A Maelstrom's Venture
Chapter 20
Showdown at Cremation Creek Part I
TheCocoon
Right now the henchmen were coming down from their drunken escapade, since it had been a month since the Monarch had proposed to his girlfriend, Sheila, aka Dr Girlfriend(and a bunch of other akas), who he was seeing behind Phantom Limb's back, where it wasn't long before the henchmen began waking up with the worst hangovers ever.
Though the shocking twist was that the henchmen had actually managed to capture the Venture team, somehow.
Unfortunately, "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS!" The Monarch hadn't taken it well, seeing as he did promise his fiancee that he'd stop going after Dr. Venture, even made a pinky promise, which Naruto heard the man state, surprising Naruto that the annoying villain could even keep such a promise.
Where he began to rant at the henchmen for being stupid, though he then questions how in the last 10 years of their failure that they actually managed to catch the Venture family, where they explained their drunken escapade to the man, where they managed to catch Brock off guard, along with holding the Venture family hostage in order to get Naruto to surrender.
Only for Sheila to walk in and see the sight of her friend, Naruto, and his family locked up, though as she was about to walk away, since it looked like Monarch had went back on his word, the guy began scrambling for an excuse about why the Venture Family was there to begin with, with the man explaining that Rusty was gonna be his best man, surprising the Venture Family, while also explaining that the boys "wanted" to get locked up in the cells, with them possibly not having as much brain cells as they should, with Naruto hearing this thought to himself, "With how many times the boys have been cloned, it's not really surprising that they're a bit "slow" on certain things." So he'll give The Monarch that much.
"Also, let Naruto out, since I need his advice for somethings." She states to her soon-to-be husband, which he reluctantly did, after she left and he starts explaining everything to the Venture Family, allowing Naruto to go see Sheila, since he knows after stalking the Ventures that Naruto never "steals" other peoples women, he may fool around with them but he never steals them.
Naruto quickly catches up to Sheila, "So is what he said true about you guys being invited to the wedding as his best man and everything." Since she wanted to both get ready and hear the truth from Naruto as well, since she trusts him, considering that they're both coffee-drinking buddies.
"Actually, it was all the henchmen's fault, they got plastered and "bumped" into my dad at a tattoo parlor, since he wanted to get a tattoo on his arm of Icarus from the Led Zeppelin album, but as you saw, the henchmen jumped him before he could get the wings, which pretty much gave them the chance to knock him out and tie him up, then they drunkenly showed up at the Compound and managed to catch the doc and boys, while I was busy dealing with some of the idiots by freezing them with my axe." Naruto simply explained to her, while one of the henchmen sneezes after being freed from his icy prison.
She then looks ahead in slight anger, "So in other words, The Monarch had nothing to do with the capture and it was all the idiot henchmen's fault for getting too drunk out of their skulls." She states, getting an idea of what had happened.
With Naruto nodding, "Yep, oh, hang on a second!" Naruto then holds his hand out, causing them to pause for a minute or two.
"(CRASSSSHHH!)" "Sorry." "(BANG!)" "I'm so sorry." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!" "I can't help it, so again I'm sorry." All the while noises could be heard as something was heading their way, with Naruto apologising for destruction that was happening, suddenly his axe landed in his hand, after crashing through a hole it made to get to him.
"(Sigh!) You know what, it's fine, alright, the henchmen went after you and the Ventures, so their punishment will be to fix up everything that your axe had destroyed." Sheila states, letting him off with the damage that he'd caused when his axe was getting to him, since the henchmen had more than likely made Naruto drop his axe at the Venture Compound in order to surrender.
Though when they got to Sheila's room, Naruto had decided to go back to the Ventures, having missed Rusty sneaking into the room to talk with the woman, though when the Monarch had offered them some change of clothes, Naruto quickly passed up on it, asking to have a quick look at the guest list, though when he sees someone familiar, "Okay, let me just give them a call to drop off my tux and whatever." With Naruto making a quick call on his phone.
"Hey make sure to get me a tux as well!" With Brock quickly asking for himself as well, though The Monarch had questioned how Naruto had managed to smuggle a phone into his holding cell, he chalked it up to the henchmen forgetting about such a thing during their drunkness.
Where it wasn't long before the wedding was in full swing, with Vespertina dropping off Naruto's and Brock's tux for them, surprising them that Naruto knew a villainess, "What, did you think I only slept with Heroines, I have my fun with Villainesses as well, though I make sure that I AM the one in charge, with none of them going for my ass." Naruto states while putting his arm around Vespertina, causing her to giggle at his admittance to sleeping with villainesses, while the two left to make sure that Naruto's tux was "properly" in place.
"EPP! Naruto~! (giggle!)" Only for Naruto to slide his hand on the woman's ass and gave it a squeeze, making her jump in surprise and moan at his forcefulness, while also giving his chest a little slap.
Where Brock had took notice of what his son had done, but had a proud smile on his face that Naruto was having "fun" like he did, though Brock soon realised something, "Wait, GODDAMNIT! I don't have a date for this wedding!" Making the man palm his face at such a poor foresight, but quickly went to change into his own tux, while planning to figure out who he'll find as his "plus-one" for the wedding.
Wedding
It wasn't long before everyone was seated, with Vespertina sitting next to Naruto, though there was a "glow" about her that Sheila noticed as she was being walked down the aisle by David Bowie, since he owed Sheila a favour, but the man was still happy to give the woman away to the Monarch.
While the mysterious, Dr. Henry Killinger was acting as the reverend, for whatever reason.
Only for a swarm of black helicopters to start attacking, "Monarch, this is the Phantom Limb, you are surrounded, you have five minutes to turnover my girlfriend or else I'll destroy your ridiculous cocoon, and all who are inside." The Phantom Limb states on a monitor he hacked.
Hearing this, everyone at the wedding reception had no idea what to do at this moment.
"(Sigh!) Looks like our own "Honey-moan" will have to wait until after we've dealt with this dick Vespe-girl." Naruto groans out, figuring that a fight was gonna happen soon, so he stood up while calling his axe over to him, since he placed it near a wall, seeing as no-one could lift it but himself.
Vespertina has a cute pout on her face at the wedding interruption, where she stood up also, planning to fight alongside her wedding date since she'd at least wanted to "celebrate" both The Monarch and Sheila's wedding with Naruto, in their "own" way, but now, the jealous ex-boyfriend was interrupting the whole thing, "Yeah, after this is over I'm so~ gonna shove his own invisible hand up his own ass for this." She states, making Naruto look at her in puzzlement, but can understand since it would seem that their "time" afterwards was ruined as well.
The End.
There you have it, Naruto being apart of The Monarch's wedding, while telling the truth about what really happened, but had pretty much saved the guy's ass from Sheila's wrath, along with Naruto getting a "plus-one" from Vespertina, since I figured Naruto would "get around" with some of the villainesses as well, but it'll mostly be a "casual" get together from time to time, meaning nothing serious, but only some harmless fun, with Naruto putting them in their "place" during it. lol
Also, I know you all thought that Triana would be Naruto's plus-one, or Kim, but I doubt her father would be too happy about her being in a place full of villains, so I went with a hardly seen character that Naruto sometimes has fun with.
As for Brock's plus-one, he'll be too busy working the guest seating list to find someone. lol
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