out in the ocean," Bridgette says somberly as Geoff reaches over to pat his back to comfort her.

"Don't worry about it, dudette, I have a talent in skateboarding but I left my board back at home," Geoff says as Bridgette smiles lightly at his reassurance and blushes lightly.

"I have a talent to show off. Just give me a second to get changed." DJ says while raising his arm as Courtney nods and watches on as the Gentle Giant runs off to the Cabins.

~[Screaming Gophers Talent Contest Auditions]~

Ballet Music was heard as the Screaming Gophers watched on with impressed looks on their faces as Heather, who was wearing a Ballerina Outfit, performing a beautiful dance with her footwork being light as a feather, and her movements were smooth and perfect as a diamond, and the Leader of the Screaming Gophers then finished off her Ballet Dance by jumping high above her stunned and amazed teammates as she landed on the ground while doing the splits as everyone, except for Julian, began clapping at her performance, causing Heather to grin widely as she stood up from the floor.

"Thank you," Heather said to her teammates before turning her eyes to Lindsay and Beth and clearing her throat harshly as they beamed.

"Oh, I vote for Heather to be in the contest!"

"I second that!"

"Guys, that's so sweet!" Heather said with a faked surprise tone as she then turned to the Screaming Gophers. "Okay, so I guess I'm in. Why doesn't everyone take five?" Heather asked as the Screaming Gophers nodded and turned around to leave as, before Lindsay could react, her 'friend' went over to grab her by her wrist to pull her away from the group. "I need you to do something. Can you keep a secret?"

"Oh my gosh, definitely," Lindsay says with a warm smile as Heather lets go of her. "My sister got diarrhea once on a date and I had to bring her toilet paper because the restaurant was all out and she was stuck in the bathroom and I've never told a soul," Lindsay says...before realizing that she said all of that while being recorded by the Cameraman, who will DEFINITELY not cut that scene out of the tape even if she asked nicely as Lindsay flinched and blushed in embarrassment as she gave her sister an apologetic frown. "Uh...oops. Sorry, Paula..."

"Gwen's up to something serious," Heather informed Lindsay while ignoring what she said as the Queen Bitch then handed the blond-haired busty teenage girl a walkie-talkie. "I want you to follow her and report back to me," Heather ordered as we then fast forward in time, and we see Lindsay spying on Gwen with the help of her walkie-talkie as she was writing in her diary.

"Serious? Yeah, seriously boring." Lindsay says with an annoyed glare on her face before spotting her boyfriend walking near her as she eagerly used her binoculars to zoom in on his glorious ass and blushed heavily. "Ooh, that's not boring~," Lindsay says seductively, and we fast forward in time as we see her and Julian making out with each other in the Communal Bathroom while stripped down to their underwear as he bit on her neck and massaging her K-Cup Breasts, causing the blonde-haired girl to moan and rubbed against his growing bulge as, suddenly, her walkie-talkie blared to life.

"Lindsay, come in, what did you find out? Over." Heather says as the lovebirds flinched in surprise, and Julian reached over to hand the walkie-talkie over to Lindsay.

"I-I'm on my way back in ten minutes! Under!" Lindsay says while shutting off the walkie-talkie and going back to making out with her half-naked boyfriend as they moaned in delight.

~[Killer Bass Talent Contest Auditions]~

"...Oh...wow..." A bemused yet weirded out Max says as he and the rest of the Killer Bass watched on as DJ, who was wearing a Male Ballet Uniform, performing a beautiful ribbon dance with the help of a long pink ribbon and a radio blasting a piece of angelic music as he had near perfect coordination and moved the ribbon around in perfect rhythm to the music and his dance, but sadly, the Gentle Giant accidentally wrapped the long pink ribbon around his legs and tripped as he crashed down into the ground with a pained grunt as the Killer Bass snorted and began laughing loudly.

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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" The Killer Bass laughed loudly with a blushing DJ getting up from the floor as Courtney rolled her eyes drylly and scoffed.

"Uh, yeah, no," Courtney says as she then turns to Geoff and Bridgette pleadingly. "Please tell me that you guys have any talent to use?"

"Sorry, Court, but like I said before, I left my skateboard back at home," Geoff says as Bridgette rubs her chin thoughtfully and comes up with an idea as she beamed.

"Wait, I got something after all. I can stand on my hands for twenty minutes. Watch." Bridgette says while front-flipping forward and proceeding to go on a handstand as she even starts to walk around for a bit, and Geoff, Katie, Sadie, and Harold look impressed by this while an embarrassed and somber DJ walks off to change into his regular outfit as Max, Courtney, Duncan, and Eva didn't look impressed by this.

"Well, just like what Duncan and Courtney told me, while that's impressive, it's not really that impressive for a talent show," Eva says with a flat look on her face as Courtney nods in agreement.

"Yeah, your trick would be cute if you were a monkey. I'm sorry, I just don't think it's quite what we're looking for. Next." Courtney says as Bridgette back-flipped over to land on the ground and shrugs as Harold steps up and inhales sharply. "Next!" Courtney stated bluntly, causing Harold to sigh solemnly as an annoyed Max turned to her.

"Hey! What was that for?! You didn't even give him a chance!" An angry Max says as Courtney rolled her eyes and scoffed.

"Come on, look at him, what could he possibly do?"

"Eh, I say let him have a turn. It would be funny to see him mess up and embarrass himself in front of us like DJ did," A grinning Duncan says with a laugh as Courtney groans and nods over at Harold, who perks up as he inhales sharply, and for the next thirty seconds, the Killer Bass watched on with stunned and amazed looks on their faces as the Nerd was beatboxing the most amazing beatbox that any of them had ever heard and gave a bow when finished as everyone cheered loudly and Max gave Courtney a smug grin as she pouted and crossed her arms with a hot blush on her face.

~[CONFESSIONAL–COURTNEY]~

"Grrr, okay, maybe I should stop underestimating people who seem weak...I mean, the 'weak' members of my team were able to jump off a 1,000-foot cliff, Max won the Awake-A-Thon Challenge, and Harold almost won the Dodgebrawl with Eva." Courtney says while crossing her arms as she hates admitting that she underestimated her teammates and even her own team.

~[CONFESSIONAL–DUNCAN]~

"Goddamn can that nerd beatbox. First Max and now Harold? Why do I keep getting impressed by geeks and nerds?" Duncan says with a surprised look on his face as he scratches his head in confusion.

~[CONFESSIONAL–HAROLD]~

"See? I told you people that I have mad skills." Harold says while throwing around a bunch of Karate Chops but ended up accidentally hitting himself in the face as he yelped in pain.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Okay. That needs to be in the talent show." Geoff says as Bridgette and Sadie nod in agreement.

"Yeah, that was so cool, Harold."

"Agreed," Sadie says as Eva snorts and crosses her arms.

"Not gonna lie, that was impressive. I say he should be in."

"Alright, yeah, you are in, Harold," Courtney says with a nod, admitting defeat as Harold beams and fist bumps as she then turns to the others. "Anyone else wants to show off their talent? We need one more Performer for the challenge." Courtney says as Katie looks down awkwardly and then walks over to whisper into her ear, surprising the Leader of the Killer Bass as she nods. "Alright, then you are in. Okay, so the people who should perform for the Talent Show Challenge are Harold, me, and Katie. Is that cool with everyone?" Courtney asked as everyone nodded, and Max walked up to Katie with a curious look on her face.

"So what is your talent, Katie?"

"You have to wait and see, Maxxy~" Katie says with a playful tone while flicking Max's nose as he blushed brightly.

~[CONFESSIONAL–MAX]~

"Huh, I wonder what talent Katie could be hiding because, not gonna lie, I'm surprised that she didn't dance with Sadie as I thought that they had the same talent. Hell, Sadie even told me that she and Katie usually dance together, but she declined to dance with her this time around for some unknown reason.

~[CONFESSIONAL–KATIE]~

"I'm gonna be honest here, everyone. There are some things about me that not even Sadie knows about, and tonight, I'm planning on revealing just what I can do without her help. I feel bad, but I want to show that I'm not Sadie's Twin. I'm my own person.

~[CONFESSIONAL–COURTNEY]~

"I know it's weird that I didn't have Katie show off her talent to everyone, but she declined to show it off to everyone now and wants to save it for the challenge...eh, it's her loss. If we lose because of her, it's Katie's head, not mine after all. Thanks for adding that bonus to the challenge, Chris."

~[REAL WORLD]~

~[Screaming Gophers Talent Contest Auditions]~

"Are you sure this is safe?" A concerned Heather asked as she and the rest of the Screaming Gophers watched on as a confident Beth could be seen twirling around a pair of batons that were set on fire as Izzy had tried to show her Dance of the Rattlesnake to the others, but Heather, Lindsay, and Beth nixed her suggestion.

"It's okay," Beth says reassuringly as she continues twirling her flaming batons. "I've been practicing," Beth says just as she throws her flaming batons up into the air and tries to catch them both but misses as they crash down into the ground, and creating a small explosion as a tiny crater is formed in the ground. "...I kinda missed the catching class..." Beth says sheepishly as Heather rolls her eyes and turns to the others.

"Okay, so I think that I can speak for everyone that I should compete in the challenge with my Ballet Skills while Trent competes with his singing and guitar and Cody competes with his yo-yo tricks," Heather says with everyone nodding in agreement as, speaking of Cody, we see him walking up to Gwen, who was sitting on a tree stump and was still writing in her diary as the Pervert tried to look cool but failed epically.

"What you got there, a journal?"

"Beat it."

"Oh, I got it. Yeah, it's private, huh?" Cody asked as Gwen glared at him, unimpressed. "I'm down with that. Yeah, it's cool, brah." Cody says before trying, very unstealthily, to peak at Gwen's Diary anyway as she leans away with an irritated glare on her face.

"What part of 'Beat it' don't you understand?" Gwen asked with a growl as Cody ignored her and sniffed her hair as the Goth Girl jumped up in disgust. "What are you, some kind of freak?!"

"Y-You just smell really pretty."

"Ugh..." A revolted Gwen says while turning around to walk away with Cody following after her like a lost puppy as they make their way up to the Cabins and notice Trent practicing on his guitar as Gwen looks at the smoking hole in the ground next to him with exasperation. "I won't even ask," Gwen says while approaching the Screaming Gophers' Girls Cabin as Cody goes over to open the door for her, and Heather spots this as she grins mockingly.

"Look, everyone, the first hook-up of the season."

"Oh yeah, we're going at it big time, I need a swim just to cool off." A heavily sarcastic Gwen says while walking inside the cabin as she closes the door behind Cody, who tried to peek at her undressing down to her Bikini, only for Gwen to come out a few seconds later while slamming the door in Cody's face harshly as the Goth Girl could be seen wearing a black bikini top and a black bikini bottom as she wore no shoes.

"Gwen, wait up, I'll come with you," Trent says while setting down his guitar as an excited Gwen turns to her.

"Sure!" An enthusiastic Gwen says before realizing what she said as she quickly puts on her brooding look. "I mean...whatever," Gwen says as a smiling Trent nods and goes over to the Screaming Gophers Boys' Cabin as he emerges out of it seconds later while wearing red swimtrunks and a pair of black flip-flops as he and Gwen walk off.

"Want me to follow after them and report back to you if they come back after you look for Gwen's Diary?" Lindsay asked as Heather looked away stoically.

~[CONFESSIONAL–HEATHER]~

"Look, as a diary owner myself, I know how sacred they are," Heather said with a serious tone as she crossed her arms. "I know I'm classified as the Alpha Bitch, but I'm sorry, there are some lines you just don't cross. Plus, even if I was heartless enough to follow through with this plan, it actually hurts me more to read Gwen's diary because it will just make Chef give me fewer points, everyone will hate me, and I will get voted out, so sorry, but from a moral and a villain standpoint, reading Gwen's diary out loud on live TV is more hurtful than beneficial to me."

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Sometimes, I just need to get away from everyone here, you know?" Gwen asked Trent with a heavy sigh as we see them hanging out at the Dock of Shame. "I mean, it's like they're all driving me crazy...well, almost all of them," Gwen admitted while glancing over at Trent with a small smile and even a bit of a blush as, suddenly, they were surprised when Cody appeared out of nowhere and ran over to shove past them as he leaped into the ocean, splashing both of them with water as the Perverted Boy resurfaced with a sly smirk on his face.

"Oh, hey there, Gwen, didn't see you there. Care for a Skinny Dip?" Cody asked while reaching into his water to pull down his white swimtrunks as he wiggled his eyebrows around suggestively.

"Ugh! I hate this place!" An angry Gwen snapped while getting up from the dock as she turned around to walk away.

"Nice going, Cody," Trent said to Cody in an irritated tone as he pouted.

~[CONFESSIONAL–CODY]~

"I don't get it. I spend weeks trying to convince a girl to have sex with me, but so far? It's been unsuccessful. Gwen seems to hate me, Heather threatened to castrate me if I get close to her, I get beat up by Julian if I try to flirt with Lindsay or trick her into having sex with me, Leshawna laughs in my face, and Courtney said that she will sue me if I touch her. At this rate, I have to get desperate and try and have sex with Flat-Chested Bridgette, Fugly Beth, Skinny Katie, Fat Sadie, and Ogre Eva. Ugh." A disgusted Cody says with a shiver as he does NOT want to lose his virginity to THOSE girls.

~[REAL WORLD]~

~[CONFESSIONAL–HEATHER]~

"He makes this too easy," Heather says with a smug grin on her face while holding up a recorder as she follows Cody and records his confessional after following the pervert.

~[REAL WORLD]~

~[Killer Bass Talent Contest Auditions]~

After cueing over to the Camp Wawanakwa Amphitheater, we see the Killer Bass hanging around the stage as Harold practices his beatboxing, Courtney plays her violin, and Katie looks at her notebook as she writes something down, and Geoff is playing a game of Poker with Duncan and DJ as Eva watched on as Max was lifting some weights and the Geek groaned with effort while sweating and biting his lip as Sadie could be seen talking with Bridgette.

"So, can you really stand on your hands for 20 minutes?" An intrigued Sadie asked as Bridgette nodded with a smug grin on her face as she took out a chocolate bar.

"Wanna bet that I can't?"

"Definitely.

"Oh you're on." Geoff eagerly said as Max perked up and lowered his weights to turn to them.

"I'm in."

"I'll take a piece of that action!" Harold says as Eva scoffed and rolled her eyes playfully with a small smirk on her face.

"Oh, please, you being able to stand on your hands for 20 minutes with those weak little twigs you call arms? I don't believe it."

"Yeah, that's like virtually impossible." DJ agreed as Bridgette crossed her arms arrogantly.

"Ante up," Bridgette said as everyone went over to place their money or sweets on a crate as Geoff, Max, Sadie, and Harold betted that Bridgette would be able to do a handstand for 20 minutes while DJ, Katie, Duncan, and Eva betted against it. "Okay, twenty minutes starting...now!" Bridgette says while front flipping over to land on her hands in a handstand and started walking around on them with the Killer Bass grinning amusedly and laughing as Courtney noticed this but only glanced at it for a second before going back to her violin, but as Bridgette walked on her hands, her leg ended up getting caught on a rope and the Surfer Girl then hand walked in the other direction, causing the rope her leg was tied to become undone, which resulted in spotlight falling right onto Courtney's head and breaking her violent in two. "Oh crap!" An alarmed Bridgette says with everyone gasping in shock and worry, even Duncan as we then fast forward in time, and we see Courtney whimpering sadly while having bandages wrapped around her head as Katie and Sadie could be seen trying to comfort her as Max and Bridgette stood around her worriedly.

"You...you killed my violin!" Courtney screamed angrily while glaring over at Bridgette as she had a remorseful look on her face.

"Come on, Courtney, you know that she didn't mean to break your violin," Max says compassionately as Bridgette nods.

"Yeah, I didn't mean to," Bridgette says as she reaches over to grab the two pieces of Courtney's Violin. "There must be something we can do," Bridgette says while trying to stick the broken pieces back together...only for the violin to become further broken resulting in Courtney crying as she winced. "...Uh...I promise that I will buy you a new violin when the show is over..."

"Look, guys, I don't mean to come off as insensitive but with Courtney's Violin being broken, we are down a Performer and the Talent Show Challenge is in three hours. What are we going to do?" Max asked worriedly as Katie perked up and turned to him.

"Maxxy, you have to show off your talent."

"W-What?!" A worried Max says while glancing over at the state as he cowered from his stage right. "No, no, I can't!"

"Max, I know you are scared but we have been hanging out for a while and I know how talented and funny you are," Katie said reassuringly as Sadie nodded.

"Yeah, you totally rocked the Awake-A-Thon."

"If anyone can save us from getting eliminated, it's you." A worried Bridgette says, knowing that she could be eliminated if they don't find one more Performer, as Courtney sighed heavily and nodded.

"Look I know that we haven't seen eye to eye but we need your help."

"Just get out there. You won't be afraid anymore if you get out there and just do it." Katie said with a warm smile on her face as Courtney nodded reassuringly.

"You can do this, Max," Courtney says reassuringly as Max gulped nervously but nodded as he stepped forward while trembling.

"Alright, I will do it...even if I'm deathly afraid of performing on stage. Anyway, I have a talent that might guarantee us the win but I need these last three hours to practice and I'm going to need to have an assistant."

~[Everyone]~

"Killer Bass, I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry about the accident," Heather says with a fake apologetic tone as we fast forward to nighttime and we see the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass sitting on the stands of the Camp Wawanakwa Amphitheater with the Six Campers performing for both teams standing on stage, practicing as Heather puts on lipstick while wearing her ballerina outfit, Trent strums his guitar, and a smiling Cody twirled around his yo-yos as Harold was doing some light beatboxing and Katie was going through her notebook as Max was nowhere in sight and the Killer Bass narrowed their eyes angrily as Queen Bee decided to go over and talk to them. "I guess it looks like that Bridgette's fifteen seconds of fame will be over soon, huh?"

"What is that supposed to mean?" An irritated Katie asked as Harold frowned but said nothing since Heather could kick his ass.

"Oh nothing," Heather says with an innocent tone as she shrugs before looking over her nails. "No one would sabotage their own teammate unless they maybe felt threatened."

"Hey, unlike the Gophers, we Killer Bass show some class, so why don't you back off?" Katie asked with a scowl as Heather looked bemused by this.

"Oh, look, the one-note twin extra has some backbone. How cute." Heather says with a mocking laugh while walking off as Katie fumes angrily, and we then fast forward in time as we see Chris making his way onto the stage of the Camp Wawanakwa Amphitheater with a big smile on his face.

"Welcome, one and all, to the TDI Talent Extravaganza and to the very first Camp Wawanakwa Talent Contest where six campers will showcase their mad skills and desperately try not to humiliate themselves on TV! First up for the Screaming Gophers...Trent!" Chris says while walking off as Trent then walks onto the stage with his guitar and sits down on a stool as he smiles at the audience, specifically at Gwen.

"This song goes out to someone special here at camp and another someone in this camp who desperately needs it," Trent said as he strummed his guitar, and the lights all shined on him as everyone looked at him and Max and Bridgette appeared with the night sky covering their bodies from view as they made their way over to backstage and the duo heard what Trent said as they turned to him.

~[If You Love Her by Forest Blakk Song!]~

Trent: Take it,

If she gives you her heart, don't you break it!

Let your arms be a place she feels safe in,

She's the best thing that you'll ever have!

Trent: She always has trouble falling asleep,

And she likes to cuddle while under the sheets!

She loves pop songs and dancing, and bad trash TV,

There's still a few other things!

She loves love notes and babies and likes giving gifts,

Has a hard time accepting a good compliment!

She loves hеr whole family and all of her friends,

So if you'rе the one she lets in!

Trent: Take it,

If she gives you her heart, don't you break it!

Let your arms be a place she feels safe in,

She's the best thing that you'll ever have!

She'll love you if you love her!

Trent: On days when,

It feels like the whole world might cave in,

Stand side by side and you'll make it!

She's the best thing that you'll ever have,

She'll love you if you love her like that!

Trent: Kiss her with passion as much as you can,

Run your hands through her hair whenever she's sad!

And when she doesn't notice how pretty she is,

Tell her over and over so she never forgets!

Trent: Take it,

If she gives you her heart, don't you break it,

Let your arms be a place she feels safe in!

She's the best thing that you'll ever have,

She'll love you if you love her!

Trent: On days when,

It feels like the whole world might cave in,

Stand side by side and you'll make it!

She's the best thing that you'll ever have,

She'll love you if you love her like that!

Trent: She'll love you,

If you love her like that,

She'll love you!

If you love her!

She'll love you!

If you love her!

She'll love you!

If you love her!

Trent: On days when,

It feels like the whole world might cave in,

Stand side by side and you'll make it!

She's the best thing that you'll ever have,

She'll love you if you love her like that!

~[If You Love Her Song by Forest Blakk Song Over]~

"Nice work. I like your style, dude." Chris complimented as he came back on stage after Trent finished his song and the Chef-O-Meter appeared, and it gave Trent a full 10 out of 10. "And so does Grand Master Chef," Chris says as the Screaming Gophers cheer for Trent, who waves at them, and the camera as the Host of Total Drama Island gives him an annoyed look. "All right, quit hogging my light, buddy," Chris says while pushing Trent away as he then turned to the camera.

"Now, first up for the Killer Bass is...surprisingly...Harold!" Chris says while walking off stage as Harold appears and goes over to the microphone as the Killer Bass had knowing and smug grins on their faces while the Screaming Gophers laughed to each other arrogantly, thinking that they got this in the bag...only for Harold to inhale sharply as, for the next thirty seconds, everyone, sans the Killer Bass, watched on with shocked and astonished looks on their faces as the Nerd was beatboxing the most amazing beatbox that any of them had ever heard and gave a bow when finished as the Killer Bass cheered loudly. "Wicked beatboxing, dude!" Chris complimented as he came back on stage, and the Chef-O-Meter appeared as it gave Harold a 10 out of 10. "And Grand Master Chef thinks so too," Chris says as Harold smiles proudly and turns around to walk away.

"So with two acts down and four to go, the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass are currently tied with 10 each. Let's see if the next talent will shake things up. Give it up for...Heather." Chris says while walking off of the stage as Ballet Music rang out and Heather jumps onto the scene as she can be seen spending the next five minutes performing a beautiful dance with her footwork being light as a feather, and her movements are smooth and perfect as a diamond, and the Leader of the Screaming Gophers then finished off her Ballet Dance by jumping high into the air as she landed on the ground while doing the splits as the Screaming Gophers cheered loudly. "Nice dance moves there, Heather," Chris says while appearing on the stage as the Chef-O-Meter appeared and gave Heather a 9 out of 10.

"Not bad but let's just hope that the Killer Bass don't get a 10 out of 10 or else the they will be in the lead," Chris says as Heather scoffs and rolls her eyes, not scared of this whatsoever as she walks off. "Speaking off, our next contestant for the Total Drama Talent Show challenge is...Katie." Chris says while talking off as the lights died down and spotlights shined down at the curtains, which were pulled back to show Katie sitting down at the piano and taking the mic as she looked at the audience with a warm smile on her face.

"This one goes out to a certain someone on our team. I'm sure you'll know," Katie said with a smile as she pressed down on the keys and began to play before she put her lips to the mic and began to sing.

~[Hero by Mariah Carey Song!]~

Katie: There's a hero,

If you look inside your heart!

You don't have to be afraid,

Of what you are!

There's an answer,

If you reach into your soul,

And the sorrow that you know,

Will melt away!

Katie: And then a hero comes along,

With the strength to carry on,

And you cast your fears aside!

And you know you can survive!

So when you feel like hope is gone,

Look inside you and be strong,

And you'll finally see the truth!

That a hero lies in you!

Katie: It's a long road,

When you face the world alone!

No one reaches out a hand for you to hold!

You can find love,

If you search within yourself,

And the emptiness you felt,

Will disappear!

Katie: And then a hero comes along,

With the strength to carry on,

And you cast your fears aside!

And you know you can survive!

So when you feel like hope is gone,

Look inside you and be strong,

And you'll finally see the truth!

That a hero lies in you!

Katie: Lord knows,

Dreams are hard to follow,

But don't let anyone,

Tear them away!

Hold on!

There will be tomorrow,

In time,

You'll find the way!

Katie: And then a hero comes along,

With the strength to carry on,

And you cast your fears aside!

And you know you can survive!

So when you feel like hope is gone,

Look inside you and be strong,

And you'll finally see the truth!

That a hero lies in you!

~[Hero by Mariah Carey Song Over!]~

"Now that was amazing, Katie." Chris praised while appearing on stage just as the lights were turned on again as the Chef-O-Meter appeared and gave Katie a 10 out of 10. "And Grandmaster Chef thinks the same," Chris says as the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass cheer loudly as Katie smiles and stands up from her seat as Max's Crush bows to the Campers and then gives a stunned Heather a smug grin.

~[CONFESSIONAL–KATIE]~

"How is that for a one-note twin extra?" Katie asked arrogantly as she crossed her arms underneath her F-Cup Breasts.

~[CONFESSIONAL–HEATHER]~

"Oh, that bitch is going down." An angry Heather says as she scowled at the camera.

~[CONFESSIONAL–MAX]~

"That was the most beautiful thing that I have ever heard." A stunned Max says with his jaw dropped as he has hearty eyes. "And that also gives me...a lot to think about."

~[REAL WORLD]~

"I had no idea you could sing like that," A shocked Sadie says while running over to take Katie's hands as she giggles a bit.

"Yeah, I wanted to leave it as a surprise," Katie says while hugging Sadie before letting go of her as Chris shooed them off.

"Anyway, now let's tally up the results so far. The Killer Bass are currently in the lead with 20 points while the Screaming Gophers are behind by 1 point. These last two acts can determine the win of either team, so let's start things off with the final Performer of the Screaming Gophers...Cody!" Chris says while stepping away as Cody appears and held four yo-yos as he has a confident grin on his face and begins doing his fancy trick...only for him to immediately lose control of his yo-yos as they whirled around his body repeatedly and began hitting his crotch repeatedly, breaking his dick and balls as Cody lets out a loud, high-pitch scream and crashed down into the ground as an awkward silence rang out. "...Well...that was pathetic. What do you think, Grandmaster Chef?" Chris asked while walking back onto the stage as the Chef-O-Meter then popped up and gave Cody a generous 6 out of 10. "Not bad. Killer Bass, if you get more than 25 Points, you will win the challenge, so let's give it up for the Final Performer of the Killer Bass...Max!" Chris says while walking off of the stage as the lights go down and the spotlight shined down on the stage as a huge explosion of smoke occurs and we see an extremely nervous Max standing on stage while wearing a Classic Magician Outfit as Bridgette stands beside him and had her long light blonde hair loose and free as she wore a sleeveless long sparkly cyan dress that showed off her figure.

"W-Welcome, everyone, to the Magic Max Magic Show!" Max says anxiously as Bridgette gives him a reassuring look, and the teenage boy takes a shaky breath as he smiles awkwardly. "M-My name is Magic Max, I'm your M-Magician! And I'm here to s-show you the most jaw-dropping, heartstopping, mind-bending p-paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon! Isn't that right, my sexy assistant, B-Bridgette?!"

"That's right, Magic Max! I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today!" Bridgette says with a big wide smile on her face as she was admittedly forced to play the act as his assistant due to her major fuck up earlier, but didn't seem to mind as the Surfer Girl was happy to see Geoff staring at her lustfully.

"W-Well, let's not waste any more time! Let's get right into the s-show!" Max says as Bridgette hands him a deck of cards. "Chris, my man, do you mind stepping back on stage to pick a card?"

"Ooh, yes, I always wanted to participate in this type of magic trick." An excited Chris says while walking back on stage as Max holds out the deck of cards.

"Pick a card, any c-card," Max says as Chris reaches over to grab the Ace of Diamonds and then handed back to him as the Geek proceeds to toss the cards away recklessly.

"Wait, why did you-,"

"H-Hey, Chris, why don't you check your back p-pocket?" Max asked while Bridgette turned around to leave the stage as Chris raised an eyebrow curiously and reached into his back pocket to pull out the Ace of Diamonds as his eyes widened in shock.

"Holy crap! It's my card!" Chris says as the Killer Bass cheered loudly.

"N-Now, for my next trick, I will saw my s-sexy assistant in half," Max says just as Courtney wheeled in Bridgette, who was hanging out inside of a large box with only her head and feet poking out as the Geek went over to her and reached behind him to pull out a big saw blade as he proceeds to carefully cut Bridgette in half, much to everyone's shock and worry as the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass were amazed to see that Max was able to cut his sexy assistant in half as she began moving her head and feet around as everyone cheered loudly. "A-And now for my f-final trick, I will l-levitate both stands into the air," Max says with everyone being doubtful by what he said, but the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass's eyes bugged out in surprise and awe as the Geek raised his hands and was able to somehow move both stands up into the air for a solid minute before gently setting them down as the Killer Bass cheered loudly.

"Okay, not gonna lie, that was impressive, Max," Chris says with a big grin on his face as the Chef-O-Meter then pops up and gives Max a 10 out of 10. "And with that, the final score for the Screaming Gophers is 25 Points while the Killer Bass has 30 Points, which means that the Bass wins and Harold, Katie, Max, and even Bridgette receive immunity from their team's next elimination!"

"Whoo-hoo!"

"You did it, Max!"

"That was amazing!" Courtney, Katie, and Bridgette cheered while rushing over to hug Max and even took turns kissing him on the cheeks repeatedly as he blushed heavily and smiled awkwardly as the Geek couldn't believe that he was able to get over his Stage Fright and win the challenge for his team.

"And as for the Screaming Gophers, pick your favorite loser, and I'll see you at the bonfire," Chris says as we fast forward in time and we see Gwen and Noah being forcibly pulled to the side by Heather as she brought them along into the Camp Wawanakwa Woods to have a private talk with each other.

"Okay, look, you two hate me and I hate you as well."

"Glad that we come to an understanding," Gwen says sarcastically with her arms crossed as Heather gives her a serious look.

"Look, there's a reason why I pulled you two aside."

"It's because Gwen and I have more social game than you currently and you want us to not convince everyone to vote you out?" Noah asked with a stoic frown on his face while mentally smirking smugly at finally being able to vote out the Queen Bee as Heather gritted her teeth angrily.

"Well, yeah, but you see, I think that we should vote out Cody."

"Hmmm...yeah, maybe it's time for Cody to leave," Gwen says as a worried Noah turns to her.

"Don't say that,"

"Why? For once, Gwen's right. It's the truth." Heather says as Gwen nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, Cody is a huge pervert who barely helps out in challenges and focuses more on perving on us. He literally tried to spy on us in the shower multiple times. I'm genuinely scared that Cody will try to rape one of us when we are sleeping." Gwen says sincerely as Heather nods.

"Same, so are we voting out Cody?"

"Wait, hold on," Noah says while reaching over to grab Gwen and pull her to the side as Heather narrowed her eyes at them suspiciously. "I agree that Cody is a huge pervert and I'm not vouching for the guy at all, I don't really give a shit about him, but don't you think that we should use this chance to vote out a powerful threat and then we can vote out Cody the next time we lose a challenge?" Noah asked Gwen, who glanced down at the ground thoughtfully as Heather stepped forward and reached into her pocket to pull out a recorder.

"Before you guys decide on anything, you both should know that I spotted Cody heading to the confessional and I recorded everything that he said. Take a look at...this." Heather says as she presses play on her recorder.

"I don't get it. I spend days trying to convince a girl to have sex with me, but so far? It's been unsuccessful. Gwen seems to hate me, Heather threatened to castrate me if I get close to her, I get beat up by Julian if I try to flirt with Lindsay or trick her into having sex with me, Leshawna laughs in my face, and Courtney said that she will sue me if I touch her. At this rate, I have to get desperate and try and have sex with Flat-Chested Bridgette, Fugly Beth, Skinny Katie, Fat Sadie, and Ogre Eva. Ugh."

"...We are voting out Cody tonight," Gwen says with a furious and threatening tone as Noah sighs heavily and facepalmed.

~[CONFESSIONAL–GWEN]~

"That fucking pervert is going down now."

~[CONFESSIONAL–HEATHER]~

"Thank you, Cody, for not keeping it in your pants, or else I would be kicked out of the competition right now. Bye bye, pervert." Heather says with a fake cheery tone as she then flipped off the camera.

~[CONFESSIONAL–NOAH]~

"Goddamn it, Cody, we had a chance to kick out a powerful threat of the competition, but you HAD to think with your dick." An angry and annoyed Noah says as he didn't bother trying to convince the girls to vote out Heather since he knew that there would be no point in doing so.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Screaming Gophers," Chris says with a serious tone as he holds out a plate containing 10 Marshmallows as we fast forward to nighttime, and we see the Screaming Gophers sitting on the stumps at the Campfire Ceremony. "Marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision," Chris said while holding up his plate of marshmallows as he pointed at it. "There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the boat of losers. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back...ever. The first marshmallow goes to...Gwen." Chris says as Gwen smiles and walks up to the Host of Total Drama Island, who pierces a marshmallow onto the Goth Girl's stick.

"Lindsay, Julian, and Beth," Chris called out as Lindsay, Julian, and Beth perked up as they went over to get their marshmallows. "Izzy, Owen, and Leshawna," Chris said as Izzy, Owen, and Leshawna beamed as they went over to grab their marshmallows. "Noah," Chris says as Noah sighs heavily and makes his way over to get his marshmallow. "Now, there are only two marshmallows left, and there are three of you. Each of you has a reason to be voted out due to performing at the Total Drama Talent Show Challenge. Anyway the penultimate marshmallow of the night goes to..."

"..."

"...Trent," Chris says as Trent perks up and goes over to get his marshmallow as Gwen sighs in relief. "Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening," Chris says solemnly as Heather narrows her eyes seriously and crosses her arms as Cody trembles nervously and gulps. "The final marshmallow of the night goes to..."

"..."

"...Heather," Chris says with a smile as Heather grins smugly and stands up to walk over to grab her marshmallow as Cody's eyes widen in shock and slump down sadly. "Sorry, dude, but next time, you should learn to keep it in your pants."

"I know that you're really crazy about girls and you're welcome to pursue them somewhere else, but you're not doing that here at Camp Wawanakwa anymore," Gwen says while folding her arms as Heather nodded in agreement.

"We are sick and tired of you perving on us when we are in the showers, intentionally doing bad in the challenges to check us out, trying to steal our underwear, or finding ways to touch us. We've had enough." Heather says with sass as she was getting sick spotting Cody trying to check her out when she was changing.

"Learn to keep your hormones in check, sugar," Leshawna says as Izzy nods with a glare.

"Yeah, I want to be able to sleep in the buff without worry of getting groped."

"Agreed," Lindsay says with a scowl and a pout as Julian hugs her protectively.

"Sorry, man, but you brought this on yourself," Trent says as Beth huffs and crosses her arms angrily.

"And Heather recorded your confessional. You really only see us as pieces of meat, so get out of here, pervert." Beth says as Owen says nothing, but doesn't seem bothered by the elimination as Noah looks more annoyed that they couldn't vote out Heather but says nothing as a saddened and disappointed Cody turns over to the girls hopefully.

"...Can I just please have one quickie before I-,"

"GET OUT OF HERE!" Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, Beth, Izzy, and Leshawna snapped furiously while throwing their marshmallows at Cody as Chris turned to him.

"You heard the ladies, Cody. Dock of Shame is that way, bro." Chris says while pointing away as Cody reluctantly gets up from his seat and makes his way over to the Dock of Shame as he gets on Chef Hatchet's Boat and sails off into the unknown to leave Total Drama Island...Forever. "The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows," Chris says to the remaining members of the Screaming Gophers as they start to roast their marshmallows over the fire. "You're all safe...for tonight,"

"You know, Heather, I don't know if you know this, but you actually acted very heroic today," Gwen says with a smug grin as Heather's face paled in shock and realization. "Which means that for once in your life, you acted-,"

"A hero?" A disgusted Heather says with her eyes widened in horror as she shivered.

And done. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, I wanted to reveal which season and shows I will be doing for the whole Total Drama Series, which includes: Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, Total Drama World Tour, Total Drama Revenge of the Island, Total Drama All-Stars, Total Drama Pahkitew Island, Disventure Camp-Season 1, Disventure Camp-Season 2, Disventure Camp: All-Stars, and Disventure Camp 4: Carnival of Chaos. That's about it. Oh, and here are all of the current contestants and all of the Eliminated Ones:

A) Screaming Gophers-10: Gwen, Trent, Heather, Lindsay, Julian, Beth, Izzy, Owen, Leshawna, and Noah.

B) Killer Bass-10: Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Max, Katie, Sadie, Courtney, Duncan, Eva, and Harold.

C) Eliminated Contestants: Ezekiel (For Being Sexist), Justin (For Cheating), Tyler (For Fucking Up A VERY EASY Win For His Team), Cody (For His Pervertedness)

That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.