Just a trial run over here!
Disclaimer, I do not own Naruto or To Love-Ru!
Teacher and Naruto, two words the blonde-haired young man never expected to fit so well, considering how terrible a student he had been.
Uzumaki Naruto sighed as he rode the last train of the day, surrounded by exhausted office workers, some asleep in their seats, others just closing their eyes.
"This is torture... she always shoved her work to me... it must be on purpose... right? Asking me to deliver a document to a neighboring town..." The young man grumbled as he loosened his orange tie and unbuttoned his collar. "She's lucky I'm still being patient... or I'd have pranked her 3 months ago... and that pervert principal too... I still can't believe he got away leering at his students and reading porn in public..."
He was too caught up in his complaints to notice a girl in a school uniform sitting beside him.
"Uzumaki-sensei?"
"Hm?" He turned lazily, eyes meeting hers. "Oh, Kotegawa..." He barely registered her name before facing the window again. Then it clicked.
His eyes widened, and he straightened up.
"Uh, sorry, I didn't recognize you for a second. What's up?" The teacher asked before he blinked, looked at the night sky and the girl and faked a tear. "To think I'd finally see one of my most diligent students staying out so late... I'm so proud of you."
Kotegawa Yui, one of his students at Sainan High. In the three months he had known her since the school started, the girl was a no-nonsense student, uphold strong morals and had deep dislike for indecent and perverted behavior.
"W-What are you saying?! I was just with my brother, but he left me right after dropping me at the station!" She blushed at his words. She knew he was only a few years older, but she hadn't expected him to be so casual.
Yui cleared her throat, trying to calm herself before shooting him a scowl. "And what about you, sensei? I know teachers don't clock out this late." She sighed with a shake of her head. "You should act more like your age, sen–"
"I'm halfway to 18... you can't force me to act my age if I already am, Kotegawa..." The blonde smirked at the once again blushing girl. "As for why I'm out this late, you can ask our school doctor." He rolled his eyes.
"I-I see... Then at least act like your profession! You're a teacher, aren't you?!" She kept her voice low, trying not to attract attention.
"Eeeeeeh... dun wanna... I'm off the clock." He slouched. No way he'd stay in 'teacher mode' after hours. "I'm still a teenager too, you know... I have the right to enjoy my youth..."
Yui sweatdropped.
She couldn't argue. Among all the teachers at Sainan High, despite being the youngest, Naruto was one of the few who actually acted professionally during work hours. The others... had their own quirks. Especially their principal.
Of course, Naruto, too, had some quirks, like his natural blond hair and whisker-like birthmarks, but those weren't things he could help and she couldn't just demand him to dye his hair and remove his birthmarks.
Yui sighed lightly before giving him a small smile.
"Fine."
"Nice! Oh, this is my stop." He stood when the train slowed. "See you tomorrow, Kotegawa." His expression then turned serious, like at school. Yui blushed slightly at it. It was a secret, but the girl had a crush on the young teacher, therefore meeting him alone at this time was kind of a reward for her after a long day. "And try to be more open-minded about other students. You can't force them to follow your morals."
With that, he stepped off the train, leaving Yui alone with her thoughts.
It didn't take Naruto long to navigate home, a two-story house in a quiet residential district.
The second he got in, he tossed his bag onto the couch and stripped out of his suit, tie, shoes, socks, pants, and shirt, leaving only his underpants.
A poof of smoke filled the room.
His perfect clone, dressed identically, immediately ran to the bathroom to prepare his bath. The original, meanwhile, collapsed onto the floor.
"I'm sooooo tired..." he whined. "Damn you, Sasuke... Damn you to hell for stabbing me in the back..." He was certain that if he ever saw the Uchiha again, he'd punch his teeth out.
Naruto didn't let him get away unscathed though, he'd thrown a shuriken straight into his eyes, destroying it as a petty act of revenge.
Sue him, but the Uchiha deserved it.
He'd even managed to laugh at the enraged Uchiha and flip him off one final time before the portal closed.
So, in the end, he counted that as his win.
Six months had gone by since then and he used his first three months to do what he needed to do in this new world, preparation and a LOT of thinking.
When he landed in a place called Sainan, he had nothing. No knowledge, no resources. But after abusing his Shadow Clones, he'd managed to get by.
He had someone forge an ID, a passport, everything he needed to live in Japan.
Where did he get the money?
Easy.
Ripping people off in gambling.
Lady Luck loved him after all.
All he needed was a thousand yen. He multiplied that almost a hundredfold before sending clones worldwide to make more, especially in Las Vegas, where he eventually got banned for life.
Honestly, it was fun seeing his face on the biggest jumbotron in Vegas, plastered with the word "BANNED" across it.
Not that it stopped him from using Henge.
By the time he was done, he had hoarded nearly $150 billion in winnings across all his clones.
Call it petty if you want, but he had every right to enjoy Las Vegas too.
Pretty sure he almost crippled Nevada's economy before converting all his dollars into yen... Actually, he did cause a temporary shock to the U.S. currency, but only for a short while. Still, not bad for a nobody managing to shake things up on his own.
With money secured, he bought a house, a modern Japanese home with two floors and a small garden.
Then came the job hunt. Just because he's wealthy, didn't mean he want to just laze around.
His fake documents listed him as a teacher, a job he hated because it meant going back to school. Not as a student, but still.
"Why did it have to be a teacher... I specifically told the old man that I don't want to be anything related to school..."
He ended up as a P.E. and History teacher.
Hilarious. A guy from another world, teaching this world's history.
P.E. was easy, he just had students do a toned-down version of his training regimen.
History meanwhile, he had to abuse his clones again to read as many books as he could.
Naruto's eyes snapped open. His clone's memories returned.
The bath was ready.
Without hesitation, he jumped to his feet and headed straight for the bathroom.
"This is the life..." Naruto murmured as he sunk deeper into the warm water until half his head was submerged. "No missions, no war..."
Of course, that wasn't entirely true. Even after months in this new world, he never really stopped training. He kept his body in top shape, practiced sealing techniques even if it's only simple ones, and mastered all the chakra releases he'd gained from the Sage of Six Paths.
After all, the last thing he wanted was to get caught off guard if, hypothetically speaking, some alien suddenly showed up demanding he fight them for the right to marry their daughter.
"...Nah, that's ridiculous..." Still, his eyes flicked open when he noticed the water getting hotter. Strange. Not that it bothered him but it was a bit of a surprise since he didn't pass any gas.
Bubbles started rising.
"What the—?"
Then, a glow.
Then—
SPLASH!
"Escape success!"
Boobs.
Big ones.
Right in front of him.
Naruto blinked.
There, floating above the water, was a pair of large, perfectly shaped breasts.
"Whoooppss–" The girl slipped.
Accidents happened.
Next thing he knew, his hands were cupping those soft, supple mounds, his fingers sinking into the flesh.
They were on par with his Naruko form. Maybe even better.
And their owner? Also beautiful.
Naturally pink hair that almost matched the shade of her nipples, emerald-green eyes that sparkled with energy.
Their gazes locked.
Naruto offered her a sheepish smile.
"Well...hello?" He gave a light squeeze before slowly, reluctantly, removing his hands.
"Hello!" she chirped back, completely unfazed or didn't notice the act.
His eyes flickered downward, following the long strands of her hair as they trailed past her waist, stopping right above her perfectly shaped behind and despite his love for boobs, Uzumaki Naruto had always been an ass and leg man.
That's why his crush lasted so long for Haruno Sakura.
He glanced at the sight with appreciation... more than appreciation.
And the result?
Nope. He wasn't standing up anytime soon.
Naruto forced himself to focus and cleared his throat. "So, uh... welcome to my bathtub, I guess? Name's Uzumaki Naruto."
The pink-haired girl straightened up and stretched her body, completely unbothered, giving him a perfect, too perfect, view of her body.
"Hello, Naruto! I'm Lala Satalin Deviluke! Sorry for dropping in like this! My teleporter is totally random!" The young man perked up at this but what she said next disappointed him. "So I don't really have control over where it sends me, but hey, at least it worked! I was in a bit of a pinch before teleporting here!" Lala introduced herself as she plopped down in the tub across from him, her hair floating as she sank deeper into the water.
Naruto nodded, accepting her explanation. He wasn't exactly a normal human from this world either, so who was he to judge?
"Well, nice to meet you then." He flashed a grin and extended his hand.
"Same to you!" Lala grabbed his hand with both of hers and shook it excitedly.
His eyebrows rose slightly. She had some strength in her grip. If he had to guess, she was about as strong as a freshly graduated genin back in his world.
He was about to open his mouth, asking what happened when the doorbell stopped him.
"Wait here..." Naruto got out of the tub very quickly, grabbed his towel and wrapped it around his waist as he got out of the bathroom, leaving the confused Lala alone before she decided to follow him.
"Okay, Mikan, calm down," A brown haired girl muttered to herself, taking a deep breath before exhaling slowly.
"It's just the usual. Bring him ramen, step inside, chat for a bit, then head home. Nothing to be nervous about... everything will be fiiii—"
Her words died in her throat as the front door swung open, revealing a half-naked Naruto with nothing but a towel around his waist.
Her jaw nearly hit the floor. His blue eyes peeked out from beneath damp golden strands, and his usual easygoing smile was still there, except now, to her, it looked... different, it looked more... seductive.
"Oh, Mikan, I'm sorry for troubling you again..."
She barely processed his words.
The twelve-year-old's heart pounded wildly in her chest as her gaze traced the droplets of water trailing down his toned muscles. As if that wasn't enough, the moonlight hit just right, highlighting every ridge and curve.
Mikan had seen her brother, Yuuki Rito, naked plenty of times, they'd even bathed together up until two years ago, but compared to the man in front of her? There was no comparison.
Then, her eyes drifted lower.
The towel.
She swallowed hard.
The girl could see something pressing against the fabric.
'Big!' was her sole thought. She had caught her brother masturbating and teased him a lot but his brother's size paled compared to the blonde's.
Her gaze trailed back up, landing on his sculpted abs. Her fingers holding the pot twitched at the handles. The urge to reach out, to run her tongue over them, hit her so hard she almost staggered.
And then, mercifully, or maybe not, an unfamiliar voice snapped her out of it.
"Naruto? Do you have a guest?"
Both Mikan and Naruto turned just in time to see Lala, still completely nude, stepping out from behind him.
Mikan's brain short-circuited.
Her twelve-year-old self was definitely not prepared for this.
Hope you liked it!
Canon divergence, this will be a lot different even though Lala still comes into the bathtub.