Characters: Silver, Latrell, Zee, Zombie, Kevin, Blue, Strayer, Phoenix, Ace, Fiore, Rosemary (minor appearance), Crimson (minor appearance)

Prompt: Nothing specific really

(In Zee's room)

(Alarm clock goes off)

Zee: (Jumps out of bed) Good morning USA! I have a feeling that it's going to be a wonderful day! (Goes to the window and opens it) The sun in the sky has a smile on its-

Phoenix: (Throws a rock at Zee's face from outside) SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Latrell: (Enters Zee's room) Who the fuck is singing at 5:30 in the damn morning?

Zee: (Gets up off the floor) My fault lil bro.

Latrell: (Notices his surroundings) Two things. Why were you on the ground and why are Phoenix and Silver in a tree?

Zee looks outside to finally notice that Silver was asleep on a branch wearing a sleep mask with Phoenix sitting next to him.

Zee: Ok I know the answer to the first question but not the second one.

Phoenix: I threw a rock at Zee cuz he was singing, and I just woke up here near Silver.

Latrell: I'll wake him up.

Latrell picked up the rock and threw it at Silver. It hit him, which caused Silver to abruptly wake up and fall out the tree.

Silver: Who? What? When? Where?

Latrell: Me. I threw a rock at you. Just now. From the house.

Silver: Oh yeah? Well catch this nigga!

Silver felt around for the rock before throwing it. Unfortunately due to the sleep mask still on, he threw it completely in the wrong direction.

Latrell: You threw it in the wrong direction dumbass!

Zee: I think it hit Rosemary's car.

In New Zealand

Rosemary's twitches for a sec.

Crimson: Nigga you good?

Rosemary: I don't know. I sense a disturbance.

Back to the main setting

Zee: (Outside with Latrell, Phoenix, Silver) I still wanna know why you threw a rock at me.

Phoenix: Never wake a girl up, that's life rule number one.

Silver: Yeah man. There's three important rules in life. Rule number one: Never wake up a girl. Rule two: Never pour the milk before the cereal. Rule three: You never throw away cups that get free refills.

Zee: What's wrong with pouring milk before cereal?

Latrell: You wipe your ass before you take a shit too don't you?

Zee: Moving on, why were you two in the tree?

Zombie: (Walks outside wearing Luigi pajamas) Oh that was me. I used Latrell's ray gun to levitate them up there.

Latrell: NIGGA! HOW DO Y'ALL KEEP FINDING IT?!

Zombie: Plot armor.

Silver: Bitch why you put us in the damn tree.

Zombie: I was putting you back in your natural habitat. Birds sleep in trees.

Phoenix: And pets belong in the dog house where you'll be.

Zombie: I'm not Kevin.

Ace: (Come out of the house with Kevin on a leash with Blue and Strayer behind them)

Latrell: Do we wanna know?

Kevin: We're going on a walk.

Zee: Why do you have a slap mark on your face?

Ace: Cuz he woke me up for this. You guys seriously need to learn not to wake us up.

Latrell: Whatever, let's go.

Strayer: What about Fiore, she's still asleep.

Fiore: (Appears out of fucking nowhere) I'm right here.

Zee: Where the fuck did you come from.

Fiore: I used a shortcut

Zombie: Of course it was short.

Fiore pulls out a button and presses it.

Fiore: I just blew up Yoshi Island again.

Zombie: Joke's on you, I trained the Yoshi's to sniff out the bombs and plant them somewhere else. So whatever they put the bomb on just blew up.

Fiore: Dammit!

Blue: Wonder what blew up.

In New Zealand

The fire department was putting out the fire to Rosemary's rental car.

Rosemary: This is why we can't have nice things.

Back in the main setting

Latrell: Whatever, you guys go walking, I'ma grab the keys and go for a morning ride.

Silver: Can I drive?

Latrell: Can pigs fly?

Silver: Come on, I'm one of the most trustworthy here. I would take a bullet for all of you.

Latrell: You would also be the reason we're getting shot at in the first place.

Silver: It's all about balance.

Latrell: And this is why I'm driving.

Kevin, Ace, Blue, Strayer, and Zee start walking while the others go to the RV.

15 minutes into the drive

Latrell pulls up to a red light and stops. Just then another car comes up behind them and hits them.

Latrell: LEARN TO DRIVE NIGGA!

Guy in other car: You better show some respect. My name is Jonny and I'm your Superior.

Phoenix: You don't look like shit.

Zombie: Are those fairy pokemon on his car?

Latrell: WHAT?! SILVER, POINT THE CANNON UP AND BLAST THAT NIGGA!

Silver: (Laying on his back) My up or your up?

Latrell: NIGGA WE HAVE THE SAME UP!

Silver got up and opened the sun roof. There was a cannon on top of the RV. Only instead of pointing it towards Jonny, he pointed it straight up and fired the cannon.

Latrell: NIGGA THAT'S GONNA COME BACK DOWN ON US!

Silver: You said point it up.

Fiore: Screw the red light, get us out of here.

Zombie: We can't just break the law.

Latrell: We're wanted for every degree murder and banned in 16 states, a red light ain't shit!

Latrell speeds the RV and gets out of the way right before the cannonball comes down.

Zombie: Hope the others are having more fun than us.

With the others

The other five just walked out of a store with Kevin holding a plushie of Ibuki Mioda.

Zee: Bro's finna take wet dream to a whole new level.

Blue: Ew

Zee then crossed the street, but the others stopped since there was a car coming.

Zee: Hurry up you slowpokes.

Strayer: Do you not see the car coming?

Zee: Ima come in your ass if you don't hurry!

Five awkward seconds later

Zee: WAIT FUCK THAT CAME OUT WRONG!

Blue: (Grabs Strayer's arm) And he's mine! Get your own snuggle bunny!

The car gets closer to the group, forcing them to hurry up. In the rush, Kevin dropped his Ibuki plushie and it got run over by the car.

Kevin: NOOOO! I WANT REVENGE!

A random car rolls by and Kevin stands in front of it, causing it to stop. Kevin then goes up to the driver, who is a 6ft fit looking guy.

Kevin: Excuse me, do you mind following that car that went by, they ran over my Ibuki plushie.

Driver: Ibuki? Oh they will pay! You and your friends hop in. And the name is Dennis.

Kevin: Thanks. But do you mind if I drive?

Dennis: Be my guest.

Everyone got in the car and Kevin drove off to chase the car.

Up ahead, the car turned out to be the RV with Latrell and company. His phone rings.

Latrell: (Answers his phone) Hello?

Kevin: (On the phone with Latrell) Hey black man. We're chasing down the fuckers who ran over my plushie. If you see them let me know.

Latrell: Sure.

Kevin: Hang on, some dumbass is driving too slow. Come on stupid move it! (Honks horn)

Latrell: Oh hang on Kevin some dickhead is honking at me.

Kevin: You should flip him off.

Latrell: (Holds up the middle finger)

Kevin: Oh hang on a second some blackie just flipped me off. Fuck off bitch! (Honks horn)

Latrell: Hang on Kevin I gotta kick this guy's ass.

Kevin: Yeah I gotta kick this guy's ass. I'll call you back after the fight.

Latrell: Good luck in your's.

Kevin: Same to you. (Hangs up and turns to Dennis) Can you fight this jackass in front of us? I can't fight for shit.

Dennis: I got you.

The two cars pull over and Latrell and Dennis get out of the cars and start throwing punches.

Latrell: Yeah, I got you bitch.

Dennis: No fucker I got you!

Latrell: Nah, I said I got yo ass.

Silver: No Latrell I believe he's got you.

Latrell: Shit you right. Get over here and help!

10 minutes later

The 10 friends were back at the house, with Latrell covered in bandages.

Zombie: This was a fun day.

Latrell: No the fuck it wasn't.

Phoenix: Walk it off you'll live.

Zee: You hang around Silver too much.

Ace: Chocolate and vanilla

Silver and Phoenix: Fuck off!

Blue: Look on the bright side. Nothing happened to me and Strayer today.

Silver: You want a fucking cookie?

Zee: As long as there's nuts.

Five awkward seconds later

Zee: WAIT FUCK!