Yae Miko crept past the drowsing Tubby into the Serenitea Pot Mansion. She made her way upstairs to Aether's bedroom. She opened the door and gazed inside. Her beloved Aether slept in his bed. His features illuminated in the dim moonlight were beyond angelic.
The UHA constitution said everyone had to wait for their dates, but it wouldn't be a crime if nobody found out. Secret sex was the best sex. Oh, this was going to be fun. Quietly, Yae Miko inched into the room. She reached out to caress his face.
Suddenly, a second figure stirred in the bed. Miko went still.
Paimon's tiny head poked up from the covers. She yawned, then nuzzled against Aether's cheeks like a house cat. Her snores soon joined in Aether's light breaths. Half asleep, his hand reached for Paimon and hugged her lightly. The companions both smiled contentedly.
Yae Miko bit her lip. On the one hand, she didn't appreciate getting cock-blocked by Paimon, of all people. On the other hand, this might be the most adorable thing she'd ever seen. Far be it from her to disrupt such peaceful (and cute) slumber.
Well, she supposed her booty call could wait. Yae Miko retreated the way she entered and left the mansion.
On the stoop, Tubby opened an eye and observed the retreating figure. Strange. She set a trap on the bed so she'd know the instant Miko broke the law. The alarm didn't go off. Did Yae Miko realize it was a trap?
Well, so much for catching the vixen in the act. She yawned and went back to sleep.