*~*Easy ways to Annoy Dimentio*~*
72) any time Dimentio comes into the room, you play his theme (by Pinkdesi101) (CHECK)
73) Have Dimentio play Dance Dance Revolution! (check)
74) Whenever he asked you a question reply with, "Ain't no rest for the wicked" (check)
75) Replace his wardrobe with pink clothes (stolen from Mimi of course) (check)
76) Bury him in sand (check)
77) put a crab down his pants (or on his hat) (checkish)
78) Dump ICE cold water down his back. (Check XD)
79) When he's in a bad mood sing, "Don't stop believing!" (check)
80) Cosplay as characters and act like them to annoy him (Duh)
81) "accidentally" pick a fire flower and burn him with it. (Check heehee)
82) Convince him that he is a girl.
EIGHTY TWO: GIRL!
"You are."
"Not."
"Are."
"Not."
"Are!"
"Not!"
"Yes you are!"
"No I most certainly am not!"
"Yes you most certainly are!"
"Okay for the sake of the conversation…What if I was?"
"Then there would be a lot of disappointed fan girls."
"Okay so where's your proof?"
"Well a lot of fan girls wish to-"
"Not the fan girls! Your proof about me!"
"Vain much?"
"I will kill you both if you do not answer me."
"Meanie."
"I'm waiting."
"In all honesty a lot of people though you were a girl."
"Why would they think that?"
"Mostly the dress."
"It is a poncho thank you very much!"
"Anyway, yeah they thought you were a girl…so it only sees fit that some people WANT you to be one."
"Are you two one of those?"
"Nope."
"Good."
"But ya kinda acted like a girl."
"Do I have to show you my proof that I'm not?"
"NO!"
"So then it's settled. I'm not a girl."
"No but you are a pansy."
I wanted this to be strictly dialogue. I'm pretty sure you can figure out who's who.