Characters: Silver, Latrell, Captain Alberta, Phoenix, Kevin (Mike), Rosemary, Fiore, Darknight, Zombie, Zee, Chocolate, Ace
Prompt: Running a restaurant.
Our 12 characters were standing in the kitchen of the new restaurant they won in the lottery. They were preparing to open for the first day.
Rosemary: I still want to know how you win a restaurant in a lottery.
Latrell: Who cares, more money for us to make. Anywho, dark and white chocolate can take orders while the rest of us cook.
Zee: Okay I know dark chocolate is Silver, but who is white chocolate, Phoenix or the actual Chocolate?
Latrell: Phoenix.
Chocolate: I'm white chocolate too.
Latrell: But Phoenix is whiter chocolate. Like an albino polar bears drinking milk in a snowstorm watching frozen in Antarctica on labor day-
Phoenix: We get it fucker, I'm white. (Pouts)
Latrell: At least you're working with your brother.
Phoenix: I guess.
Latrell: Alright let's get to work.
Two hours later
The past two hours have been relatively normal surprisingly. Silver and Phoenix were able to take orders while the others made the food. All of a sudden two buses pulled up and a bunch of football players and cheerleaders came off of them.
Silver: (Looks out the window) Shit, that's a lot of niggas.
Phoenix: Yeah, think we can keep up with a bunch of hungry football players and cheerleaders?
Latrell: (Appears comically fast at the window) Cheerleaders?! Change in plans, I take the order of the cheerleaders while you two take the football players.
Zee: (Shouts from the kitchen) SIMP-TRELL IN THE BUILDING!
Latrell: SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!
Zee: HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
Fiore: (Hits Zee with a frying pan) Shut up and get back to the kitchen!
Football player: Yo midnight and pasty, can we get some service over here?
Phoenix: (Rolls up sleeve) Alright listen here you-
Silver: Let's just get this over with. The sooner we serve the sooner we can hide their bodies.
Latrell: Don't you mean-
Silver: I know what I said.
Latrell: Whatever (Walks over to the cheerleaders) What can I get for you guys today.
Brunette cheerleader: We'll take 6 veggie burgers, fries, and 6 glasses of lemonade please.
Latrell: (Writes down their order) Alright I'll take this to the back and have my minions (Gets hit on the head with a shoe) I mean cooks and have the food out in a bit.
Cheerleader: Thanks (Winks)
Latrell smiles and heads back into the kitchen, while also taking note that Fiore is missing a shoe.
Latrell: Alright we have an order of six veggie burgers and six lemonades.
Silver: (Comes into the kitchen with Phoenix) And we just got an entire basket of fries for the football niggas.
Phoenix: Some of those guys were kind of fine not gonna lie.
Zombie: !
Latrell: Anyway let's get to work.
1 hour later
Latrell: (Storms into the kitchen) It's been a fucking hour, what's taking y'all so damn long?!
Fiore: Me and Darknight finished the six burgers a long time ago.
Latrell: Where's everyone else?
Darknight: Silver left with Alberta, said something about teaching Christmas Carols, Rosemary is out there trying to stop Chocolate from using corny pickup lines on the cheerleaders, Zombie left to go get lemons for the lemonade, Kevin went to go walk his dog, Ace and Phoenix got bored of cooking and went to go draw, and I'm not sure where Zee is.
Latrell: For the love of fuck! Alright you two stay here, I'm gonna go try and round up everyone.
With Silver and Alberta behind the restaurant.
Silver: SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW JINGLE BELLS?!
Alberta: I don't even celebrate Christmas, why would I need to know jingle bells?
Silver: I just assumed you like to jingle Ollie's bells if you know what I mean.
Alberta: FUCK OFF!
Latrell: (Comes out the backdoor) Why the fuck are you niggas back here?
Silver: Alberta dragged me here and begged me to teach him some Christmas Carols.
Alberta: I actually hate you right now.
Silver: I don't hear you denying anything.
Latrell: Just get back inside.
Silver: Yes ma'am!
Latrell: I hope you wake up to Diddy touching you.
Silver: Damn what Alberta do to you?
Alberta: FUCK OFF!
Kevin: (Walks up to them with his dog and holding a bag) Hi guys.
Latrell: (Jumps onto the roof) Why the fuck do you have that thing here?! No pets allowed.
Alberta: You let Kevin here.
Kevin: Hey! Actually that's fair.
Ace: (Walks outside with a wet drawing)
Silver: What happened to you?
Ace: Phoenix splashed water on my drawing.
Silver: W
Kevin: By the way here's the glitter pens you wanted. (Gives the bag to Ace)
Ace: Good boy Kevin! (Pats head)
Latrell: (Jumps off the roof and lands on Kevin) Anyway I gotta go find everyone else. (Leaves)
Ace: We better get inside. (Drags Kevin)
Alberta: We should get inside too Silver. Silver?
Silver: (Jumps off the roof and lands on Alberta)
Alberta: WHY?
Silver: I don't know, looked fun. (Gets up) Now get your lazy ass up and let's get inside (Goes inside).
Alberta: (Mumbles quietly as he walks inside) Porch monkey back of the bus sitting mother fucker.
With Latrell
Latrell enters the backroom of the restaurant to find Zombie.
Latrell: Zombie? What are you doing?
Zombie: Just finished making the lemonade.
Latrell: (Looks at the partially brown lemonade) Why is some of it brown?
Zombie: I burned them.
Latrell: NIGGA, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BURN LEMONADE?!
Zombie: Relax, the science behind it is Zombie Approved.
Latrell: I-
Smokes starts to come from the kitchen
Latrell: Son of a bitch what now?
Latrell goes to the kitchen to see Phoenix burning some fries.
Latrell: What are you doing? You can't give them niggas burnt fries!
Phoenix: Relax, it's Zombie Approved.
Zombie: Damn right it is!
Latrell: Alright now who am I missing?
Chocolate is suddenly seen flying through the door and crashing into the wall. Rosemary soon walks in with an embarrassed look on his face.
Latrell: Oh right you two. What happened?
Rosemary: Chocolate thinking he has rizz is what happened.
Ace: I'm scared to ask what he said.
Rosemary: He said "We come together like a condom during sex."
Everyone looked at Chocolate weirdly
Chocolate: What? Zee said it was a good one!
Silver: Listening to Zee was your first mistake.
Fiore: Speaking of, where is he?
Latrell: Don't know and don't care, let's just get the food out to them.
Latrell, Silver, and Phoenix bring everyone their food.
Football player: Finally!
Cheerleader: Umm our stuff is burned.
Phoenix: But it's Zombie Approved.
Cheerleader: Good point, thanks!
Quarterback: Umm, I couldn't help but notice I don't have a burger!
Silver: We brought out all the burgers that were made.
Phoenix: I think Zee said he was gonna make a special burger.
Latrell: Knowing Zee I'm scared to find out what it is.
Suddenly smoke starts coming out from the kitchen, and soon Zee steps out of the smoke wearing goggles and a lab coat while holding his hands behind his back. The rest of the staff soon follow him as they walk towards the quarterback.
Zee: I present to you the greatest concoction in all of burger history, THE NASTY PATTY! (Holds up a disgusting looking burger)
Kevin: Like the one from SpongeBob?
Zee: Yup, I was able to make an exact replica of it just for this good sir. Enjoy.
Quarterback: I'm not eating that you weirdo.
Zee: What's wrong, are you chicken?
Zombie: He's Silver?
Silver: (Uppercuts Zombie downward)
Zee: Come on! Eat! Eat! Eat the burger!
Everyone: Eat! Eat! Eat the burger! Eat! Eat! Eat the burger!
Quarterback: Fine, I'll eat your stupid burger!
HAPPY
Zee: (Sings) He's gonna eat it! He's gonna eat it!
Silver: (Sings) Hell ya, he's gonna eat it!
Ace and Kevin: (Sings) Eat it! He's gonna eat it!
Phoenix: (Sings) Hell ya, he's gonna eat it!
Chocolate: Eat it like a Skibidi! Eat it like a Skibidi!
Record scratch
Rosemary: You just ruined the whole thing.
Quarterback: Enough! (Snatches the burger from Zee and eats it in one gulp); Wasn't even that bad. Now let's go, you guys are weird.
Alberta: Don't forget the tip!
Quarterback: Here's a tip, learn jingle bells!
Alberta: FUCK OFF!
Soon the football players and cheerleaders left.
Silver: I'd say that went well.
Latrell: Honestly, could have been worse.
Kevin: I'm surprised the building hasn't exploded or something.
5 minutes later
Everyone was standing outside as the fire department was putting out what was left of the restaurant after it exploded.
Fiore: (Slaps Kevin) You just had to say something.
Darknight: How'd this even happen?
A microwave lands in front of the group and opens. A Chick-fil-A bag was in there.
Silver: Aw man, my burger is all burnt.
Phoenix: Silver, did you put that bag in the microwave?
Silver: Yeah
Rosemary: Dude, the inside is aluminum.
Silver: So?
Latrell: NIGGA, ALUMINUM IS FLAMMABLE!
Silver: It is?
Latrell: YES!
Silver: Oh, my bad lil bro.
A tv suddenly falls in front of the group, and somehow it's still working.
Reporter: A bus of football players and cheerleaders have crashed into the macaroni factory due to the driver having food poisoning.
Latrell: At least some good came out of this.
Ace: Honestly, this had a nice little ending to it.
Everyone murmured their agreement as a comfortable silence followed. Five seconds later Silver takes a bat from his pocket and bonks Rosemary on the head, knocking him out.
Alberta: Again, why?
Silver: What, I haven't done that since chapter two, I'm overdue.
Kevin: Hella valid.
Not much to say.