Planchette is pronounced "plan-shet".
Does anyone even read these? I'm convinced I'm invisible and just shouting into the void out of frustration.
Luigi Board
"Lucy come quick!" Leni called from the living room when Lucy walked into the house. "We're about to give Lincoln a call!"
Lucy walked over, seeing Lori, Luna, and Luan solemnly sitting around a smiling Leni.
Lucy cleared her throat, "Leni, you know that we can't-"
"Just humor her Lucy, please." Lori told her.
"Sigh, I'll be right with you." Lucy walked up to the group and sat with Leni on the couch.
"Yay! Now you can tell us how to use the Luigi Board so we can call Lincoln in heaven!" Leni cheered.
Luna and Luan slouched in their seats with their downtrodden expressions. Lori gave them reassuring pats, "I know, but let's just...try."
Luna stood up, "No dudes. I just...I can't be knocking on Heaven's door with you all. It's too much." She slowly left and went upstairs.
"We should put our hands on the planchette." Lucy quickly stated before anyone else could run off.
Leni gasped, "Lucy! There's no need for foul language!"
Luan started laughing, but caught herself, "I'm sorry, but...pfft..." She went back to laughing uncontrollably and pounding the coffee table a little.
Lori held up the planchette, "She means this Leni, it came with the board."
"You mean the triangle thingy? Oooh." Leni was in awe of the object, then put her hand on it.
The other three sisters followed along, placing their hands on top of each other. Lucy tried to come up with a chant, "Uh, one who was lost without accord, guide our eyes along this board."
The planchette started to move a little.
"Lincoln! Do you have good reception?" Leni asked.
The planchette moved to "Yes".
"Oh em gosh! We reached Lincoln in Heaven!" Leni squealed.
"Yeah...yeah we did Leni..." Lori assured her, she looked over at Lucy.
"Well, yes, sure, Heaven." Lucy said, "We should ask him something."
"Hey Lincoln, what's the weather like up there?" Luan asked.
The planchette moved again, starting at "S".
Leni eyed the planchette carefully, "S...O...U...P... soap? Oooh, Heaven must have soap everywhere!"
Luan gritted her teeth to keep herself from groaning.
All Lori could do was look at Leni in pity.
Lucy was still wondering what spirit they were talking to, as it felt very angry.
...
Meanwhile at a restaurant in Hell, a sinner demon was yelling into a phone, "NOT SOAP YOU STUPID BITCH! SOUP! WHAT SOUP DO YOU WANT?"
"Another crank call, Luigi?" Blitzo asked.
The demon apparently named Luigi slammed the phone onto the receiver, "Another dumb kid trying to call a demon."
Blitzo gave him a grin, "You know, for a small fee I could make all those crank calls go away."
"What are you? Some kind of psychopath?"
Blitzo shrugged, "I'm a professional and I've killed for less."
"Yeah, but with all the calls I get, I'd be up to my tits in debt."