Characters: Silver, Latrell, Zee, Rosemary, Fiore, Izzy, Mike, Zombie, Strayer

Prompt: Going to the grocery store

Latrell was driving the van to the store with his friends.

Strayer: Remind me again why we have to go grocery shopping?

Zombie: Because Zee let that family of raccoons into the house.

Zee: They looked hungry, I was feeding the homeless!

Latrell: Their homeless for a reason let them be. If you wanted to feed them you should have heated up some honey buns and throw them at them.

Zee: But that's mean.

Rosemary: Yeah, raccoons are cute!

Zombie: They also have rabies.

Rosemary: I got my shots.

Mike: What store are we going to?

Latrell: Target

Mike: Never been there.

Zee: YOU BITCH!

Izzy: Why are we going to target?

Latrell: Because Fiore held me at gunpoint until I agreed to go.

Fiore: Happily sips apple juice

Zee: Hey where's bird man he's been quite.

They looks to find Silver asleep.

Latrell: Someone wake him up.

Mike: (Has an idea and points) Is that a big bucket of fried chicken?

Silver and Latrell: WHERE!

Latrell started driving in the direction Mike pointed towards, which was off the highway.

Mike: LATRELL YOU DUMBASS!

Latrell: Relax I prepared for this.

Latrell pressed a button, which released a parachute on top of the van.

Izzy: When did we get a parachute.

Latrell: Like I said two chapters ago, I'm always prepared.

Our anti-heroes landed right on top of target.

Latrell: We're here.

Silver: (Looks over the edge) Oh shit we're at Target?!

Strayer: Is there a problem?

Silver: I'm banned from here.

Latrell: The fuck, how?

Flashback

Random bitch: Why are there so many Charizard Pokemon cards? Charizard sucks.

Silver: (Shoots him)

Worker: You're banned

Silver: (Shoots him too)

End of flashback

Latrell: Seemed like a W reason to me.

Mike: No, that guy was spitting facts.

Silver: (Shoots Mike)

Latrell: Dude, who's gonna pay the taxes now?

Silver: Damnit. (Unshoots Mike)

Mike: Fuck you.

Zee: So how are we gonna get down?

Zombie: Hey Silver...

Silver: (Points the gun at Zombie) Not another word.

Latrell: Shit I don't know about y'all but I still got my parachute. See ya (Jumps off the roof with his parachute)

Silver: Here Mike (Gives Mike a red and yellow sash)

Mike: What's this

Silver: It's a focus sash. Have a nice fall (Pushes Mike off the cliff and faceplants into the ground)

Mike: YOU BITCH

Silver: You still have 1HP, you'll be fine. Anyway (Walks away)

Rosemary: Now how are we going to get down?

Strayer: Maybe we can call the fire department?

Fiore: Won't work, we've apparently "reached" our maximum number of calls this year.

Strayer: What the hell? How do you do that?

Fiore: Well...

Flashbacks

Rosemary: (Walks up to the group) What the hell happened? Why is my car on fire?

Mike: So we can roast marshmallows!

The group shows their sticks with marshmallows on them

Rosemary: Why are you roasting marshmallows over my car?

Zee: Because it's on fire.

Rosemary: WHY IS IT ON FIRE?

Fiore: So we can roast marshmallows!

Rosemary: WHY ARE YIU ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS OVER MY CAR?

Izzy: Because it's on fire.

Rosemary: YOU FUCKING TWATS!

Zee: We're not fucking Zombie.

Zombie: ...

Flashback 2

Latrell comes home after a good workout to find that the kitchen is burnt more than his skin tone. He turns to Silver, Izzy, and Zee who were ideally standing around looking equally burnt.

Latrell: What the hell happened?

Zee: Well we were looking for Izzy's beer.

Silver: But the light was off and we couldn't find the light switch.

Zee: You know, cause the lights were off.

Izzy: Luckily I had a lighter on me. So I used it for light.

Silver: When she did, first thing we found were the curtains.

Zee: Those things were set ablaze real fast.

Latrell: And you didn't try to put it out?

Zee: Of course we tried, what are we idiots?

Silver: But you know the saying "Fight fire with fire?"

Izzy: That doesn't work.

Latrell: (Sigh) I need to lay down.

Flashback 3

Everyone was just sitting in front of the tv watching a movie when the tv just caught on fire.

Mike: Oh come on none of us even did anything this time!

End of 3/24 flashbacks

Rosemary: I'm already on my 3rd car this month thanks to you guys.

Zee: You should have saved 15% or more on your car insurance.

Suddenly a circle started forming around where they were standing, then suddenly the ground gave out and they all fell in the store and landed on a stack of mattresses, except for Zee who landed on the hard ground next to them.

Fiore: (Getting up) What just happened?

She looks up to see Silver standing with Mike and Latrell, while holding a laser pen.

Zee: Is that my laser pen I use to make a peephole in the girl's shower?

Fiore and Izzy: WHAT?!

Zee: I mean uh how Silver get down here before us?

Silver: I used the excavator from the roof.

Rosemary: There was an excavator?! Why didn't you tell us?

Silver: Cuz then I wouldn't get a chance to use the laser pen.

Latrell: Anywho, let's grab everything we want and be in the line when you're done.

Izzy: Who's paying?

Latrell and Silver each hold up a credit card.

Zombie: Something tells me those aren't y'all's cards.

Latrell: The one I have is Darknight's.

Silver: And the one I have is the dude at the front.

Zee: Shouldn't the workers recognize you since you're banned.

Silver: I was wearing different closes that day so they won't recognize me. Just like in pokemon, you wear a different outfit and suddenly you're unrecognizable.

Latrell: Anyway go out and buy whatever, meet back at the lines when you're done. Oh and Fiore, go with Silver so he don't get lost.

Silver: Fuck y'all too

With that, everyone had split up.

With Silver and Fiore

Fiore: So what are you looking for?

Silver: I'm looking for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

Fiore: I thought you already had it.

Silver: I lost it

Fiore: Of course

Silver: It's a tiny ass cartage, everyone has lost at least one before.

Fiore: Whatever you say. Oh, is that it right ther (Points to the game)

Silver: That it is.

Fiore: Looks like the case is locked tho. We need a key.

Silver: (Pulls a rocket laucher out of his pocket) Good thing I brought my own.

Fiore: Mf, you're going to shoot it at point blank range?

Silver: Don't worry, I took friendly fire off. And if we do die, at least we go out in a blaze of glory.

Silver shot the rocket at the case, causing it to explode, causing the alarm to go off.

Silver: It worked! (Grabs the game)

Fiore: Cool, now what are we going to do about the security coming for us?

Silver: Don't worry, I came prepared. (Pulls out a gun)

Fiore: Is that Latrell's portal gun?

Silver: Hell yeah. This thing has multiple settings. Watch!

Silver sets the settings to "extract" and shoots it at the Mario Kart game, extracting two karts out of the game and in front of them.

Fiore: Woah! That's cool!

Silver: Isn't it? Now let's go!

The two hop in the karts and drive off from the angry security men.

With Latrell, Zee, and Mike

Mike: Why is the alarm going off.

Zee: If I had to guess I'd say Silver and Fiore blew something up.

Latrell: In hindsight it probably wasn't the smartest idea to send those two off together.

Zee: So what are we looking for?

Latrell: I'm looking for Nico Robin pictures.

Mike: And I'm looking for Ibuki pictures.

Zee: You horny fucks. Why did I come with you guys?

Latrell: Because I told you to go somewhere else, which prompt you to follow me just yo annoy me.

Zee: You have no proof.

Mike: Yo look!

Up ahead were cases of Nico figures amd Ibuki figures.

Latrell: W! Let's grab them. And when we get home, I'll use my portal gun to increase their size.

Zee: Your portal gun can do that?

Latrell: Oh yeah, it can do a lot of shit.

Mike was walking to the figures when a banana peel was thrown in front of him, causing him to slip.

Mike: What the hell!

Fiore's laugher was heard in the distance as the three turned to see her and Silver driving away from security.

Latrell: What the hell happened?

Silver: No time, hop in the karts and let's get the hell outta here.

Mike: Let me get my Ibuki figures first!

Fiore throughs a bob-omb at the figures, destroying them.

Fiore: Now get the fuck in.

Mike: I hate you guys.

With Rosemary, Izzy, Zombie, and Strayer

Izzy: And that's how I got banned from the bar.

Strayer: Why did you start the fight anyway?

Izzy: They gave me the wrong drink. They needed to pay for their crimes.

Zombie: What are we looking for again.

Rosemary: I'm getting some homemade coffee.

Izzy: Oh can I have some too?!

Zombie: Izzy and coffee doesn't sound like a good mixture.

Rosemary got his coffee.

Rosemary: Alright, now to wait here for something to happen.

Strayer: What makes you think something will happen?

Rosemary: Something always does.

Not even a minute later, Silver and Fiore drove the karts over to pick up their friends.

Rosemary: Do I even wanna know?

Silver: Nope, just hop in and let's get the hell outta here!

The four got into the karts and they drove towards the exit.

Silver: Oh, almost forgot! BLUE SHELL!

Silver threw a blue spiny shell behind him as they just drove out of the store. The building exploded as they drove off.

Fiore: THAT WAS AWESOME!

Zombie: Where did y'all get this stuff anyway?

Silver: I used Latrell's portal gun.

Latrell: HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING IT!

Silver: I may be bad at finding stuff, but you're even worse at hiding stuff.

Izzy: I know right? I know where he keeps all his beer.

Latrell: Goddamnit, now I gotta re-hide all my shit.

Zee: On the bright side we're definitely going to be on the news for this.

Rosemary: That's not a good thing.

Latrell: Who cares we're going to be tv famous!

Zombie: That's definitely Zombie Certified!

Zee: And Skibidi Certified!

Latrell throws Zee out the kart and drives off.

Zee: LATRELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!