Chapter 3: A dinner disaster

Later dressed fancy thanks to Stolas allowing to borrow some fitted cloths, Blitzo sat uncomfortably at the table with Stolas now wearing his normal royal attire as they were eating escargot baked in a tart crust as Blitzo looked at the fancy food in disgust and unsureness as he saw Pidmon glaring at him as he quickly took a bite but made a face as Stolas was worried for his husband 'poor blitzo' he thought knowing he wantsnt used to eating such fancy food due to years of eating off the land as he took a sip from his water glass but accidently let out a loud belch as he blushed "Pardon me" he said as his parents stared as Assago tried to hold back a laugh but it was hard "Better out then in I say, right Stolas?" He asked as Stolas and Assago started to laugh along with Blitzo "Oh Hermano I am liking your husband he is spunky" he said as Pidemon glared as the Mexican got subdued "Sorry sir" he said as the group sat in silence until there was loud crashing noise was heard from the kitchen "Hay dont need to be rude I was invited" said Moxxie voice as he ran out of the kitchen "Sees like they never saw a imp before "Man Stolas your family has a large castle, it took me this long to get here" said Moxxie as Pidemon glared

"*Points at the door* out!" He shouted "No Father he is my freind, he helped Blitzo rescue me" said Stolas calming his father as Moxxie sat at the table with the others as the waiters took away the plates and put a bowl of fragrant water in front of them as Blitzo sighed "Oh thanks Satan something normal" he said as he took a spoon and started sipping the soup as he stuck his tongue out "Hummm, unique taste" he said "Blitzo" said Stolas making a stop motion to his husband "Oh right sorry, nice Dinner , the soup is very nice" he said "No hunny" whispered Stolas showing him to dip his hands in the water revealing it was to wash his hands "Oh" said Blitzo in realization as he did what they did "Sorry about that" he said

"So Stolas" why not tell us where you live now?" Asked Octavia "Oh Blitzo owns his own Apartment buildings, he rents them out to those who need a home" said Stolas "Yup its pretty and very well made…" said Blitzo "Yeah it was once abandoned but we fixed it up and now its a paradise" said Moxxie as the waiters placed the real soup in front of him. "Wow a imp taking one mans trash and make it in a treasure, how original" Pidemon said sarcastically "Well it sounds like a lovely place to raise your children" said Octavia happily "It is I saw it myself" said Assago as that caused both Blitzo and Pidemon to do a spit take in shock as Blitzo coughed as Stolas gasped blushed "Assago!" He said "Its a little early to be thinking about that! We only got married a month ago" said Blitzo

"One of the good things about you being males, we dont need cross breeding to enter the Goitia family line" muttered Pidemon "Pidemon/Tio Pidemon!" Octavia and Assago snapped in unison glaring at him as that made Blitzo mad at that shot "What's that supposed to mean?" He demanded "Blitzo calm down its fine" said Stolas trying to defuse the situation "For his type yes" said Pidemon which pissed Blitzo off "Excuse me!" Yelled Blitzo as Moxxie seeing how awkward it was decided to step out "Uh…I got to go to the bathroom" he said trying to leave but a Chef walked out "Dinner is served" he said as the servents brought out plates and plates of food as Moxxie drooled "mmmm never mine I can hold it" he said as he sat down as a lobster was put in front of Pidemon as a Turkey was put in front of Blitzo "Bone appetite" the chef said as he left as the tension was builed up you can cut it with a knife…"Soooo the food is nice thank you" said Moxxie trying to be polite as Assago filled his plate up "well dig in" he said though he feels like it will be a big fight that will happen.

Moxxie tried to reach for some lobster but Pidemon pulled it away "I expect any grandchildren from you will be…" started Pidemon "Adopted yes because last time I check I am not intersexed and cant bear young as you expected" said Blitzo glaring "Aww that means you will adopt cute little hellhound pups, loan shark pups and more I bet" said Assago as Pidemon humphed "Good for you as long as you dont eat your young as imps do" said Pidemon slicing through the lobster he took from Moxxie as he tried to bite as he made a sad face ruining the happy moment as that made Blitzo mad "No I rather have the ones who have been abandoned by their parents in a tower!" Blitzo snapped cutting a turkey and putting the pieces of plates for the rest of the table "Blitzo stop" said Stolas angery at what is going on "I only did that because I love him!" As the two got on the table as they were ready to get into a fight "Oh yeah just locking your son up in a tower just screams good parenting!" Snapped Blitzo "What do you know! Your not his Fahter!" Said Pidemon as Stolas sighed watching the two violently eat or cut into the food as the others watched worridly "I have a bad feeling Primo that its gonna become a full on brawl" said Assago worried "You know it, trust me before I left my pops dinners at times act like this" said Moxxie its experience as Octavia exasparated sighed "Cant we have one dinner that doesn't do that?" She said with a groan as Blitzo and Pidemon stood up glaring at each other as they both grabbed the pig in the middle and yanked at it until it was sent flying into the air.

"Pidemon!" Snapped Octavia

"Blitzo!" Stolas snapped firmly

"Stolas!" Blitzo and Pidemon shouted back

"Tio Pidemon! This has gone to far!" Said Assago before ranting something in Spanish

"Do not take that tone with me young man!" Snapped Pidemon

"Pidemon!" Snapped Octavia firmly

"Moxxie!" Yelled Moxxie thinking it was a game…just as the pig fell back on the table as Stolas got up from the table looking angery as he stormed out of the room in a huff "Honestly Tio Pidemon!" He said taking his plate as he walked out as Blitzo and the others were just confused on what to do as Octavia sighed "I'll show you to your rooms, I dont think Stolas would like you in his room for a while until he calmed down" said Octavias as the group followed the female out leaving a angery Pidemon alone at the table…but once alone he frowned worried.

"What a pain I just hope he wont get pissed" he muttered

Authors note: well that is what meaning the family at times can get and well Pidemon isnt homophobic…he just wished his son married a human male of a higher class

Next chapter Stolas meets his fairy godfather Andrephelus and gets in a fight with Blitzo