*~*Easy ways to Annoy Dimentio*~*
83) Make him become one with Russia
84) Avoid him all day
85) Make him go shopping with Icefox and Acro (oh dear)
86) Throw sunflower seeds at him and if it hits him yell "SCORE!"
87) Leave him with Jack.
88) Lock him in a room with Nastasia (Oh this should be fun)
89) Refuse to speak the language he knows (there will be translations don't worry)
90) Constantly refer to "the prophecy"
91) stare at the sky when he asks why say, "Mars is awfully bright tonight"
92) Give him the Counts staff and when Count demands it back say Dimentio stole it.
93) Make a puppet that looks like him and include said puppet in conversations.
EIGHTY THREE: RUSSIA!
Acro and Icefox looked at the two Russians. One was Ivan…and the other was Acro's friend Kat. Ivan is the personification of Russia and Kat…she like's Russia so she followed him here.
"So…what's up?" Kat asked.
"You must make Dimentio become one with Russia." Icefox said since Acro was trying not to laugh at her friend who tried to dress like Ivan.
Dimentio floated into someone after coming back from a battle, he looked up and saw a creepy smile and violet/purple eyes.
"Come back to Russia." the large man wrapped his arms around Dimentio.
"No thank you." Dimentio said confused.
"Da!" Kat said popping up behind Ivan.
"Da?"
"He said DA!" Kat pulled at Ivan who gave an awkward smile.
Acro and Icefox-who happened to be peeking around the corner-shared a confused look.
"I didn't expect him to say yes." Acro said bursting out laughing.
I know it's not spelled "Da" in Russian, it's just that's how I hear it so that's how I wrote it. So as not to confuse anyone. Ivan ins from Hetalia and I love him! I would become on with him if Prussia hadn't invaded my vital regions. XD