Forgetting About Stolas Ars Goetia
By Maricruz
Disclaimer: Hazbin Hotel and Helluvaboss are the copyright properties of Vivziepop and Spindle Horse.
Chapter 31: Hell's Little Angels.
In another room
Cletus and Keenie were slowly wakes up in a groan, they can't remember much that have happen before, the last thing that they saw was that scary deer demon named Alastor that have wrapped them with his tentacles before lifting them up and slam them around the floor really hard.
"Ugh, my head." Cletus is having a very bad headache.
"Ngh, where are we?" Keenie has no idea where she is.
"I don't know... it seems a dark room..." Cletus says as he look around, before looking down to himself... and see that he dosen't have his armor anymore: "Wha- Where is my armor?" he says in a panic tone.
"Mine is gone too!" Keenie also panicking.
"WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?" both Cletus and Keenie shouted as they looked at each others
"Oh don't worry... there will be some explanation and some confession for and from you... guys..." a new feminine and recognizable voice gets heard, both Cletus and Keenie look behind to see that there was a office chair with wheels on the room, and before they could ask who she was, the chair spins around slowly until it stopped, revealing who it was sitting and it was Deerie and she was using a nail file for her hooves
"Deerie!" Cletus and Keenie shouted as they looked relief to see her again and that she is okay.
However, Deerie narrow her eyes at them as the nail file disappear: "Hello guys... been a while after I banished you..." she says, her tone sharp
Cletus and Keenie flinched by her sharp tone but still have a smile on their faces.
"Deerie... we-" Cletus was about to say before Deerie interrupted him by saying: "I heard certain things about you two, and not the good types of things..." as she leans forwards a bit from her office chair
"What do you mean!?" Keenie asked.
"Well... First of all I want to talk about your behavior on the opera the day of the banishment, especially your behavior... Keenie..." Deerie says as she look at her
"What behavior?" Cletus asked, looking confused and so does Keenie.
Deerie stands up and flies from her seat a bit before saying: "First of all, you two know one of the rules of our job right? About being kind and respect others no matter what?" she asked.
"Yes." Cletus and Keenie nodded their heads.
"But what that got to our behaviors, especially mine?" Keenie asked.
"Because tell me Keenie, is the work of an angel being racist or speciest to others? Including demon's?" Deerie finally asked
"What?!" Keenie shouted, looking shocked.
"I asked a question" Deerie says as she narrow her eyes more.
Keenie flinched but nodded her head. "But you gotta understand, I was only being...racist...towards that the female imp!" Keenie try to explain her behaviors.
"So, you do admit that you are a racist and a speciest, Keenie!" Deerie raised her voice a bit still kept her cool.
"I..." Keenie open her mouth but immediately close it.
"As I suspected..." Deerie says gravely while looking disgusted by Keenie and her behaviors.
Keenie whine as she looked at the ground in shamed.
Then Deerie looked at Cletus: "As for you..." she says, her tone still sharp as a knife
Cletus gulped in fear and nervous.
"Care to explain to me, why on the good name of our Lord, you decide to lie to some humans and claim that your group was a group of "exorcists"?" Deerie asked while crossing her arms.
Cletus gasped in shocked. "H-how did you know that?" He asked, his eyes widen in fear.
Deerie then flies on a desk and pick something that was on a desk before tossing it under the feet of Cletus, once he look down he was that it was the helmet of his combat suit
Cletus and Keenie gasped in horror and shocked.
"You don't even know what is an exorcist, and you two have claimed to be one?" A new voice gets added and from the shadow of the dark room, Vaggie steps out with her hands on her hips and stop besides Deerie
"Who are you?" Keenie asked, but she couldn't help but narrow her eyes as she felt like this sinner or demon look familiar.
"The "demon" here is called Vaggie, and, like you two, she was a former angel: an exorcist..." Deerie says as she crosses her arms.
"What? Former angel/exorcist?" Cletus said, looking very shocked and so did Keenie.
"Yup it's true." Vaggie crosses her arms. "I used to be an exorcist and former member of Adam's army."
"She know one things or two... about betrayal..." Deerie added
"She right." Vaggie nodded her head.
"Still... why she's here?" Cletus asked hesitatingly, since Vaggie's sharp expression make him a little nervous and afraid
"I'm sure she will be gladly to answer that for you guys." Deeire said as she looked at Vaggie.
"Well better be quick then ya old-demon-mean-lady-white-asshole..." Keenie says with her usual rude tone
"Keenie!" Cletus whispered harshly, while Vaggie eye began to twitch in anger
Vaggie without hesitation, raise her hand and slap Keenie across the face.
"OWWW! WHAT THE-" Keenie was about to shout in anger before Vaggie grab her by her dress lift her up toward her face and with a tone of anger with a mix of a commander she says in her face: "Now listen up, you little shit, it's true, I was an angel before and now I am a demon, but, there's a difference between you and me, and it's while your punishment was right, mine was wrong, plus, after what me and the others have heard, you better be glad that you are still alive..."
"Otherwise, Alastor the radio demon would have eaten you and your little baby friend up, since he once said, he would love to eat an Angel again because they tastes so good." Vaggie grip Keenie's dress tighter.
"So next time, if you want to save you and your "friend" here from being beaten up, you better shut your mouth and never use that tone with me again, do you understand?" Vaggie finish as she pull Keenie closer to her face.
"Ye-ye-yes Ma'am." Keenie is afraid for her life.
"Now we got that out of our systems, allow me to explain." Vaggie dropped Keenie who now has big red mark on her left cheek. "I was abandoned and left to die by my two former colleagues, after one of them gouged out my eye and ripped off my original wings." Vaggie pointed at the X over her missing eye and her current wings. "All because I decided to spare a demon kid who was crying and scared."
"O-Oh... that's... unfortunate..." Cletus says in fear while Keenie was crying a bit because of the bitch slap
"Yes, and after I was left to die in Hell, I was found by the princess of Hell who wrap a bandage around my missing eye and took me to her home where she cares and nurse me back to heath." Vaggie continued.
"What? Isn't that a blasphemy that an angel and a demon are together?" Cletus and Keenie asked at the same time
"That's not the point..." Deerie says with a deadpan look. "Miss Vaggie here was betrayed by those she had trusted and perhaps considered as friends." Deerie gave a sympathetic look to Vaggie.
"Yeah... just like Collin..." Vaggie says as she narrow her eyes more at Keenie and Cletus.
"What, we didn't betrayed Collin!" Cletus and Keenie shouted.
"Then what about the insults...?" Vaggie says while raising an eyebrow.
"...or the abuse?" Deerie added as she put her hooves on her hips.
Cletus and Keenie open their mouths but they don't know how to respond.
"So it true then." Vaggie looked down at Cletus and Keenie like a disappointed parent disciplining two kids.
"As I suspected..." Vaggie says as she look at them with a disgusted look on her face
"You know? When I first have assigned Collin with you, I thought that he was in good hands and I think that you two would have teach him how to be a good and proper Cherub with kindness and love, like we usually do..." Deerie began to say, with an angry and shaky voice
"But we are good and proper Cherubs!" Keenie spoke out.
"Yeah, it's our fault that Collin is such wimp and cry-baby and a spineless coward that he quit on us!" Cletus lashed out.
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TWO HAVE DECIDE TO INSULT HIM AND EVEN BEAT HIM UP INSTEAD OF BEING UNDERSTANDING!" Deerie shouted in anger
"Emily won't like that! Vaggie shouted as well.
"And how can you be this sure?" Keenie says as she challenge both Deerie and Vaggie, crossing her arms and narrow her eyes.
"Because... I heard everything..." the voice of Emily talk as she step out from the dark room and stop besides Vaggie and Deerie with a sad and disappointed look on her face.
"Emily!" Cletus and Keenie shouted.
"What are you doing here?" Keenie was the first to ask.
"Because I, like Vaggie, Collin and you two, got kicked out by Heaven because of my sister..." Emily says while still being with her sad and disappointed face.
"You mean Sera?" Cletus asked.
"Indeed..." Emily confirmed with a nod.
"Why did Sera kicked you out of Heaven?" Cletus asked.
"Because she, unlike you two, was actually trying to be a good person and, like Miss Vaggie, was punished without any reasons by Sera, her sister..." Deerie says as she crosses her arms with a stern look
"She is right." Emily nodded her head.
"Oh..." both Cletus and Keenie says at the same time
"Either way: Why...? Why you did this to poor Collin? What he did wrong to deserve all of this? Did you know how much scared and traumatized it was when he came here?" Emily questioned them.
"He passed out three or four times." Vaggie said. "Which made Charlie and Emily sad after seeing him passed out three or four times."
"WHAT? COLLIN IS THERE TOO?" both Cletus and Keenie shouted in panic and shock and also anger.
"Yeah... Satan have pulled him out a portal, and, if it wasn't for Charlie, he would have died because of him..." Deerie says.
"That is true..." Vaggie nodded her head. "And Charlie wasn't happy that Satan was planning to kill Collin after he pulled him out a portal."
"...and so she sprayed him with the spray bottle..." Deerie concluded, while Razzle comes in the dark room and flies besides Deerie.
Razzle made a goat sound as he looked at Cletus and Keenie with a confused expression.
"Who the hell is that guy?" Cletus asked with an eyebrow raised.
"Yeah, and what are you doing beside Deerie? Shoo!" Keenie replied as she looked at Razzle in anger.
Razzle didn't take that well, and began to snarl, but, Deerie gently place her hand on his shoulder and says: "It's alright... don't let your anger get the better of you, because they wanted a reaction..."
Razzle looked at Deeire and nodded his head. He let out another goat noise as he flew around Vaggie and Emily and went back to Deerie's side.
"How?" Keenie shouted
"Wait a minute... no... you and him aren't..." Cletus was about to say before Deerie interrupted: "Friends? Yeah... we are..." she admitted with a nod
Razzle nodded his head as he stick his tongue out at Cletus and Keenie before flying to Emily's side and give her a little nuzzle against her cheek and did the same thing with Vaggie before flying back to Deerie's side again.
"You... to all people... you are F-F-F-F-FRIEND with a d-d-d-demon!" Keenie says in anger.
"And so? They are actually nice people, you know?" Deerie says while raising an eyebrow.
"And she is right about that." Emily said. "Some of the demons here in Hell actually have a kind soul including with the sinners."
"Yeah sure... like that demon that have forced himself on you before?" Keenie says in her anger and disgust.
This made Emily angry and surprised by what Keenie said about Blitz including Vaggie as she raise her hand again and slap Keenie once again.
"OWW MOTHERFU-!" Keenie was about to shout but Cletus place an hand on her mouth and shut her up
"Blitz wasn't "forcing himself" on her, you piece of shits! He was actually kissing her!" Vaggie says in anger.
"That's right!" Emily shouted as she looked at Keenie with anger in her eyes.
"That was actually called "love" something that I doubt you two wouldn't understand..." Deerie says, despite being the more calm of the group, she have still her sharp tone, along with her eyes narrowed like deadly dagger at Keenie and Cletus.
"Love!?" Cletus and Keenie looked shocked by what Deerie said.
"That's right! Blitz is my boyfriend!" Emily admitted finally in her anger
"What!?" Keenie and Cletus shouted.
"You heard her..." Vaggie says as she, Deerie and Razzle all nodded.
"YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A DEMON!?" Keenie shouted, looking very shocked and disgusted.
But this made Vaggie do a double slap on Keenie's face: "Don't you dare talk to her like that!" she says in anger.
"Vaggie, that's enough slaps..." Deerie says as she crosses her arms.
Vaggie looked at Deeire and at Keenie and saw there was huge red slap mark on Keenie's both cheeks. "Fine..." Vaggie crossed her arms.
Deerie then return her attention on Keenie and Cletus: "Yeah, she is in a relationship with a demon, an imp called Blitz, she told me how he saved her from the death, and, how they got closer to each others.." Deerie says as she pulls out a paper that is actually a report that talk about everything that Blitz and Emily have gone till now.
Deerie then start to read the report of everything that happened to Blitz and Emily to Cletus and Keenie.
This continues for 20 minutes, before Deerie finished and asked at the Cletus and Keenie: "Now tell me: Is that kiss a "trying to force himself on someone" thing for you now?" while Razzle notices that on the page there was a small doodle of him on the left corner of the paper
There was a small smile on Razzle's face as he like the small doodle of him.
Cletus and Keenie looked at each other, not sure how to answer that.
"That's far enough for me..." suddenly another voice, this time male, spoke, and from the dark room another one exit and it was Lucifer.
Both Cletus and Keenie were shock to see the King of Hell himself and remember the stories about him.
"Lucifer..." Vaggie and Emily said while Deerie bow for the King of Hell.
"Oh fuck..." Keenie and Cletus dreaded upon seeing the king of hell himself.
"I have heard everything enough from your dirty mouth..." Lucifer says as he stares down with a stern look at Keenie and Cletus.
Keenie and Cletus start to shiver in fear.
"Yo-yo-You Don't Scare Us, Lucifer." Cletus trying show his false bravado again.
"Y-y-yeah! We are in service of the Lord!" Added Keenie who can't hide her fear.
"Actually you are no longer in service for a very long time..." Deerie says as he look at them with a "really?" look on her face.
"What?" Keenie and Cletus shouted.
"Officially, your names along with the one name of Collin are canceled from our archives after I had to banish you, you know?" Deerie says.
This made Cletus and Keenie mouth open.
"Deerie can you just..." Emily was about to say before Deerie says: "Don't worry, after this I will try to do some calls and see what I can do for Collin..." she reassures at her.
"Oh thank you Deerie!" Emily hugged Deerie. "That will make him so happy!"
"Yeah, including Charlie as she find him a very cute angel animal." Vaggie said with a small smile.
"Yeah... I hope she will listen..." Deerie says unsure
"Also, Satan is really sorry Deerie..." Lucifer says as he looked at her with an embarrassed expression
"I hope he is." Deerie said.
"Yeah, yeah... anyway we are getting off topic..." Vaggie says as she point her thumb at Cletus and Keenie.
"Oh right." Deerie and Lucifer said.
"As I was saying: After hearing everything, I think it's time I give you a right punishment for your actions!" Lucifer says with his anger tone returning.
This made Cletus and Keenie shiver in fear. "W-w-what k-k-k-kind o-o-o-o-o-of p-p-p-p-p-punishment?" Cletus asked while his voice is trembling in fear.
Lucifer grinned evilly: "Since you two like to insult my people... then why not turning you in something you hate the most..." he says while raising his fingers.
"Please No Lucifer!" Cletus begged.
"Have Mercy On Us!" Keenie pleaded.
"Too Late!" A beam shot out of Lucifer's fingers and hit directly at Cletus and Keenie. Turning them into imps.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Cletus and Keenie yelled as they looked at themselves. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Then Cletus and Keenie yelled again as they looked at each other.
Razzle let out a funny goat noise which mean he is laughing at Cletus and Keenie.
"WE ARE MONSTERS!" Keenie says as she grip her whole with her hands before starting ugly crying
"WHY GOD? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?" Cletus yelled on the ceiling before sinking on his knee and start crying as well
"And you guys are going to stay in the room for eight days to think what you have done, but don't worry, my daughter will bring you some foods and water." Lucifer said.
"Actually I have a better idea!" Niffty says as she appear out of nowhere with her phone in her hands
"YOU!" Cletus yelled in anger with tears in his eyes as he point his imp finger at her
Niffy gasped at the sudden transformation of the angel boy who hair that she ripped out has turned into a demon. "Now he is bad boy demon!" Niffy came very closer to Cletus's face and grinned manically. "You looked a very sexy bad boy~"
"STAY AWAY FROM ME!" Cletus yelled both in anger and fear as he hold his hairs
"You can do it later Niffty, what is your idea?" Lucifer asked, before suddenly the door behind them open with a slam and standing on the corridor there was an excited Emberlynn
"Emberlynn!" Niffy shouted in excitement and happiness while Vaggie, Emily, and Lucifer looked horrified and shocked to see her again.
"Niffty!" Emberlynn says they both hugged each others: "I have received your call and-" she was about to say before gasping in excitement as she looked at Cletus and Keenie now as imp.
"Ohh~ New people for us to read story towards them?" Emberlynn asked as she quickly appear in front of Cletus and Keenie.
"Yeah..." Niffty says with a maniac smile as they both looked to a scared Cletus and Keenie
"I actually want to keep those two, since they are really cute" Emberlynn admitted before getting an idea: "What if I hire you two as my personal maid and butler?" she proposed excitedly
"That seem like a good idea." Lucifer said.
"Yeah." Vaggie agreeing with Lucifer.
"WHAT?" Cletus and Keenie shouted, before Keenie looked at Deerie and Emily: "Listen... I know we have been bad, but please, we don't want to work as a maid or a butler! We are not fit for this kind of job!" she pleaded.
"Well, I'm afraid that you guys are going to work as a maid and butler." Deerie said, while crossing her arms.
"Plus, you can see this as an opportunity to learn..." Emily added with a smirk.
"And not to be racist towards other demons." Deerie added as she looked at Keenie.
While that Emberlynn's third eye shine with a pink light and then, two soul contract gets conjured towards Cletus and Keenie: "Here's the deal, I and my fiancés will help you, giving you a job some food and a place to rest, buuuut, you two will became my personal butler and maid, along with helping me on the fanfictions AND also have some fun together~" Emberlynn says while already imagining the things she can do with them before finish by saying: "the price will be your soul~" with a kind and horny smile.
Cletus and Keenie really don't like the way Emberlynn is looking at them, like they are some kind dinner. "And what happened if we don't?" Cletus asked in a fearful tone.
"Then I will personally kill you and send your bodies to Alastor so that he can eat them..." Lucifer lied with a smirk on his face.
Cletus and Keenie whimper in fear at the thought of getting eaten by a demon named Alastor.
"Ooooh... can I kill them if they refuse the pact of my best friend?" Niffty immediately asked as she pull out her nail that she uses for killing bugs
"OKAY OKAY WE'LL SIGN WE'LL SIGN!" Both Cletus and Keenie signed the contract.
Suddenly after the sign, the contract disappear and a collar appear on both Keenie and Cletus neck, while Emberlynn was now holding a bondage leash connected to the collar: "Ooooh~" she says fascinated
"This looked kinky~" Emberlynn giggled.
"I can't believe it that we are now enslaved by a demon!" Keenie shouted again as she and Cletus began to ramble and ramble, Emberlynn looked at Niffty and she look back at her and, after a perverted grin from both of them, Emberlynn then look back at Cletus and Keenie and began to pull hard the leash shutting them up, before speaking again in her dominant tone that sometimes she uses on bed with her fiances: "Now~ my little pets~, as a matter of fact I own you and from now on you can call me either Emberlynn or "Mistress", do I make myself clear~?"
"If not, you guys would be cooked and burned in a oven, ready to get eaten by Alastor." She added.
"But then again, if you manages to please and serve me in every way then... well, I could help you feel good in a way, if you know what I am talking about~" Emberlynn added while licking her lips with her tongue in a lusty way
"N-no, we will do a good job as maid and butler!" Cletus nervously and fearfully respond.
"Just Maid and butler, nothing else!" Keenie nodded her head.
"You forgot the fanfiction helping and writing~" Niffty says while giggling
"And that as well!" Cletus said as he nodded his head.
"Even so it's not like you have a choice, but I don't mind giving you full control for once, I am both a top and a bottom~" Emberlynn purred as she let Cletus and Keenie breath
"We will try our best to write an amazing fanfiction about you and your soon to be husbands." Cletus said, as he really doesn't want to have sex with this demon cat lady.
"I am sure you will, well anyway, let's go now little pets, your new home is waiting~" Emberlynn says as she look back at them with a huge seductive and perverted grin while gripping her hold on the bondage leash
Cletus and Keenie looked at each other with a fearful expression as they walk behind this demon cat lady.
"Well I need to go now, bye guys~" Emberlynn waved as she departed again
"Bye Emberlynn! I will message you tonight!" Niffty exclaimed as she waved happily
"I will be waiting!" Emberlynn exclaimed from the distance
After that, everyone where silent... before Deerie spoke with a shocked tone: "Did I seriously saw the manifestation of some "dirty thoughts" displayed right in front of me?"
"Mostly likely yes." Lucifer said, while shivering in disgust and cringe.
'Still... why I am thinking about these... things... with Razzle...?' Deerie thought as she looked at Razzle, her cheeks instantly becoming red
"So, we should ask Charlie if Collin has woken up from his passed out moment?" Emily asked.
Deerie snapped out of her thought before saying: "O-Oh... we-well.. I... I need to do some calls... ahah.. totally not thinking about something else... yeah..." she quickly says before exit from the room with her phone in her hands
Razzle let out a goat noise as he nuzzle his head against Lucifer's cheek.
"Huh... strange..." Lucifer says with a surprised look while Niffty giggled at the sight whole thinking: Man she's sooooo in love~ I am already wondering how their children's will look like if they marry~
Meanwhile
Collin have manages to wake up again after being passed out for too long: "O-Oh... wh-what a bad dream a-about th-that dragon m-monster..." he says as he rub his eye
"Oink." A happy oink was hear next to him and he turned his head to see the pig looking at him with a small smile on his face as he start to give him little lick/kisses on his face.
H-hey th-that tickles..." Collin says with a small laugh as he got kicked in the face by Fat Nuggets
"My baby appear to have a taken a liking to you which is why he gives you kisses as he saw you as his new friend." A male voice was called out.
Collin turned around and see Angel Dust standing there while holding a huge pot with a soup inside: "Heya lambchop..." Angel says with a small smile
Collin was about to be freaked out by this spider demon when he saw the pig has stop licking him and is looking at the spider with a happy smile and making happy oink.
"Yeah I know that you are happy, Fat Nuggets..." Angel says while looking at his baby with a smile before lifting him up with his other two arms
The pig who named is Fat Nuggets looked at the huge pot with soup inside, squealed in happiness as he sniff it with his snort, before looking at his mommy/daddy that said, 'Please feed me too mommy.' in his eyes.
"It a minute, Sweetie, Mommy/Daddy, need to feed your new friend." Angel console Fat Nuggets as he poured some of the soup in a bowl and serve it to Collin. "Hope your hungry kid, I made you my special vegetarian minestrone soup."
"It's very delicious." Yogirt said as he came out of nowhere and is holding a small pink bowl for Fat Nuggets.
Collin was taken by surprised by the tiny winged demon name Yogirt, but he also gladly accepted the bowl of soup. "Why yes, thank you."
"You're welcome, Collin." Angel return the gesture.
Collin was also astonished by how this spider sinner knew his name. "It's okay, Blitz and Charlie told me about you. My name is Angel Dust." Angel offered his hand in friendship. "You've already met my baby Fat Nuggets, and this little guy is Yogirt."
Fat Nuggets oink in greeting and Yogirt did a small wave.
Collin looked at the hand of the spider and slowly but carefully took his hand and shake. "Angel Dust? Then you must be a fallen angel as well?" Collin asked in confusion.
"What? Oh no no, Sweetie, I'm a sinner." Angel kindly corrected Collin.
"But your name...Angel Dust...it sound like a pretty name for a pretty angel like you." Collin said.
"Yeah well it's actually my stage name and another name of certain addictive substance back when I was alive." Angel tries to make this easier for Collin. "My real name is Anthony."
"Anthony? Seem like a good name for you Miss/Mister Angel Dust." Yogirt said. "Or should I said Miss/Mister Anthony, if you want me to call you that."
"Sure, or better yet, you two can call me Tony, it works for either gender." Angel Dust suggested.
"Ok." Yogirt nodded his head. "I sure will do, Miss/Mister Tony."
"Gender?" Collin looked confused. "Wait, you're not a girl?" Collin said as he immediately looked embarrassed.
"No, I'm actually a guy and I am gay." Angel gave Collin a small wink.
"Oh well, I guess I should've suspected when you called yourself mommy/daddy to Fat Nuggets and Mr. Yogirt refers to you Mr./Miss." Collin was blushing a bit as he begins to eat the soup. "Oh my this soup is delicious."
"Thank you." Angel said as he pour some soup into the pink bowl for Fat Nuggets who Yogirt took from his arm and place him on the ground. Fat Nugget oink in happiness as he start to eat the soup, his adorable curly tail start to wag.
"And that is okay, many peoples thought I was a girl as well due to my appearances. And I'm fine with you if you call mama or sir along with Mr. and miss." Angel reassure Collin as he give him a warm smile.
"Well, since you've suggested, would it be okay if I call you Tony?" Collin asked.
"Of course." Angel smiled at Collin.
Collin takes another sip of the soup. "So, if you don't mind me asking, Tony, exactly what do you?"
"Oh boy." Angel needs to explain as delicately as possible. "Okay I'm going to tell you as exquisitely as I can since Blitz told me that your boss Deerie, and my friends Emily and Charlie, gave him a stern lecture about his bluntness."
"Okay and thank you for being generous." Collin appreciated Angel's more subtle approach.
"Alright, I am a performer in the entertainment field that gears toward mature audiences." Angel explained as gentle as he could so that Collin won't faint again.
"You mean work in the adult entertainment business?" Collin figured it out as he takes another sip of the soup.
Angel, Yogirt, and Fat Nugget was taking by surprise by Collin's response. "Whoa! I didn't know you would guess it that quickly."
"Well believe or not, I am an adult." Collin informed Angel while taking another sip. "I'm only 23 and the youngest member of CHERUB, but also one of the middle children in my family. Plus I have no issue with sex."
"Wow, you are more mature that I thought." Angel just gave Collin a sly smile.
"So you are okay with what Mr./Miss Angel Dust does for a living?" Yogirt asked.
"Of course I am." Collin answered and takes another sip. "I have no problem with sex, as long as it's between consulting and willing adults." Takes another sip. "Of course I often associate sex with love." Collin blushes a bit.
"Oh I get it, you're the type who prefers to have it with a special someone." Angel wink. "It's cool and I totally respect that and admire."
"Thank you Tony." Collin smile and takes another sip. "Although it would be nice if I have a special someone." His smile turned to a sad frown.
"What? A little cutie like you?" Angel tries to encourage Collin.
"Well I'm not exactly what you might call quite fetching." Collin put his spoon down for a bit. "Back when I used to work in CHERUB, I always have this stutter and I am very timid."
"Well you're not stuttering now and you seemed very relax to me." Angel pointed that out.
"Huh, I guess you are right." Collin didn't even noticed it. "Maybe I am more at ease here than I was in Heaven."
"Maybe it's because all the nice people around here." Yogirt theorized.
"Well I have to admit, the people around here a much more nicer than my two former co-workers." Said Collin.
"Oh, you mean those two other cherubs that Alastor brought in?" Angel took a guess.
"Yes." Collin replied. "Even though we worked together, those two are always so mean to me, but I can't talk back to them because I didn't wanted to get fired."
"And yet, you three got fired and got kicked out of Heaven." Angel pretty knows the story.
"Yes and don't worry, I forgave Blitz about that and I apologize to him and his friends for interfering in their job." Collin assured Angel
"Well that's good." Angel approves. "It proves that you are the much better angel"
"Thank you, Tony." Collin smiled at Angel's compliment and picks up his spoon. "Do you want to know a secret."
"Oooh a secret." Angel is now intrigued.
"Should I leave two you alone then." Yogirt didn't want to feel like he is intruding.
"Oh no Yogirt, you can stay and join in too if you want." Collin reassured and Angel indicated Yogirt to get closer. Then Collin moved in closer to their ears. "I used to have a crush on both Cletus and Keenie." He whispered.
Both Angel and Yogirt gasped. "You're Bi and you used to like those two jerks."
"Yes on both accounts." Collin confirmed and goes back to eating his soup. "My family has no problem of me being Bi and they are all straight but they are also allies of the LGBTQIA+ community."
"Huh, glad to hear it." Angel is happy know that Collin has such a supporting family. "And since you said used too, does that mean you're not interested anymore?"
"Nope." Collin took a sip. "After Keenie deliberately hurt my feelings, I decided to quit." Took another sip. "And do you know what the worst part is?"
Angel, Fat Nuggets, and Yogirt just looked at Collin, waiting what he is going to say next. "I actually was going to rescue them when I heard their cries for help on the communicators from their suits."
"Damn... and also, speaking of suit, you said that two humans have created those suits, right?" Angel Dust asked about it.
"Yes, they call themselves Agent 1 and Agent 2, thought I don't know they're real names." Collin takes another sip of his soup. "They run an organization called DHORKS."
"Yeah... and also Loona, Millie and Moxxie have told us about a second fight in the Lust Ring that involved you and your former co-workers against them, we these humans have given you these suits and also why the fight broke in the first place?" Angel asked again.
"We really thought that Blitz was going to torture some poor soul when we saw him uh buying those special toys." Collin knows that they weren't really torture devices, but he remembers how Deerie, Charlie, and Emily chastised Blitz for saying the word sex because they thought it would make him faint again.
"Oh yeah, Blitz told us about that certain night a while ago when he started staying here." Angel remembered.
"Yes, well anyway, Cletus and Keenie claimed that they were trying to save some poor soul from him, but I know that they just want revenge for being kicked out of Heaven." Collin sees that now. "And I think that's when that fight got started when Loona, Millie, and Moxxie blocked us from him."
"I was also so nervous and scared, because I never used a gun before..." Collin added
"You never used one?" Angel asked while raising an eyebrow, in which Collin nodded again: "I have a crossbow instead..." he says as he show his angelic crossbow that have under his cushion.
"Whoa! That's an angelic weapon!" Angel Dust couldn't help but admire the craftsmanship. "Where did you get it? I thought only exorcists can have them."
"We Cherub usually have angelic crossbow, but, we never use them for fight, we use them for defending ourselves, but... I don't think I am worthy anymore to use it after what happen to the opera that day..." Collin says as he look in sadness at his weapon.
"Hey now." Angel brought Collin's face to look at his. "It wasn't exactly your fault, from what I heard, it was your ex-buddy Cletus who fired that gun."
"Still... I killed some humans with this, something that is unforgivable..." Collin debated still sad.
"Hmm-yeah, but lets not forget, Blitz also took the blame for that opera incident too. Hell, he didn't even wanted to kill that lady opera singer, he was trying to turn off that spotlight so that Lyle won't see her singing." Angel reminds Collin.
"Plus, you were angry and you didn't think what would happen while shooting..." Yogirt pointed out.
"But still, that doesn't change the fact that I was involved." Collin sighs. "All I wanted to do is to give innocent souls blessings and save their lives and make people happy."
"And instead... I became... a murder..." Collin says with shame on his voice.
"Hey hey look at me." Angel lifted Collin's face by his chin with his finger. "You are not a murder." He reassured Collin. "If you are, would've you feel this bad for killing all of those people?"
"B-but..." Collin was cut in mid sentence by Yogirt: "Miss/Mr Angel or Tony is right, murder dosen't show emotion when killing someone, but, the fact that you actually feel remorse is a proof that you are a nice person and not a murder..."
"But what about Blitz? Do you think he feels bad for killing people?" Collin asked.
"Maybe, if they were actually good people." Angel answered. "But don't forget, Blitz is an assassin for hire and the people he kills were targets that his clients hired him to kill because they got screwed over by them and the reasons why then end up in Hell."
Collin remained silent for a moment after that.
"Why don't you finish up your soup?" Angel put a reassuring hand on Collin's shoulder and smile at him. "I'll come back to pick up the bowl and maybe we can stroll around the garden, if you want."
"Yeah... you are right..." Collin says as he start drinking his soup again.
"Okay, see ya, Collin." Angel pick up the pot of soup and leaves with Fat Nuggets and Yogirt following behind.
"Get some rest, Collin." Yogirt advised.
As they both left the room, Collin remains alone and while looking at the bowl, he began to think: Do I think they are right? I am not a murder? Collin ponders on this as he continues sipping his soup.
Elsewhere in the hotel
The Sins were still bashing Satan for what he did.
"I told you all that I am sorry!" Satan yelled.
"Sorry? You almost fucking killed him!" Ozzie also yelled.
"If Charlie didn't came after you with that spray bottle, that cute little lamby boy would've been a bloody stain the the hotel! Bee yelled.
"I thought he was gonna attack us!" Satan tries to justify himself.
"Now look at that little cute thing for a moment and tell me where you have seen the word "dangerous"!" Mammon questioned Satan with an angry tone.
"I thought he was an exorcist in disguise." That was Satan's excuse.
"When you first saw Emily, did you thought she was an exorcist? Ozzie asked.
"No but..." Satan was about to say before Leviathan interrupted: "And he was small! Exorcist have the same height as Vaggie!"
Satan was going to say something but he knew that he is out numbered. "Fine, when he wakes up I'll apologize."
"You better be... otherwise I will spray you again..." Charlie says as she came downstairs.
"Hey Char Char, how are things going upstairs?" Bee asked.
"Collin was really scared... he passed out 3-4 times..." Charlie informed her aunt.
"Aww that poor baby." Belaphorg sympathize and she and the other sins turned to Satan and glared at him.
"I already said that I am sorry!" Satan yelled, it was the first time he was outnumbered by the other sins
"Whatever... anyway I want to ask something: Do some of you have free time to be the therapist of Collin?" Charlie asked while looking at her aunts and uncles.
Belaphorg raised her hand.
"Good..." Charlie says with a smile.
"Mpf... always Belpherog..." Bee says jealous.
"Girl... you are already occupied on video for OnlyFans..." Leviathan says.
"Oh OnlyFans? I think I have heard something about that..." Lillith says as she enter on the room too.
"Ooh Lils, I think Lucifer might appreciate it." Bee gave Lilith a slight wink.
"Anyway, thank you for volunteering, Aunt Bel." Charlie tried to steer away from the OnlyFans topic.
"You are... *yawn* welcome..." Belpherog says, while Bee already was explaining her OnlyFans at Lillith, along with how much money she have and what her contents are
"So, Charlie, what are we going to do once Collin wake up?" Ozzie asked.
"First of all, he needs therapy that's for sure..." Charlie says as he looked at her uncle Asmodeus
"And second, Angel is going to talk with him to make sure he is okay since he, Yogirt, and Fat Nuggets are already in the room where Collin has passed out." Charlie added.
"And third, Satan needs to apologize IMMEDIATELY after he will be more safe!" Charlie says as he look in anger at uncle Satan
"For the last fucking time! I said that I. AM. SORRY!" Satan yelled
"Wait a moment, Angel is with the little angel?" Mammon asked, feeling jealously.
"Yeah, he gave him some soup..." Charlie says as he looked at Mammon "And Yogirt went to help as well." Charlie while looking at Satan.
"Sounds logic..." Leviathan right head says.
"Agreed..." her left head also nodded.
Then downstairs came down Deerie, she was still on the phone and was talking with someone: "No, no, no... you don't get it, I need to review those documents..." a pause, before saying with a bit of angry tone: "What do you mean gone? How difficult can be to find the file of the banned Cherubs?" while putting her left hoof on her hip.
"Uh-oh..." Charlie said.
"Then call the head Seraphim if you can't find it..." Deerie says frustrated, another pause, then she facepalmed: "I am in mission right now! I can't do it and that's why I am asking you, okay?"
"It appear we might have a problem..." Ozzie said.
Deerie then growl in frustration before saying: "Just call me you have found that file!" before hang up: "Why I am the only one that remember things on my workplace..." Deerie muttered while passing an hand on her forehead in frustration.
"What the matter, Deerie?" Charlie asked with concern.
"They can't find the file of Cletus, Collin and Keenie..." Deerie says still frustrated
"What?" Charlie looked surprised and confused. "How they can't find the files of Cletus, Collin, and Keenie?"
"That's what I asked them." Deerie declared. "Somehow their files are missing?"
"Do you think someone might have stole their files?" Bee asked.
"What if they gotten thrown away since they got banned.?" Ozzie asked.
"Oh I hope not on both accounts." Deerie is getting stress.
"Well, let hope they find the files." Satan said as he crossed his arms.
"I hope so, otherwise Collin will not return on Heaven..." Deerie says feeling the stress on her shoulders.
"That will be bad." Charlie said.
"Speaking off, what happen to the other two that Alastor caught?" Charlie asked as well
"A strange cat-girl sinner with 3 eyes got their souls and hired them as personal butler and maid..." Deerie says while rubbing her temples with her hooves. "After Lucifer turned them into imps."
"Wait, cat-girl sinner with 3 eyes?" Mammon asked as he immediately felt dread and so does the other sins except for Lilith.
"Yeah... she appeared out of nowhere, made them sign some contract in which she gain their souls, they gained a collar with a strange leash and after some... "dirty talk" of hers, she got away with them on leash..." Deerie says.
"Oh boy..." All the Sins except for Lilith said looking very disgust and cringe.
That's when the phone of Deerie rings again: "Sorry... I have to answer that..." she says as she immediately pick up the call while flying on the kitchen and saying: "I hope you have some good news for me..."
"Well... that settle it..." Leviathan says with a (._.) look
"Yep..." Belphegor managed to said before falling asleep.
And at the moment, Angel came to the room with Yogirt and Fat Nuggets behind him and he is still holding the big pot of soup in his hands.
"He's still a bit shaken... other than blaming himself a little for killing some humans..." Angel says
"But miss/mister Tony reassure him he is not a monster." Yogirt said.
"Still he takes the blame out of it..." Angel says as he place the pot on a table
"Poor little guy..." Angel said, looking sad for Collin.
"It appears you have taken a liking to him, Angel." Bee said.
"Yeah... and also my baby does..." Angel says as he show Fat Nuggets
Fat Nuggets oink in agreement. "My baby has already seen Collin as his new friend." Angel smile at Fat Nuggets as he played with his little adorable ears.
"As I said, that pig have unnatural abilities of making friend..." Bee says
"He sure does." Angel chuckles.
Meanwhile
"...And so she was like "Damn bitch! I don't think I would have know you were into bestiality!" and I said "Well the more is bigger they are, the better it is", am I right?" Emberlynn says while talking on the phone on her limo, after that encounter at the Hazbin Hotel she have put the two ex-former cherub inside her limo and was driving them back to her place so they could start working right away
Cletus and Keenie are looking very nervous and worried at the thought of working with this cat-lady demon and mostly because they have been turned into a demon as well.
"You think she was serious about our work?" Cletus whispered to Keenie
"I don't really know..." Keenie whispered back while trying to avoid looking at the cat-lady demon and her reflection in the mirror as she really doesn't want to see her demon form.
"Oh! About what happen? Well Niffty have contacted me before and said that there were two little angel but now that sexy bad boy of Lucifer have turned them into imps, and so, I decide to hire them as butler and maid..." Emberlynn says while talking to the person on the phone as she pull the limo on the gates of her mansion
"I wonder who she is talking to..." Cletus whispers to Keenie.
"Probably another of her "friends"... I swear to God, if I am going to be eaten then I will fuckin blame all on Collin..." Keenie whispered at Cletus
"I wonder what will the King of Hell is going to do to Collin at the hotel?" Cletus whisper back.
"I don't know..." Keenie whisper back.
"Well of course I am gonna take care of them, I may be horny and always thinking about sex and other things, but I am not heartless..." Emberlynn meanwhile says as she enter and goes on the garage before turning the limo off, exit and then open the door car for Keenie and Cletus.
Cletus and Keenie looked frightened and hesitation to get out first, but slowly they did.
After they exit Emberlynn close the door and gesture them to follow her while still talking: "So, as for my plans for tomorrow? Well some of the female Goetias have invited me for a tea party, you know? Fancy things..." she says while they exit from the garage and were reaching the mansion doors.
"But mostly they are going to ask me about Alastor the Radio demon since they want advice how to win his heart since he is interest that all the female Goetias want to marry." Emberlynn added. "And not to mention, Angel Dust as well for half of the male Goetias want to marry him as well."
"Well, anyway, I have to cut our conversation short, since I am at home, bye!" Emberlynn says as she closes the call.
Emberlynn then turned her head at Keenie and Cletus with a huge smile on her face.
"So..." Emberlynn spoke and this made Cletus and Keenie look at her with fear: "This, as you see, is the house I live and will be also your house, here, you will learn all the basic about being a butler and maid, plus, you will help me with the fanfiction, understood?"
Cletus and Keenie nodded their heads. "Yes Ma'am."
"I prefer being called with my name or "Mistress"... but close enough!" Emberlynn says before knocking the door
Cletus and Keenie gulped in nervously as they watched the door open.
There was a small old imp butler on the door, he does a polite bow before speaking: "Ah... Princess Emberlynn, thought you were out for your "Overlord business..." he says in a calm tone.
"Yeah, sorry if I had gone quickly without telling you, but, I have some new staff here!" Emberlynn says with her excited tone.
The small old imp butler looked at Cletus and Keenie. "Ah, new staff! We can always need more help here." He smiled.
"Yup! Their name are Cletus and Keenie and those two were once angels that have turned into imps thanks to Lucifer!" Emberlynn says.
"Now that would be interesting for the Goetias to know that two new staff were once an angels before turning into imps by Lucifer." The old butler said.
Keenie and Cletus both gulped in fear
"Yeah, also speaking of them, where are Gietia and the others?" Emberlynn asked
"Their are currently out for now, they will be back by 8:00 PM" The old butler says
"Aaaah... what a shame, oh well... better enter then..." Emberlynn says as she goes inside before stopping herself and turn around to look at Cletus and Keenie: "Want to come? And not in the sexual way..." she asked.
Cletus and Keenie's eyes bugged when she said that but they respond with a "Yes Mistress."
"Good! I like quick learning people..." Emberlynn says happily as they enter.
Cletus and Keenie looked at each other with a fearful expression as they enter as well.
Once they stepped inside, Cletus and Keenie were amazed by the décor of Emberlynn's home.
"It's a very nice mansion that I'm living." Emberlynn said as she sense Cletus and Keenie amazed of her home.
"Y-Yeah..." Cletus says amazed
"This house was constructed during the first banishment of Hell..." the old imp butler politely says
"The first banishment of Hell?" Cletus and Keenie both asked.
"Yes... when Lucifer, Lillith the Sins and some of the oldest Ars Goetia came there..." he explained again
"From Heaven..." Emberlynn said.
"Wow..." Keenie and Cletus says at the same time
"Yes... this is the house where you two will serve, in the name of the Ars Goetia..." the old imp butler says
"...along with being my little personal servants~" Emberlynn purred after saying that, her tail moving slightly up and down
Cletus and Keenie shiver in cringe as they took a step back from her and looking at her with horrified, disgust and fear expression.
"Either way... this is my where my room is..."Emberlynn says as she move on the corridor like nothing happen.
Cletus and Keenie followed her, still shivering in cringe.
After a while they reached the door of where Emberlynn rest, it have some stickers of cats from various anime including the ones from Battle Cats and ponies from My Little Pony along with a sign that says: "Emberlynn room"
Cletus and Keenie raised their eyebrows at the stickers of My Little Pony.
"Seriously?" Keenie says a bit skeptical
"What? It's a good show! And teaches about friendship!" Emberlynn debated.
Cletus and Keenie looked at each other with a confusion and skeptical expression.
"Siiiiiiigh... Later I will bring the video then..." Emberlynn says as she pick the key and open the door, once inside, they see that the room of Emberlynn had: a fancy royal bed, a huge wardrobe, a desk with a computer, video cam, microphone and tablet for drawing, a TV with a lot of gaming console connected and some glass shelves filled with plushies and manga, the walls were decorated with posters of video games, anime and manga and lastly hentai and monster porn.
Almost immediately, Cletus and Keenie covers their eyes from the hentai and monster porn. "Gross!" Keenie said while covering her eyes.
"Whaaat? Never in your life saw these things?" Emberlynn asked with an eyebrow raised
"They are sins!" Cletus shouted, still covering his eyes.
"Yeah!" Keenie shouted as well.
"But since you are now demons, that should mean that you wouldn't find these thing sinful, am I right?" Emberlynn pointed out.
"But Mistress Emberlynn, this goes against everything we've been taught and stand for!" Cletus debated.
"Yeah!" Keenie agreed
"So? You can always learn new things, who is stopping you from learning new things?" Emberlynn asked
"Our father in Heaven!" Cletus said and he meant God.
"But still... did he stopped Lucifer from turning you into demons?" Emberlynn asked gently
"No, because there is no way he want to come to Hell!" Keenie yelled.
"But this also means that he is not an huge and heavy presence that can stop you from doing things that you could discover that you like, no?" Emberlynn pointed out.
"We are taught to do things that are not sins and don't do things that are sins which will sent you to Hell!" Cletus trying to explain.
"And this mean, no stealing, no killing, no sexual act, not jealously, no laziness, no angerness and not being prideful!" Keenie pointed out
"But... didn't you two actually broke two of these rules? By killing some humans and also get angry at your friend?" Emberlynn asked again.
"But the demons!" Keenie shouted. "It was their fault that caused us to kill some humans and get banished from Heaven!"
"I am not saying that it's your fault, I am saying that it happen and so... who cares now? Hell is actually nice and it's not a bad place..." Emberlynn says with a shrug.
"Like Hell is a nice place." Keenie crossed her arms, while her eyes are still closed.
"Yeah!" Cletus agreed with her
"What if I told you, you can eat every greasy food that you like without no one judging you?" Emberlynn says.
"We don't eat grassy food." Cletus said and Keenie nodded her head.
"We don't want to get too much fat." Keenie added.
Emberlynn shrugged: "Even so, you can always learn new things, it's not like me or the others will get mad..." she says as she goes to the huge closets and open it, inside there where a huge amount of closets including cosplays of other characters
Cletus and Keenie open their eyes to see cosplays of other character and closed their eyes again.
"Now where I should have put those costumes that me and Niffty did once..." Emberlynn mumbled as she began to look though her closet
Cletus and Keenie whine at the costumes that the cat-lady demon said.
"Oh there they are!" Emberlynn says as she pick them and immediately put them on Cletus and Keenie with a swift movement
Once Cletus looked down he see that he have a black butler smoking like: "Okay... I admit this is a nice uni-"
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Cletus didn't had the time to finish that Keenie screamed in horror
"Keenie wha-" he was about to say before stopping as she looked at the uniform of Keenie, it was a maid uniform, but it was too much revealing, showing some of her skin along of her having fishnet stockings that go up and arrive to her thighs
"Sweet...!" Cletus immediately close his eyes and turned away.
"WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THIS OUTFIT!" Keenie shouted at Emberlynn. "IT SHOW SOME OF MY SKIN!"
"It look perfect on you!" Emberlynn says as her three eyes shine with excitement.
"NO, IT DOES NOT!" Keenie shouted.
"I agree with her!" Cletus shouted as well, his eyes are still close.
"Well even so it's the only maid outfit that I manages to found..." Emberlynn says as she shrugged before closing the wardrobe. "And besides, it features the best parts of your body and compliments your figure and you have a beautiful body, Keenie." Emberlynn complimented. "And look at Cletus. Doesn't look so handsome in his butler outfit?"
"B-bu-but..." Keenie was still speechless and red in her face, on one hand, she appreciate the compliments, on the other it was still sinful and also show huge chunk of her body... including her chest area
"It sinful that her maid outfit shows her skin including her chest." Cletus spoke, his eyes are still closed.
"Oh come on, she can decide whatever she want to wear, you know?" Emberlynn says as she pick their old clothes "I will tell the butler to wash them since they stink a bit of pee..."
"What!?" Cletus and Keenie shouted.
"Yeah I know..." Emberlynn says with a small smirk and right on time, there was a knock on the door and when Emberlynn answer the door, there was the old imp butler of before: "Ah... it's seems our new workers are with their uniform..." he says
"Yup!" Emberlynn nodded excitedly
"Either way, your bath is ready, Princess Emberlynn..." the old imp butler informed her
"Awesome! Here, can you put these on the washing machine?" Emberlynn asked as she show the clothes of Keenie and Cletus.
"Of course." The old imp butler nodded his head.
After giving the closets to the butler, Emberlynn turn her attention to Cletus and Keenie: "He will help you integrate in your position and show you exactly how it works as the elder of the mansion..."
"Yes Mistress Emberlynn." Cletus and Keenie responded.
"Good! Either way, I am going to take a bath now, see you later!" Emberlynn waved happily before leaving the room.
Alfred the old imp butler waves goodbye to Emberlynn before turning his attention towards Cletus and Keenie.
"Well come along you two." Alfred directed as he carries their old clothes.
"O-okay..." Cletus says but Keenie wasn't moving at all.
"Keenie?" Cletus asked, looking worried for her.
"I AM NOT GOING OUTSIDE WEARING AN OUTFIT THAT MAKE ME SHOW SO MUCH SKIN!" Keenie yelled in embarrassment and anger.
"Now come come my dear, you got nothing to be ashamed of." Alfred tries to reassure Keenie. "And also princess Emberlynn is right about her choice outfit on you..." he added while adjusting his monocle.
"BUT THIS IS WRONG! THAT LADY CAT DEMON PICK THIS OUTFIT FOR ME AND I'M ASHAMED!" Keenie shouted at Alfred. "THIS MAID OUTFIT SHOW ME SO SKIN INCLUDING MY CHEST THAT IS BOTH ASHAMED AND SINFUL!"
"Oh don't worry... with the time you would appreciate it, on the meantime, if you would like to follow me, so that I can give you some advice about how it works here..." Alfred says as he look both at Keenie and Cletus
"Ok..." Cletus nodded his head but Keenie didn't replied to Alfred.
"Keenie..." Cletus looked at her harshly
"Fine." Keenie gritted her teeth.
And so she and Cletus began to follow Alfred, ready for hearing whatever thing this imp butler was ready to say
Meanwhile, on Earth
"Ooowww... my head..." Agent 1 groaned as he slowly stands up and hold his head
"What just...happened?" He said to himself.
He touches his head more... and realize that there was a huge bump onto his head
"Ow..." He spoke in pain when he touch the huge bump on his head.
"Now what in the hell happen and how in the Sweet Land of America we got ourselves in this position?" Agent 1 says in frustration... before looking down and see a fire extinguisher on the ground. "Why is the fire extinguisher is on the ground?" Agent one asked as he look at the fire extinguisher.
Then he notices Agent 2 on the ground. And she also wakes up after a short while and after adjusting her sunglasses she looked around and asked: "Did we got tired on our job? What have happen?"
"We were ambushed with this!" Agent 1 shows Agent 2 the fire extinguisher.
"Someone has kicked us out with this fire extinguisher, Agent two!" Agent one yelled at Agent two while holding the fire extinguisher.
"W-What?" She asked shocked as she stands up.
"I betcha it's got to be one of those demons we fought before." Agent 1 assumed.
"But if it was them, how would they get inside this room in the first place?" Agent two asked.
"I... I don't know..." Agent 1 says unsure.
"Exactly..." Agent 2 said while touching the huge bump on her head. "Ow..." She said.
"But that's also strange... if it was ACTUALLY them... then why knock us out cold with a fire extinguisher? Why not killing us?" Agent 1 says as he began to think.
"Perhaps they want us to live so that they want information about us and later destroy this place and our portal." Agent Two explains.
"But the portal is still up and clean and the room is pretty much clean with no sign of destruction..." Agent 1 pointed out
"Then they will probably do it once they come back again." Agent 2 said.
"Hmm... even so, it's better call our agents and see what they have been up to..." Agent 1 says as he look at the terminal.
"Of course." Agent two as she and Agent one began pressing buttons on their keyboards to call Cletus and Keenie.
"Hello Hello! This is Agent 1 Do you copy?" Agent 1 asked. No response.
"What...?" Agent 2 says a bit shocked and scared
"Hello Hello! This is Agent 1! Do you copy?" Agent 1 asked again.
No response yet again
"Did...something happened...to them..." Agent 2 looked at Agent 1 with a slight fearful expression.
However, Agent 1 was stubborn and so, in an angry and frustrated tone, he ask again: "THIS IS FUCKING AGENT 1! DO YOU COPY?"
...
But nobody came
"Agent 1...I think they might be..." Agent 2 gulp.
"No... no no... nononononononono! I refuse to accept it!" Agent 1 says as he slam his fist on the control panel
Agent two looked at Agent 1. "Then why haven't they respond to us?"
"I don't know... but we will find out soon... I have an idea..." Agent 1 says as he open the glass for a button: "This one is an "Emergency return function" action... it will instantly teleport them right back at our base..." he explained.
"With the armor they were wearing right?" Agent 2 asked, raising her eyebrow from above the sunglasses.
"Exactly Agent 2. One press of this button and they'll be coming home." Agent 1 pressed the button and then...nothing happen.
Silence filled the room with Agent 1 and Agent 2.
Agent 1 chuckled nervously at Agent 2 before pressing the button again and...same thing, nothing happen.
Agent keep pressing the button. "Why isn't this working." He grumbled through his gritted teeth. The the button broke.
"And you broke it." Agent 2 run her face with her hand. "Way a good, Agent 1."
"AAARRG! It Didn't Work! WHY IT DIDN'T WORK?!" Agent 1 scream at ceiling.
The reason it didn't work because back in the other side, Lyle and Loopy have already dismantle the armor to study it's interior and circuitry.
"I have to admit, this armor looked unique for the small little angels to wear." Loopy said to Lyle.
"Yes, and this circuitry seems quite advanced." Lyle said to Loopy.
"Maybe we can used the parts and pieces of the armor to create something like a weapon or something, it will help protect this hotel." Loopy said as he hold up one of the pieces of the armor.
"Ooh goody, that sounds like fun." Lyle approves.
"Yes, how about we start working on it right now and later, we show it to everybody." Loopy said with a huge smile on his face.
"Oh yes, it surely please the people of this hotel and hopefully that tall skinny radio deer demon won't eat us." Lyle with his fingers crossed.
"Me. He only want to eat me, not you Lyle." Loopy correct his partner. "And yes, hopefully the tall scary and cannibal skinny radio deer demon won't eat me." Loopy gulp in fear.
"It better be... otherwise we won't return doing our experiments on the poor..." Lyle says, whispering the last part so that Emily or Deerie wouldn't hear that.
"You better not, or else I'll be the one who'll inform Miss Emily and Miss Deerie and then the Loopy one will be my snack for the day." Said the disembodied voice of Alastor followed by his evil sounding cackle that made Loopy and Lyle stiffen with fear.
"You know, on second thought, let's just finish then we'll call it a day." Loopy suggested.
"Good idea." Lyle agreed and two of them keep working on the armor.
Returning to the human world~
"Fuuuuuck! FuckFuckFuck! FUCK!" Agent 1 yelled frustrated.
"So what other brilliant ideas do you have?" Agent 2 asked sarcastically.
"I am thinking okay? I don't want your stupid sarcasm right now!" Agent 1 yelled at her colleague.
"Great, while you are busy thinking, two of our angel agents are being God's knows what and we don't know what happened to the third one!" Agent 2 is getting impatient and annoyed.
"Then maybe you should have stop him to go!" Agent 1 yelled at her
"Me? He left by himself because of those two! How is that my fault?" Agent 2 yelled shocked at him
"Well aren't you in charge of them?" He asked angrily.
"You too were also in charge of them!" Agent 2 yelled angrily at Agent 1
"Oooooh! Now you do the blame game?" Agent 1 sarcastically says
"YOU STARTED THE BLAME GAME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Agent 2 yelled again in anger.
"WELL WHO'S FUCKING STUPID IDEAS WAS TO RECRUIT THEM ANYWAY?!" Agent 1 shouted louder and angrier.
And so they both start to argue like some children's, until at some point, Agent 1 got so mad, that he smashed the "Emergency return function" on the ground, but this, unfortunately cause the button to malfunctioned in a weird way and instantly create a portal in which the two agents gets sucked inside.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The two agents screamed as they spiral uncontrollably through the portal.
"EVEN SO THIS IS ALL YOUR FAUUUUUUUUUUUUULTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Agent 2 screamed while spring on the portal before she and Agent 1 disappear.
Another portal open on the other side and the two agents got tossed out. "Ooff!" They both yelled out in pain as the two of them landed on each other. "Ugh! Where the fuck are we?" Agent 1 as he is recovering.
They looked around and see that it was some kind of hotel lobby: "Huh... this place remind me of that old case about an hotel where it says it was infested or something..." Agent 2 says while looking at the walls.
"You don't think this could be the place?" Agent 1 asked.
"I don't know..." Agent 2 says
Suddenly, they heard some voices one was female and the other male: "So are you saying that Collin is still feeling ashamed of his crossbow?" the female asked gently
"Yeah... he says that he want to dispose it after admitting to have killed some humans..." the male confirmed, his tone sad.
"Collin Collin, where did I heard that name before." Agent 1 tried to remember.
"Idiot, it's the name of that angel that escaped!" Agent 2 whispered harshly at Agent 1
"Ooooh..." Agent 1 realize, before Agent 2 cover his mouth so that they can hear what they are talking
"Well Deerie, even so my aunt will take care of him, despite sleeping a lot, she's actually a good listener!" a new female voice says
"I am sure she will, Char-Char..." another male voice says
"Oink." A pig oink was heard as well.
"Wait, was that a pig oink?" Agent 1 asked in a whisper.
Agent 1 then does an hand gesture that says: "I am looking, cover me..." to Agent 2, after that, Agent 1 peaks out from the door... only to see 10 demon's of different types and size, a small pig on the arms of one of them and a small flying deer angel similar to their angels-agents.
"Holy..." Agent 1 gasped in wonder and shocked as he stares at the 10 demon's of different types and size, including the small deer angel and tiny pig in the arms of a female demon, well fours arms of the female demon.
"What is it?" Agent 2 asked.
"There are some demons here and also another of those exorcists!" Agent 1 whispered in shock, amazement and also fear at her colleague.
"What?" Agent 2 looked surprised but also amazement and fear. "Are you sure?"
"Yeah!" Agent 1 whisper as he continues looking back, on the room another demon similar to a cat enter, he had a look of suspicious on his face.
"Heya, Husky, what's wrong?" The spider-demon asked
"I don't know... I have a gut feeling that there are some new problems here..." the cat-demon says as he look around suspiciously.
"New problems?" A female demon with a eyepatch that have an X covering one of her eye looked confusion but also suspicious as well.
"Yeah... there is a new smell here on the room..." the cat-demon says.
"Smell?" The blonde demon asked confused
"Yeah... it smell like sunglasses, polish clothes and bad life choices..." the cat-demon remarked.
"Bad choices?" The ten demon spoke.
"Hey..." both Agent 1 and 2 whispered in anger, offended by what this demon says.
"Yes, bad choices." The cat demon replied.
"What kind of bad choices do you mean, Mr Husk?" A tiny demon with flying wings asked the cat-demon.
"Like... when you could have done something better... and instead you have chosen to believe in bullshit fantasies that only have made you lose your fucking time..." the cat-demon called Husk responded to the flying demon.
"Still... that seems a bit specific..." the demon dressed in white with a cane says.
"He's right." The spider demon agreeing with the demon dressed in white with a crane.
And that when Agent one noticed the pig in the spider demon's arms is gone.
"Where is the pig?" Agent 1 asked with a whisper
"I don't know... he was there a minute ago and-" Agent 2 was about to say before a small "Oink" gets heard near them
Agent 1 and Agent 2 both tuned their heads to see the tiny pink pig with spots on his body is looking at them and what caught their attention is that there was small tiny black horns on his head.
"Shit!" Agent 1 and 2 says as they immediately draw out their gun and pointed them at the pig-demon.
The pig-demon didn't get scared or startle by the guns but instead he look confusion. "Oink?"
"D-Don't move... we-we are armed and d-dangerous...!" Agent 1 says, while trying to be brave
The pig-demon tilt his head in confusion.
"I... I think he want to e-eat us..." Agent 2 whispered to his colleague her tone fearful while shaking a bit
"Are you sure?" Agent 1 whispered back. "Because he has a small body and there is no way he is going to eat all of us."
The small pig-demon then tries to get closer to them.
Agent 1 and Agent 2.
"Argh!" Agent 1 screamed in a whisper as he noticed the small pig-demon is coming closer and without hesitation, he raise one of his foot and give a quick and fast kick to the small pig-demon's body.
The small pig-demon flies a bit before hitting the wall and falls on the ground, he began to squeal in pain and he was pretty loud.
"FAT NUGGETS?" Immediately the spider-demon shouted in fear and panic upon hearing his pig squeal in pain.
The others turned their heads towards the small pig-demon who name is Fat Nuggets and saw that he is on the ground and there was tears in his eyes. He continues to squealing in pain.
The spider-demon run towards Fat Nuggets and saw there was a huge bruise on his tiny adorable body. "OH MY POOR BABY!" The spider demon screamed with tears in his eyes as well.
Then he look on his left side and saw those two humans standing there with their guns: "WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO TO MY POOR BABY?" He yelled in anger and fear at them as he grab his pig and hold him in his four arms.
"Shit!" Agent 1 shouted in a panic as he and Agent 2 has been caught.
Fat Nuggets continue to squealing in pain and since he was pretty loud, his squealing echoes throughout the hotel which causes many other demons come to the room including some big demons aka the Sins.
"What the fuck is happening here?" A huge dragon demon with muscles came from the left.
"The poor baby pig got hurt?" A small cyclops maid demon came with a sprint.
"WHAT HAPPEN HERE?" Another Cyclops demon came while holding several bombs on her hands.
"Who dares hurt the pig?" A demon with robotic limbs came from another room.
Angel looked at the all the demons including the Sins with tears in his eyes and pointed to the two humans standing with their guns. "THEY FUCKING DID!" Angel spoke before continue to cry as he show everybody the huge bruise on Fat Nugget's body.
"Oh ho..." Agent 1 and 2 says in fear as they point their guns to the demons here
"Wait a minu- YOU!" a voice that the agents recognize immediately spoke, from another door, there they were the same 3 imps and hellhound that have attacked them long time ago, accompanied with a Seraph.
"YOU FOUR FUCKING DEMONS!" Agent 1 and 2 shouted as they immediately pointed their guns at the same 3 imp and hellhound.
"And I thought Stolas have killed them..." The female imp spoke.
"YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE OF COMING DOWN HERE AND KICK THE PIG OF ANGEL DUST!" The imp boss spoke in anger as the hellhound girl began to snarl and the short cyclops maid pull out her nail that uses to kill bugs.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Agent 1 shouted at the imp boss. "I THOUGHT THE PIG DEMON WAS GOING TO EAT ME WHICH IS WHY I HAVE TO KICK HIM!"
"HE IS STILL A BABY, AND HE'S VEGETARIAN, YOU PIECES OF SHITS! AND MORE WELL EDUCATED THAN YOU TWO!" The demon called Angel Dust screamed as he hold Fat Nuggets on his two arms while pulling two Tommy-gun on the other two
"WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT LADY!?" Agent 1 shouted at spider demon named Angel Dust.
"DON'T TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT YOU PIECE OF HUMAN SCUM!" the imp with robotic limbs shouted.
"PLUS HE'S A MALE YOU FUCKING CHEAP KNOCK OF COPY OF THE MAN IN BLACK!" the cyclops sinner with the explosive yelled in anger.
"WHAT!?" Agent one shouted looking confused and so does Agent two as they looked at Angel Dust, holding his pig in his two arms while his other hand have Tommy-guns.
"BUT DOESN'T HE HAVE A BOOBS LIKE A WOMAN!?" Agent one shouted as he is referring to the chest fluff that Angel Dust have.
"IT'S A CHEST FLUFF YOU FUCKIN' MORONS!" Angel shouted back in annoyance.
"You sure about that?" Agent 2 asked with her eyebrow raised and Agent 1 nodded his head as well.
"They look like boobs from where I'm seeing." Agent 1 touched his black sunglasses.
"Blitz? Who are these two?" The Seraph beside the imp boss asked with a confused and scared expression.
"They are these stupid jackass humans who they called themselves D.H.O.R.K.S." Blitz replied to the Seraph.
"You mean... that these two are the one that captured and traumatized Collin?" the Seraph asked shocked.
"Yep." Blitz nodded his head.
"You two have a lot of nerve of using some of my ex-coworkers for your shady actions!" The small deer angel spoke with anger as she point her hoof at the two agents.
"What are you talking about?" Agent one asked.
"We are talking about Collin, Cletus and Keenie!" the Seraph and the deer angel spoke at the same time in anger.
"The exorcists?" Both Agents 1 and 2 said in confusion unison.
"Exorcists? They are just angels!" Blitz shouted.
"Don't you dare lie to us!" Agent 1 says in anger as he point his gun at Blitz.
"They're not lying!" The blonde demon yelled at Agent 1.
"Oh shut the fuck up, you cheap copy of a Barbie!" Agent 2 remarked rudely.
"Don't you talk to my daughter that way!" The demon in a white suit with a crane hissed at Agent 2.
"Oh shut the fuck up! Your daughter is a monster! A spawn of the evil! And since we are we will kill you all to ensure our country will be safe!" Agent 1 remarked before pointing his gun at the blonde demon ready to shoot.
As soon as Agent 1 pointed his gun at the blonde demon, a black tentacles was wrapped around his arm.
"What the fuck?" Agent 1 yelled as he began to shoot wildly around the surrounding.
This causes all the demons along with angel deer and the Seraph to duck and covers from the bullet. Including Agent 2.
But then suddenly two stray bullets bounce one on a table and one on the wall... and hit both the demon with an X eyepatch and the deer angel on their stomach.
"Vaggie!"
"Deerie!"
The two of them both fall down on the floor, clutching their stomach
"Owww! OW!" Vaggie says in pain
"Th-that hurt..." Deerie also says in pain
The tentacles got a hold of the agents guns and wrapped around the two agents.
"Now... that's better..." a voice with radio filter spoke, and from the shadow a deer demon appear, the same deer demon that the two agents saw on the screens before passing out.
Charlie, Emily, Blitz, and Razzle rushed over to Vaggie and Deerie's side.
"Oh god! OH GOD VAGGIE!" The blonde demon yelled in panic.
"DEERIE!" the Seraph also yelled in panic
"Fuck! We need some first aid kits!" Blitz shouted.
Razzle, on the other hand, had a dark expression he then look at the two agents wrapped on the tentacles of the deer demon and began to snarl and to transform in his dragon-demon form.
"HOLY SHIT!" Agent 1 and Agent 2 shouted in fear.
Razzle then roars in anger at them he was about to attack but then:
"Wait Razzle!" The blonde demon shouted, stopping Razzle for a moment, and, after she transform herself into her demon form she says in anger: "You take the female, I take the male!"
And after that they both lunged at the two agents with an angry yell
"Wait!" A timid but rather loud voice shouted.
Causing everyone to stop, including Razzle and the blonde girl as they look at the door, finding the blue lamb angel a.k.a Collin standing on it
"Collin!" Angel and the Blonde girl demon shouted.
"Oh look who is there, crawling to the ankle of the enemy..." Agent 1 says sarcastically.
"Those two were right! You are a coward and a traitor!" Agent 2 shouted in anger at him
That when they were suddenly turned upside down by the tentacles.
"Now then... if you continue being this rude, then I wouldn't mind watch you getting slaughtered by the princess of Hell and her little dragon..." the deer demon says with a creepy smile on his face. "Or rather...you prefer to get eaten by my cannibal friends..." Alastor's creepy smile got bigger.
"Alastor that's enough..." the female demon with red horns and long dress stopped him.
Alastor then snap his fingers and place Agent 1 and 2 into a chair with chains around their body and the chairs.
"Whatever you say... Lillith..." Alastor says as he step away
Agent 1 and 2 start to struggle against the chain, hoping to break free.
"Now... what the fuck are you doing here and why are you two kicking Fat Nuggets?" Blitz says as he step closer with his hands turn into fists.
"We came here because Agent 1 broke a button which open a portal which causes us to land here in Hell!" Agent 2 replied.
"And I kick that demon pig because I thought he was going to eat me!" Agent 1 replied as well.
"Portal?" Blitz repeated since this is the first he ever heard about it. "What portal?"
"Great job on telling them about the portal, Agent 1..." Agent 2 replied sarcastically
But Agent 1 ignore her and began explaining the portal. "We finally created a portal that will finally open a portal to Hell to prove to everybody and the government that demons do exist!" Agent 1 yelled.
"What?" Everybody shouted, while Deerie and Vaggie manages to stand up after being healed back by Emily
"That right a portal!" Agent 1 repeated his words. "And after we open a portal to Hell, we can finally killed all the demons! Thus saving the humans and earth from the demons!"
"Oh for fuck sake's, don't tell me that you are the classic idiots that think demon's are evil because of some dumb Hollywood adaptation?!" Lucifer says exasperated as he facepalm.
"Yes!" Agent 1 and 2 replied.
"Especially the tiny pig demon that almost eat me!" Agent 1 looked at Fat Nuggets who is still in Angel's arms. You can still see the huge bruise on his body.
"How can people be so fucking stupid sometimes?" Ozzie asked exasperated as he throws his hands in air.
"I say we kill them and then give their bodies to the cannibals of Cannibal Town..." Charlie proposed, still pretty much angry at them for hurting her girlfriend with Razzle nodding as well.
"I agree, especially that male hurt my baby!" Angel shouted.
"Wait, baby?" Agent 1 and 2 looked confusion.
"You give birth to the baby pig, lady?" Agent 1 asked.
"What? No, I didn't! He's my pet and the one that helped keep going during a bad time! And I will never forgive you two for what you did to him!" Angel shouted, clearly still pissed as fuck for what they have done to Fat Nuggets.
"Well, he tries to eat me, lady!" Agent 1 trying to explain himself.
However this pisses more Angel Dust as he point his two Tommy guns at them: "Tell Rosie that these two are a gift from us!" Angel says, his eye twiching as he's ready to shoot.
"Miss/Mister Tony, we can't kill them yet!" The flying demon with wings appear behind Angel and place his hand on his shoulder. "We might need them alive since they are the one who created the portal and therefore, they must destroyed the portal as well!" The flying demon with wings looked at the other demons and the Sins.
"No we didn't... it's still pretty much active..." Agent 1 says with a deadpan look, in which Agent 2 manages to hit him with a punch on his face.
"What!?" Everybody shouted and this made the huge demon like dragon with wings and muscular approached them with pure anger in his eyes.
"Your fucking portal is still active!?" He roared at their faces, which caught their chair to tip over by Satan's loud roaring. Along with their black sunglasses came off.
The two agents both yelp in fear
"Ohh~ you are soooooo screwed, the huge bad boy is veeery angry~" the short cyclops girl giggled maniacally, before doing a live stream on her phone.
Angel then gently place his Tommy-gun on the floor and gently but carefully place Fat Nugget on Yogirt's hand. "Be careful where you touch his huge bruise." He said to Yogirt before approaching to one of the chair and help one chair back on it feet while grabbing Agent 1's face. "You left your portal still active after you and your friend came to Hell?" He spoke with a serious mobster voice.
"Well we..." Agent 1 was about to say before Agent 2 says: "Nope, we will not talk!"
"You don't want to talk, huh? Okay then..." Angel says before looking at Moxxie and he, understand, approaches the two agents, before grabbing the hand of Agent 1 and, slamming it on the table, before grabbing one of his finger and pull it backward hard, breaking it
"OWW!" Agent 1 screamed in pain.
"Now, we can do it the hard way or the easy way." Angel spoke in his still serious mobster voice, while gently run his finger through Agent 1's hair and his expression looked very serious. "Your choices."
"Just as you know... for each refusal, we will broke every fingers that this assholes have... including the one on his feet... so... it's all your choices now..." Moxxie says as he grab another finger of Agent 1 and break that too
"OWW!" Agent 1 screamed in pain while Agent 2 looked horrified.
"Tick tock..." Angel wag one of his finger in front of Agent 1's face. "And you will be next, lady." Angel looked at Agent 2.
Meanwhile, Blitz was covering the eyes of Emily so she could not see and so did Razzle to Deerie, Niffty was jiggling while live streaming everything that was happen, in where every demon's of every ring was watching the scene unfolding on every screen and every social
A lot of male demons and sinners were turn on by Angel's serious mobster voice, including half of the male Goetias that are asking Angel's hand in marriage.
Val was also turned on by Angel as well.
Including Emberlynn as she watches the streaming from her regal bathtub
"Wow, what a man..." Mammon whisper.
"You got that right." Husk whisper back.
"AGENT 2, PLEASE!" Agent 1 begged as Moxxie snapped another of his finger
During that scene, a certain mafia boss from the Greed Ring was watching with a proud and evil smirk the live stream. "Eh-he, now that's my boy."
Including another certain mafia boss somewhere in the Pride Ring have a proud and evil smirk due to the spider demon spoke in a serious mobster voice.
After a painful moment all the finger of the right hand of Agent 1 were twisted
"Moxxie? Prepare the other hand..." Angel says with his serious mobster voice as Moxxie immediately grab and slam the left hand of Agent 1 on the table
"Such ashamed, your partner is letting all your finger to get broken." Angel run his fingers towards Agent 1's face and spoke with a false pity voice. "But after your fingers and toes are broken and twisted." Angel then place his finger on Agent's 1 left arm. "It will be your arm next..."
"And then at the legs..." Moxxie added while twisting another finger of Agent 1
"OWW! PLEASE! TALK!" Agent 1 yelled in pain, tears in his eyes
"Ok, we will fucking talk!" Agent 2 shouted.
"Smart choice..." Angel says as he nodded at Moxxie, in which he release the hand of Agent 1 and stops on twisting his fingers
"Thank...you..." Agent 1 spoke in pain as he looked at Agent 2 when Angel grab his face again and he still have his serious mobster voice. "Let this be a lesson for you."
"And now talk..." Moxxie says in his mobster voice too
So then Agent 2 and Agent 1 began explaining the portal along with their organizations of D.H.O.R.K.S. and that it appears to investigate paranormal activities, specifically Demons.
Naturally everything was caught up by Niffty on live streaming in which every demon now know about the D.H.O.R.K.S now.
Agent 1 and 2 still continue to explains to the demons and Sins along with meeting Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona along with Agent 2 getting possessed by Stolas.
Then they explain the part about encountering and capturing Cletus, Keenie and Collin along with creating the armors for them to fight the demons, other about creating a portal for enter inside Hell and the fact that have send some children's inside it before.
Which they end up getting killed before seeing Cletus, Keenie, and Collin to Hell to fight some demons which they end up getting defeated before sending Cletus and Keenie again after Collin quit working with them.
And finally, it came the incident of some minutes ago that ends up teleporting them here on the hotel
Including Agent 1 kicking Fat Nuggets the pig demon after thinking he was going to eat him.
And shooting Deerie and Vaggie by accident
"Now you know everything." Agent 1 and 2 both said as they finished explaining everything to all the demons and the Sins.
"I am still baffled about how the human government are founding your failed business..." Mammon says.
"True because there is no way they actually believed demons are real even if you guys tell them." Satan agreeing with Mammon, while crossing his arms.
"But we have footage..." Agent 1 says
"Footage?" The sins and demons asked, including Blitz, Moxxie, Loona, and Millie.
"Those are the footage on when the imps, the hellhound and the owl demon attacked us on our base..." Agent 2 explained
"Which we show to the government which allows us to get so much money from them." Agent 1 nodded his head.
"Fuuuuck! And I thought that asshole of StolAss have destroyed every frontages that day..." Loona says angrily.
"But apparently, he didn't..." Agent 1 smiled. "Because of that footage, we have proof that demons do exist!" He start to laugh like a crazy person but was immediately stop when Angel grab his hair and grip it tightly.
"Unfortunately, you won't be living enough to showing those to the world..." Angel says angrily as he slam his face on the table.
"Plus, we could always send a letter with your handwriting in which says that those are photo-shopped footages..." Deerie says while crossing her arms.
"So true..." FizzaRolli crossed his arms.
"And I bet the government won't to be happy to learn those footages were photo-shopped and fake." Angel lift Agent 1's face up and his nose is bleeding from having his face slam on the table. "Right." Angel got closer to Agent 1's face and his expression looked very scary serious mobster and attractive at the same time.
"So much that the D.H.O.R.K.S will no longer exist..." Bee smirked
Blitz lowers his head in shame and place his hand on his forehead. "Shit! Guys, Your Majesties, I am so sorry. This is my fault! I should've been the own look for that footage and destroy. And now all of Hell is danger because of me!"
Emily place her hand on Blitz's shoulder. "You didn't know because you guys thought these human wearing suit would have learn their lesson after the female human got possessed by Stolas and not to mess with demons."
"Yeah, but I didn't know that they had that footage and Stolas was the one who wanted to spare them because he thought that no one will believe them." Blitz informed.
"Sigh. Well Blitz, if you want to see that way, most of the fault take it StolAss, since he spare these two humans and was so careless to destroy the footages..." Lucifer says trying to reassure Blitz.
"That is true..." Ozzie nodded his head.
"I am sick and tired of that birdbrain, I want to send all demons to capture him, now!" Satan grumbled in anger.
"But we can't due to Octavia as she clearly doesn't want the demon to hurt him while trying to capture him." Loona said.
"If he will cooperate then he might not get hurt..." Leviathan says
"But still, we need to ask Octavia." Bee said.
"Yeah yeah, first we talk about these two assholes..." Lucifer says as he pint his thumbs at the two agents
"Oh yeah..." Everyone says
"So... who is gonna write the letter to the human government and lie by telling that those footages were fake?" Emily asked.
"By themselves..." Angel said as he lift Agent's 1 unbroken hand. "So the government would believe their letter if their hand writing was written by these two." Angel lift Agent 1's face with one of his finger. "Right?" He raised one of his eyebrow.
"O-Okay..." Agent 1 replied, clearly scared.
"Emily just for security, better heal his hands..." Moxxie says while crossing his arms.
"Then we need to erase their memories..." Millie pointed out.
"Can you guys really erased their memories?" Blitz asked the Sins and Lucifer along with Lilith.
"Yep..." the Sins, Lucifer and Lillith nodded
"What?!" Agent 1 and 2 shouted, looking shocked, confusion and horrified.
"Okay, first we make them do the letter and then erase their memories along with the footages..." Lucifer planned.
"Here, you will need one..." Ozzie says as he gave at Lucifer an Asmodean Crystal.
"Thank, Ozzie." Lucifer said to Ozzie.
"Since you guys are going to erase their memories and they won't remember anything, then I guess I will have to do this." Angel then grab Agent 1's face and plant a fast kiss on his lips before giving him a black eye. "That for my sweet baby Fat Nuggets." Angel gritted his teeth while using his hand to wipe his mouth.
Then Charlie gave a punch to the other eye of Agent 1: "That's for hurting Vaggie!" she says more calm but still angry.
"Fuck!" Agent 1 shouted in pain, his eyes are throbbing and now black. "To be honest, I kinda enjoy the kiss from the spider demon lady." Agent 1 looked at Angel Dust.
Then Razzle give an headbutt at Agent 1 with his horns, since he was still angry because he injured Deerie before.
"Ow!" Agent 1 screamed in pain again.
"And for the last time, I'm a guy!" Angel shouted at Agent 1.
"Razzle you didn't have to... but thank you..." Deerie says as she look away flustered, since it was a cute gesture of him give a payback at them for hurting her.
Razzle let out a small happy goat noise.
"Now, Emily heel this men's hand so we could start writing the letter and sent it to the human government." Lucifer said to Emily.
"Yes, your Majesty." Emily bowed and goes over to Agent 1.
Where she began to heal his fingers along with her eyes.
"Yikes... those are very bad injuries..." Emily flinched a bit upon seeing the condition of Agent 1 while healing him
After finished healing Agent's fingers, his eyes including his body since he got headbutt by Razzle's horns. Agent 1 sigh in relief due to the pain is now gone.
Then Angel place a piece of paper along with a pencil in front of Agent 1 and 2 on the table.
"You know what to do..." Angel says with a dangerous tone as Vaggie hold her angelic spear near Agent 1 face
"Uh...how much pain that spear is going to hurt us if we refused to write the letter?" Agent 1 asked. "Along with me touching your boob since they don't look like fluff." Agent 1 looked at the chest fluff of Angel Dust's body.
"Well, since you made me very angry, along of making my girlfriend upset and also hurting me, how about I do a kebab put of you two by shoving my spear alllll up your ass?" Vaggie says, pissed as fuck
"Along with having some bullet in your mouth if you dare to touch my fluff chest." Angel said as well, gritted his teeth as he stares at Agent 1 with a very scary deadly look.
Agent 1 starts writing.
Which everybody watches to make sure he doesn't write anything on the letter, just only write the footage of the demon was fake and photo-shop.
"Any misspelling and you two be joining me for dinner." Alastor gave his creepy smile to Agents 1 and 2.
Agent 1 and 2 gulp nervously and nodded their heads. "U-understood." Agent 1 said before continue writing the letter.
"Good, while these write the letter, I'll go talk to Miss Octavia." Alastor volunteered.
"Looks like we'll be taking turns watching over these two bozos here." Fizz indicting his thumb to the agents.
"Wanna go first,Moxxie?" Blitz asked. "You a more fitting candidate since my spelling is atrocious."
"Nah, it's alright, I already did what I did with my part..." Moxxie says while returning to his normal voice
After agent 1 finish writing the letter immediattely Deerie grab it, and, after pulling her small glasses on, she began to read it to see if there is any errors, spelling mistakes or anything twisted.
"The letter is good, no errors, spelling mistakes or anything twisted." Deerie said to everybody.
"At least you can do something good other than waste money in bullshits..." Mammon replied with a deadpan look
"We don't waste money!" Agent 1 shouted.
"Yeah you do..." Lucifer says before using the Asmodean Crystal and open a portal: "The portal is to a nearby post office: deliver it..." he says in a deadly tone
"But one of us gotta make sure he does deliver the letter to the post office and make sure he doesn't destroyed the letter." Ozzie said.
"I will go with them..." Loona says before turning on her human form
"I will go too as backup." A muscular hellhound spoke as well before turning on his human form as well.
"Okay, so Loona and Vortex will go with them, while I go inside their base and destroy the footages" Lucifer says.
"Don't forget to destroy the portal as well along with their base as well." Blitz spoke.
"And what about other peoples that works with them as well?" Collin said as he pointing to Agent 1 and 2. "Since they have lot of other humans working with them in their base about the demons."
"Didn't they die the first time me, Blitz, Moxxie, Loona and that bird asshole where there?" Mollie asked
"No, they have more peoples along with lot of priest carrying some weapons that will kill demons if they ever came to Hell someday by the portal. I saw them when me and my...friends went to the base with the humans." Collin said, rubbing his arm.
"Well then i guess I need to be more cunning... my transformation and shape-shifting abilities will be useful..." Lucifer says as twirl his cane.
"And we will help as well..." Satan said as he cracks his knuckles.
"Oh yeah..." Ozzie nodded his head with a smile on his face.
"I'm down with it." Mammon smirk and so does Bee, Leviathan, and Belphegor.
"Satan... I appreciate you enthusiasm... but... you are huge... you won't fit on the vents..." Lucifer says with a deadpan look
"Actually, he can if you make the portal from the Asmodean Crystal bigger for all size of demons including us." Ozzie said.
"Still do you can transform into animals? Aside from your full demon form?" Lillith pointed out at them.
"Oh yeah, I forget about that." Bee said. "It will make easier for Satan to fit in once he transform into an animals which we haven't seen a very long time."
"And we haven't done the transform into animals for a very long time as well." Mammon spoke.
"Still it's better that I go, because what would happen if Mammon fat ass return his huge side while sneaking inside the facility?" Lucifer asked.
This made some of the demons chuckle including Agent 1 and 2.
"Not if he drink this potion that Ozzie has been making a couple months ago." Fizz spoke after chuckling as he quickly disappeared into other room and an hour later, he came back with a medium bottle that has green liquid in it.
"Huh... didn't know that here you can make potions..." Deerie says a bit surprised.
"Why? Does Heaven haven't these things?" Charlie asked.
"Nope/No" Deerie and Emily says at the same time.
"Aww you made this for me?" Mammon actually felt touched.
"Sigh Actually it's for the Sins, but In a way... yes..." Fizz says with a deadpan look
"This potion that Ozzie has been making can make the demon, sinners, and Sins's fatness turn into a skinny body for 24 hours once you drink it. So if Mammon can drink this potion, he will become skinny once he goes into the facility with the others." Fizz explains the potion to everybody.
"Nope, I am not gonna drink it, I have a perfect body!" Bee immediattely says.
"It's for Mammon, Bee..." Ozzie said to Bee. "I made it just for Mammon since we all know he has a very big fat body, and Fizz is right about the potion that I created for demons and sinner who also have a fat body."
"Phew..." Bee sighed in relief
"Hey!" Mammon says offended
"Okay, we will not make another "Mammon is fat" joke till we finish this mission!" Satan says with an authority and angry voice.
"Fine, I'll drink it." Mammon takes the potion from Fizz and drinks it down.
Becoming much more skinnier than even before... looking nothing like the fat jester that he is
Everybody stares at Mammon with diffraction expression on their faces.
"Wow, you looked very good, Mammon." Angel Dust as he looked surprised and amazement how skinny Mammon became after drinking the potion.
"Thanks!" Mammon says with a small smile
"Anyway... let's go..." Loona says as she and Vortex grab the two agents and drag them inside the portal that go near the postal office
"Hey! Don't drag us, you're going to make our suit ripped and torn!" Agent 2 shouted at the muscular hellhound in his human form.
"She is right!" Agent 1 shouted as well.
But Loona and Vortex really didn't care as they enter inside the portal and disappear, after that, Lucifer use again the crystal and open another that was near the D.H.O.R.K.S Facility
"Be careful, Ozzie." Fizz said as he hold his lover's hand.
"Be safe, dad." Charlie looked at her father with a worried and concern expression.
"Don't worry about us..." Lucifer says as he and the Sins enter the portal and disappear out of the sight
"What a nice content for us!" Niffty says excitedly as she closes the live stream
Vee Tower
"OMG! That was fucking epic how my Angel Cakes is so badass as a mobster!" Valentino was gushing over like a fangirl about what he saw on the live stream.
"Yeah Val... we know... you have been said this for the 10th time..." Vox replied annoyed to the couch while Velvette was still reading the fanfiction-book that Emberlynn have gifted to him.
"Come on, Voxxy!" Valentino grab Vox's shoulder. "Don't tell me that you didn't get hard after hearing how very sexy and badass Angel Cakes as a mobster as well!"
"Val... we where there too and we heard everything..." Velvette says as she turns another page of her fanfiction-book, while having a huge blush on her face.
"But I'm probably sure I saw Vox got hard as well, Val." Velvette said with a small smirk on her face as she glares at Vox.
"Oh shut the fuck up Velvette before I show that book to Carmilla..." Vox replied while crossing his arms.
"Do it, and I won't show you and Val the photo of Angel kissing the Sin of Greed on the cheek!" Velvette hissed at Vox like a cat as she bring the book closer to her.
"Damn, the perrito have become a gatito!" Val says with a laugh
This made Velvette remove one of her shoes and throw it at Val's face.
And he got hit on the face hard and fall back on the floor: "I always forget that Velvette owns the zapatilla de terror..." Val says weakly before passing out.
Velvette let out an angry huff, before turning her phone on, went on social media, scrolling for a while before finding a photo and shove it in front of Vox's face.
It was a photo of Angel kissing Mammon on the cheek which Niffy and Emberlynn taken a photo of it.
"Here! A photo of Angel kissing the Sin of Greed, Vox!" She angrily spoke at Vox.
"Huh... pretty fortunate the sin..." Vox admitted
"Wow, what kind of guy are you?" Velvette looked at Vox with a deadpan expression. "I was hoping to hear some yelling and jealously from you Vox, since you also have a small crush on Angel, but wow..." Velvette shook her head in disappointment.
Then Velvette gets an idea: "I also heard about something, remember Alastor? He also got one of the fanfiction-book of that cat-girl..." she says with a smirk
"What!?" Vox shouted.
"Yeah... and I heard she shipped him with Rosie instead of you..." Velvette says while adding salt to the wounds with a grin
Vox clenched his fists in anger and let out an angry yell.
"How I love the drama..." Velvette says with a smirk as she returning reading her book while drooling like a dog, ignoring the outburst of Vox and the unconscious Valentino on the floor
"THAT SON OF A BITCH!" Vox screamed and so many electricity came out of his body, causing a blackout in the Vee Tower and the rest of the Pride Ring including the hotel.
"FUCK YOU, VOX!" everyone (including Velvette and Valentino) in the Pride Ring shouted at the same time after that.
Agent 1 is going to get a lot of hate for hurting Fat Nuggets like that. Will Agents 1 and 2 mail that letter as they promised. Will Loona and Vortex make sure they do? Will all the 7 Sins succeed in destroying that portal and demolishing DHORKS and wipe all the other agents minds? Will Lucifer erase Agents 1 and 2's minds? Will Lucifer be lenient on Blitz and IMP since Blitz admitted that he was responsible for being careless? Will Octavia give Lucifer permission for severely punish Stolas since he didn't destroy that video footage and didn't erase Agents 1 and 2's memories? Will Deerie get those files on Cletus, Keenie, and Collin? Will Collin side with Hazbin and IMP? Will Cletus and Keenie adjust to their new lives as imps and the butler and maid to Emberlynn? Will she able to convince them to join her on her and her fiances' activities? Will Fat Nugget's boo boo go away? Will the power be back on in the Pride Ring? Find out next time in Forgetting About Stolas Ars Goetia. I want to thank Misak983 and Roario_04 for helping me write this story. And to any fan artists out there, if you want, you can draw Cletus and Keenie in their imp forms and their butler and maid uniforms.