By Maricruz
Disclaimer: Hazbin Hotel and Helluvaboss are the copyright properties of Vivziepop and Spindle Horse.
Chapter 35: We Come Bearing Gifts.
Caution: This chapter contains slightly milder sexual content.
Meanwhile, at the Ice Mansion of Andrealphus
It has been a while since Andrealphus have sent Stella at the hotel and spoke to the phone thought her, at first, he thought that he would have to call, but, after a strange pink snowfall near his mansion in which have make him very horny he had that thought slipped off for a long while. And later he discover he has woken up in his bed, naked and there was a huge stain on his bedsheet.
"Ghh... what have happen before? Why I am naked? And why there is a stain in my bed?" Andrealphus asked to himself, while the stain had solidified a bit because of the surrounding and the very cold temperature on his room. He then looked at his hand and noticed there was a dry white stain on his palm.
"Wh-What...?" Andrealphus asked again shocked and confused before yelling: "BUTLER!"
At the moment, the imp butler came to the room, and is panting due to him running all the way to Andrealphus's room.
"Y-Yes... pant M-Marquis... pant Andrealphus...?" he says while heavy panting.
"What the fuck happened to me!?" He shouted at his butler and before his butler could answer it. Andrealphus then turn his hand to show the dry white stain on his palm. "And what the fuck is this on my palm!?"
"Uhm..." the butler says, a bit nervous since he dosen't want him to be mad and turn him into an ice statue.
"Answer me!" Andrealphus shouted at his butler and slowly his room was start to turn into ice.
"IT'S BECAUSE OF THE PINK SNOWSTORM, ALRIGHT? IT WAS THE PINK SNOWSTORM THAT MADE YOU IN THIS WAY, SIR!" the butler shouted in fear.
"Pink snowstorm!? What are you talk-" Andrealphus didn't get finished his sentence when he remembers that while he was in his room. He saw something pink in cloud. Curious, he open his windows to get a better look at it which it was a mistakes because the pink cloud end up coming to his room.
And also because of the icy temperature both in his room and in his territory in general, the pink cloud ended up doing a snowstorm, releasing snow with the color of pink in which have ended up covering his mansion along of his room.
Luckily for his butler, he was born with no sense of smell which made him unaffected of the pink cloud.
But Andrealphus, unfortunately, definitely had the sense of smell and so... after some pink snow have landed on him and after breathing some of the pink cloud, he have started to hallucinated, similar to Stolas. And guess who he saw in his hallucinated? His rival and the person he hates is Vassago.
But little did anybody knows including his sister and brother-in-law Stolas is that he has a secret crush on Vassago which is why he saw him in his hallucinated due to the affect of the pink snow.
"Oh no..." Andrealphus muttered in horror after realising what happen. Including of speaking Vassago's name. Not with hostile or hated, but with full of love. He then slowly turned his attention to his butler with a look of dread and in a quiet voice he says: "...You didn't heard what have happen... right?"
"Well I might have heard you saying Prince Vassago's name one or two times." The butler admitted. " But then I covered my ears during the rest as I was attending my duties, Sir."
"You heard me said Prince Vassago's name!?" He shouted his butler, his cheeks has turn red or blue due to embarrassment that his butler heard him saying Vassago's name.
"O-Only one or t-two times..." the butler says with a nervous laugh while trembling a bit.
"Argh!" Andrealphus screams as he grab his pillow and began hitting his face with it before screaming in his pillow.
The butler then look down and couldn't help but saying but with a bit of hesitation: "Uhm... you are still naked... sir..."
"Ahh!" Andrealphus scream as he quickly grab his blanket and cover himself with his blanket before looking at his butler with an angry expression his face."GET OUT YOU SICK PERVERT!" He screamed at his butler and starts throwing things at him. "I SAID GET OUT!"
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I JUST WANTED TO POINTED OUT, NO NEED TO THROW THINGS AT ME!" the butler yelled in fear before going away while using his hands as shield to protect himself from the things Andrealphus was throwing at him.
"GET OUT!" Andrealphus as he throw one last thing at his butler as he finally left his room.
After his butler closed the door shut, Andrealphus began to pant heavily... before immediately thought about something: Who have caused this and what happen to... he pale before shouting: "STELLA!"
"Where is my phone!?" He asked to himself before tripping over his blanket that he was using to cover his naked body and fell on the floor.
"OUCH! FUCK!" he yelled in pain after landing face-fist on the floor
"I better put on some clothes before I hurt myself with my blanket." Andrealphus grumbled as he stand up.
Stella still in her room at the hotel~
And she is still stunned for what has happened to her due to the pink clouds that has happened in her room. And for the fact that her plan had failed and now Octavia hates her. And the King of Hell, Queen of Hell, and the Deadly Sins know her plans.
"Now what I can do?" Stella says while pacing on her room, with a worried and also sad expression on her face.
"They knows my plans now, including Vassago." She growled in anger when she said Vassago's name.
"And also... Octavia..." she sadden upon saying that name, she didn't need to hear that, and now, she might hate her forever.
"One thing for sure is how will Andrealphus is going to react once I tell him that our plan was exposed." Stella mumbled.
"But still... how can I talk to my brother since Leviathan have now my phone?" She asked to herself, before looking through the peephole of her door.
There was nobody at her door meaning that everybody is either in their rooms or they are at the dinning room.
"Maybe I could try to open the door?" Stella says to herself before looking around her room. "And after I open the door, I could sneak out of this hotel and quickly run away and get back to my brother's place." She added.
Stella looked through the peephole. "Hmm, nobody out there." She took a deep breath. "Better take my chance." She then began to look around her room, and, after checking under her bed, she found something small: it was an hairpin.
"Ah-ha!" Stella said with a happy smile on her face. She then grab the hairpin: "Perfect..." before going towards the door "Let's pray that everybody is either in their rooms or downstairs." She said to herself. She then took a deep breath, before putting the hairpin on the lock and tries to open the door. After a couples of hours, she was able to open the door with the hairpin.
"Fucking finally... it also broke..." Stella says as she look at the now broken hairpin, before looking again through the peephole.
Still nobody's but while she was in her bedroom, she somehow have listened a loud conversations of what seem to be a loud gruff voice yelling at someone from another floor and the room where the person was yelling was above her room.
"Sounds like they are having quite a conversation." Stella can use all that yelling as a distraction to make her escape.
"ANGEL! WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE PANCAKES?" th loud gruff voice yelled.
"MAYBE IF YOU ASK NICELY, I COULD GIVE IT TO YOU!" The other voice yelled downstairs.
"DAD! PLEASE!" Another voice yelled.
"ALSO, THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY PERVERT MENS SITTING NEXT TO YOU, ANTHONY!" The same loud gruff voice yelled again. "OR ELSE I WILL FEED THEM TO THE FUCKING CANNIBALS IN THE CANNIBAL TOWN!"
"FUCK YOU, DAD!" The voice of Angel/Anthony yelled out.
"Better escape..." Stella whispered before exit from her room in tiptoe.
"Whoever those peoples are yelling at the male spider named Angel, I have the feelings they have some family issues." Stella whispers as she quickly tiptoe the floor because if she start to run, her running would catch everybody's attention and she would be caught for sure.
During her tip-tap toe walking, she casually arrive toward a door, and, before she could surpass, she hear the voice of Paimon from the other side: "CARE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP? I AM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!" he yelled.
She almost screeched in fear but luckily cover her mouth with her hand to muffled it.
Wait... Paimon dosen't deserve to be dragged down by all of these crazy guys, maybe I could free him so me, him and Andrealphus can organize our next move. Stella thought about that. But can I open the door when the hairpin is broken? She thought.
Hmm... ya know what? Fuck it! It's better give it a try! Stella thought yet again before tiptoeing to the of the room where Paimon was. She grabs the broken hairpin from her pocket and start to open the door of Paimon's room.
"Come on... come on..." Stella whispered while trying to unlock the door.
After a few hours, she was able to unlocked it despite the hairpin was broken. "Ha-ha." She laughed in a low whisper. She then slowly open the door, so she won't wake up Paimon and that his shouting won't attract other's attentions. Stella sees her former father-in-law sleeping with a loud snore.
"Wow, for a father-in-law, he snore pretty loud. Good thing that asshole Stolas doesn't snore loud like him." Stella said with a deadpan expression. "Now how am I suppose to get him out of here without waking him and alerting the others." Stella tries to think up a plan.
Hmmm... maybe we can find some more sheets to create a rope and escape through the window... Stella thought. She starts frantically looking for some extra sheets. She look through the wardrobe to see if there are some of them inside. What she could only find are a couple of robes and seven sets of pajamas.
Fuck... why it isn't like my mansion, where the bedsheets are on the wardrobe? Stella thought in frustration and anger. Guess these will have to do for now. She sighs and pulls out the robes and pajamas.
Before starting to tie them up together, creating a long rope of clothes, in hoping that would be long enough to touch the ground and making sure that she and Paimon would leave the hotel without the others or Alastor noticing it. She test the strength of the rope to see if it is strong enough to hold Paimon and herself.
"Okay... I think it's strong enough..." Stella says after doing two test of the strength, then, after that, she carefully open the window, attach one side of the rope on one of the leg of the bed in which Paimon was sleeping, before tossing the other side out of the window.
"Okay, now comes the hard part." Stella looked at Paimon that was snoring on his bed, she hesitates for a moment, but, eventually she reach her hand on his shoulder and tries to nudge him, so that he wakes up.
Paimon snorted and cleared his throat. "Wha-what?"
"Paimon? Are you awake?" Stella asked in a whisper.
"No, I'm still asleep and this is just a dream." Paimon was being sarcastic. "Of Course I Am Awake!"
"Shhh... lower your voice, or they might hear us...!" Stella hissed in a whisper.
"Who?" Paimon has no idea what Stella is talking about.
"The others! Alastor, the princess, her girlfriend, that crazy maid and her crazy friend..." Stella whispered in a fearful tone before calming herself down a bit and saying: "I prepared an escape route, maybe if we reach Andrealphus place then we can organize..."
"Have you gone mad?!" Paimon shouted. "There's no way we can ever escape, especially if the Radio Demon is still around!"
Stella obviously put an hand on his mouth immediately before whispering in a more harsh tone: "But still, we need to try and escape, do you really want to remain locked inside this room with those two crazy girl again?"
Immediately a dread expression appear on Paimon's face when Stella said the two crazy girls.
"That's what I thought..." Stella whispered with a deadpan look before going over the window and grab the rope that she have made before: "Even so one this for sure, I am not remaining another fucking minute inside this nuthouse..."
"You got that right..." Paimon whisper.
"So, you want to escape with me and organize our next plan on Andrealphus mansion?" Stella asked as she does a step forward the window while still holding the rope that she made.
"Yes, because I don't want to spend any more time in this hotel anymore, especially with the two crazy girls." He whisper.
"Okay then..." Stella nodded before start to slowly descend from the rope.
"Wait for me...!" Paimon whispered as he also grab the rope and starts to descend too.
"Didn't you know how to shape-shift?" Stella asked confused about why he was using the rope instead of shape-shifting into something.
"I do, but if I shape-shirt into something big like how I shape-shift into dragon, then it would caught everybody's attention in the hotel so it better I shape-shift after we get away from the hotel." Paimon said.
"Yeah probably it's better this way..." Stella says while still descending, before moving slightly to the left so she can avoid the window.
"What should we do with this rope after we landed safety on the ground?" Paimon asked while moving slightly to the right so he could avoid the window as well.
"Probably we should cut it a few centimeters away, do that they wouldn't track us down..." Stella says.
"Good idea..." Paimon nodded his head.
After a short awkward moment, Stella was the first one to touch the ground, she release the rope and she sighs in relief: "I am finally ou-" she didn't had the time to finish the phrase because suddenly the window open in an instant and Stella found herself squashed between the wall and the glass of the window.
"What the fuck!?" Paimon and Stella both shouted.
"Huh? Who is there?" A voice spoke and looking out the window there was Octavia.
"Shit!" Stella and Paimon whisper, and quickly, Paimon shape-shirt into a small bird and let go of the rope. While Stella try to stand still between the wall and the glass of the window. Along with not making a sound.
Suddenly, from inside the hotel the radio voice of Alastor called out: "Octavia? Little starlight? Why are you taking so long to open up the window?
"Oh yeah... sorry, Mr Radio demon! I thought I had heard something..." Octavia says while turning away from the window.
"Well, you can think of that later since the pancakes is done." Alastor said.
Little starlight?! Stella and Paimon both thought in shocked and confusion. Did that Radio Demon Alastor called Octavia, Little Starlight!?
"Okay!" Octavia says as she goes away from the window.
Leaving the window open and squishing Stella as she is stuck between the window and wall.
Paimon in his small bird form, quickly shape-shift into a monkey and gently close the window.
"Thanks..." Stella whispered while holding her beck in pain.
"You're welcome." Paimon-Monkey said. "But did you heard what that radio demon called Octavia? Little Starlight?" He looked shocked and disbelief that the radio demon has give his granddaughter Octavia a nickname.
"Yeah! Why that monster is calling my daughter: "Little Starlight"?" Stella whispered-asked with more shock and disbelief.
"I don't know, but we better get out of here now and go find your brother and tell him about it!" Paimon-Monkey whispered-said.
"Indeed..." Stella whispered: "But first we need to get rid of the rope..." she pointed the rope with her thumb.
"Good idea, I need to shape shift into an animal that have claws." Paimon-money said before shape shift into a cat but with wings, so he could fly and cut off the rope.
"Okay... I am going..." Cat-Paimon whispered.
"Be careful..." Stella whispered, after that, Cat-Paimon start to fly on the window or his room, where the rope of closets was.
He looked around his room to see if anybody is there before using his claws to slice the rope in half.
"Sorry but I am not sorry on destroying these clothes..." Cat-Paimon says with a smirk as he watch the rope of clothes slowly falling down on the ground.
"That alright..." Stella said as she watched the rope of clothes slowly falling to the ground.
Once that was done, Cat-Paimon exit and then close the window so that nobody could suspect, before returning on the ground and shape-shift again into his normal self: "Okay, we are done here... let's get out of there..." Paimon whispered with a nod.
"Yeah, I think we should..." Stella whispered while also nodding.
"But before we leave, you should cover yourself. We don't want anybody seeing you naked especially your brother when we arrived at his home. " Paimon said as he cover his eyes.
"Wait, what?" Stella asked shocked before looking down to herself.
"Fuck!" She screamed in a whisper as she remember that she took her clothes off to make the clothes rope longer. She then walks over to the half of the clothes rope and start to untie them until she managed to find the robe and cover herself with it.
"Okay, you can uncover your eyes now. I'm not naked anymore." She mumbled in anger and embarrassment.
Paimon uncover his eyes: "Thank goodness, I already had some disappointments on my family, I don't want another one again..." Paimon whispered while doing a side eye on the hotel.
"That is true, now let's go." Stella said to Paimon as she and Paimon start to walk away from the hotel.
While walking away from the hotel, something strange was happen for both Paimon and Stella: several limos started to arrive and park near the gates of the Hazbin Hotel.
"The fuck!?" Paimon and Stella shouted in a quiet tone before Stella grab Paimon and drag him to hide behind a tree.
From the limo, several males Goetia started to exit, some even going to grab some huge and expansive gifts along with some expansive pets, before they all started to go towards the doors of the Hazbin Hotel.
Sitri the last male Goetias got out of his limo, and in his hand, he was a holding a bouquet of pink flowers and underneath his arm, he is holding a stuffed pig. He put on his best charming smile as he follow the male Goetias to the door of the Hazbin Hotel.
"Sitri? What the fuck he's doing here?" Paimon whisper-yelled shocked and in anger.
"He must have join with the other male Goetias to asked that spider sinner named Angel Dust hand's in marriage and I have the feeling he has been wanting to meet him for such a long time." Stella said in a whisper.
"Oh dear, first that cringy cat-girl and now that gay spider..." Paimon days exasperated.
"Even though I told them that spider is a male, and not a female. They still want to marry him because they are planning to turn him into a female so he could give birth an heir for them. Well, except for Sitri since he has always liked that gay spider ever since he first meet him at the club he secretly went while being in a disguise." Stella said.
"Wait what? You never told me this, Stella..." Paimon says as she look at her while narrowing his eyes.
"Andrealphus told me after he found a poster of the half-naked spider gay in his room when he came to visit him before and Stiri threatened him not to tell anybody or else he will chop his ball off. So, yes, Siriti is secretly gay and I guessing he has been waiting a chance to win that spider's heart and ask him to marry him, and now he did. And he almost know everything about him, including his pet." Stella explains while crossing her arms.
"And why you didn't tell me this sooner, Stella...?" Paimon asked in anger, since he dosen't like to be left out on the gossip.
"Because you don't seem to be the type of a gossiper, Paimon." Stella said.
"OH FOR-" Paimon was about to shout before Stella immediately put her hand on his beck: "Listen to me, for fuck's sake, we will get angry at each other right AFTER we reach my brother ice mansion! For now, let's get the fuck out of there before You-Know-Who and the others find out!" Stella whisper-yelled sharply with a glare at Paimon.
Paimon just nodded yes.
"Let's just get the fuck out of there..." Stella whispered as she remove her hand from Paimon's beck and then grab his arm before leaving by taking the other side.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen
"...And that's the 1001 reason of why I hate Adam..." Lillith says, after finishing to tell a story about her 1001 reasons of why she hated Adam so much.
"Wow Mom." Charlie looked so surprised. "I knew you never liked Adam, but I have no idea how much hatred you have for him, but doesn't it feel good to let it all out?"
"Honesty? After being kidnapped and held up in hostage for 7 years by my ex-husband? Yes it is..." Lillith says with an evil smirk before drinking her coffee.
"With your permission to speak, Your Highness, I would like to ask you something." Vaggie properly address Lilith.
"Vaggie, you don't have to be formal to me." Lilith appreciate the formality, but she wants her future daughter-in-law to be comfortable around her. "You can ask me anything."
Vaggie felt happy and relax when Lilith said that then went to her neutral state. "Well okay, why did Adam kidnapped all those 7 years ago?"
"Because I think, in a way, Adam still "loved" me and so, in his twisted mind he decide that he could force me to love him again like he tried to do with me several ages ago, when we were the first man and woman on the Garden of Eden..." That was the best answer that Lillith could give.
"Well, it appear you're not wrong about that Adam still "loved" you." Vaggie said. "Since he came to me to talk with in private with Lute, he refers Charlie as "Lilith little hottie", implying that he probably still love you."
"He actually called me that?" Charlie felt disgusted and dirty.
"Now I got 1002 reasons to hate him!" Lilith took an angry sip of her coffee. "Hope you have kicked him in the balls..." Lillith says with an hopeful expression.
"Wish I could but he is dead." Vaggie said.
"I wish I kicked him in the balls when I was fighting him!" Charlie now regrets missing her chance that day.
"It seem all of us wished we kicked him in the ball before Niffy stabbed him to death." Husk said.
Niffty giggled maniacally: "It was fun!"
"I bet it was." Satan said.
There was suddenly a knock on the main doors.
"I will get it." Lucifer said as he stood up from his seat.
"Wonder who is knocking right now?" Angel asked.
"Oh god, please... not another annoyance..." Charlie says, clearly tired of anything that will come at them.
"Maybe somebody is delivering some mails or maybe gifts for Angel and Alastor from the Goetias." Moxxie said.
"MOXXIE! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JINXED THAT?!" Lucifer yelled from the lobby.
"Uh-oh...so that means..." Ozzie start to stand up from his seat along with Bee, Leviathan, Satan, Mammon, and Belpherog.
"Angel and Alastor, stays here." Ozzie said as he and the Sins went to the lobby.
"Great fucking job, Fatty..." Loona says sarcastically while looking at her phone.
"I didn't know they were the one knocking at the door!" Moxxie trying to defend himself. "I was just guessing!"
"One thing for sure is that male and female Goetias are here for Angel and Alastor." Vortex said. "Should we also joined Lucifer and the Sins as well in the lobby?" He asked everybody except for Angel and Alastor since they are told to stay in the dinning room.
"Awww... and I wanted to have some time with Emily..." Blitz says with a frown.
"Well, we better see what the Goetias are saying Lucifer and the Sins about asking Angel and Alastor's hands in marriage." Vaggie said as she start to stand up from seat and so everybody else did, except for Alastor and Angel.
"I will stay here to keep Miss/Mister Angel and Mister Alastor company." Yogirt said.
"And so will I." Collin said as well.
"Uhm... do me and Razzle need to help...? Or we can go...?" Deerie asked unsure while raising her left hoof.
"I guess you guys can go." Charlie said to Deeire, "But make sure you keep Razzle safe in Heaven." before she went into the lobby.
"Uh... okay then..." Deerie says with a small smile.
"Wait... where you two are going?" Collin asked confused.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, they found the document, so me and Razzle are going to Heaven in which I will do some changes on it, so that you can return!" Deerie says with an happy tone.
"Really?" Collin looked very happy that he is coming back to Heaven that he want to shout of joy. But wait, if he goes back to Heaven, would that means he won't see his new friend Angel, Yogirt, and Fat Nuggets anymore? This made Collin looked at Angel, Yogirt, and Fat Nuggets before looking at Deeire again.
"What's wrong? Isn't what you always wanted?" Deerie asked a bit concerned about Collin.
"I do, but..." Collin place his hand on his arm and looked at the floor with a sad look in his eyes. "If I go back, would that mean I won't see my new friends anymore?"
"I... I don't know about that, Collin..." Deerie says unsure while also rubbing her left arm with her right hoof.
Collin looked at Deeire. "Let me think about it, ok? I took a liking to my new friends, Angel, Yogirt, and Fat Nuggets and I don't want leave them yet..."
Deerie looked at Razzle, who had a look of concern on his face, then at Collin, a new thought enter inside her head and with that new thought she said in firm voice: "Don't worry Collin, after I will finish review your file, we will go and talk to Sera and see what we can do"
A smile appear on Collin's face. "Thank you, Deeire." He said before flying back to Angel's side.
After that she look at Razzle, who had a look of confusion on his face, and, before he could some noises, Deerie spoke and says: "Don't worry Razzle, I am still not forgetting about our date, once this will be over, we will have our fun in Heaven..." she reassures him.
Razzle let out a happy goat noise.
"With that said, let's go!" Deerie says as suddenly a portal for Heaven open on the ceiling.
"See you later guys!" Collin called out to them as he watched Deerie and Razzle went to the portal for Heaven and the portal close and disappear from the ceiling.
"You decided to stay here for us?" Angel asked Collin, feeling touched by his gesture.
"Well, your pig Fat Nuggets showed me some kindness as he wasn't afraid of me when he first meet me, and later you and Yogirt as well." Collin said. "And you treat me better than my old friends."
"Awww, come here you lambchop!" Angel says as he immediately pulled Collin closer to a big and squishing hug.
"You're so adorable!" Angel coo as he ran his fingers through Collin's fur.
"Th-Thank Y-You... Mr. A-Angel D-Dust..." Collin says while struggling to breath, but obviously that moment didn't last long and it was ruined by the voice of Henroin upstairs: "ANTHONY! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? WHY THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING LIMOS OUTSIDE THE HOTEL? AND WHAT THIS LONG ASS HUGE CROWD OF SNOBBISH GOETIAS OUTSIDE THIS FUCKING PLACE?"
"What!?" Angel let go of Collin and quickly ran out to the lobby with Fat Nuggets, Yogirt, Collin, and Alastor behind him.
He quickly past everybody who are in the lobby who are shocked to see him and he peek through one of the windows where he saw all the male Goetias standing outside, behind the close doors of Hazbin Hotel.
"Oh shit..." Angel pale himself about seeing all these Goetias.
"What a very sad day... for me..." Alastor says annoyed while keeping his smile in a forceful way, that's when the voice of Crimson gets heard from upstairs: "DAMMIT, THE MONEY I COULD HAVE MAKE OUT OF IT!"
"Oh for the love of..." Moxxie slaps his forehead in anger and annoyance.
"I guess I was right of the idea your father want you to marry the Goetias, Moxxie." Millie said in anger and annoyance.
"Yeah yeah... now what?" Angel asked while looking at the others with a look of unease.
"I can't believe these Goetias are here to ask me in marriage." Angel took a step back from the window, his face is still pale.
"And it appears they brought gifts as well, Miss/Mister Angel." Yogirt as he peek through the windows as well. "And they brought some pets as well."
"Vassago... didn't you and that fucking witch of Stella tell on that reunion about the fact that Angel Dust had already a pet of his own?" Ozzie asked while looking down at Vassago.
Vassago looked at Ozzie with a nervous expression and slowly shook his head. "No, we did not, I guess we forget to said that but I hope they didn't brought a pet that like to eat pig and other pork related stuff." Vassago gulp.
"Oooooohhh~! An alligator!" Niffty says excited with a huge maniacal grin on her face while looking at the window.
"What!?" Everybody said and Angel peek through one of the window to see an alligator inside a large cage behind one of the male Goetia.
"I'm not letting that alligator eat my sweet baby!" Angel hissed as he step away from the window and pick up his baby pig Fat Nuggets in his arms.
"Holy shit! Look at that size of that alligator." Blitz said as he peek through one of the window.
"Holy shit!" Loona says as she and Niffty do some pictures.
"Okay seriously, where the fuck are we? Florida?" Bee asked shocked.
"No, no, nonononononono, absolutely no! I am not gonna let that thing inside the hotel!" Charlie immediately says.
"And I just hope you don't let that lion inside as well either." Josh said as he pointed to a lion in a big cage outside the hotel.
"Okay this is getting ridiculous..." Vaggie says frustrated as she pitches her eyes.
"Is that a Komodo Dragon?" Octavia asked as she pointed out at the huge venomous lizard inside a cage behind another Goetia.
"Wow, it looked so cool!" Blitz said as he start to take pictures of it along with Loona and Niffy.
"And I think I see a tiger as well..." Yogirt said as he see a strong tiger inside a cage behind another Goetia.
"Vassago?" Angel asked with a calm and dark tone.
"Y-Yeah...?" Vassago asked with a nervous and hesitant voice.
"I am gonna fucking kill you and Stella" Angel Dust replied with his dark and calm tone.
"Noted." Vassago said with a nervous expression.
"And, would you excuse me guys, I will be right back." Angel gritted his teeth as he quickly walk upstairs with Fat Nuggets.
"Oh, Lucifer." Angel stops as he looked at Lucifer. "Please, let them in." Before disappeared into the hallway.
"I fear for my life now..." Vassago replied in a scared tone.
"Sigh. Guess we have no other choice..." Lucifer says as he open the door with hesitation.
Everybody watched Lucifer open the door and there standing outside the door were the male Goetias and each of them are holding gifts in their hands along with expensive pets in a cage behind them.
"Greeting, your highness." All the Goetias spoke as they bowed in respect for Lucifer.
"Uhm... Greetings?" Lucifer says a bit unsure.
"Hey..." Lillith waved, trying to keep a polite smile on her face.
"Oh, welcome back to Hell Queen Lilith." The Goetias spoke but they didn't bowed down for Lilith, just give her a simple wave.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel." Lucifer return the greeting. "Run and owned by my daughter, Charlie, the Princess of Hell."
"What brings you all there, on the hotel of my dear daughter?" Lucifer asked, even if he and the others already know what.
"We came here to ask that beautiful spider lady sinner's hand in marriage." One of the Goetias spoke as he carefully brought the cage with the alligator inside the hotel and so did other Goetias who brought expensive pets.
Charlie left eye began to twitch upon seeing that her hotel was randomly became a circus in which some of the Goetias were bringing inside animals of various type and shape.
The alligator inside the cage made a scary snarl which causes Verosika's ex crew to quickly step away from the cages and other cages as well.
FizzaRolli grab his son Oliver in his arms and use his robot legs to jump on Ozzie's shoulder, to stay from the expensive pets inside the cage.
"And as you can see, we brought gifts as well." One of the Goetias spoke as they place expensive gifts on the floor while some of them are holding it in their hands.
"Y-Yeah, we all s-see..." Coco says nervously, while Niffty gets immediately closer to the cage where the alligator was.
"Niffy! Stay away from that alligator!" Husk shouted.
"Don't worry, he doesn't bite if you don't stick your hands in front of his mouth too long." The Goetia who brought the alligator inside spoke.
"Unfortunately, the alligator should be worried now..." Alastor leans with his forceful shit-eating grin.
"Alastor, please get Niffy away from the cage where the alligator is." Charlie said as she rubbed her forehead due to the animals inside the cage that the Goetias brought for Angel Dust.
Alastor shrugged before conjuring a tentacle and pull Niffty away: "Aww... I just wanted some new boots..." she says while pouting.
"Not today, Niffy." Alastor and this made Niffy pout more while crossing her arms.
"So, who told you that the spider sinner lived at the hotel my daughter owns?" Lucifer asked the male Goetias.
"We kinda know some times ago after seeing that Justice4Pentious campaign on the TV..." one of them says with a shrug.
"That's right..." All the Goetias nodded their heads.
"Oh." Lucifer became crescent fallen when that male Goetia from Team Angel Dust answered.
"Wait, so it's my fault that they heard that Angel Dust is staying at the hotel?" Charlie blames herself since she agreed to the live broadcast.
"Well, not really...we thought he lived somewhere in Pride Ring, we didn't know that he actually lived in your hotel, princess Charlotte." One of Goetias replied.
"Oh well yes he is." Charlie laughed nervously.
"Anyway, Gentlemen, would all like to come in." Lilith invites them inside.
"But please, leave the large and dangerous animals at our garden." Lucifer dictated.
"Thank you but we can't leave the animals in your garden because of the lock is somewhat broken and they will escape in the garden so it best we take them with us to make sure they don't escape." One of the Goetia said.
"Shit.." Moxxie says in fear.
"Don't worry, I'll wrestle the alligator if he tries to attack you!" Millie says while cracking her knuckles.
"What if we told you that alligator can turn his body into fire if you try to wrestle him?" One of the Goetia looked at Millie with a blank expression.
"What if I told you, that I don't care and that I used to wrestle with things more big than this?" Millie says with a deadpan look.
"She's right about that!" Apple says from the background.
"Guys, we getting off topic here." Lucifer said before looking at the male Goeitas.
"I'm sorry, but we can't risk of endangering our guest staying here at the hotel, and that includes Angel Dust." Seriously, what the fuck do they think that an alligator and a lion, a komodo dragon, and a tiger would make good pets for Angel Dust. "Besides, Angle Dust already has a pet, a pig named Fat Nuggets, plus my daughter has a pet cat and a dragon-goat, as well a Sir Pentious's Egg Boi named Frank" Lucifer tries to make it clear.
"I agree with that!" Ozzie says
"Well, you just never know if Angel would love an alligator, lion, Komodo dragon, and tiger as a pet if he hasn't seen them yet. And what do you mean he has pet pig?" One of them asked as he gives Lucifer a stern glare.
That's when Angel Dust steps out. "Do you all really think I want any of those as pets? Maybe if they were all small and cute and not dangerous, I would. And what makes you think that I want to replace my sweet precious baby Fat Nuggets. If any of you all want bring him a new friend, that would be great."
"It means that he had already a pet called Fat Nuggets, for Christ's sake!" Husk says exasperated by everything, he just wanted to be in the bar right now.
"Is there proof he has a pet?" One of them asked and all the Goetias nodded their heads in agreement except for Sitri.
Everyone who has a smartphone, pulled them out and show the male Goetias pictures of Angel Dust and Fat Nuggets on his Sintagram account.
"Oh..." some of the male Goetias says with a (._.) Look in their faces.
"But it would be better if he replaced his pig with one of these pets." One of the Goetias pointed to the cage where the expensive pets are in their cages. "Since we can't have a pig for the Goetia status."
And that, of course, is what made Angel Dust pist off.
"Oh hell no!" Angel Dust yelled while going down the stairs, he was holding Fat Nuggets on his arms.
All the male Goetias gasped including Sitri as they stares at the beautiful spider.
"If you think I am gonna replace my baby with one of those animals, then you are all dead wrong!" Angel Dust spoke with an angry expression and tone.
"But miss Angel, we didn't know that you have a pet pig." One of them spoke.
"Please, forgive us." All of them said as they bow down for Angel Dust.
Suddenly, from upstairs there were sounding of angry stomping that were coming down, and suddenly, stopping beside Angel there was Henroin and Arackniss: "WHAT THE HELL YOU BIRDBRAINS ARE YOU THINK?" he shouted with his pissed tone.
"What the fuck!?" Lucifer and the Sins, and all the other except for the male Goetias said as they are surprised to see Henroin in the lobby since he was chained to his bed in his room.
This of course didn't make Angle Dust changed his angry expression. "Do you really think I can forgive you after all you just said? About how my baby Fat Nuggets doesn't live to your Goetia status? Well here's what I think about it. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING STATUS!"
You tell them, Angel! Husk thought in his head.
"B-But..." one of them was about to say before Arackniss spoke up: "My brother love life isn't yours to decide you know?"
"That's right, Arackniss." Henroin growled at them.
"Also, I know that a lot of you were planning to turn time into a female so that I can birth some cautionary heir." Angel Dust glared at the male Goetia. "Well I say Fuck You!" Gives them 4 middle fingers.
"That is not true!" One of the Goetia quickly said, hoping spider would believe their lies.
"Too late Mandrake." Vassago confirmed. "I've already told everyone about it."
"You..." Before one of them could attack Vassago, Henroin step in front of his son.
"Stay away from my son and his friends, you over pompous asshole!" Henroin told him off.
The male Goetias gasped by what Henroin said. "Such language in a presence of a lady!" One Goetia shouted.
"What are ya, fuckin' deaf? I said my son, as on Angel Dust is a guy and his real name is Anthony!" Henroin made that clear.
"Anthony? That sound like a pretty good name for a beautiful male spider." Sitri said with smile and all the Goetias nodded their heads in agreement.
"Well of course it is, his mother and I named him!" Henroin told him with a proud smirk.
"Then you and your wife did a wonderful job picking the name Anthony for your son." Sitri said, and from the corner of Angel's eyes, he could see a stuffed pig underneath his arm. Angel couldn't help but smile.
"So, since you are his father, do we have your permission to give him gifts?" One of the Goetias asked as they are holding gifts in their hands.
"Before I can answer that, I need to know if your intentions for my son are true." This is when Henroin decided to test these Goeita guys if they can love his son for who he is and not try to change his gender and be able to accept Fat Nuggets.
"Intentions?" All the Goetias looked at each other in confusion, except for Sitri.
"Like if any of you are capable of caring for Angel Dust." Arackniss declared as he crossed his arms.
"Well, to be honest, this is the first time we are meeting Angel Dust, a very beautiful spider sinner." One of the Goetia said and all of them nodded their heads, including Sitri despite he has met Angel before at the club while in a disguise.
"And it turns out he is more beautiful than the Queen of Hell." Another one spoke.
"Okay, I don't know if I should be flattered or scared because the Queen herself is literally right here!" Angel directed everyone's attention to Lilith.
In which Lillith was glaring murderous and poisonous daggers to all the male Goetias including Angel Dust.
"I am truly sorry that you feel insulted, your Majesty. I mean no disrespect and I'm sure these guys didn't mean it either." Angel apologized to Lilith.
"Our apologies." One of the Goetia said to Lilith, but they aren't really sorry that they said Angel is more beautiful than Lilith.
"That wasn't very apologetic unlike the ones of Angel Dust..." Charlie called out their bullshit behavior.
"That's telling them Charlie." Angel praised. "And also, do you think I wanted to be in the same family that that jerk StolAss is in, after what he did to my buddy Blitz here?"
"Ya mean that pompous asshole that you have talked about to me and dad before freeing us?" Arackniss asked to his brother.
Yep." Angel said.
"Wait, you free them, Angel?" Vaggie asked, looking shocked that Angel has free his father and brother.
"I mean... it should have been obvious from the start since the two of them came downstairs..." Angel says while looking at her with a deadpan look.
"I thought they escape from the room, I guess I didn't think you will free them. I bet none of them thought you would actually free them." Vaggie said as she looked at everybody.
"I actually don't mind that~" Niffty says while looking at her needle with a maniacal smile.
"Niffy, if you dare to stab my father and my brother, I bet Alastor won't hesitate to take away your new plushies of bad boys." Angel glares at Niffy.
"Who said about stabbing?" Niffty asked while looking at Angel.
Angel raised his eyebrow at Niffy. "I know you're lying, Niffy. And said goodbye to your new plushies of bad boys if you don't put away that needle of your."
"Whatever, I was more concentrate about the huge big bug that I saw up on your father hat... but if he dosen't want my help, then okay..." Niffty says as she pull her needle away.
As soon as Niffy said huge big bug, Henroin quickly grab his hat, flick the bug off his hat and when the huge big bug landed on the floor, Henroin quickly kill with one of his spider legs/feet.
"Well, that bug is gone now." Henroin said as he place his hat back on.
"Oh... so Niffty wasn't lying and wasn't about to stab my dad or brother..." Angel Dust says, now a bit guilty.
"Welp, I am going to my room then, I am doing a tea party with the plushies..." Niffty says before going upstairs.
"Anyways, do you want to open our gifts, Angel?" One of the Goetias asked as he is holding a box wrapped with a blue ribbon and wrapping paper.
But this time, it was Arackniss turn to speak: "Hold the fuck up, you rich birdbrains... you still haven't pass our test..." he says while he and his dad crossed their arms with an angry glare.
"Your test?" All the male Goetias looked at each other with confusion in their faces.
"Yeah, if you are REALLY capable of caring for my son, and it's not a way to just exploit him..." Henroin says, his glare was the most stern between the two.
"We are not going to exploit anymore since he already have a kid." One of the Goetia said.
"Yep, his pig which he called his baby." One of the Goetia pointed to Fat Nugget in Angel's arms. "And that means you're a grandpa now because you have a grandkid now."
This made everyone (including Niffty, Crimson and Alessio from upstairs) doing a huge facepalm at the same time.
"But also, won't it be Angel's choice if he ever want a kid?" Sitri said. "Even though sinners can't get pregnant, wouldn't Angel also decided if he want a kid or not?" And this made all the male Goetias nodded.
"At least, there is one here that think with a brain..." Husk commented while rolling his eyes.
"Angel, have you ever thought of having kid before?" Sitri asked Angel. "You don't have answer it if you don't want to."
"No, Fat Nuggets is already enough for me..." Angel Dust says honestly while looking at them with a "Really?" expression on his face
Fat Nuggets oink in happiness and his tail start to wag.
"I see, if that's care, we won't forced or pressure you to having a child for the Goetia status." Sitri says honestly and slowly all the Goetias nodded their hands in agreement.
Henroin then do a better looking at their faces, to see if they are telling the truth and not bluffing. And it turns out they are not bluffing.
"Okay... you seems sincere... but still I am not completely sure..." Henroin says with still a look of suspicious on his face.
"Then allow us to give your son our gifts to prove we are not bluffing, please Mister Henroin." All the Goetias spoke as they bowed for Henroin.
Henroin looked surprised by this, and so, he look at Angel Dust this time.
"I guess I won't mind opening their gifts, father." Angel said. "But the pets are last." He quickly said as he looked uneasy with the animals in the cage.
Henroin sighs: "Alright... you can give the gift to Anthony, BUT, I am keeping the tiger here..." he says as he point at the tiger in the cage.
This made everybody looked surprised that Angel's father want to keep the tiger. "Fine, you can have it, father." Angel said. "So, who gift should I take and open first?" He asked at the Goetias as they are holding gifts in their hands.
And this made every Goetia raiding their hands in unison: "Oh boy..." Angel Dust says with a tired expression before sighing.
Vee Tower, Vox Room
"Wha the fuck is going on?" Vox asked t himself while looking at the monitor of one of the spy drone on the Hazbin Hotel, in which he saw several limos parked outside the hotel.
"Could it be that male or female Goetias came to the hotel to ask Angel or Alastor's hand in marriage?" He said, unsure if there are male or female Goetia in the hotel. "Better get a little closer look." He then moves the drone just a little bit closer to one of the windows, in a point where Alastor couldn't notice it easily. There he could see many male Goetias inside the hotel and all of them are holding gifts in front of Angel Dust.
"And then you have the balls to tell me that you don't like Angel Dust..." the voice of Velvette spoke as she exit under his desk.
Vox almost fell out of his seat when Velvette exist under his desk.
"Hey..." Velvette says while holding a soda on her right hand.
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EXIT FROM HERE?" Vox shouted in anger at her.
"Your secret button in the living room..." Velvette says nonchalantly while sipping her soda.
"Grr..." Vox growled at her.
"So, it appears that all the male Goetias have arrived at the hotel to see Angel Dust." Velvette said as she looked at the screen.
"It appear so... but also, where's Valentino? I don't want to show this at him because you know how he is..." Vox asked while standing up at Velvette.
"He is in his bedroom, still sleeping and he is moaning Angel's name meaning he is dreaming having sex with him again." Velvette replied.
"Good, because I don't want to deal with him right now and his obsession..." Vox says as he return to the control panel and began to zoom the images.
There Vox and Velvette could see Angel picking a box from one of the Goetia's hand, open the box and pull out the most beautiful and expensive long dress that anybody has ever seen in Hell.
Velvette whistle: "Damn... that looks like one of my products..." she says while sipping her soda.
Vox didn't said anything but he watched how Angel looked at the dress with awe in his eyes along with some stars inside.
"Also Vox did you heard about Carmilla? She got a new soul on her collection..." Velvette says while looking at him.
"How did you know about that?" Vox asked a bit surprised.
"Some voices that I heard from some demons..." Velvette says with a lie.
Vox looked at her but didn't say anything and went back looking at the screen.
Angel have open another gift, inside, there was a pink Tommy gun with an huge amount of ammo.
"Holy shit!" Angel looked at the pink Tommy gun with the huge amount of ammo with a huge smile. "Look at this Tommy gun!"
"Mpf... always the Tommy gun and never the laser gun..." Vox pouted.
"Yeah, but it's a pretty pink one." Velvette had to admire that one male Goetia choice of the gift. "It goes perfectly well with Angel's aesthetic.
"This looked amazing, so much better than the laser gun someone give to me before!" Angel said as he looked at his new Tommy gun.
"Ppffff... ahahahahahahahah!" Velvette began to laugh at Vox for that.
"Let me guess, you once give Angel a laser gun as a secret gift before and he end up hating it?" Velvette asked before continue laughing.
"OH SHUT THE FUCK UP VELVETTE!" Vox yelled in embarrassment and anger before slamming his fist on the control panel, unfortunately, this change visual of the camera and so, the visual change from the Hazbin Hotel... to a bathroom.
And in the bathroom show Carmilla Carmine taking a shower, naked.
"What...the...fuck!?" Vox shouted.
Velvette face immediately turned bright read as she stopped laughing: "Uuhhmmm..."
Vox gave Velvette a suspicious looking glare. "Velvette, did you put a somehow put a camera in Carmilla's bathroom, just so you could see her naked!?" He shouted.
"...maybe...?" Velvette says with a nervous laugh.
"You...!" Vox began to snarl at Velvette.
"HEY, EVEN SO YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME IF IT WAS ALASTOR OR ANGEL DUST!" Velvette yelled at Vox while simultaneously looked at Carmilla milf body under the shower.
"Shut the fuck up!" Vox shouted as he quickly change the screen and the screen went back to Angel opening and unwrapping more gifts from the Goetias.
"Oh come on... right on the best part..." Velvette says with a sad pout.
"Suck it up!" Vox hissed as he watched Angel pull out a very beautiful and expensive necklace made out pure gem and jewels. And the necklace is the color of a rainbow from Earth.
"Wow..." Angel said very softly as he stares at the necklace. "I-I-I don't know if I should accept this." Angel kind of now feels bad since this looks like a really expensive necklace.
"Oh please do Miss/Mister Angel." That one male Goetia pleaded on his knees. "This necklace pales in comparison to your beauty."
This made Angel's blush. "O-ok..." Angel mumbled as he looked bashful now. Moving to the next gift.
He open the lid of the box and pull out a very expensive pink pillow that has a symbol of a spider web on it.
"I have my best designer to design this pillow just for you as you could tell with the spider web on it." The Goetia spoke with happiness in his voice as he watched Angel looked at the pillow.
"Oh thank you." Angel pretty much likes the gift. "And it's so soft" He cuddles the pillow. "This will be perfect for when I am binging on snacks and movies."
"And for Fat Nuggets to sleep on it as well, sometimes." Angel looked at his baby and place Fat Nuggets on the pillow, which causes Fat Nugget to squeal in happiness as he snuggled the pillow.
The next gift is basket of his favorites foods, beauty products, and self-care bath products.
"Oh, this is nice, you know how a gal to stay pretty." Angel wink at the Goetia who give him the gift of basket of his favorites foods, beauty products, and self-care bath products.
"It's an honor to please you, Mr/Ms Angel Dust!" The Goetia says honored while doing a bow.
Most of the other gifts Angel has been receiving are designer clothes, purses, shoes, jewelry, and accessories, until finally it is Sitri's turn.
"Oh boy, let's see what that chicken asshole will give to him..." Vox says on his room/camera room, while Velvette was still pouting about the fact that he not only discovered her secret camera, but, he also change it on her "favorite part"
"Hello, Mister/Miss Angel Dust. My name is Sitri." Sitri introduced himself. "I know that many of us here wish your hand in marriage, but if you already have a special someone, then I truly understand and I won't stand in your way. So I wish you offer you my gifts as a sign of friendship."
"Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you Sitri, and also, let's see what this gift of friendship it is..." Angel says as he grab the gift, it was shaking a bit from his own. When Angel opened the box, he sees a cute tiny little baby piggy that looks just like Fat Nuggets, only pocket size.
Everyone in the room (including Vox and Velvette on Vox's room) gasped in cuteness and amazement. "Oh my Gosh!" Angel gushed.
"A baby pet pig!" Charlie squealed in excitement with tears in her eyes
"His name is Flower Bud." Sitri said as he watched Angel gently pick up tiny little baby piggy from the box.
"Look Fat! A new little brother for you!" Angel says as he show Flower Bud to Fat Nuggets
Fat Nugget looked at Flower Bud and Flower Bud looked at Fat Nuggets, they both let out a happy sequel as their little adorable tail start to wag.
"Oh My God! My heart is melting!" Emily gushed along with Charlie with tears in her eyes.
"Now I have two adorable little sons." Angel said as he gently place Flower Bud next to Fat Nugget on the expensive pink pillow that has the spider web. Flower Bud let out a tiny baby oink at Fat Nugget who oink in return and together they both fall asleep on the pillow.
"Oh God, I am about to vomit about this..." Vox says from the control room through the drone camera.
"Vox!" Velvette hissed at Vox and slap his forearm. "I think it adorable that Angel got a new baby piglet for a son and sibling for Fat Nugget, so don't vomit about it." She glared at Vox.
"Oh shush Velvette, you are just mad that I now know that secret camera that you have put inside Carmilla's bathroom..." Vox says annoyed while glaring at Velvette.
Velvette just give Vox the middle finger before looking back at the screen where Angel is taking pictures of Fat Nuggets and Flower Bud sleeping on the pillow.
"Aside from our bickering, what ya think? Should we try something like we tried before?" Vox asked while still looking at the screen.
"Well, since the Goetias are giving gifts to Angel as they want to marry him..." Velvette looked at the gifts that Angel got, especially the baby piglet.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINK THEY ARE DOING WITH MY ANGEL CAKES?" Suddenly a loud angry voice came from the door of Vox's room, and, with a loud slam, Valentino open the door before starting stomping toward the control panel where Velvette and Vox are.
Oh Shit... Vox and Velvette thought in annoyance.
Valentino glared at the screen where he saw his Angel Cakes have so many gifts, expensive gifts and what made him more angry, is the baby piglet who is sleeping next to Fat Nuggets and Angel is taking pictures of it.
"OHHH, NOW THEY FUCKING THINKING TO MARRY HIM?" Valentino yelled as he got closer and push Vox away.
"Listen Val, I think ya shouldn't worry about it..." Vox says while standing up again after being pushed away from his seat.
"Besides, you can't really know if he ACTUALLY wanted to marry... maybe he's simply accepting the gift out of courtesy..." Velvette says while now looking on her phone.
"OR MAYBE AFTER HE ACCEPT THEIR GIFTS, HE WOULD DEFINITELY PICK ONE OF THEM OR MAYBE ALL OF THEM TO MARRY!" Valentino shouted as he got closer to the screen and is making angry squeaks noise. "AND I'M ALLOW TO GIVE ANGEL CAKES A NEW BABY PIGLET!"
"Last time you gifted an animal to Angel Dust, was for trying to make a porn film out of it..." Velvette says while sticking her tongue out in disgust.
"And you end up killing that animal and feed it dead body to my sharks." Vox added with a deadpan expression.
Before Valentino could yelled again, from the monitor, Angel Dust says: "This is the best day ever, and it's ten time far more better than anything that Val have "gifted" me for years!"
"ARGH!" Valentino screamed in anger and without thinking, he quickly spin around and use his foot to kick Vox's butt, hard.
"OW! WHAT DID I DO?" Vox yelled in pain while holding his butt with both hands.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Valentino shouted at him before kicking his butt again, but harder.
While that, Velvette decide to take advantage of the situation and so... she change the camera and turn the screen again on the bathroom of Carmilla Carmine
But unfortunately, Carmilla has finished her shower and she is no longer in her bathroom anymore.
"VELVETTE! CHANGE THE SCREEN BACK TO ANGEL CAKES!" Val shouted at Velvette as he pushed Velvette away, hard and change the camera back to the screen of Angel, as he is getting the banquet of pink flowers from Sitri.
"OWW! I JUST WANT TO STARE AT CARMILLA HOT AND WET MILF BODY! YOU OVERSIZED MOTH ON DRUGS!" Velvette shouted in anger at Val.
"FUCK YOU!" Val give Velvette the middle finger as he is too focused on the screen.
"These flowers looked amazing, Sitri." Angel said as he took the bouquet from Sitri and smell it.
"They are from the earth and I used my magic on the flowers so they would always stay pretty and never died." Sitri said.
"Awww... that's sweet!" Angel says while blushing
"Thank you and I hope you loved this as well." Sitri then hand over a stuffed pig doll that was keeping underneath his arms.
"OH HELL NO! I AM NOT GONNA STAND THERE JUST TO SEE THAT ASSHOLE STEALING AND MARRYING MY ANGEL CAKES!" Valentino shouted before starting to stomp away: "I AM GOING IN WITH OR WITHOUT THE LIMOUSINE!"
"OH NO, YOU AREN'T!" Vox shouted at Val as he start to followed him, ignoring that his butt is still pain from getting kicked by Val's foot.
"I AM ALSO BRINGING WITH ME THAT ANGELIC SHOTGUN!" Val yelled while exiting the room.
"VAL!" Vox shouted as he exited the room as well.
Leaving Velvette alone in the room with the screen.
"Oh... how "nice"... they left me here..." Velvette says with a deadpan expression, then, after a pause she asked: "Am I truly alone?" she then peak out Vox room to see if Vox or Val where there, and, after a double check a smirk and a blush in her face appear: "Maybe I can have my fun~" she says in a whisper, before going on the control panel switch again camera to Carmilla's bathroom and start to rewind the camera video to some minutes
Before going to the beginning where Carmilla arrived to the bathroom, wearing noting but a towel around her body.
"Now that I am alone and all to myself, guess this wouldn't be need for a while~" Velvette says before lowering her pants and unbutton her shirt
And at the moment, Carmilla unwrapped the towel around her body and let it fall to the ground, showing off her naked body.
"Yeah baby, show more of that sexy adult body~" Velvette says as she also unbutton her bra and pull down her panties before passing one finger inside her pussy while holding and folding her left boob
"This is going to be a fun and steamy day for me~" Velvette giggled.
Meanwhile
"Ooww... my head..." Stolas says weakly as he wakes up and slowly start to stand
"What...happened...to...me?" He asked himself very weakly, his head throbbing in pain. "And why...does...my head...hurt?"
"Man... I am sure don't remember much of the last night... maybe I had drink too much or maybe I had a very bad hangover..." Stolas says to himself before slowly and in pain start to going in the kitchen.
He slowly open the top fridge, grab a pack of ice and place it on his head, but gently.
"Hmm... no voices in my head, huh?" Stolas asked to himself unsure while holding the ice on his head.
"Maybe I would think my plan in peace now..." Stolas said, sighing in relief. "And I would have the chance to find a way to talk to Oliver."
Stolas then goes to grab his usual bow, his milk and then his cereal.
He stares at his bowl before pouring milk and cereal on it and began to eat it.
After a while, he stop himself and was more suspicious: "Okay seriously... he's retarded? Am I tripping? Why my conscience haven't arrived yet?" he says to himself only anger.
"Or maybe he has decided to finally left my head now..." Stolas said.
After a short pause Stolas says: "Still... I feel like i am lonely again..." with a now sad tone.
"But I won't be lonely anymore once I figure out the way to have Blitzy in my arms again." Stolas said.
Silence. Then Stolas sighed after some minutes he repeated with a more loud voice: "As I said: I won't be lonely anymore once I figure out the way to have Blitzy in my arms again!"
Silence once again and this made Stolas angry.
"AS I SAID: I WON'T BE LONELY ANYMORE ONCE I FIGURE OUT THE WAY TO HAVE BLITZY IN HIS ARMS AGAIN, INCLUDING HAVING A NEW PLAN TO TALK TO OLIVER, THE ADOPTED SON OF OZZIE AND FIZZAROLLI!"
Still silence, his words and shouting only echoing throughout his empty house and halls.
"ARGH!" Stolas screamed in anger as he throw his cereal at the wall.
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?" Stolas screamed for his conscience to appear to an open window. He then throw his milk at the wall as well.
"FIRST YOU GIVE ME HEADCACHE AND TORMENT FOR SOME DAYS, AND THEN YOU LEFT ME OUT OF THE BLUE WITHOUT TELLING ME? EXIT AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN, YOU COWARD!" Stolas yelled more loudly, not caring if it makes him more crazy than he's right now.
"COWARD!" Stolas yelled very loudly.
That's when suddenly there was a knock on his door.
"Now who could that be?" Stolas asked in bewilderment. The last time he had visitors, they took his grimoire and all of his romance collection.
"We will talk about this later then!" Stolas says in anger while pointing a finger at his head, before walking towards the doors and open it. "Hello, may help..." At first Stolas didn't see anybody and thought it was a prank until he looked down and see it's a small messenger imp with a letter of some sorts. "Um thank you." He accepted the letter and closed the door, but not without tipping the messenger imp.
The small messenger imp after doing a small bow left without saying a word.
After Stolas closes the door, he examines the letter. "I wonder what this could be." He now opens the envelope. Inside, there was a letter of notice. Stolas reads the letter of notice. And his eyes widened in shock, disbelief, and anger.
Inside, the letter explain how Stolas was behind some payments of mortgage of his mansion and how he need to pay it immediately before they evict him from his home. He strangles the letter. "OF ALL THE FUCKING...!"
"Grr...!" He growled in anger and felt like the urge to rip the letter, but he doesn't want to.
"Hard time without Pringles, huh?" The voice of his conscience spoke this time.
"Fuck you!" Stolas shouted at his conscience.
"You know why he left, huh?" His conscience asked sarcastically.
"That doesn't explains why he is fucking dating Lance!"
"But why he left Stolas, huh? Why. He. Left?" His conscience asked again.
"Because of my somewhat 'metal health' problem!" Stolas shouted very loudly.
"Indeed, and you want to know what is this "mental problem" of yours? It's your obsession for Blitz..." His conscience says calmly.
"My obsession for Blitz isn't a metal problem!" Stolas gripped his hands in angers.
"It is what started this whole mess in the first place!" The conscience is being assertive. "It is what drove your daughter and brother away, what made Pringles and the rest of your staff quit, and it's what making Blitz hate you and never want to see you again, EVER!"
"THAT ISN'T TRUE! I WOULD SOMEWHAT FOUND A WAY TO MAKE BLITZ LOVE ME AGAIN!" Stolas shouted at his conscience.
"AND ALL YOUR METHODS WILL NOT MAKE BLITZ LOVE YOU AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME?" his conscience shouted at Stolas.
"I WILL ONCE I GET A LOVE POTION FROM VALENTINO!" Stolas shouted in anger.
And this is where the Conscience has had enough. "DON'T YOU GET IT YOU STUPID ARROGANT OVER BEARING POMPOUS OVER-PRIVIDLAGE ASSHOLE?! BLITZ DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE! HE DIDN'T REALIZED HE WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU UNTIL YOU DUMPED HIM FOR LANCE AT THAT UGLY TOXIC ANTI-BLITZO PARTY! LANCE WAS EVERYTHING BLITZ WASN'T! HE WAS KIND, LOVING, CARING! HE SAYS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! YOU FELT WARM, SAFE, AND LOVE WITH LANCE! BUT THEN WHEN YOU SAW BLITZ WITH EMILY, YOU GOT PIST WITH JEALOUSY, ALL OF BECAUSE HE SAVED HER, BUT HE DIDN'T HAD TIME TO SAVE YOU WHEN YOU WERE BEING KIDNAP BY STRIKER, WHICH BY THE WAY WAS A BULLSHIT MISTAKE TO HIRE THE SAME ASSASSIN THAT YOUR EX-WIFE HIRED TO KILL YOU!" The Conscience continues his rant. "YOU HATED BLITZ THAT DAY WHEN HE SENT OUT HIS FRIENDS TO RESCUE! THE REASON WHY HE DIDN'T VISITED IN THAT HOSPITAL THAT DAY IS BECAUSE HE KNOW YOU HATE HIM! AND DON'T TELL THAT YOU DON'T BECAUSE THAT IS A LIE! DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT BLITZ WAS PLANNING TO RESCUE HER THAT NIGHT AFTER HE WAS COMING HOME FROM THAT PARTY AFTER HE SAW YOU AND LANCE KISSING THERE? NO, IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE! THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH BLITZ IS BECAUSE HE'S BECOMING THE BLITZ YOU ALWAYS WANTED AND SHE GOT HIM! YOU HAD LANCE BUT YOU DUMP HIM TO GET BLITZ BACK! AND IF YOU DO GET THAT LOVE POTION FROM VALENTINO, IT WON'T BE LOVE, IT WOULD BE RAPE! AND NOW LOOKS WHAT IT GOT YOU! YOU HAVE NO FAMILY, NO FRIENDS, NO SERVENTS, AND NO LOVE, AND NOW YOU NO LONGER HAVE ME!" And that was last time Stolas heard his conscience.
There was silence in the kitchen after Stolas's conscience has left. Then suddenly some tears run down on Stolas's face and touch the floor. "Eh...?" Stolas said in confusion as he touch the tears are running down his face.
"Wh-Why am I c-crying...? I-I should be h-happy now..." Stolas says while trembling a bit. "And yet I suddenly feel alone again..." Stolas sniff.
Stolas after this remained silent while crying some more tears, then, after gripping his letter hard, he says: "You know what? If this was a way to make me feel bad... then you are dead wrong, you asshole..."
"I'm glad you're are gone..." He gripped his hands tighter.
"And this time... I will make sure my plan works out and get my Blitzy back in my arms again!" Stolas shouted in anger, before adding: "...after paying my rent..."
Stolas then left the kitchen and goes to his room where he would found a small box somewhere hidden in the back of the closet and as he grab the box and open it, the box have some cash inside it.
"The problem now is the fact that I will have to use another disguise since my grimorie was taken away by Lucifer..." Stolas says as he also pick something to use as disguise. "Hmp, all I have here are mostly cloaks and hoodies and I've ready use those and now they are to recognizable. And I'm practically banned from every store and shop in town, and probably all of the rings."
"But I also need to pay the bills, otherwise they will evict my mansion..." Stolas added with a dreadful expression. Sadly he only has one choice. "Guess my plans for Blitzy will just have to wait." He sighed heavily. "I just hope I have enough money to pay for everything."
Over at Emberlynn's mansion~
Keenie was reading one of Emberlynn's fanfiction for her to see if it needs any proofreading, and if she is honest, she's actually enjoying it. "Oh my~ so hot~" Keenie says with a bright red face before looking up on the door of the tea room where Emberlynn and the other female Goetias are still playing DnD: "Wonder if I could ask Mistress Emberlynn if she could write a fanfiction between me and her..."
The thought of it raised Keenie's body temperature and made her feel something down there. And not to mention, she feel something wet in her underwear. "Oh dear, I think I need to go to the bathroom."
Keenie immediately stood up and run inside the bathroom with a nearly blind speed. However, when she got there, she realized that she didn't needed to go after all. "That's odd, I felt wetness but it wasn't a bathroom emergency." Still she took off her slightly soaked panties and put them in the hamper, washed her hands, and put on a fresh clean pair of new panties. Then she went back to reading the fanfic again.
"Luckily Mistress Emberlynn was so kind to buy some new pairs of panties for me and Cletus..." Keenie says as she read the part where she have stopped before. Of course the next scene is a lot more sexier, more graphic, more detailed, and more characters involved. "Oh my, is that even physically possible?" She became more aroused and started to touch herself. "I-I-I don't know what's gotten into me, but I like it!" She starts to imagine herself in the story and add in Emberlynn, Miranda, and Miki. "Oh oh oh oh why am I behaving like this? Why am I acting this way? Why am I thinking about Mistress Emberlynn? She's engage." The she starts thinking about Emberlynn's fiances. "Now I am thinking about them. Is Mistress is going to be okay about this? Do I want to stop? No! I want to keep going!"
But unfortunately her private moment gets interrupted when the door opens and Miki enter in the room: "Hey Keenie, what are you-" she says before stopping herself on seeing what Keenie was doing.
When Keenie heard her name, she stopped and sees Miki standing in the doorway and Keenie's eyes wend wide as Miki sees her in a compromising position. She screams and immediately stands up with her arms on her side and bows down to Miki. "I'm sorry Miki! I am so so sorry! I didn't mean to make you see me in that way!"
"Oh, you're reading one of Mistress Emberlynn's fanfic stories." Miki just smiled.
"Yes Yes, I was just proofreading, and I just...Oh oh oooh." She used her maid bonnet to cover her face in shame, and that her hands still slightly covered with her liquids. "You must think I'm such a terrible person."
Miki sees the fanfic that Keenie was reading and started to read where Keenie was at. "Oh yeah, this is my favorite part."
This made Keenie pause for a moment, she wasn't mad at her? She wasn't thinking that she was a terrible person? Those are the question that were forming on her head... And then she slowly uncover her face, pulling down her bonnet and ask in a timid voice: "Y-Your favorite part...?"
"Oh yeah, I often read Mistress Emberlynn's fanfiction sometimes, she lets me proofreads them." Miki told Keenie casually.
"Y-You too...?" Keenie asked still red with an embarrassed tone
"Yeah... I actually started the first time Gietia and the others have bring her in, at first, I was a bit annoyed by the fact that I also have to proofreads them, but then, as some hours passed, I actually started to read them, she does a good job, both on making a coherent story and also with the sex scenes, despite being overly sexualized, graphic and detailed." Miki says with enthusiasm as she looked at Keenie.
For some reason, this put Keenie at ease. "So you were just helping her with her writing" This puts Keenie's view in a whole new perspective.
"Of course." Miki respond while reading the story.
Then Keenie asks her another question. "Do her stories, make you feel a certain way?"
Miki look at her for a moment, before turning away with an embarrassed and red face and quietly mutter: "...maybe...?"
Keenie couldn't help but giggle as she sees how cute Miki looked by being shy. "Oh well, I just thought you like to imagine how the stories are like."
"What about you, Keenie? Do you feel something when you read them?" Miki asked this time to Keenie.
Keenie looked at Miki and nodded her head. "Yes, I do."
And after this, there was silence between the two girls
And then a smile appear on Miki's face.
"You know... while since we are all alone now, and, probably won't be disturbed for a while... do you want to do play for a bit~?" she asked with suddenly a flirty tone.
This made Keenie looked shocked and surprised at Miki, but she also blushing.
"H-how do you want t-to play...?" Keenie asked with hesitation.
"Mhhh~ you know about that fanfiction that Princess Emberlynn have written and gifted for the overlord Velvette~?" Miki asked while passing a finger on Keenie's hair.
"Overlord?" Keenie asked. "What is an Overlord?"
"Well... it's the status that also Princess Emberlynn is right now, and, the one that made you sign that contract in which you work for her..." Miki explained as best she could.
"And there are other Overlords as well?" Keenie asked.
"Yeah, like this Velvette I was talking about, but, anyway you know that fiction that Princess/Mistress Emberlynn have gifted to Velvette, right?" Miki asked again
"Not really..." Keenie shook her head.
Miki sighed: She's lucky that she's have a cute face before saying again, with her filthy tone: "That's fine... do you want me to show you some scenes of that book anyway~"
Keenie's face turns bright red and she open her mouth, but no words came out.
"I am not hearing a no~" Miki says with a wink before standing up and sitting on Keenie's lap
Keenie could feel her heart going crazy and her face turns ten time bright red. You could almost see the stream coming out of her ears.
"Have you ever kissed a girl before~?" Miki asked while leaning her face closer just a bit
"Never..." Keenie shook her head.
Miki giggled playfully at her answer before saying in a whisper while licking her lips: "Would you like to try~?"
Keenie didn't reply slowly nodded her head.
"As you wish, my little angel~" Miki says before pressing her lips on Keenie's lips and starting to make out with her.
Keenie could feel her heart have gotten faster along with her face turning more bright red.
After a while, she closes her eyes and start to return the kiss with passion too, now too lusty to even care about everything
Soon the kiss turn from passion into steamy.
They then lie down on the seats while continuing their making up season, hugging and clinging to each others like their life depends on it, this continues for a long while, with neither both of them willing to stop anytime soon, but, unfortunately that magical moment gets rudely interrupted when the door open and Cletus enter inside: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" he shouted upon seeing Keenie and Miki making out in front of him.
Keenie and Miki stop their steamy make out after they both got startled by Cletus's shouted.
Cletus immediately close his eyes, but he is still shouting.
"KEENIE! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING OUT WITH THAT IMP?" he yelled in anger.
"Uhm..." Keenie says while looking away embarrassed.
"Mood ruined..." Miki says sad and also a bit annoyed about the fact that this rude imp have come just right on the good part.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW!" Cletus turn around but he didn't leave the bathroom yet.
Miki, however, got more annoyed by his behavior and so she says: "Oh come on, don't you tell me that you never saw something like this before..."
"You're right about that, but still I don't want to see it!" Cletus replied. "Now, I'm going to use the other bathroom and throw up." Cletus then quickly left the bathroom, but not before slamming the other bathroom's door.
"What a jackass..." Miki says while narrowing her eyes before sighing lie down with on Keenie's side again: "Sorry girl... I guess we are gonna do another time, since your friend here have spoiled the mood for us..."
"You're right about that..." Keenie sigh.
"Aww, don't blame yourself for this, it's actually his fault if he's this way and ruined our moment, not yours!" Miki reassures her, while slowly running a finger in circle on Keenie's maid dress
"Well, I kinda wished we lock the door of the bathroom's door because if he haven't come in, then our moment won't be ruined." Keenie said.
"Yeah..." Miki says, then after a pause she says: "Anyway, aside from that little moment, did you enjoy kissing a girl~?"
"It was...nice...and somewhat romantic..." Keenie said.
Miki giggled at her remark: She's just so cute when she says those things... she thought before asking: "Well you know Keenie, I kinda like you too, so, how about we make a little "deal" that both benefits me and you~?" while winking again.
"Deal?" Keenie looked confused. "What kind of deal?"
In response, Miki made Keenie lie down on her seat entirely, before taking a sit and straddle and chest, then, as she look down at Keenie with a seductive smirk she says: "Here's the deal: whatever you would feel like you need some relief, try out new "things" or just read fanfiction and play to pretend to be the characters of the stories, then you can always come with me, the only thing that I want is that you would do in secret without that asshole of your friend Cletus to notice, so now, we have ourselves a deal~?" while proposing that she run an hand on her cheek, gently caressing it.
Keenie couldn't help but lean her head again Miki's hand. It felt good that she was caressing her cheek.
After a moment in which Keenie had rubbed her head against Miki's hand, she spoke with a dreamful expression and a soft tone: "I... I accept this deal, Miki..."
Miki smile at Keenie.
She then lean on Keenie's face and says in a whisper and seductive tone: "I'll sure be waiting for our private moments together, Keenie~" before giving a soft kiss on her right cheek leaving a black lipsticks mark on it
"Also I should go back with Princess Emberlynn and the game called Dungeon and Dragon. I'm pretty sure she is worried about me being in the bathroom a little bit long." Miki said.
Miki then stands up before opening the bathroom door, but, before exiting she turn around to see Keenie one last time before says with a seductive look: "I'll see you later then, little sheep~" and after a final wink she exit from the bathroom and gently close the door.
"Little sheep?" Keenie said to herself while her face is still bright red. "Did she call my little sheep because of my horns?" Keenie then got of the seat, went to the mirror and looked at her horns. "Huh, I never really pay much attention to the demons's appearance since I meet those three imps and one demon wolf, but I never knew that the imp's horns do look like horns of sheep or goats." She touched her horns.
Keenie then look at the black lipstick marks that was on her cheek, and then, after a moment she says: "I'll also be waiting... and I can't wait to taste you too..." while smiling, this was her first time she got kissed on her mouth, and by a girl, she dosen't know why, but she wants more. She blushed as she gently touched the black lipstick marks on her cheek while looking at the mirror, before turning around and turn off the lights. Along with closing the bathroom's door.
Looks like Keenie had her very first kiss, and is with a girl, and she likes it. Now she wants more. Maybe Miki, Miranda, and Emberlynn can help Keenie new learn things about herself and have fun doing it too. Is Keenie willing to discover more options? Will she give guys a try? Is Cletus going to that stick out of his ass and maybe replace it with something else, perhaps something more pleasurable? How do think Razzle will like spending a day with Deerie, in Heaven? Will Sera keep her promise and allow good hellborn to be in Heaven, especially the ones who died in Hell? Will Sera also revived the sinners who were killed in the exterminations so that they'll have a chance at redemption? What if Lute regains conscious and tries to go rogue and starts a riot? Will Stolas be able to pay all his bills before he gets evicted? If that happens, then who is going to help him? Is Angel Dust going to pick any of the male Ars Goetia to marry him or will he kindly turn them down and reveal who he already has feelings for. Find out next time in Forgetting About Stolas Ars Goetia? I want to thank Misaki983 and Roario_04 for helping me writing this story.