~ways to annoy Dimentio~
60. Pay him to be a corner hooker, hitchhiker. (XD good times good times) (AH SNAP!)
61. Do nothing all day, when he thinks he'll have one day to himself put him in a trap. (Yep did it, Check!)
62. put him on the Tilt-O-Whirl. Say that you're going to give him like an insane amount of money or just bribe him. (belongs to ThatNintendoFangirl) (check!)
63. Leave him with a hobo in Boston (belongs to RedVenice) (Oops. Check)
64. Pretend to have amnesia for a full 24 hours. When the 24 hours are up, go
back to normal and punish Dimentio for any mischief he may have pulled to take
advantage of your alleged handicap. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (ARGH! Check)
65. If he has a diary or a journal of any sort, READ IT. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (XD we're keeping it! Check)
66. To go with the old joke... Sit in a room with a keyhole and chant "Thirteen... thirteen..." over and over again. If Dimentio or ANYONE tries to look in the keyhole, poke them in the eye. Then start chanting "fourteen...fourteen..." and add a number for every person you poke. To take this further, get Dimentio in on it and have him lead everyone else toward the room so you can poke them. If they ask you what's going on, say it was all Dimentio's idea, then watch as he gets chased around by an angry mob. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston)
67. It's Dimentio's birthday. Make the day perfect for him, then slam his face
into his ice cream cake. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston)
68. make Dimentio drink cactus juice. (belongs to orangebunny) (30 chapters of the road trip!)
69. ALICE IN WONDERLAND COSPLAY! (With all the OC guest.)
70. Talk like Yoda!
SIXTY SIX: KEYHOLE!
"thirteen…..thirteen…." Dimentio was passing the fangirls room when he heard the word, he looked in the keyhole, "Ow." He stood up straight. "Fourteen….fourteen…..fourteen…" Dimentio flung open the door making both fangirls fall back due to the door hitting their heads. "GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" Acro cried holding her throbbing head.
Dimentio rolled his eyes. "What are you two doing anyway?" He asked, "Poking people when they look in the key hole." Icefox said. Acro nodded, confirming.
"Wanna help?" The both asked sitting up. "No than-" He looked down at the two, now clinging to his legs, puppy dog eyed. He sighed, "Fine."
"Fourteen….fourteen…..fourteen…" Nastasia walked past and curiosity got the best of her, she got poked.
"Fifteen…fifteen….fifteen…." Mimi got poked.
"COUNT BLECK DEMANDS YOU OPEN THIS DOOR!" Count Bleck banged on the door. "It was Dimentio's idea!" Both fan girls shoved him out the room.
"Oh no." Dimentio whispered, he teleported away.