~ways to annoy Dimentio~

60. Pay him to be a corner hooker, hitchhiker. (XD good times good times) (AH SNAP!)

61. Do nothing all day, when he thinks he'll have one day to himself put him in a trap. (Yep did it, Check!)

62. put him on the Tilt-O-Whirl. Say that you're going to give him like an insane amount of money or just bribe him. (belongs to ThatNintendoFangirl) (check!)

63. Leave him with a hobo in Boston (belongs to RedVenice) (Oops. Check)

64. Pretend to have amnesia for a full 24 hours. When the 24 hours are up, go

back to normal and punish Dimentio for any mischief he may have pulled to take

advantage of your alleged handicap. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (ARGH! Check)

65. If he has a diary or a journal of any sort, READ IT. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (XD we're keeping it! Check)

66. To go with the old joke... Sit in a room with a keyhole and chant "Thirteen... thirteen..." over and over again. If Dimentio or ANYONE tries to look in the keyhole, poke them in the eye. Then start chanting "fourteen...fourteen..." and add a number for every person you poke. To take this further, get Dimentio in on it and have him lead everyone else toward the room so you can poke them. If they ask you what's going on, say it was all Dimentio's idea, then watch as he gets chased around by an angry mob. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (Poor poor Jester. Check)

67. It's Dimentio's birthday. Make the day perfect for him, then slam his face

into his ice cream cake. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (KAWAII! Check)

68. make Dimentio drink cactus juice. (belongs to orangebunny) (30 chapters of the road trip!) (HA LOOPY JESTER! Check)

69. ALICE IN WONDERLAND COSPLAY! (With all the OC guest.)

70. Talk like Yoda!

SIXTY NINE: ALICE!

CAST:

Acro: Mad Hatter (Sorry role play with my friends I had to take the role)

Icefox: Chessur Cat (It can be spelled that way so no snappy at Acro…y)

Alec: March Hare

Mikey: Chessur cat (YUS THERE WILL BE TWO!)

Amp: White King (he can't be a Queen now can he?)

Arachni: Red Queen

Toni: White Rabbit

Jack: Dormouse

Venice: Asylum (I know the caterpillars name is Absolum but Venice is a girl so I shoe Asylum)

Blackmoon: Styane (Pronounced Sty-ann)

Dimentio: Alice (XD)

A/N: This is kinda based off of Ouran High School Host Club's AIW and Tim's version. And this chapter will be long. Very long! But bear with me and read it. It will be worth your while….and if its not I'm sorry. I'm seperating it into parts for you!

Dimentio walked in his new home, it basically has the same layout of Castle Bleck with a few changes here and there. He heard a ticking noise and looked around, he saw a girl wearing white rabbit ears on her head duck into one of the rooms. He ran over and looked inside.

He saw her wearing a black waist coat with a white under shirt and a black skirt, indeed with rabbit ears, her long magenta-y hair flowed as she turned and looked at her, in her hand was a Shroom shake, she dropped it and calmly walked two feet forward, the ground shook and she disappeared in the ground.

Dimentio calmly walked forward, his foot stepped on the Shroom shake can, but instead of crushing it, it rolled and caused him to fall forward into the hole the girl disappeared into.

Dimentio landed with a thud. He got up and looked around.

"So you came?" He turned and saw the girl with rabbit ears sitting on what looked like a giant mushroom. "Come we'll take you to Asylum." He looked down and saw a small human boy, by small I mean mouse small. He looked like a boy but hair mouse ears and a tail to match. "I'm not go to an Asylum." Dimentio spoke for the first time, "This place is beyond weird. And I'm going home." He said.

"Going home he says." The rabbit girl said to the mouse boy. "Did you hear that Jack?" She asked the mouse boy. "I DO have ears Toni!" Jack snapped.

"Come on, I think you'll like Asylum." Toni grabbed his hand and picked up Jack before running.

It wasn't long before they ran into a cloud of bubbles. Dimentio saw a black and white caterpillar (I'm basing this off the descriptions you guys gave me.). Her toes…fingers(?) were colored a very dark brown, almost black. She blew in a straw and created more bubbles.

"Who are you?" Dimentio asked stepping forward, "Ahh the very question that plagues every thought." The caterpillar rolled on her back. Dimentio noticed she looked human, more caterpillar then human, but human.

"Who are you?" She asked, "I am Dimentio, now who are you?" He asked ready to attack. The girl giggled, "I am Venice, but you may call me Asylum."

"Asylum is wise." Jack said behind Dimentio, "She absolute."

"She's asylum!" Toni cried happily (Warning very OOC)

"What am I doin-"

"Whats that?" Toni jumped up, one of her rabbit ears twitched, "Knights." She said, Dimentio saw Venice being blocked from veiw by the bubbles.

"RUN!" Toni cried. Red playing cards, that looked like knights, came out. "Wait knights?" Dimentio looked at them, "RUN YOU BIG LUG! IF STYANN GETS YOU THAT'LL BE IT!" Jack shouted at him, "The red queen ain't so nice to oysters!" Dimentio teleported away.

By night Dimentio had wandered into an abandoned building, there were pillars on either side of him.

"Who have we here?" He gasped and turned, he saw a girl wearing a cat outfit, ears tail paws and all. (If you watch Ouran High school Host Club its how Hikaru and his brother look like.)

"Who are you?" He asked bravely. "I believe I asked you first." She turned and disappeared be hind the column, "So its only fair you answer me first." Dimentio gasped and turned around to see the same cat.

"I am Dimentio." He said getting tired of explaining it.

The cat nodded and disappeared behind the column, "It's only natural you think you know who you are." He turned there the cat was. "Who are you?" Dimentio asked shaking his head at the cat's unusualness.

"Icefox, Mikey." She couldn't decide. "Are you going to show me the way?" He asked her. She closed her eyes and grinned, disappearing behind another pillar, and reappearing on the other side of him, "It all depends-" She disappeared, and reappeared ahead of him, "On where you are wanting to go."

"Will you both show yourself?" He asked getting annoyed. The cat girl ahead of him blinked, he sighed and walked away.

The other cat girl came out and stood by the other. They both blinked as their tails flicked back and forth.

Dimentio came upon a table, a blond boy was eating cake, on his head were brown ears, in the chair across from him was Jack. At the end of the table was a sleeping girl, her hat covered her face. On the table were various tea cups, tea pots, and plates.

Dimentio made a move to move a chair out of his way, "OH NO!" The blonde boy threw a tea cup (full of tea) at him. He ducked and it hit the tree behind him, "ALEC!" The girl who wasn't as asleep as Dimentio thought grabbed the boys hand, "Calm." She whispered. The boy, Alec, still twitching didn't throw another object.

"Who are you?" Dimentio asked,

"Who is she?" Jack asked, "Who is she! She's the maddest of all hatters she is!" Jack snapped.

"Thank you Jacky." The girl said one had coming out and stroking the mouse boy on the head, "Who are you?" Dimentio asked once again annoyed, the girl grinned and grabbed the tip of her hat, she looked up, crazed green eyes met his mix match ones. "I'm Acro." She said.

"Styane was after this lug. Say's he's Dimentio" Jack asked lying down in a tea cup like one would a hammock. "Come sit." Acro motioned to the seat between her the edge of the table and Alec, who was still twitching and glaring at everything. "Styane is not to be taken lightly, she's a kind heart, but a demented soul corrupted the poor girl." The insane girl said once Dimentio moved to sit.

"Ahh you know Aunt Styane would sell you out if she could." Jack snapped his eyes closing, "Go to sleep Jack." Acro said her eyes had a far away look as she draped a napkin over the cup he was in. "Aunt?" Dimentio looked at Acro who's eyes turned yellow and then a nasty red.

"Styane used to be my sister, Blackmoon, but the red queens demented soul changed her to Styane." Acro explained, "She's a no good, Gallymogger BLAHAMOR, TWISHED EVLAH SISAH-"

"HATTER!" Alec cried pulling his ears down, Acro's eyes slowly turned back to their crazed green, she chuckled lightly and grinned, pushing her glasses up, "I'm fine." She whimpered.

Something rattled in the bushes.

"OH NO!" Alec cried his hands shook as he tried to arrange everything around him neatly.

Jack popped up, "Oh no, Styane." He whispered. Acro took Dimentio's hand and shoved a drink into them, "Hurry, drink." She said, he didn't know what to do other then what she said. He drank it and shrunk. Acro grabbed him and stuffed him in a teapot.

Styane came out with knights, "So my sister," She hissed, "Where is he?" She asked, "He who?" Acro asked giggly.

Styane grabbed her neck, "You'll loose your head if you're hiding him sister dear." She said happily.

"Too late." Alec and Jack burst out laughing.

Acro grinned the tea pot still in her hand, Styane walked down the other side of the table, "You're all mad." she hissed.

"Thank you very much." Acro said bowing her head, Alec banged his hand on the table laughing and Jack slipped in the tea cup laughing.

"Especially you sister." Styane threw the tea cup down.