~ways to annoy Dimentio~
60. Pay him to be a corner hooker, hitchhiker. (XD good times good times) (AH SNAP!)
61. Do nothing all day, when he thinks he'll have one day to himself put him in a trap. (Yep did it, Check!)
62. put him on the Tilt-O-Whirl. Say that you're going to give him like an insane amount of money or just bribe him. (belongs to ThatNintendoFangirl) (check!)
63. Leave him with a hobo in Boston (belongs to RedVenice) (Oops. Check)
64. Pretend to have amnesia for a full 24 hours. When the 24 hours are up, go
back to normal and punish Dimentio for any mischief he may have pulled to take
advantage of your alleged handicap. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (ARGH! Check)
65. If he has a diary or a journal of any sort, READ IT. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (XD we're keeping it! Check)
66. To go with the old joke... Sit in a room with a keyhole and chant "Thirteen... thirteen..." over and over again. If Dimentio or ANYONE tries to look in the keyhole, poke them in the eye. Then start chanting "fourteen...fourteen..." and add a number for every person you poke. To take this further, get Dimentio in on it and have him lead everyone else toward the room so you can poke them. If they ask you what's going on, say it was all Dimentio's idea, then watch as he gets chased around by an angry mob. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (Poor poor Jester. Check)
67. It's Dimentio's birthday. Make the day perfect for him, then slam his face
into his ice cream cake. (belongs to The Great Mikey Weston) (KAWAII! Check)
68. make Dimentio drink cactus juice. (belongs to orangebunny) (30 chapters of the road trip!) (HA LOOPY JESTER! Check)
69. ALICE IN WONDERLAND COSPLAY! (With all the OC guest.)
70. Talk like Yoda!
SIXTY NINE: ALICE!
CAST:
Acro: Mad Hatter (Sorry role play with my friends I had to take the role)
Icefox: Chessur Cat (It can be spelled that way so no snappy at Acro…y)
Alec: March Hare
Mikey: Chessur cat (YUS THERE WILL BE TWO!)
Amp: White King (he can't be a Queen now can he?)
Arachni: Red Queen
Toni: White Rabbit
Jack: Dormouse
Venice: Asylum (I know the caterpillars name is Absolum but Venice is a girl so I shoe Asylum)
Blackmoon: Styane (Pronounced Sty-ann)
Dimentio: Alice (XD)
A/N: This is kinda based off of Ouran High School Host Club's AIW and Tim's version. And this chapter will be long. Very long! But bear with me and read it. It will be worth your while….and if its not I'm sorry. I'm seperating it into parts for you!
"You will have to fight Arachni's Jabberwocky you know." Acro said scarring Dimentio. He turned and saw her already dressed for bed with the exception of her hat. "And with a good fight, is a good nights rest." She added standing next to him, she pulled her hat down over her eyes.
"I don't know what your talking about." Truth was he did, he had to fight some creature and make Amp the true king again. Why this was thrust upon him at the last second he didn't know, but it gave him an annoying headache.
"A riddle." Acro said, "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" "What?" Dimentio laughed and looked at her, now with Icefox and Mikey on either side of her, like body guards. He suddenly went quiet.
The next day Dimentio looked out his window and saw Acro, Icefox, Mikey, Jack and even Alec who mysteriously got there, practicing their fighting. He sighed, "Problems never got solved with sighing." He gasped and turned on the window sill was Venice, but she was hanging upside down and was threading something together. "Then what should I solve it with?" He snapped, "Think for a second." Venice said.
"How does this feel?" She asked her eyes closed as she continued to thread the thing together. "Unreal."
"Like a dream?" Venice offered Dimentio nodded and looked back outside. "Dreams can be misleading, even if they come true." She said. Dimentio shook his head, "That makes no sense." He looked at her, realizing she was making a cocoon. "But even in dreams, we find we can do anything we set our mind to." Venice whispered, and she disappeared into the cocoon.
Dimentio exited the castle, the others stopped their fighting and looked at him, Amp walked up to him, "I'm ready." Dimentio sneered.
Amp nodded grimly.
The battle went by like a blur, the Jabberwocky was more annoying and disgusting then anything else here. Dimentio came out of his dazed state as he felt someone hug him. Two someones actually, he looked down and saw Acro and Icefox, they smiled. Suddenly everything started to fade from his vision.
Dimentio's eyes snapped open, "Geeze Dimentio don't give us a heart attack." Acro said, "We lost you for a second." Icefox said. Dimentio looked around, he felt tired but at home with the two fangirls that were hugging him saying they were worried. If only he could find his book.
If you read through all that WOOHOO! If you didn't oh well.