Husband...from the future?

My head was spinning and the words he spoke was not computing in my brain. The future?! How could he be from the future?! Or even my husband?! I don't even know this guy!

I was baffled and my face did not try to hide my emotions.

"You're an idiot..." he mumbled as he walked over to me.

I quickly snapped out of my confusion when he used my trigger word: 'idiot.'

"Idiot?! I'm not an idiot! If I were an idiot then I would believe all that trash coming out of your mouth! Time travel, husband from the future, we're married, blah blah blab, those are all stupid things said to try and trick innocent girls into sleeping with you!"

"What?"

"You think you can get any girl with your talk of being a time traveler and their husband from the future, but you ain't gonna get me! Sure you're the type of guy that shows up in every girl's wet dreams, but you're not fooling me cuz I only have eyes for Kakashi-senpai!" I quickly sprayed his eyes with my pepper spray and bolted out of the classroom.

Are these the new pickup lines perverts are using now a days?!

I dashed through the empty hallways and ran for the exit to the school. While running, I lost my grip on the pepper spray and it fell to the floor. Damn it! Now I'm gonna need to buy a new one.

I cut my loses and continued to run. Adrenaline rushed through my body and I reached speeds that I believed only ninjas could obtain. There's no way he'll catch up! But just to be safe-

I took a chance to look behind me, just to make sure he was no where near me; however, the pervert was running after me at full speed.

Is he super human?! How'd he recover so quick?!

I was almost to the door when the stranger grabbed ahold of my hand, causing me to stop.

"Let go!" I yelled as I tried to escape.

"Naruko, stop yelling."

"No--somebody, help!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.

The man quickly covered my mouth with his hand. He held me in the form of an embrace from behind and took the chance to whsiper in my ear as I panted from exhaustion and fear.

"Naruko, please stop yelling...I'll explain everything, so just stop yelling for right now."

His voice worked like a spell and it had me dominated in an instant. I'll just pretend to do what he wants so I can run away and call the cops.

I stopped my yelling and he released me from his hold. I took the chance to distance myself from him, not wanting to test my luck with this pervert. "I stopped yelling so speak!"

He looked around the empty halls as if he were searching for something. He then looked back at me and spoke: "What day is it today?"

"Huh? All this just so you can ask what day it is?"

He glared at me and repeated his question, "What day is it today?"

"Geez okay okay...It's Friday, October 20th. Why'd you wanna know?"

His eyes widened for a moment, but he quickly returned to a calmed composer. "Is there a basketball game happening today at this school?"

How does he know that...? Did he like, stalk the school? Whatta creep...

"Yeah. That's where I would've been if Kiba hadn't gotten me in trouble!" I yelled angrily at the reminder.

He then suddenly began to walk up to me.

"Wh-what-?"

He took my hand and forced me to follow him. "We can't talk here."

"Huh?! So you're kidnapping me?!" I yelled while trying to resist him.

"If you behave I'll take you to Ichiraku's."

The mention of my favorite ramen shop made me turn into an obedient little girl. "Okay!"

He sighed as he pushed the door open. "You're really still the same, Naruko."

We sat at on the barstools of the small ramen shop known as Ichiraku's. I slurpped up bowl after bowl with my kidnapper at my side.

This loser actually took me to Ichiraku's. Jokes on him because as soon as I'm done, I'm dashing and he's gonna pay for everything while I call the police.

"Hey old man, bring me another bowl!"

The raven haired man glared at me and then at the old man. "Don't you dare bring her another bowl."

The old man began to sweat nervously as he put the bowl back down on the counter top.

"Hey, what's the big idea?!" I complained.

"We came here to talk, not eat."

"I never agreed to that."

He began to rub his temples again, annoyed by my snarky remarks.

"Naruko, please listen to me."

I crossed my arms and directed my attention towards him. Okay, I'll listen to him and then use his words against him in court.

"As I said before, my name is Sasuke Uchiha and I am your husband from the future. I've come back to the past to stop you from falling in love with me."

"Huh?" It didn't make sense to me. Why would someone go through so much trouble just to stop me from liking them, if this senerio was even true.

"I knew you wouldn't believe me, so I brought some proof just in case my words didn't make it through your thick skull."

I felt a vein pop in annoyance. For someone who claims to be my husband, he sure likes to disrepect me!

The man dug into his bag and pulled out the very hair ties I wore in my hair in that moment. My eyes widened in disbelif as I saw another copy of mother's hair ties in that man's hands.

"H-how did you...?"

"Even 10 years from now you refuse to use any other hair ties...these were your mother's before she passed away from childbirth."

My hands shook as they went to grab the hair ties. He even knows how my mom died...maybe-

I shook my head and placed the hair ties back in his hand. "Okay, so you have a replica of my mom's hair ties and you even know how she died. Big woop. You could have easily gotten that information from the school's records."

He clicked his tongue and dug back into his bag to take out another item. "Your father died in the country's war before you were born. Before he left your pregnant mother, he left her with his wedding ring, promising to come back after the war. When your mother died, she left you both weddings rings and a blanket she knitted for you."

He then took out the baby blanket I stored in the closet of my room. Oh my gosh...maybe he is telling the truth...

He then showed me his left hand to reveal my father's ring. "You gave me your father's ring, and I gave you your mother's."

I grabbed the blanket and unfolded it to find my mother's ring. "Are you really...my husband?"

"That's what I've been trying to say idiot."

His words stung as usual, but my opinion of him was slowly changing. Wait Naruko, don't just accept it. He could have easily stalked me and stolen these things...I think?

I wrapped the ring back in the blanket and passed it back to him. "Okay...I might believe you a little now...but I won't completely trust you until you tell me something that only I would know."

I could see that he was starting to lose his patience. "Tch. You're as stupid as ever..." he mumbled under his breath.

"What was that?!"

He glared at me, folding his arms in annoyance. "When you were in middle school you had a really bad stomache during mid-terms, so you tried to pass a fart quietly and eventually it came out and echoed through the classroom. You were known as fart girl until you transfered to this highschool where you are now known as the trouble making, dumb blonde. Then, earlier this year I presume, you were spying on your senpai when-"

"Okay okay, that's enough! I believe you, geez!" I yelled in embarrassment as I covered his mouth.

Okay, so he really is my husband from the future. Damn it! If he knew about 'fart girl,' and what happened between Kakashi-Senpai and I, I can't imagine what else he could possibly know!

"B-but even thought I believe you now, why would you come back to the past just to stop us from falling in love?"

His face went from angry to sorrowful in seconds, but as sudden as his expression change was, it left even faster. Why did he look sad...?

"In the future...we're not working out."

"Huh? We're not working out? Then why don't you just divorce me?!" I yelled annoyed by his stupidity.

"It's not that simple...it's complicated..."

"Well tell me then. I am your wife aren't I?"

He stared at me with an emotionless face, blinking slowly as if he were trying to tell me I was stupid. He then turned to the old man and ordered a bowl of ramen.

"Hey!" I shouted.

The old man placed the bowl before my future husband and he began to eat.

"You're seriously eating right now? Come on! Tell me!"

He contiuned to ignore me. The way he handled me was proof enough that he really was my husband.

"Look Naruko, I have my reasons for coming back."

I pouted at him as I crossed my arms again. "Whatever..."

I watched him eat the bowl of ramen slowly. He took his time to enjoy the flavor the soup brought and never tried to wolf it down like me. Did I really marry a guy like this? Whys would I do that?

I sighed as I banged my head against the wooden counter top.

"If you keep banging your head like that, you'll lose the little bit of brain cells you have left."

I turned over to glare at him but instead I found myself staring at his beauty. He was a handsome man, but his personality ruined him.

"Hey," I called out to him.

"Hm?"

"Are we really that unhappy that not even divorce could save us...?"

That saddened expression he had on before returned, but left as quickly as it came. "Yes...This is the only way."

He soon finished his bowl and thanked the man for his food. He the stood up, adjusting his one strapped bag on his shoulder, and turned to face me. "Let's go."

"Go? Go where?" I asked as I followed my husband.

"To your place of course."

"What?"

He suddenly stopped walking, causing me to bump into him from behind. "I'm going to be staying at your place until I succeed on my mission."

"Huh?!"

"I'm going to make sure you never fall in love with me, and to do that, I'll get you together with your senpai."