The Shame Game

At the I.M.P. meeting room, Lincoln was groaning, "Come on you two, I need you to be able to have human disguises on Earth!"

Millie was stretching her limbs out with her eyes shut tight, "We're trying!"

Moxxie was on all fours, apparently trying to push himself into a human form, "Why are the two of us doing this again?"

Lincoln rapped his fingers on the table, "Those people in suits caught you on camera, Moxxie. Meaning that anyone could record your imp selves and that would probably be bad for us."

Moxxie stood up and sighed, "I understand that, I don't get why it's just Millie and me."

Lincoln shrugged, "Blitz told me in no uncertain terms to 'fuck off' since I'm not the boss of him anymore. Loona meanwhile already has no problem with her human disguise and barely goes on jobs with us anyway."

Loona walked into the room and easily transformed into her human disguise while barely looking up from her Hellphone, "Sit on a dick, Moxxie."

Moxxie muttered curses under his breath while Millie rubbed his back.

Lincoln looked over at the hellhound, "Say Loona, how did you get so great at your human disguise?"

Loona shrugged, "Eh, I'm just naturally great."

Lincoln rubbed his chin, "So having a human form is something Hellhounds all do naturally?"

Loona looked up from her hellphone and blushed a little, "Well, maybe I practiced a lot...not for weird fetish reasons. I'm not a Skinny."

"...the heck is a Skinny?" Lincoln asked.

Millie giggled a bit, "Oh that's someone who gets hot and heavy over humans."

Lincoln tapped his chin, "So, like the inverse of the furry fetish, got it."

"IT'S NOT A FETISH THING!" Loona yelled. She then bit her lip and showed off her now human hands, "I just get curious about what it's like to have bare skin without fur!"

Lincoln smiled at her, "There's no shame in it, Loona! A lot of humans are into that fur-people thing."

Loona pointed at him, "Are you one of those freaks?"

Lincoln shrugged, "I mean, given Via and Keenie, probably?"

The room was quiet for a moment. Moxxie coughed, "Well, I for one feel there's no shame in having certain things you like."

Loona glared at him, "You wouldn't, you two old people are kinky as fuck."

Moxxie groaned, "Why do I bother..."