Total Drama Island! Chapter 9: If You Can't Take the Heat!, a total drama series fanfic

Hey, guys. Welcome to the new chapter of, 'Total Drama Island!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, as the OC Julian Todoroki belongs entirely to 9655.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

"Last time on Total Drama Island," Chris says with an arrogant smirk while standing on the Dock of Shame of Camp Wawanakwa as he begins recapping what happened in the last chapter. "Our competitors became hunters, and the hunted. In a weird and strangely watchable twist, Beth was able to not only finally stand up to Heather but also accidentally fired multiple paintballs all over Heather and Lindsay's bodies, covering them with paint and making the Screaming Gophers lose the challenge, which is unfortunate because while they were busy having a massive amount of infighting, Julian's experience in hunting would've paved the way for the Screaming Gophers' Victory as, with unmatched speed, resourcefulness, and strength, he was able to take the majority of the Killer Bass singlehanded."

"That's a tough break, dude. Maybe in a future Hunting Challenge, there will be no weird and dark Tiki Doll Curse that will hinder your chances of winning again. Anyway, ultimately, it was the Screaming Gophers who once again had to suffer through another bonfire ceremony. In the end, it was Beth who got the shaft due to both costing the team their win in the challenge and stealing food from Chef, thus breaking the rules of her contract and getting her immediately disqualified from the game. The Gophers are still the underdogs. Can they bounce back? Or is their goose finally cooked? And will both Heather and Harold FINALLY suffer the consequences of their actions? Find out tonight on...TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

{Total Drama Island Theme Song!}

Random cameras and spotlights began appearing in random places in Camp Wawanakwa as one of the cameras appeared in a random forest, a spotlight appeared in front of the cabins, and a second camera appeared out of the ground while carrying around a surprised Beaver as a second spotlight comes out of a tree and knocked away a startled Squirrel as a pair of hands closing a clapperboard appeared and the camera then can be seen zooming in from right to left as it shows all of Camp Wawanakwa and the camera began moving up towards a cliff while showing Chris McLean drinking coffee and commanding the camera crew from a folding chair as the camera reaches the top of the cliff, and it proceeds to dive right down into the lake below as a big splash occurred.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine,

You guys are on my mind!

Letting out a loud cheer, a smiling and excited Owen can be seen falling down from the Camp Wawanakwa High Cliff and heading straight down to crash against the lake, producing a huge splash as he swam around and then farted loudly, knocking out a fish with the smell as the camera then panned upwards and showed Bridgette and Geoff floating around in the lake on Bridgette's surfboard while wearing their swimtrunks and bikini as they were flirting with each other, only to stop when the smell of Owen's foul fart hits them, ruining the mood as the unconscious fish reached the surface, and an eagle flies by and picks it up as he proceeds to drop it somewhere in the forest.

You asked me what I wanted to be

And now I think the answer is plain to see,

I wanna be famous!

In the forest, we see a smiling DJ sitting in the forest with two birds, a chipmunk, a skunk, a frog, two squirrels, a tortoise, and a bunny hanging around him as he seems to get along well with them until the dead fish drops right in front of him, startling the animals and causing them to attack him, causing DJ to scream panickedly and turned around to run away as he runs past Duncan, who could be seen laughing at DJ's misfortune until he notices Courtney glaring at him disapprovingly as she crossed her arms at him and shakes her head as the Bad Boy grinned sheepishly.

I wanna live close to the sun,

Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!

The camera then goes through the forest to where Heather and Leshawna are seen slap-fighting angrily in a rubber raft that falls off a waterfall since they were not paying attention as, once they fall by, Harold is seen practicing martial arts moves on a log stretched across a gorge behind the waterfall up until Izzy, who is swinging on a vine, crashes into him, sending them both flying back into camp from where they crash into the confessional and knock a half-dressed Lindsay out of it, revealing her pink panties as she landed in front of her boyfriend Julian, who recovered quickly as he ran over to help his girlfriend up to her feet and pulled up her skirt as she gave him a grateful kiss on the cheek.

Everything to prove, nothing in my way,

I'll get there one day,

Cause, I wanna be famous!

Chef Hatchet is then seen in the kitchen, stirring a pot of food with his bare hands as he looks over at Noah and Ezekiel, who are tied up together at the counter as they briefly glance at each other nervously before the camera pans over to the others, who are arm-wrestling at a nearby table as Tyler is struggling to win until Eva defeats him and grins evilly as she accidentally broke his hand, causing him to scream girlishly as she laughed.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

The camera then moves out the window and pans over to Sadie, who is sitting near the beach on some stairs and is fawning over Justin as said person looks at himself in two different mirrors, and a heavily blushing Max can be seen putting some sunscreen on his girlfriend Katie, who had taken off her bikini top and laid down on the ground with her breasts smushed against the blanket as she winked up at him sensually just as her boyfriend crushed the sunscreen accidentally as he sprayed her whole back with all of his bottled up white goo, causing her to giggle amusedly with a blush on her face as a seagull, with a fragment of net wrapped around its neck, is seen sitting on the water as a shark jumps over it and eats a trout in mid-air as The seagull appears to be safe until a mysterious tentacle grabs it and pulls it under the water.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!

Beth is then seen when the camera moves over to the Dock of Shame as she begins twirling around two fire batons in her hands and then tosses the fire batons into the air, and it switches to night as Gwen and Trent are now seen sharing a romantic moment at the campfire pit, sitting next to each other and leaning in closely while smiling flirtatiously...until Cody appears between them, and puts his arms over their shoulders as the camera then zooms out with Gwen and Trent looking awkwardly at an oblivious and beaming Cody while the rest of the campers are seen gathered in a circle around the fire while whistling the tune of, 'I Wanna Be Famous!', as a wooden sign with the words, 'Total Drama Island!' painted onto it is then seen, and the words flash briefly as the screen goes black.

{Total Drama Island Theme Song Over!}

It was a normal day in Muskoka, Ontario as we cue over to Camp Wawanakwa and we appear at the Killer Bass Boys' Cabin as we zoom inside and we see all of the boys in the Killer Bass sleeping sound in their beds with Geoff snoring underneath his hat, DJ cuddling with his teddy bear, a drooling Harold rubbed his behind, Max woke up early and sat up on his bed as he read a book about the dark arts that Gwen had lent him yesterday, and Duncan woke up as he yawned and dropped down from his bed as the Juvie Punk landed on all fours and began doing push ups as he was then forced to stop due to smelling something disgusting in front of him and raised his head to see Harold's dirty tighty whities placed before him as it had a huge noticeable shit stain on it, causing Duncan to gag loudly and backed away in disgust, waking everyone up as Max, DJ, and Geoff laughed amusedly while Harold flinched and sweated nervously as his bully turned to glare at him angrily.

"Not cool, Harold! Not cool!" Duncan yelled while standing up from the floor and pointed over at Harold as he wore his pajamas, which consisted of him being shirtless and wearing black boxers as he had no shoes.

"Those aren't mine!" Harold said while shaking his head in denial and reached over to grab his glasses as he put them on while wearing his pajamas, which consisted of a long-sleeved baggy orange shirt with cowboy designs on it, long baggy orange pants, and no shoes.

"I gotta agree with Duncan on this one," Max said while adjusting his glasses as he was wearing his pajamas, which consisted of a long-sleeved, baggy dark gray shirt, black boxers, and no shoes. "You're always leaving your gitchs lying around for us," Max said while he and the others got out of their beds and backed away from the dirty underwear.

"No, I'm not!" An angry Harold yelled back as he crossed his arms. "Gosh!"

"Uh, yeah, you are, dude." Geoff pointed out while wearing his pajamas, which consists of him being shirtless and wearing white boxers as he has no shoes.

"You have like, absolutely no proof," Harold said defensively while getting out of the bed as DJ rolled his eyes and scoffed as he wore his pajamas, which consisted of a black tank top, long baggy black pants, and no shoes.

"You are the only one here who doesn't wear boxers, Harold. Plus, your mom sewed your name onto the label." DJ says while pointing over at Harold's dirty underwear as it had his name on the label.

"Harold, it's not that big of a deal. Just pick up your dirty stuff and get it cleaned. We all do it, you should too." Max said as Harold huffed in annoyance and reached over to grab a towel.

"Whatever. I'm going for a shower." Harold said as he stormed off.

"Hey, don't forget to clean the skid maker!" Duncan yelled to Harold as he left, and the boys laughed amusedly. "I think Harold needs to be taught a lesson, boys. Who's with me?"

"You know what, Duncan?" Max asked as he stepped up to his bully. "...You're absolutely right."

"Wait...I am?" A surprised Duncan says as Max sighed heavily.

"Look, it's obvious we don't get along with each other but the one thing that we can agree with is that Harold leaving his crusty underwear around is gross, right?"

"Yeah," Geoff said as Max narrowed his eyes seriously.

"So this time, I'm in."

"Alright, this will be good. I'm in too." DJ said as Max smirked mischievously.

"Good, because I have an idea."

"Mind if I join?" Julian asked angrily while storming into the cabin as he was wearing his pajamas, which consisted of a long-sleeved high-collared purple silk shirt, long silk purple pants, and a pair of purple slippers.

"Wait, you want to help us?" A surprised Max asked as Julian nodded.

"Yeah, I'm sick of finding Harold's dirty underwear in the Washrooms-Also, seriously, how hard is it to wipe and clean your own ass? Does he even use toilet paper?" Julian asked incredulously as he fumed. "I want revenge on him."

"Well, if you want to join us, go right ahead, my man," Duncan said with a shrug as Max nodded.

"Yeah, also, here is the plan," Max says while whispering his plan as everyone leaned forward and began listening to him as they all grinned slyly and nodded in approval as we then cue over to the Camp Wawanakwa Beach and we see the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass standing in front of Chris as he began explaining today's challenge to them.

"Okay, today's challenge will test your minds, your teamwork, and your skills in the kitchen," Chris said as Max and Gwen perked up at that last part before giving a small fist pump to themselves with small smiles on their faces.

~[CONFESSIONAL–MAX]~

"Ohhh, this is gonna be good," Max said with an excited tone as he rubbed his hands.

~[CONFESSIONAL–GWEN]~

"Huh, for once, I'm actually excited for a challenge. I know that it may not seem like it, but I am actually a very talented cook. Maybe I can help us win this challenge?"

~[CONFESSIONAL–NOAH]~

"Damn, cooking is not exactly my forte. I wanted to take the lead in this challenge and win it to increase my social game, but sadly, I just had to stay behind and let Heather take the lead instead...which is probably a good idea in hindsight because that Tiki Doll's Curse is still in effect and it could fuck me over if I try to take lead on a challenge...also, I'm still reeling on the fact that apparently, magic exists. Wow." Noah said with a stunned look on his face as he shivered.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"You'll be cooking a three-course meal and serving it to me for tasting. The winners get a reward and the losers will send somebody home. Each team will appoint a head chef to create the theme of the meal and to oversee the cooking. To cook, you need ingredients. Every morning, a truck brings us food. Today's task starts there." Chris said while pointing ahead as the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass turned their heads as their eyes widened in shock and disbelief at the sight of the Food Truck coming onto the beach from the ocean as the window rolled down to reveal the driver of said truck was a Dolphin.

~[CONFESSIONAL–COURTNEY]~

"...Okay, what the fuck was that?"

~[CONFESSIONAL–EVA]~

"So, I know that I may seem superhuman to most people, but that was the most weirdest thing that I had ever seen in my life and I had seen my Father take on a whole group of Rogue Gorillas and beat them all with submission...while he had a broken arm." Eva says with a stunned look on her face as she blinks slowly.

~[CONFESSIONAL–LINDSAY]~

"Okay, I know that I'm not the smartest one around here, but like...that was not normal, right?"

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Maxy, please tell me cooking is part of your bag of tricks too," Katie said pleadingly as, due to being the winners of the last challenge, the Killer Bass had first dibs on the Food Truck and went over to open it to see all of the ingredients inside.

"Funny enough it is. My Mom had to work late shifts, so I had to cook food for my Sis and I. I don't want to toot my own horn but I'm a pretty great cook." Max bragged as a grinning Geoff turned to rub his head.

"Hello, Head Chef," Geoff said, surprising Max as he blinked slowly.

"Wait, really?"

"Yeah, none of us know how to cook, so you are going to be Head Chef. Take it or leave it." Courtney said with a smirk as Max slowly smiled and nodded.

"Okay, I will humbly accept, but we don't have a lot of time to cook, so let's move it, people. I was thinking that we could do an Italian Theme." Max says as he and the rest of the Killer Bass went into the truck to get their ingredients for their meal later on as we cue back to the Screaming Gophers and we see Gwen planning to raise her hand to take the role as Head Chef, but was stopped by a smirking Heather.

"Head chef! Called it!" Heather said while pulling out a clipboard as she immediately began giving out orders, much to Gwen's annoyance as Trent and Leshawna patted her back to comfort her.

~[CONFESSIONAL–HEATHER]~

"I had to take the leadership role. Hello, we're on a losing streak, and the Killer Bass have two extra people compared to us. If we keep losing like this, then it would spell disaster for all of us," Heather said with an annoyed glare as she placed her hands on her hips. "And really, everyone else on the team is pretty useless."

~[CONFESSIONAL–GWEN]~

"I knew that it would be too good to be true...but hey, at least Max got to be able to lead his team."

~[CONFESSIONAL–JULIAN]~

"I REALLY hate Heather leading our team. Why would we trust her to lead us when Heather barely tries in challenges and actively makes us lose?"

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Leshawna? Mangos. Noah? Pineapples. Linday? Macadamias. Trent? Rum. Julian? Ribs. Gwen? Tomatoes." Heather ordered as the Screaming Gophers sighed heavily but reluctantly made their way over to get their assigned ingredients as we then fast forward in time, and we see the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass arriving at Chef's Kitchen in the Camp Wawanakwa's Mess Hall as Max held his own clipboard and coughed a bit to get everyone's attention.

"Okay, we've got like, three courses and nine people here, so we will make teams of three people each. The main course will be spaghetti and meatballs while the appetizer will be antipasto and the dessert will be cannoli with vanilla custard. Who wants to join which team?"

"I know how to make pasta sauce," DJ says while raising his hand as Bridgette does the same.

"I know how to boil pasta."

"And I can make a mean meatball," Eva said with a smirk on her face as she, DJ, and Bridgette shared a high five.

"Katie and I can rock the antipasto." Harold offered as he held up his hands to make several karate chop motions. "I'm like a black belt when it comes to cutting cheese," Harold said as he was then confused when all of the Killer Bass shared a good-natured laugh. "What...What?!"

"I can help with the antipasto too," Geoff said with a chuckle as Harold was a bit miffed that no one told him why they found what he said funny.

"Alright, I guess that leaves Duncan, Courtney, and I on dessert detail," Max said with Duncan giving Courtney a sly grin as she rolled her eyes and scoffed.

"Um, can I please switch with someone?" Courtney asked Max as she took a step away from the delinquent.

"Come on, Courtney, do it for the team." Max says while placing his hand on Courtney's shoulder as she sighed heavily but smiled and nodded as Duncan decided that it was the time to raise his hand and slammed it against her ass as he marvled at how far his hand sunk into it.

"Yeah, sweetcheeks, do it for the team."

~[CONFESSIONAL–MAX]~

"He totally deserved what happened to him next," Max said deadpannedly as he pushed up his glasses.

~[CONFESSIONAL–DUNCAN]~

"Ugh, ow...totally worth it..." Duncan said with a goofy and blushing smile on his face as he had glass shards and blood covering his whole body as well as a big hand-shaped bruise on his face and placed an ice bag on his injured crotch.

~[CONFESSIONAL–COURTNEY]~

"He's totally unmotivated, perverted, and he never washed his hands. He's so obnoxious." Courtney ranted angrily while listing off all of the reasons why she 'hated' Duncan as the editor fast forward the confessional since the CIT had spent three fucking hours ranting about her hatred about Duncan. "...owning sunglasses doesn't automatically make you cool...people like that are so annoying! I mean, honestly, who does that? And don't even get me started on his hair...and I also don't like his cracks about my ass. It's not fat." Courtney says with a glare while FINALLY finishing her confessional as she stood up and tried to leave the Confessional...only for her fat ass to get stuck in the door as the CIT pouted.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Yo, Max, do you mind if I take a five-minute bathroom break?" Geoff asked Max while winking at him as he grinned and nodded.

"Sure, just be quick about it," Max says as Geoff nodded and left as he spent the next five minutes using a stick to collect all of Harold's dirty underwear and pants from both the floor and the drawers in the Killer Bass Boys' Cabin as he placed them all in a white bag before hiding it in the Screaming Gophers Boys' Cabin, directly underneath Julian's Bunk as he requested and then made his way back to Chef's Kitchen as the Party Dude nodded over to Max, who nodded back as he turned to Pacifist Giant.

"Hey, DJ, can you get some water for me?"

"Sure, dude," DJ said while winking at him as he then made his way over to grab a large pot and filled it with water as the Pacifist Giant whistled loudly and made his way back over to Max as he made sure to walk close to a distracted Harold. "Where do you want me to-Whoa!" DJ says before pretending to trip and spilling the water all over Harold's pants as he yelped in surprise and annoyance.

"Smooth move, Dorkahontas!"

"Come on, DJ, look where you are looking next time." A glaring Max said, pretending to scold him as he then turned to Harold. "If you want to take a five-minute break to change your pants, go ahead," Max said as Harold huffed and turned around to walk away as Eva walked up to her friend.

"Let me guess, you are planning to get some revenge on Harold, huh?"

"Yep, want to stop me?"

"Nah, I'm proud. Looks like someone finally found his balls." Eva says with a smirk while punching Max's stomach, causing him to grunt lightly and smiled as we cue over to the Screaming Gophers and we see Heather giving out orders while wearing a white apron and carrying around a clipboard as she had a serious glare on her face.

"Lindsay? Julian? You two are on the citrus macadamia upside down cake flambé."

"Know how to make an upside-down flamer thingy?" Lindsay asked Julian, who was about to open up his mouth to correct her but decided against it, as we then see Noah appearing onto the scene and was carrying around the crate filled with pineapples, but then suddenly, a random orange appeared out of nowhere, and it caused the King of Sarcasm to trip over it as he crashed down on top of the pineapples, destroying them and covering himself with yellow and orange juice as the Queen Bitch glared over at him in annoyance.

"Go back to the truck and get more pineapples!" Heather growled at Noah, who rolled his eyes in frustration and irritation as he got up from the ground and walked off.

~[CONFESSIONAL–NOAH]~

"That damn curse better do something bad to Heather today..."

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Trent, you and Noah are on ribs," Heather instructed as Trent nodded while carrying around the ribs as she then turned to the last remaining members of the Screaming Gophers. "Leshawna and Gwen? You two are on pineapple skewers and mango dip."

"Girl, let me handle the appetizers," Leshawna said with a smug grin as she placed her hands on her hips. "I know how to make a mean chili chutney that will knock the socks off the devil."

"Oh, really? Well, that's so great." Heather said sarcastically as she glared at the Bootylicious Sista. "But since I'm Head Chef, we're gonna stick to my plan, and my plan is pineapples with sticks through them. Got it?" Heather asked a fuming Leshawna as Gwen glared at her.

"You know, a GOOD Head Chef would consider what their employees suggest and maybe even use them?"

"Who are you to question me, Weird Goth Girl? Just do as I say." Heather ordered sharply as we then cue over to the Killer Bass Boys' Cabin, and we see Harold going through his clothes to find some dry pants and underwear to replace the ones DJ got wet, only to find nothing but shirts as he was thankfully able to find his red speedo and beamed.

"Looks like it's your time to shine," Harold says with a grin as we cue back to Chef's Kitchen, and we see DJ and Bridgette cutting the tomatoes while Eva is making the meatballs in the background as the Surfer Girl eyes Geoff lovingly.

"I think he's into you."

"Maybe, he is kinda cute," Bridgette admitted to DJ, who perked up and sped over to grab Geoff's left hand as he yanked him over to Bridgette.

"You know, you look good when you're cooking dinner." Geoff complimented, making Bridgette smile as she blushed lightly. "Kinda like my friend Evan's really hot mom with the huge cans!"

"Excuse me?!" Bridgette yelled at Geoff with an angry glare on her face as a panicking DJ rushed over to place his hands on his friend's shoulders.

"Geoff, why don't you go get us some more tomatoes, dude?"

"Sure thing," Geoff said with an oblivious smile on his face as he winked over at Bridgette. "Later, Bridge," Geoff said while walking away as Bridgette huffed and rolled her eyes as DJ and Eva shared an incredulous look and facepalmed.

~[CONFESSIONAL–DJ AND EVA]~

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand just like that, all of the progress that Geoff made in the past two challenges quickly went down the drain," DJ says with a blank look on his face as Eva shakes her head with a disbelieving look on her face.

"Seriously, I'm not that huge of a fan of romance, but even I feel bad for Bridgette dealing with an oblivious idiot like Geoff."

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Nice job." Noah complimented Trent after he placed some sauce over the ribs as he was able to find another crate of pineapples and placed it on the table.

"Thanks, dude, but I think that it needs a little more oomph, you know?" Trent says while looking around and spotted the cabinets as he walked over to open them and screamed in shock as a bunch of heavy pots and pans flew out to bash against him, knocking him down and sends him flying over to slam against the table, causing the crate of pineapples to fall off and crashed against Trent as he was instantly knocked out.

~[CONFESSIONAL–HEATHER]~

"Things are going perfectly great," Heather said with a twitchy eye and a fake smile on her face as she clenched her fist in rage. "...except for the fact that everyone keeps doubting my leadership skills and Trent's concussion, which means he's out of today's challenge...but still, this challenge is totally ours," Heather said before facepalming herself as she groaned loudly.

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Careful your big paws don't mush the pastry." Courtney says to Duncan while at the Dessert Station as they were working on the cannoli while Max was making the vanilla custard.

"Careful your uptight giant butt doesn't flatten the custard, the table, and the whole Mess Hall."

"Hardy har," Courtney says with a dry tone while rolling her eyes as the doors on the Killer Bass' Side of the kitchen were opened as everyone turned their heads, and Bridgette, Courtney, Katie, and Eva winced in disgust and horror while Geoff, DJ, Max, and Duncan shared an amused laugh as everyone spotted Harold walking onto the scene while wearing a red speedo that left little to the imagination.

"Okay, who took all of my pants and underwear?!" Harold asked aggressively as Chris appeared and cringed at the sight of his red speedo as he turned to the camera.

"Can we place a censor bar over that? I don't want the viewers back home to get traumatized by seeing all of...that." Chris says while gesturing over at an embarrassed and blushing Harold as the others continued laughing or looking away in disgust. "Three hours and counting, guys."

"You know, Eva told me what you are doing," Katie said while walking up to Max to hug him as she kissed him. "I have to say, I never knew that you had a mischievous side to you, it's pretty hot~," Katie says with a seductive tone as Max blushed and smirked as we cue over to the Screaming Gophers and we see Gwen slicing pineapples into slices as Heather walked up to her and examined the Goth Girl's work.

"These slices are totally uneven. Switch places with Leshawna."

"What are you talking about? They look fine to me." Gwen said while gesturing down at her perfectly even sliced-up pineapples as Heather rolled her eyes and scoffed.

"Uh, I didn't get to be Head Chef because of poor presentation!"

"No, you got to be Head Chef because you called it when I wanted to be Head Chef!" Gwen yelled back angrily as Leshawna turned to Heather and gestured at her body with an annoyed scoff as she rolled her eyes.

"And who you think you foolin' with this crispy white apron power trip you on?!"

"Are you gonna be a team player or not?!" Heather asked as Gwen stepped up with a furious frown on her face.

"Well, if you were also a team player, you would know that Leshawna is allergic to pineapple! She's the last person to mess with pineapples without gloves!"

"Just get slicing! Now!" Heather ordered as both girls glared at her and reluctantly switched stations. "Thanks, guys," Heather said with a fake, cutesy smile as she walked off, and Leshawna began aggressively stabbing the pineapple on the cutting board rather than cutting it.

"Ooh! Two-faced, bossy, little-Ooh! Ugh!" Leshawna says before cutting herself off due to getting pineapple juice on her arms, and multiple rashes appeared as she then walked up to Heather. "Yo! What do you recommend I do about this?!"

"Yo, I recommend you scratch after we win," Heather says while rolling her eyes dryly as she turned around to walk away and a fuming Leshawna was about to charge over to attack the Alpha Cunt, only to be stopped by Julian, Noah, and Lindsay as they struggled to restrain her.

"Leshawna. I agree with you, you should kick her ass! But now's not the time! We gotta focus on the challenge!" Julian stated to Leshawna firmly as she fumed but nodded and calmed down as we then cue back to the Killer Bass, and we see Harold cutting up some sausages as Max walked up to him with a serious yet bemused look on his face.

"Uh, Harold? You've got to put on some pants. It's unsanitary to cook with a speedo."

"SO GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS THEN!" Harold snapped with an annoyed glare on his face as Duncan laughed amusedly.

"Harold's right, guys. Look, if you go back to the cabin, you should find a clean pair of underwear and pants." Duncan says with a fake, reassuring tone as Harold narrowed his eyes at him suspiciously and turned around to leave just as Julian appeared while holding out some extreme hot sauce with a mischievous smirk on his face as he and the boys shared a laugh as we then fast forward in time and we see Harold running back to the Killer Bass Boys' Cabin as he perked up at the sight of some fresh pieces of clothes and took off his speedo to put on his underwear, not seeing that it had some hot sauce smeared into it as he froze.

"MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING!" Harold screamed with a pained squeal while turning around to run out of the cabin and arrived at the Dock of Shame as he proceeds to launch himself into the ocean, cooling off his dick and nuts as he sighed in relief. "Ahhhh...IDIOTS!" Harold snapped as we then cue back to the Screaming Gophers, and we see Heather walking up to Lindsay and Julian as they were working on the flambe.

"What's wrong?"

"Uh, we used all the flambé syrup, but it won't flambé," Lindsay explained as Heather rolled her eyes dryly and pushed the lovebirds away.

"Pay attention, idiots. This is how you flambé." Heather explained to Julian and Lindsay with a bit of a condescending tone as the Alpha Cunt then reached over to grab a lighter. "Step one, pour the flambé liquid, which you did manage. Step two of two, light it." Heather says as she then ignited the lighter and held it up to the cake as, instantly due to the amount of flammable liquid on the cake, it caused a minor explosion that charred both the cake and Heather's face, incinerating her eyebrows as Linday covered her mouth to stifle her giggles and Julian laughed loudly as a panicking Heather quickly grabbed a pan and used it to see her reflection as, once two bacon pieces left on the pan moved out of the way, she saw that her eyebrows had been burnt off.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYEBROWS!" Heather shrieked as she quickly used her left arm to cover the upper part of her face. "Noah! Go get my make-up bag out of the cabin!"

"Since when I was your Errand Boy?"

"NOW!"

~[CONFESSIONAL–NOAH]~

"I'm not even mad that I have to go and get her makeup bag since it's totally worth it to see shit get blown up in her face...literally. Gotta love that Boney Island Curse." Noah said with a laugh as he held his stomach.

~[CONFESSIONAL–JULIAN]

"I suddenly love cooking."

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Excuse me?" Leshawna asked while walking over to a fuming and charred Heather as she held up her rash-covered arms. "I need a bathroom break."

"Well, evidently, I need new eyebrows! But we don't always get what we want, do we?!"

~[CONFESSIONAL–HEATHER]

"UGH! IT'S LIKE I'M ON A TEAM OF FUCKING RETARDS!"

~[CONFESSIONAL–LESHAWNA]

"Oh, that is it!" Leshawna growled out angrily as she slammed her fist into an open palm and huffed. "Someone's gotta teach this Nigga a little respect."

~[REAL WORLD]~

"You know, I thought that this kind of thing might happen, so I made a backup cake," Gwen said while walking over to them as Julian went over to inspect the burned cake and then the flame starter as he facepalmed.

"No wonder that happened. This is gasoline."

"Jesus Christ, Gasoline?! We are so lucky that we didn't accidentally blow up the place!" A shocked and incredulous Leshawna said as Julian nodded sternly.

"No shit, the flame starter is supposed to be some kind of liquor not fucking gasoline that could blow us all up. Who had the bright idea to bring gasoline here?"

"Lindsay," The Screaming Gophers said instantly as Julian opened his mouth to protest but then promptly sighed.

"Yeah, that makes sense."

"Sorry..." An apologetic Lindsay said as she smiled sheepishly.

~[CONFESSIONAL–HEATHER]

"AGAIN, I'M ON A TEAM FILLED WITH FUCKING RETARDS!"

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Nice jammies," Duncan says with a mocking tone as Harold returns to Chef's Kitchen while wearing his pajamas and glaring at all of them.

"This is all I have left, so if you sickos want to see me butt naked, hit me with your best shot."

"If you stop leaving your crusty underwear around, we will stop," Max said sincerely as Harold glared at him.

"That wasn't me! Besides, why are you working with Duncan of all people?! He bullies you too!"

"Yeah, well, he doesn't leave his shitty underwear lying around," Max said with a shrug as Katie appeared and carried around a plate filled with sandwiches.

"Hey, guys, I made some sandwiches for us to eat while we work."

"Oh, nice," Harold says while reaching over to grab a sandwich and eating it as she and the others snickered in the background. "...Hmmm...it tastes like sweat and lotion...no offense, Max, but your girlfriend is HORRIBLE at cook...OH GROSS!" Harold said before trailing off as he glanced down at his sandwich and saw his underwear inside as the Nerd cringed in disgust and horror as the Killer Bass all laughed amusedly.

"We will return all of your pants and panties if you just admit your guilt, dude," Geoff says to Harold, who slumped a bit and groaned, as we then see Noah arriving back at Chef's Kitchen with Heather's Makeup Bag as said person sighed in relief and held out her hand with an impatient look on her face as her face was cleaned off but had some first degree burns on it and her eyebrows were still burned off.

"Don't just stand there! Give it!"

"Sure, here you go," Noah says with a sarcastic tone as he tosses Heather's Makeup Bag over to land in Leshawna's hands. "Oops, I missed. I suck at throwing."

"Hey!" Heather yelled angrily as Leshawna tossed her Makeup Bag over to Gwen, who tossed it over to Julian as said person tossed it over to Lindsay, and the Hot Girl grabbed it as Noah perked up and rushed over to open up the fridge.

"In the fridge!" Noah ordered as Lindsay looked down at the Makeup Bag and glanced over at Heather, who snapped her fingers and held out her hand expectantly with a serious scowl on her face as Julian gave her an encouraging nod, and the Hot Girl smirked slyly as she proceeds to toss the Makeup Bag over to land inside of the freezer, causing the Alpha Cunt to scream worriedly and rushed inside as Noah closed up the freezer.

"Hey! You can't do this! I'm the Head Chef!"

"Do you think Heather's really mad at us?" Lindsay asked worriedly as a furious Heather began slamming her fists against the metal door repeatedly.

"I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU!"

"She'll get over it," Noah said with a bored tone as he shrugged.

"Agreed. Girl needs to learn how to chill." Leshawna said as the others laughed and shared a fistbump with her as Julian went over to give Lindsay a congratulatory grin, causing her to blush as she gained a knowing and seductive grin.

~{LEMON, IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THESE TYPES OF THINGS, THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU SKIP AHEAD}~

After convincing their friends that they will be gone to find some last-minute ingredients for their three-course meal, we see the lovebirds getting into the Camp Wawanakwa Mess Hall's Bathroom as Julian kissed Lindsay briefly before separating from her and reached down to grab his long-sleeved high-collared black leather jacket and took it off while also reaching down to undo his black belt and pulled down his long black pants as he kicked off his pair of black shoes and took off his purple boxers as his 9-inch fully erect cock and big balls were exposed to Lindsay, who licked her lips seductively as she giggled.

Reaching down to grab her blue bandana and took it off to allow her long blonde hair to drop down to her legs, Lindsay then reached down to grab her sleeveless brown shirt with a red top placed underneath it and pulled it up exposing her pink bra as Lindsay then reached down to grab her orange skirt and pulled it down as well as kicking off her pair of brown high heel boots with stars on them, exposing her pink panties as the Hot Girl wasted no time in removing her undergarments to expose her K-Cup Breasts, shaven pussy, and heart-shaped thick ass to her boyfriend, who grew aroused by the sight of it and precum leaked out of his 9-inch cock as he then laid down on the floor and the blonde-haired girl made her way over to hover above him.

Smirking coyly, Lindsay then reached down to grab her pussylips and separated them to reveal her glistening shaven walls to her boyfriend, who licked his lips and allowed the Hot Girl to lay down on top of his face as he opened up his mouth and sticks out his tongue as the Lemur proceeds to shove it inside of her vagina, causing the blonde-haired teenage girl to throw back her head and whimper in pleasure as she gained a hearty blush on her face and hearty eyes as the Japanese-American Teenage Boy raised his left arm and inserted his finger into her asshole, casing his girlfriend to coo as she sticks out her tongue in pleasure.

Grinning cockily, Julian stretched out his tongue to begin rubbing it against her wet inner walls while also still inserting his finger deeper into her asshole, causing Linday to moan and rocked her hips a bit to have his tongue get deeper and deeper into her hot oven as, after finding her G-Spot, the Lemur then stretched out his tongue to wrap around it and began licking it while also spreading out his finger alongside her asshole as the Hot Girl's eyes widened in amazement and pleasure as she then bit her lip and whimpered loudly in pleasure as a familiar feeling creeped up her spine and began cumming heavily with a loud squeal as Lindsay sprayed her grool all over her boyfriend's face.

After licking off his girlfriend's grool from his face, Julian then had Lindsay get off him as she whirled around and laid down on the floor on all fours as her turned on boyfriend got up from the ground and waddled over to place his hands on her heart-shaped thick ass as he aimed his 9-inch cock to her vagina and swiftly pierced himself inside of her with his pre-cum acting as a lubricant to make him be able to shove himself inside of her pussy with no trouble as the Hotgirl moaned cutely and blushed heavily as the Lemur grunted softly and reared back his hips as he proceeds to slam his big dick inside of the blonde-haired teenage girl's tight coochie.

Moaning to the heavens, Julian started thrusting his hips back and forth to shove his 9-inch dick inside of Lindsay's shaven vagina, causing her to stick out her tongue and moan like a bitch in heat as the Lemur continued fucking her for the next ten minutes with the sound of two pieces of meat ranging out across the Camp Wawanakwa's Mess Hall Bathroom as the lovebirds felt a familiar feeling creep up their spines and the Hot Girl squealed loudly as she came heavily while spraying the ground and his lap with her grool while the Japanese-American Teenage Boy's eyes rolled to the back of his head and whimpered heavily as he separated from her and fired a gallon worth of white sperm that splashed down on her back.

Getting extremely aroused, Julian then laid down on his back with his 9-inch cock standing proudly as Lindsay licked her lips and got up from the floor as she whirled around and walked over to lay down on his lap while reaching down to grab his dick to aim it at her shaven pussy and dropped down on him, shoving her boyfriend's member inside of her as the Hot Girl threw back her head and moan loudly as the Lemur began bouncing his girlfriend in his lap to have his big penis go in and out of her glistening vagina.

Gaining hearty eyes, Lindsay whimpered with pleasure while sticking out her tongue like a bitch in heat as Julian grunted and reached up to grab her heart-shaped thick ass as he continued to have her bounce up and down in his lap, shoving more and more of his 9-inch-dick inside of the Hot Girl's shaven pussy, causing her to let out a loud, hearty moan as the Lemur continued moving his hips up and down as he spend the next fifteen minutes fucking his girlfriend in a Cowgirl Position before both of them felt a familiar feeling creep up their spines as the Japanese-American Teenage Boy lets out a loud moan and separated from her to spray her stomach and K-Cup Breasts with a gallon's worth of cum as the blonde-haired teenage girl closed her eyes and squealed as she started cumming heavily and sprayed his lap with her grool as the lovebirds panted heavily and leaned over to share a passionate kiss.

~{LEMON OVER}~

"...You are such a slob." Courtney scolded as we cue back to Max and the others as we see them finishing the dessert. "They all have to have the same amount of custard."

"Oh, relax, they're fine...you know, you could be a lot more fun without that pole up your butt...although, it had probably sunk in those chocolate mountains and getting lost forever."

"Ugh, please, I'm the most easygoing person, I know!"

"Oh, yeah, you are TOTALLY laid back!"

~[CONFESSIONAL–DUNCAN]~

"Man, that girl creases me...damn does it ever turn me on."

~[CONFESSIONAL–COURTNEY]~

"Duncan and me? Pfft, as if. Not in a million years. Please, when pigs fly."

~[CONFESSIONAL–MAX]~

"Geez, the sexual tension between them is crazy as fuck."

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Here's your food, sir." Gwen said to Chris while she and Max stood beside Chris as the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass had finished all of their three courses as the Host of Total Drama Island sat at a table in the main part of the lunchroom and was ready to try what the two teams had made for him as the Screaming Gophers had a Hawaiian Theme and had set up a ring of flowers on the left side of the table earlier with Heather putting in 'Gwen's Lucky Charm' as the Killer Bass had set up a candle opera to go with their Italian theme.

"Back in a second with your meal, sir," Max said as he and Gwen walked off as we briefly cue back to Heather, and we see her shivering by the intense cold of the fridge as she struggled to paint her eyebrows but failed as we fast forward in time and we see the Host of Total Drama currently eating the antipasto made by Harold, Geoff, and Katie after eating the pineapple slices made by Leshawna and Gwen as he gave them a score of nine points.

"Your antipasto passed the testo with a score of ten out of ten," Chris says as DJ, Eva, and Bridgette then hand the spaghetti over to him as he eats it and smiles. "On a scale from one to ten? Fifteen out of ten."

~[The Screaming Gophers-9/The Killer Bass-25]~

"Now let's see how the Gophers follow up," Chris spoke up as he looked to the Screaming Gophers and waited for their main dish as Leshawna smirked and was confident their ribs could give them a huge win as she walked into the kitchen...and gasped loudly upon seeing that someone had left the door open as a bunch of racoons appeared and ate their ribs completely as the Bootylicious Sista screamed angrily and used a broom to rush over to scare off the Racoons before grabbing the plate of rib bones as she rushed out and placed it in front of the Host of Total Drama Island. "Yeah...this looks like it's, uh, been eaten."

"Not all of it," Leshawna says while pointing to a small piece of meat that was still left on the bones. "I think there's a tiny chunk left on that...bone," Leshawna says awkwardly as Chris shrugs and reaches over to rip the last piece of meat off of the ribs and put it into his mouth as he ate it.

"You know what? I've had worse. Two points."

~[The Screaming Gophers-11/The Killer Bass-25]~

"Time for dessert!" Chris said as Max, Courtney, and Duncan handed him their dessert as he ate it. "Oooh, this is really good. Twenty-five out of ten." Chris said as the trio perked up and shared a high five as the Screaming Gophers handed the Flambe over to the Host of Total Drama Island, who ate it as he moaned in delight. "Oh my god, this is good. 19 out of ten. Who made the recipe for this?"

~[The Screaming Gophers-30/The Killer Bass-50]~

"Oh, it's Heather's recipe!" Lindsay explained before she violently gasped and ran into the kitchen. "Oh, my gosh! She's still in the fridge!"

"What? Heather deserved it." Julian said with a shrug after the Killer Bass and Chris gave them confused looks.

"Oh, I hear that," Chris said with a nod...before he and the others gasped in shock and horror at the sight of Heather walking out of the kitchen with blue skin, poorly drawn on eyebrows, and shivering violently.

"You guys are s-s-s-so dead-Wait, is it over?"

"It is. The Killer Bass wins fifty to thirty."

"GREAT! THAT'S JUST GREAT! WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING, PEOPLE?!" A furious Heather asked as she then went over to grab the Tiki Doll and whirled around to wave it in front of a confused Gwen's face. "WHY THE HELL IS THIS STUPID THING CONSIDERED YOUR LUCKY CHARM?! EVER SINCE I GOT IT, ALL I GOT IS BAD LUCK!"

"...What are you talking about?" Gwen asked, genuinely confused as she raised an eyebrow. "I've never seen that doll before in my entire life."

"...W-Wait, what?" A shocked Heather asked as she glanced down at the Tiki Doll. "No, this is your lucky charm, your most prized possession. Noah told me so."

"What the hell are you talking about? How would I know what Gwen's most prized possession is? I barely even know her." Noah pointed out while acting confused as Julian eyed the Tiki Doll suspiciously and gasped sharply as he pointed at it.

"Hold on, I recognize that doll. I had seen one of them back on Boney Island."

"Wait, you mean Boney Island?!" Chris asked while acting surprised and angry as he turned to glare at Heather. "And you took the Tiki Doll from said island?! The deadliest island in Muskoka! The island I specifically said not to take anything from, or you'll be cursed?!"

"But I didn't! I don't even know how it got in my pocket until Noah..." Heather said before trailing off as a look of realization appeared on her face and slowly turned over to Noah, who gave her a sinister and smug grin as she grew angry. "You...you...YOU SCRAWNY MOTHERFUCKER! YOU SET ME UP!" Heather screamed while rushing over to try and attack Noah but was stopped by Leshawna and Julian as they began dragging her away to the Medical Wing. "I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

"Geez, what's her problem? Hmph, it looks like she never accepted the consequences of her actions." Noah said while rolling his eyes as he crossed his arms, and Chris turned back to the camera.

"Alright, looks like the Killer Bass are staying at a solid 9 members while the Screaming Gophers will be down to six, and as promised, the winners will be enjoying a reward tonight. A five-star dinner under the stars." Chris said as the Killer Bass cheered loudly, and Duncan even grabbed Courtney as he hugged her.

~[CONFESSIONAL–HEATHER]~

"Today's vote was really easy. I'm voting off that scheming little prick. I couldn't believe that I fell for his trick so damn easily. Ugh, I feel like a fool. Well, Noah, if you think that you can take me out, you got another thing coming. I may have underestimated your intelligence, cunning, and ruthlessness, but not anymore. Before Leshawna, before Gwen, and before Julian, I'm coming after you, but in order to get some votes, I need to convince Lindsay to join back into my alliance. It won't be hard, though. All I have to do is threaten to shave her head, and I will have her wrapped around my finger." Heather said with an evil glare on her face as she punched the camera in her anger.

~[CONFESSIONAL–LINDSAY]~

"I can't believe we locked her in the fridge!" Lindsay says with a laugh while holding her stomach as she had tears in her eyes. "That was so cool..." Lindsay says before trailing off as she gained a fearful look. "...she's not going to hear this, is she?"

~[CONFESSIONAL–NOAH]~

"Yes, yes, my plan is all coming together! My revenge has finally come! Your time of being the Villain of Total Drama Island is over, Heather! It's time to let a competent villain take charge and show you how things are really done!" Noah said with a malicious grin on his face as he crossed his arms. "This elimination is for you, Big Guy!"

~[REAL WORLD]~

"Screaming Gophers," Chris says with a serious tone as he holds out a plate containing 6 Marshmallows as we fast forward to nighttime, and we see the Screaming Gophers sitting on the stumps at the Campfire Ceremony. "Marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision," Chris said while holding up his plate of marshmallows and pointing at it. "There are only six marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the boat of losers. That means you're out of the contest, and you can't come back...ever. The first marshmallow goes to...Lindsay." Chris says as Lindsay smiles and walks up to the Host of Total Drama Island, who pierces a marshmallow onto the Hot Girl's stick. "Julian," Chris called out as Julian perked up and went over to get his marshmallow. "Gwen and Trent," Chris said as Gwen and Trent beamed with the latter having an icepack in his hand as they then went over to grab their marshmallows.

"Now, there are only two marshmallows left, and there are three of you. Each of you has a reason to be voted out. Heather? Do I really even have to say it?" Chris asked with a cheeky grin as Heather didn't say anything but glare at Noah venomously. "Noah? Some people believe that you somehow sabotaged Heather with that Tiki Doll." Chris said as Noah rolled his eyes dryly and crossed his arms. "Leshawna? Once again, you really didn't do anything to gain a reason to get voted off," Chris says bluntly as Leshawna smirked and shrugged. "Anyway the penultimate marshmallow of the night goes to..."

"..."

"...Leshawna," Chris says as Leshawna perked up and went over to get his marshmallow. "Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening," Chris said solemnly as Heather turned over to glare vengefully at Noah, who had an unfazed look on his face and pretended to glance down at his imaginary watch as, inside however, he was celebrating and cheering at finally having the chance to kick off his Villainous Rival for good and get his revenge for his best friend. "The final marshmallow of the night goes to..."

"..."

"Wait!" Julian said while standing up as Chris eyed him curiously. "Before you pass it out, can I just say something to the team real quick?"

"Eh, why not? It'll get us massive ratings," Chris said as Julian turned to the rest of the Screaming Gophers with a serious look on his face.

"This was our worst performance as a team by far, and quite frankly, I'm embarrassed," Julian said as he then turned to his girlfriend. "Lindsay, I love you with everything in me, but why would you put gasoline on the counter and turn our dessert into charcoal?" Julian asked with an exasperated tone as Lindsay looked down in shame at herself and the Lemur, then turned to Heather.

"Heather, I know you want to blame this on the Tiki Doll, but quite frankly, it's more than that. Your laziness and arrogance have been poisoning our team since Day One." Julian said as Heather looked on stoically with a glare and gave a huff as Julian shook his head and turned to Lindsay and Heather as Chris stood by with a smile at how this was going. "One of you has reached the end of the road," Julian said as he crossed his arms. "I would like to ask that individual to leave this competition in a dignified manner by walking to the Dock of Shame, boarding the Boat of Losers and leaving Total Drama Island of their own accord," Julian ordered as the Screaming Gophers gasped in shock at this move and Chris beamed excitedly. "That individual knows who she is. Do the honorable thing." Julian said as a saddened Lindsay stood up. "No, babe, not you."

"Me? As if everyone here is dumb enough to vote me off rather than that snake Noah." Heather said with a scoff and rolled her eyes as Chris smirked knowingly.

"Well, funny enough, they did. Sorry, Heather, but your time is up."

"WHAT?!" A shocked and angry Heather asked as Noah smirked cockily and went over to grab his marshmallow. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YOU ALL BELIEVED THAT SCHEMING, CONNIVING LITTLE TWERP OVER ME?!"

"Of course, we did. Why would we believe you?" Leshawna asked incredulously as Heather fumed.

"BUT I DIDN'T TAKE THAT DAMN STUPID TIKI DOLL! NOAH PROBABLY PLANTED IT ON MY PERSON AND TRICKED ME INTO KEEPING IT TO GIVE OUR TEAM BAD LUCK!"

"Like Leshawna said, why would we believe you? You have been a wedge that's been driving us apart as a team since the very first episode of this show." Gwen explained as she scowled at her. "When things get this bad, you have to let the poison out."

"NO FAIR! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!"

"A recount? Geez, you had this loss coming for a long time. Besides, Noah brought up some very good points on why you had to be voted out." Trent said as Heather glanced over at Noah, who gave her a devilish grin as she growled like a savage beast.

"Tough break, Heather. Especially since you seem to be a Fan Favorite Villain in the show, but it looks like you are out of luck and Plot Armor. Anyway, Dock of Shame is that way, dude," A grinning Chris says while pointing away as Heather gritted her teeth furiously and reluctantly made her way over to get on Chef Hatchet's Boat as she sailed off into the unknown to leave Total Drama Island...Forever. "The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows," Chris says to the remaining members of the Screaming Gophers as they start to roast their marshmallows over the fire. "You're all safe...for tonight...oh, and you might wanna burn some sage to get rid of any lingering curse vibes. Go over to Chef at the Mess Hall to get some," Chris ordered as the Screaming Gophers nodded.

"Well, now that we've finally gotten the poison out of our team, I promise that under my leadership, the Screaming Gophers will be unstoppable," Julian said seriously as the Screaming Gophers all nodded with beaming smiles while Noah frowned as he raised his hand.

"But-,"

"No, he's right," Leshawna said as she crossed her arms. "Julian has proven himself a really effective leader, so I say he should lead our team now."

"I trust him," Lindsay said as Trent nodded.

"Yeah, Julian is a trustworthy guy."

"Okay. Consensus," Gwen said as she stepped forward. "Julian, you're our new leader."

"I will happily accept the role," Julian said with a smile as Noah clicked his teeth in annoyance but said nothing as he reluctantly nodded in agreement.

~[Post Credit Scene]~

"He, he, he, good morning, Harold~," Gwen, Lindsay, Leshawna, Bridgette, Katie, and Eva said in unison as we cue to the next day, early in the morning as we see that Max and the others were able to drag along Harold's Bunk Bed over to be placed down on the Dock of Shame as a groaning Harold wakes up and gets out of the bed, only for his eyes to bug out in shock and horror at the sight of all of the Screaming Gopher and the Killer Bass Girls swimming in front of him...while he was currently naked as his flaccid 2-inch cock and tiny balls were exposed to the world, causing him to scream in embarrassment and reached over to grab a pillow to cover up his shame as Max, Duncan, DJ, Geoff, and Julian appeared onto the scene in their pajamas as they rode around in their canoes.

"So, learned your lesson yet?" Duncan asked as a blushing Harold nodded.

"Yes! Okay! Yes!"

"Oh, we're gonna need more than that, man." A smirking Julian said as Harold groaned and lowered his head in defeat.

"I'll never leave my crusty underwear out again! I swear!"

"...You know what? I believe him. It was a pleasure doing business with you." Max said with a grin as DJ tossed a bag filled with his pants and underwear over to Harold, who grabbed it and turned around to run away as everyone threw back their heads and started laughing loudly.

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And done. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter...anyway, here are all of the current contestants and all of the Eliminated Ones:

A) Screaming Gophers-6: Gwen, Trent, Lindsay, Julian, Leshawna, and Noah.

B) Killer Bass-9: Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Max, Katie, Courtney, Duncan, Eva, and Harold.

C) Eliminated Contestants: Ezekiel (For Being Sexist), Justin (For Cheating), Tyler (For Fucking Up A VERY EASY Win For His Team), Cody (For His Pervertedness), Sadie (Due To Getting Her and Katie Lost In The Woods), Owen (For Failing To Conquer His Fear And Stinking Up The Cabins), Izzy (Technically Not Fully Voted Out Of The Competition), Beth (For Stealing Food From Chef and Getting Her Team Automatically Disqualified Due To Her Shooting Heather And Lindsay Because Of The Curse Of The Tiki Doll), Heather (Due To Being A Horrible Leader To The Screaming Gophers And Because Having The Tiki Doll In Her Possession)

That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all next time.