Chapter 4: Andrephelus the fairy godfather
Afte that disaster of a dinner party Stolas ran into his room as he slammed the door shut as he sighed and looked around the room as everything looked the same to him except for his bigger bed as he walked to the balcony as he looked out onto the kingdom as Tears formed, this wasnt supposed to happen as he just wanted to show his new husband to get his fathers blessing but after what happened…he coughed and started to cry as a tear fell and hit the railing as he sobbed not noticing a ray of light and a blow of a breeze as he looked upwards as he saw the male from the poster Blitzo saw gently float down, as delicate heeled boots stepped on the air as wind blew as his outfit fluttered in a invisible cold breeze
Andrephelus: fallen tears have called me so here comes my special remedy
I know what every prince and princess needs to live there lives happily
He said gently landing on the railing as Stolas stepped back as ice seems to form as Andrephelus gasped seeing Stolas "Oh its just you amazing Stolas you had grown up and grown so handsome" said Andrephelus stepping off as Stolas was confused "Um…who are you?" He asked the pail blue haired male with piercing blue eyes and a aura of a marque and prince or just something…dangerous "Oh your poor dear, I am your fairy godfather Andrephelus" bows as Stolas was just stunned "I have a…" he started but Andrephelus put a finger to his lips stopping him from speaking "Dont worry I am here to make it all better little one *gently takes Stolas hand as he twirled him around* with just a…"
Andrephelus: wave of my magic wand *Pulls out a thin stick made of ice crystal of sapphire and glass*
Your troubles will soon be gone *Stolas was twirled around into his room much to his surprise as Andrephelus followed*
With a flick of my wrist and in a flash
You'll gain a princess with a ton of cash *with a swipe of his wand cash was raining down as Stolas was confused as it flew into his hands*
A high priced suit jacket made by little snow mice no less
A pair of crystal boots so no more stress
As he sung that Stolas closet was filled with little snow mice that made him a lovely suit of pale whites and dark stary blues and a pair of crystal shoes appeared on his feet "Oh" he said in surprise at the gifts
Your worries will vanish your soul will cleanse
Confide in your very own furniture freinds
He then used magic on Stolas furniture to turn them into sentient living furniture (Mints hints style) "Oh good satan" he said in surprise
We'll help you start a new fashion trend
Soon with a finger snap the room turned a dark blue as snow blue lights strobe around as a chair carried off stolas with a yelp
Furniture: I'll make you fancy I'll make you grab
The kind of guy that princess will date
The chair popped him up in front of a mirror and showed pictures of diffrent princesses "Oh that is too kind of you but…" started Stolas but he was interrupted.
Andrephelus: they'll write your name on the bathroom wall
Mirror: for a happy ever after give Stolas a call
Andrephelus then turned Stolas as a stretch carriage appeared with a lovely girl in the back to take Stolas for a death
Andrephelus: A sporty new carriage to ride all over the land, sexy women my chauffeur Mandy!
Poor Stolas was getting Dizzy from all the magic used around as he fanned himself "Good gracious I never met a human who can use such magic" he said as Andrephelus then used his magic to fuss and clean him up
I'll vanish your blemishes
Tooth decay
Cellulite thighs will fade a way
And oh, what the hey!
Have a bichon frisee!
He sang as he gave Stolas a little Rockruff pup as Stolas got annoyed at how fussy Andrephelus was doing on him "Will you cut that out!" He yelled but the snow man wasnt listening
Nip and tuck, here and there
To land the princess with the perfect hair
Lipstick, liners, shadow, blush!
To get that princess with a sexy tush! *That made Mandy blow kissy faces and show her perfect butt to Stolas as he made a face*
Lucky day! A buffet! *Summons a buffet of items and food around them*
Wanna get pissed? Take a roll in the hay!
You can swoon on the moon
With the princess
To this tune!
"Will you stop that please! *whacks the items away* this is to much and also" started Stolas as Andrephelus began to dance and fly around looking like he was skating.
Don't be drab, you'll be fab!
Your princess will have rock hard abs!
Cheese soufflé!
Have a nice day!
Have some chicken fricassee!
That made Stolas mad and frustrated that this man was just darting around in his room
Nip and tuck, here and there
To land the princess with the perfect hair
Lipstick, liners
"ENOUGH!" Yelled Stolas as the magic went away as his cloths returned to normal "Andrephelus look, thank you you are really polite to do this but I dont need all of this" he said as the furniture gasped "Hay hay now its ok I didnt mean it that way, just not so forcefully" said Stolas apologizing to the furniture who accepted that apology as a knock was heard as Blitzo opened the door "Um Stolas?" He asked as Andrephelus gasped "What is all of this? What is going on?" He asked as Moxxie joined and saw the Rockruff "Awww a rock ruff *Picks it up* all I got was shampoo" he winned "Well, Andrephelus, Furniture, I would like for you to meet my husband Blitzo" he said politely.
"Your husband…when did this happen?" Asked Andrephelus concerned…and something else "Blitzo and Moxxie are the ones who rescued me" said Stolas as Andrephelus tried to keep composed "But this…cant be right" he said as that tone Blitzo frowned "Well Gees! Another Debbie downer! Honestly! If its not Pidemon then some just flamboyant gay or a fake elsa" he said as he walked off to get the suitcases as Stolas rolled his eyes "He's just trying to help" said Stolas as the imp dragged the suitcases "Why are you always defending people who are bad mouthing me!" Snapped Blitzo "Now get your coat were leaving" said Blitzo "Says who?" Asked Stolas annoyed at how his husband was making it into a problem. "Says me, all I've been since I was brought here was bad mouthed and you didnt even say anything because they are your parents!" Hissed Blitzo annoyed at how passive Stolas was being "Blitz that's not…*Turns and bow* I'm sorry Andrephelus" said Stolas as the pale male smiled.
"Its fine its fine, though if you ever need me happyness is one tear drop away" he said as he waved his wand as a card appeared as Blitzo grabbed it "Thanks but we got enough happiness! Thank you!" Blitzo snapped as Andrephelus had a small tick mark but was composed "Oh I see, have a good night" he said as he flew off into is carriage "FLY MANDY" he said his voice oddly diffrent (AN: think his voice sounding like buster from care bears he switches when royally mad) as Mandy snapped her whip as she flew off.
Stolas sighed as he looked at Blitzo "Look Blitzo I am sorry if you felt like I wasnt defending you but its not like you were trying to be nice to my dad!" Said Stolas pissed at his behavior "Have you met your dad? He is crankier then me! And that is saying something!" Snapped Blitzo "I dont think I am getting anyones blessings just for my class" said Blitzo as that made Stolas mad "Then how about asking me what I want?" Stolas asked "Fine would you like me to pack your things?" Blitzo asked as he tapped a hoofed foot on the ground annoyed "You…your unlivable! Your acting like a…like a" started Stolas "Say it you know you want to" mocked Blitzo "LIKE A BRAT!" Said Stolas as the rock ruff barked at him "And you know what! As far as imps go you might be the worst when it comes to attitude!" Said Stolas "Well you know what your getting into when you married me!" Snapped Blitzo as he got annoyed at the rock ruff as he roared as it winned and hid "And your asking me for too much damm it all!" He snapped "You want me to change who I am just to please everyone! Let that sink into your head!" Said Blitzo as he stormed out "I changed for you! Why cant you do this simple thing for me!" Yelled Stolas referring how he gave up being human to be with Blitzo "Because I a, not a family pleaser! Blitzo snapped before storming off to his room as Moxxie and a easdroping Assago hearing this looked between them "May we give some advice" said Moxxie "NO!" Said Stolas slamming the door "And we tried" said Assago "Maybe we should give them space" said Moxxie as they walked off as Stolas sobbed as he sat down just upset at what had happened as Blitzo having good hearing heard his sobs as he frowned guilt at what he said…wishing he could be the one to change for Stolas.
Authors note: well that is what married life is…drama at times
Next chapter Pidemon reveals he knows Andrephelus and had made a deal with him to marry Chaz or else…