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"Pfffffffft!?"

Serafall was sipping a sweet latte, as the headmistress of USSE, and was looking through student applications for the next semester, when she came across one application that caught her eye faster than any of the others. It had been several years since the academy had been set up, and years of success in producing high quality learning for the students in the school, and it finally happened.

Name: Naruto Uzumaki

Primary Subject: Mechanical Engineering

Secondary Subject: Alchemy

"Holy crap, it's been years, but it worked!? It worked!" Serafall shouted as she pulled the application out of the list of applications, and she didn't even need to read through it before she got her stamp of approval, and stamped it several times in her excitement. She grabbed her phone, dialed up Sirzechs, and after a few rings she got an answer.

"Her Serafall, sorry, I'm a bit busy right now, can I call you-"

"We did it, Naruto just applied to the school and I approved it!" Serafall informed Sirzechs of what happened, and in that very instant a magical circle appeared in her office. Sirzechs teleported right into her office with a towel around his waist, and he had a bathrobe in his hand that he quickly wrapped over his body to cover his nudity. She was smiling at him, and she could smell the scent of sex and soap off of his body, showing he had been fucking his wife in the bath when she called.

"He did, let me see!" Sirzechs rushed to her desk and he looked for the application, before he saw it in her hand and grabbed it from her. "Yes... it worked, it just took... years, but it worked!" Sirzechs had a boner, and it was unrelated to what was happening, but he was sure that right now he could have just popped an excitement boner anyway. He hugged Serafall tightly, before he let go and pumped both of his fists into the air.

They were two idiots that were super excited.

-Weeks Later-

Naruto had grown much.

Now, 18 and ready for his first experience with school. He wore his excitement on his face as he saw students of all races and species were walking around the campus, and he saw many androids were walking around and taking care of the school's property, trimming bushes and sweeping leaves off of the pavement.

'This should be safe enough for him, we are in the Underworld, the other androids have no right to kidnap him here... and this school has a remarkable history of producing good students. Okay 2B, you need to calm yourself. This is for him.' 2B followed Naruto while wearing a maid's uniform, instead of a combat uniform she would like to wear. She didn't want to draw too much attention to herself, and take away from the fact that this would be Naruto's first time interacting with other people in years.

She was carrying his suitcase for him, which contained all of his belongings, while he wore the school uniform that had been bought for him ahead of time. Classes didn't start for a few weeks, but students were expected to start living in the dorm rooms before then so that they could get used to campus.

"I wonder what kind of roommates I'll be getting." Naruto whispered in excitement.

"It says you'll be rooming with a General Studies student, a Medical student, and a Culinary arts student. It seems it is customary of the school to assign dorm rooms to students who don't have the same interests." 2B informed her owner as she followed behind him. They had been walking in the city school for hours now as they just explored, and Naruto took in everything around him with a childlike wonder upon his face.

He was 18 now, and if he ever wanted to be able to integrate into society, then he was going to need to develop skills in interacting with others. That was a skill that, due to her neglect of his social skills, he was severely lacking.

"Sounds fun." Naruto grinned as he went towards a school shop.

-Room #909-

"Oh... so I'll be rooming with the Gremory heiress, what a honor."

"I... don't know who you are, but yeah, I guess we're roommates now. I'm Rias Gremory, and I'm in the General studies course." Rias introduced herself to her new roommate of the year. The first one to arrive other than herself. She had been attending the school ever since middle school and high school, and this was her first year in her college course after taking a year away from schooling in order to take a vacation, and a tour of the human realm.

It had been years since she started attending the school.

"Akeno Himejima, and I'm a transfer college student in the Culinary arts course. I'm actually half Fallen Angel, which is why I recognized you. Your red hair stands out." Akeno bowed to her new roommate, before she entered the room and looked around. She smiled as she looked at the beds and the closest in the room. "Much larger than my last dorm room, and better than my room at home." Akeno placed her suitcase on a bed and opened it to start unpacking.

She also had boxes of stuff that would be arriving later.

"Half Fallen Angel huh... how many wings?" Rias asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I've got 6 wings, I'm quite skilled with holy lightning, though I would much rather be in the kitchen than a battlefield." Akeno showed off her cooking supplies that she had brought with her, including an entirely new set of knives that she had packed up. She had her wings hidden away, but she had 3 pairs of fallen angel wings that she could show off.

"Last time I roomed with a Fallen Angel was a few years ago, wicked woman, she was expelled after a few months though. You know her, her name was Raynare?" Rias questioned.

"Never heard of her." Akeno deadpanned.

Did she think all Fallen Angels knew each other?

There was a knock on the door, before the doorknob turned and they were greeted with the sight of a young woman about a year younger than either of them. She seemed like she was a human, she had slightly above average breasts, but overall a normal body shape. Long blond hair and green eyes, though she wore a cross around her neck.

"Oh... uh... is this room 909... I'm Asia... Asia Argento, and my key words for this door, but I don't want to get the wrong room." Asia whispered as she looked around.

"You're in the right room. I'm a devil, so can you do me a big favor, and if you want to pray, do it in your head, and not say it out loud... and don't let your cross get on my bed. Last time I accidentally sat on a cross, I had a burn mark on my butt for months." Rias smiled at Asia, making both a joke and a serious request. Hearing verses from the bible always left her in pain and weakened, and she really did get a burn mark on her ass that lasted for months before it healed naturally.

"Oh!... Okay!" Asia stated as she got into the room, and she looked around in excitement.

She had never slept in a room this big before.

"I heard the rooms were coed, and honestly, it's looking like it's going to be just us girls. Kind of disappointed, I was hoping for a cute guy." Akeno sighed in annoyance when she saw that 2 of her 3 roommates were girls. She was hoping that she would be roomed with 3 cute guys, that way she could be the center of attention. Maybe cause some chaos, dominate one of the guys in bed, get dominated by the other guy, and while the third guy watched it all happen. "Oh well, guess some dreams are meant to be dreams." Akeno waved a hand, dismissing her own kinky college dreams.

"The rooms are coed. Typically, rooms are 2 guys and 2 girls, but this year we have 17 more women who got accepted, so a good number of rooms will be 3 girls and 1 boy. In my final year of high school, I was in a room with 3 boys." Rias explained as she started to unpack her own stuff.

"Sounds great."

"So... I'm Asia Argento, and I'm... taking Medical studies as my Major, and I'm taking a Minor in Sacred Gear studies. My dream is to work hard, get my medical and sacred gear license, so I can help heal people." Asia bowed when she introduced herself.

She had gotten accepted into the academy when she submitted her application and signed up to attend the school to study and master her sacred gear, so that she could get qualifies to use her special power to help as many people as possible. She also just wanted to become a regular doctor, that way she could make the most out of her sacred gear.

"Oh cool, Sacred Gear, that makes you a human. Nice to meet you Asia, this school offers over 47 different college courses for students to take. Well, I'm actually Club President of the Manga Research and Cosplay club, you two should check it out. I'm hoping to recruit some new members this year, since I took a year off of school to travel earth." Rias walked over to Asia and placed a hand on her shoulder, pat it a few times, before she walked across to the college.

"Any rules in the dorms?" Akeno asked.

"No fighting, and no abusing the Campus Androids. This dorm is pretty lax on most things. If you want condoms, you can get them at the school store for free. Also... oh right, I'm Rias Gremory, and I'm a General studies student." Rias introduced herself to Asia in a similar way that she did to Akeno, and she did so with a smile on her face.

"Akeno Himejima, Culinary arts student, and I'm also getting a minor massage, I want to get my license while I'm here." Akeno introduced herself to Asia as well, and added a little extra information that she didn't add for Rias. "So when is our final roommate arriving?" Akeno turned her attention back to Rias.

"Well, he was suppose to be here while ago, but he seems to be late." Rias looked at the watch on her wrist. Students were suppose to arrive to their dorm rooms by a certain time, and though Akeno and Asia were a tiny bit late, Naruto was a lot later than them. That was the biggest reason why she had only taken a single year off of school, before her brother told her that Naruto had applied, and it was her duty to be his roommate for the years that he was studying.

"A bad boy... those are delicious." Akeno licked her lips.

Asia finished unpacking and smiled at herself.

"So, you transferred from another school." Rias asked Akeno, a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, I failed the entrance exam last year, so I went to a different school to get some credits, and then I applied here again this year and got accepted." Akeno explained, no shame at failing the entrance exam for the school. Only a few students got into the school without taking the exams, and they were usually those like Asia who were applying for the Sacred Gear course. "... so, before our male roommate gets here. I just want to say this... I call dibs." Akeno stated with a seductive smile.

"Dibs?" Asia asked.

"Ignore her, Fallen Angels are extremely lustful. Okay, so lets lay down a ground rule. If you ever bring over a person to do it with, please leave a sock on the door so we don't walk in and see it." Rias stated as she looked knowingly at Akeno.

Akeno just cutely smiled, stuck her tongue out, and acted like she was innocent.

That was when the door opened.

"Sorry I'm late, I got caught up taking in the sights." Naruto welcomed himself into the room with a warm smile, as 2B followed behind him.

Asia's jaw dropped when she saw his face.

Naruto!?

"Ooooh, cutie alert." Akeno whispered with a lick of his lips. "Wonder what he's got packing... hung like a horse, or with a cute little thing... either way, I'm about to have fun watching his face squirm." Akeno muttered at less than a whisper, licking her lips again as she thought about what she could do with the guy who just entered the room.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I'm majoring in Mechinical Engineering and minoring in Alchemy studies. This is my personal android 2B." Naruto introduced his silent android.

"Naruto... Miss 2B..." Asia whispered with her jaw slowly dropping.

"You look... AH! Asia, it's been awhile, what a coincidence. It's been... like 10 years since we saw each other, you look good. Glad to see you again. So, which beds are taken?" Naruto asked Rias and Akeno as he looked around the room, taking in the sights.

Asia wrapped her arms around Naruto.

"I missed you so much!"

"Seems they have a history." Akeno whispered to Rias.

"Destiny has a weird way of working things out." Rias smiled as she watched the reunion take place.

Somehow, she had a feeling that "destiny" happened to go by the name Sirzechs in this situation.

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