~ways to annoy Dimentio~
60. Pay him to be a corner hooker, hitchhiker. (XD good times good times) (AH SNAP!)
61. Do nothing all day, when he thinks he'll have one day to himself put him in a trap. (Yep did it, Check!)
62. put him on the Tilt-O-Whirl. Say that you're going to give him like an insane amount of money or just bribe him. (belongs to ThatNintendoFangirl) (check!)
63. Leave him with a hobo in Boston (belongs to RedVenice) (Oops. Check)
64. Pretend to have amnesia for a full 24 hours. When the 24 hours are up, go
back to normal and punish Dimentio for any mischief he may have pulled to take
advantage of your alleged handicap. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (ARGH! Check)
65. If he has a diary or a journal of any sort, READ IT. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (XD we're keeping it! Check)
66. To go with the old joke... Sit in a room with a keyhole and chant "Thirteen... thirteen..." over and over again. If Dimentio or ANYONE tries to look in the keyhole, poke them in the eye. Then start chanting "fourteen...fourteen..." and add a number for every person you poke. To take this further, get Dimentio in on it and have him lead everyone else toward the room so you can poke them. If they ask you what's going on, say it was all Dimentio's idea, then watch as he gets chased around by an angry mob. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (Poor poor Jester. Check)
67. It's Dimentio's birthday. Make the day perfect for him, then slam his face
into his ice cream cake. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston)
68. make Dimentio drink cactus juice. (belongs to orangebunny) (30 chapters of the road trip!)
69. ALICE IN WONDERLAND COSPLAY! (With all the OC guest.)
70. Talk like Yoda!
SIXTY SEVEN: BIRTHDAY!
"Here." Acro and Icefox shoved a card in Dimentio's face. Reading the diary (And posting it online) The fangirls learned that today was Dimentio's birthday. He stared at it curiously. It had a cow with wings on it and it said 'HOLY COW!' and on the inside it said, 'You're one year older now!' He looked at the bottom, 'Hope your day is perfect! Icefox!' and then below that was, 'One year older, wow, have fun on your bday! Acro ;)'
"Well thank you." He said to the two who shrugged, "Whatcha looking for?" Icefox asked, "A book." Both fangirl eyes widened. "Is it about this big?" Icefox asked holding her hands up for help. "Yes."
"Purple and black?" Both girls asked. Dimentio sat straight up, he turned and looked at them, "Yes." He said cautiously. "Have you seen it?" He asked.
"Nope." They said.
They walked out Acro stopped in the doorway and looked back, "Oh and Dimentio?" He looked up at the two, "Day off." was all she said.
"Day off?" Dimentio spoke out loud once he was alone. "A day with them, not doing something hideous to me?" Saying it, thinking it, it was…unnerving. "You're joking right?" He asked them when he found them in the drivers area. Acro was in her seat and Icefox in hers.
"No Dim's we're not." Acro said not taking her eyes off the road. "Its your birthday you need to enjoy it." Icefox said. Dimentio shook his head and sighed, he sat down on the floor between the two.
"We said enjoy yourself not torture yourself by sitting with us." Acro said, almost hissing. They also learned he liked when they came into his room, but he didn't like it when they were quiet and serious. And right now that's how they were.
"I am enjoying myself." He said, not looking at them but at the DS that appeared in his hands.
"A cake?" Dimentio asked when the two stopped in Kenosha, Wisconsin, they dragged him in a store. "Not just any cake!" Icefox said excitedly pressing her face to the glass that separated her from the cake, "An Ice-cream cake!" Acro finished, clinging to his arm.
Acro went snap happy with her camera. "Oh stop taking pictures like a mother taking video of her childs first birthday." Dimentio said. "Come on Dimentio," Icefox said her head on his lap, "This may be the only time you have a crazy birthday with us." she said, Dimentio rolled his eyes.
"Come on eat your cake!" Acro begged. "Please?" Dimentio sighed and pushed Icefox off his lap, Acro ran over to the cake took a finger covered in icing and wiped it on Dimentio's nose (his mask is off.(1)). Acro quickly took a picture.
Icefox ran up and slammed his face in the cake. When he came up he had frosting/icing all over his face and a little bit in his hair.
Acro snapped another picture and then both girls took one finger ran it down his face and then stuck the finger in their mouth, they looked at each other, "It's missing something." They said.
"Yeah this!" Dimentio took frosting and threw it Icefox ducked and it hit Acro square in the face. Icefox stood up and laughed when Acro took off her glasses, "oh its on!" she screamed.
Aww sweet. And I'm not talking about the frosting.
I personally think that Dimentio's birthday is one of these three, September 15th, October 31st, or April 1st.
When do you think his birthday is.
(1) YOUR VOTES HAVVE BEEN TALLIED! it's a mask. 6 out of 7 of you said it was his mask so that is how it will be referred to in my stories. Got a problem with it? Too bad.