~ways to annoy Dimentio~
60. Pay him to be a corner hooker, hitchhiker. (XD good times good times) (AH SNAP!)
61. Do nothing all day, when he thinks he'll have one day to himself put him in a trap. (Yep did it, Check!)
62. put him on the Tilt-O-Whirl. Say that you're going to give him like an insane amount of money or just bribe him. (belongs to ThatNintendoFangirl) (check!)
63. Leave him with a hobo in Boston (belongs to RedVenice) (Oops. Check)
64. Pretend to have amnesia for a full 24 hours. When the 24 hours are up, go
back to normal and punish Dimentio for any mischief he may have pulled to take
advantage of your alleged handicap. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (ARGH! Check)
65. If he has a diary or a journal of any sort, READ IT. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (XD we're keeping it! Check)
66. To go with the old joke... Sit in a room with a keyhole and chant "Thirteen... thirteen..." over and over again. If Dimentio or ANYONE tries to look in the keyhole, poke them in the eye. Then start chanting "fourteen...fourteen..." and add a number for every person you poke. To take this further, get Dimentio in on it and have him lead everyone else toward the room so you can poke them. If they ask you what's going on, say it was all Dimentio's idea, then watch as he gets chased around by an angry mob. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (Poor poor Jester. Check)
67. It's Dimentio's birthday. Make the day perfect for him, then slam his face
into his ice cream cake. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (KAWAII! Check)
68. make Dimentio drink cactus juice. (belongs to orangebunny) (30 chapters of the road trip!) (HA LOOPY JESTER! Check)
69. ALICE IN WONDERLAND COSPLAY! (With all the OC guest.)
70. Talk like Yoda!
SIXTY NINE: ALICE!
CAST:
Acro: Mad Hatter (Sorry role play with my friends I had to take the role)
Icefox: Chessur Cat (It can be spelled that way so no snappy at Acro…y)
Alec: March Hare
Mikey: Chessur cat (YUS THERE WILL BE TWO!)
Amp: White King (he can't be a Queen now can he?)
Arachni: Red Queen
Toni: White Rabbit
Jack: Dormouse
Venice: Asylum (I know the caterpillars name is Absolum but Venice is a girl so I shoe Asylum)
Blackmoon: Styane (Pronounced Sty-ann)
Dimentio: Alice (XD)
A/N: This is kinda based off of Ouran High School Host Club's AIW and Tim's version. And this chapter will be long. Very long! But bear with me and read it. It will be worth your while….and if its not I'm sorry. I'm seperating it into parts for you!
"If Blackmoon's your sister," Dimentio began, "Then how come you call her Styane now?" He asked, still small sized, on Acro's hat.
"Styane," She murmured, "Blackmoon." Jack poked his head out of Acro's jacket pocket, "Aunt Styane fancied the name she made when they was little and used it." He explained.
Dimentio didn't understand but didn't push it seeing as Acro's eyes were turning yellow.
"Here." She said finally clearly. "It was here." She had a far away look on her face, as she looked in the water below her, "Knights came collecting out dear brother, Styane fancied the knights, but she couldn't be one cause she's a girl." Dimentio looked in Acro's eyes in the reflection, they were slowly turning orange, "She fancied her new name. and made court with the queen. The Corrupted Queen." She whispered, tears gathering in her eyes.
"Mother." Jack whispered.
"No," Acro said softly, "Arachni took liking you see to my hats. Too much a liking Styane says. She worked her way up and the demented queen had me banished with Stynae's help. Wasn't allowed to see me own sister." Acro said a tear slide from her now red eyes.
"Why did you come here?" Dimentio asked.
"Some say I'm mad." Was Acro's only answer.
Dimentio didn't know where he was when he woke, he saw Acro walking away without her hat, he looked down seeing himself on the hat. Dimentio looked up and wanted to call out to Acro, but he saw the knights she told him about gather around her, shackle her and take her away.
Dimentio tried to follow, he at least tried to keep them insight with out disturbing the dimensions. 'This place is really starting to annoy me.' He thought. Finally he came to a grand castle.
It seemed dark, maybe it was the cloud that hovered towards the top of the castle. He saw Acro being pushed in, Dimentio teleported back to the hat, grabbed it and teleported back to the castle, but now the gate was closed.
Dimentio waked to the moat and saw that it looked clear but infact had body parts here and there. He shuddered, "Annoying now disgusting." He said.
"My queen." Styane bowed to Arachni who was looking at her rainbow ring, "Oh there you are." She said, "we've taken the calendar." Styane said unveiling the calendar (I know what its called but lets pretend its called CALENDAR!)
"Who is that?" Arachni asked looking closely at one picture, "Its Dimentio." Styane hissed, "What's he doing to my baby?" Arachni asked, "Slaying it." Styane said.
"HE SLAYED MY BABY!" She screamed her face turning red, "Not yet!" Styane said careful not to make her angry, "But it will happen." She said, "We also caught someone helping him."
"Who?" Arachni's face, now back to its normal complexion, looked confused. "A hatter and mouse boy." Styane hissed.
Dimentio looked in one of the windows, he saw Toni play a trumpet and announce something before she was snapped at by who he assumed was the queen. The doors opened, he saw Acro step in her head down. He looked back at the queen who seemed to be bouncing, she looked giddy.
Acro kneeled down and didn't look up till the queen took Acro's jaw in her hand and tilted her face up, now the queen was bouncing up and down, she seemed to be squealing. Styane looked murderous.
Acro sat in a furnished prisoner cell, while her Jack paced in a bird cage, hanging outside her cell. "I will be sorry to see you live here till Dimentio is executed." Icefox appeared, Acro looked up at her friend sadly through the bars. "It will be a shame." Mikey said stepping out from behind Icefox, "I wonder if we could have your hat?" They said.
"I'd like for you to leave my poor lost hat out of this." Acro sighed.
"Not lost." Dimentio stepped up with her hat, he was now his normal size, a little taller then before but none the less he wasn't Jack's size.
"Dimentio, you dog." Jack laughed, Icefox and Mikey hissed.
Acro stood and ran to the bars, "Why did you come here?" She asked grasping the bars, "Some say I'm mad." Dimentio grinned and Acro let out a giggle.
He unlocked her cell and she burst out of it and hugged Dimentio, "Why is it you're always too tall, or too small?" She asked burying her face in his chest.
"I think the exit's this way." Icefox pointed down one hallway while Mikey pointed down the opposite.
Dimentio looked at Acro who had Jack in her jacket pocket, "Rights always right." She said, Dimentio nodded and grabbed her hand the five ran down the hallway, "Toni." Dimentio said stopping, Toni stood stiff outside one of the rooms. She looked relieved to see them, "I'm glad you're safe." She said to them all.
"Come with us." Jack said.
"Seize them!" They turned and saw Styane. Still holding her hand, Dimentio dragged Acro down the hallway, Toni turned and ran with them while the two cat girls distracted Styane.
They managed to find their way to the gate, wher the cat girls were waiting. Dimentio didn't have time to process how one earth they managed to do that, when he heard a growl behind him. They all turned and saw a giant animal (The Bandersnatch) Arachni glared at Dimentio, "Let my prisoner go!" She screamed, Dimentio pushed Acro behind him, "Dimentio your path is to go to the White Kings Castle." Acro said. "I'm making the path, you go on." He said. He snapped his fingers and one of the knights exploded.
"My king, I am sorry I failed," Acro said kneeling before the White King, AmperDavid. "I-We- left Dimentio there."
"Acro you haven't failed. Dimentio will find the Vorpal sword there as foretold." Amp said, "Toni please show my guest to their rooms." Toni nodded happily, "Oh and Acro," Amp called, the crazed girl looked back, "I hope Arachni didn't do anything." Acro nodded understanding what he meant.
Dimentio managed to fight them off with a sword he found, and was now dragging himself and the sword to the gleaming white castle off in the distance.
"Acro," Amp knocked on the crazed girls door, Acro looked from the window to the King. "You might want to see this." Behind him was Icefox and Mikey.
Amp handed Acro his telescope, she looked through it, "He's okay!" She cried, Icefox grinned, and Mikey looked through it laughing happily.
Acro and the others ran down, they all hugged him. "You're still taller." Jack said, "I thought you looked taller." Amp said, Dimentio looked up (or down I guess) at him.
"You must be the white King." Dimentio said, "Amp." He shrugged. "Come I'll fix that height of yours."
Dimentio actually felt better once he was his normal size, his legs hurt from the journey but he felt better none the less.