~ways to annoy Dimentio~
60. Pay him to be a corner hooker, hitchhiker. (XD good times good times) (AH SNAP!)
61. Do nothing all day, when he thinks he'll have one day to himself put him in a trap. (Yep did it, Check!)
62. put him on the Tilt-O-Whirl. Say that you're going to give him like an insane amount of money or just bribe him. (belongs to ThatNintendoFangirl) (check!)
63. Leave him with a hobo in Boston (belongs to RedVenice) (Oops. Check)
64. Pretend to have amnesia for a full 24 hours. When the 24 hours are up, go
back to normal and punish Dimentio for any mischief he may have pulled to take
advantage of your alleged handicap. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (ARGH! Check)
65. If he has a diary or a journal of any sort, READ IT. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (XD we're keeping it! Check)
66. To go with the old joke... Sit in a room with a keyhole and chant "Thirteen... thirteen..." over and over again. If Dimentio or ANYONE tries to look in the keyhole, poke them in the eye. Then start chanting "fourteen...fourteen..." and add a number for every person you poke. To take this further, get Dimentio in on it and have him lead everyone else toward the room so you can poke them. If they ask you what's going on, say it was all Dimentio's idea, then watch as he gets chased around by an angry mob. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (Poor poor Jester. Check)
67. It's Dimentio's birthday. Make the day perfect for him, then slam his face
into his ice cream cake. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (KAWAII! Check)
68. make Dimentio drink cactus juice. (belongs to orangebunny) (30 chapters of the road trip!)
69. ALICE IN WONDERLAND COSPLAY! (With all the OC guest.)
70. Talk like Yoda!
SIXTY EIGHT: JUICE!
The three passed out on the pull out couch. Icefox being the first one to wake. She went to the bathroom and washed the frosting that was caked on to her face (no pun intended). Once she was done she walked out and saw Acro sitting up rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, Icefox tossed her, her glasses which were discarded last night. Acro, still rubbing her eyes, caught them. She got out and went to wash her face off as well.
By the time she got back, Dimentio was stirring in his sleep, not fully awake but not asleep either. Acro sat down across from Icefox, she picked at her nails for a bit. Icefox brushed a few cake crumbs on the floor.
Dimentio woke when Acro closed the door to the fridge after putting the smooshed cake in it. "Where are we?" He asked.
"Somewhere in the desert." They all looked and saw Nastasia driving, "I can take over if you want." Acro offered, Nassy waved her off.
"OMG A CACTUS!" Icefox shouted waking them all up. "Yes they are commonly found here." Acro said, "How would you know you've never been here." Dimentio said, "My mom said we stopped in Las Vegas while she was-" She thought for a second then said, "I'm not going to finish that." She looked out side.
Icefox burst out laughing, what she was laughing at was Dimentio's faced still covered in frosting. "Ha ha, I'm going to wash up." He said standing up and walking out.
"How much would I have to pay you to drink cactus juice?" Icefox asked Acro as they were putting the pull out bed up. Acro thought, plopping down on the couch, "15 bucks." She said.
"ONLY fifteen?" Icefox asked, "I'd ask for at least 25." She said. Acro stuck out her tongue. "If you wanna keep that, put it back in your mouth." Dimentio said sitting between the two, "What are you talking about?" He asked, "Acro would drink Cactus juice for only 15 bucks." Icefox said, "I would ask for 25." Dimentio said. "THANK YOU!" Icefox shouted.
"Fine then." Acro said, "You want a quick 25?" She asked, "Nassy when's the next stop."
"I'm uh pulling over now K?" She said.
Acro stepped off the bus, and Icefox and Dimentio warily followed. Acro took out a knife, "Where'd she get that?" Dimentio asked Icefox who shrugged, and cut the nearest cactus in half. Then she screamed, the other two jumped, "Sorry, couldn't resist." Acro said, "Lizard and Google might be out here." She said.
Icefox looked around scared. Dimentio shrugged it off.
"Drink." Acro held out a bit of cactus. "It might be poisonous." He said. "Drink." Acro hissed. Dimentio looked at her short hair and then the knife, "Okay." he took it.
"I guess it makes you loopy." Icefox said sitting in a lawn chair observing Dimentio having a conversation, or debate with an owl that was asleep in a cactus.
I don't know if that's what it does but I kinda based it off of the Avatar series when they are in the desert and Appah (idk) gets taken, and Sakka (idk) drinks weird cactus juice.