83) Make him become one with Russia (check)
84) Avoid him all day (check)
85) Make him go shopping with Icefox and Acro (oh dear)
86) Throw sunflower seeds at him and if it hits him yell "SCORE!"
87) Leave him with Jack.
88) Lock him in a room with Nastasia (Oh this should be fun)
89) Refuse to speak the language he knows (there will be translations don't worry)
90) Constantly refer to "the prophecy"
91) stare at the sky when he asks why say, "Mars is awfully bright tonight"
92) Give him the Counts staff and when Count demands it back say Dimentio stole it.
93) Make a puppet that looks like him and include said puppet in conversations.
EIGHTY FIVE: SHOPPING!
"Why am I here again?" Dimentio asked as the three sat down at the mall food court.
"One, because you need sun." Icefox said.
"Two you carry our stuff." Acro added.
Dimentio rolled his eyes.
"Do you think you have enough?" Dimentio said, carrying bags and boxes, the girls looked at the pile he was carrying.
"Hmmmm." Icefox put a finger to her chin in thought, "I guess?" she looked at Acro who seemed to sigh in relief, "Finally, we can go home."
Dimentio rubbed his sore arms, his two girls were sitting on the floor by his closet going through what they had bought. Mostly jackets, movies and CD's but there was the occasional shirt or jeans.
"You know," Icefox said, a jacket thrown across her lap, "You could have just teleported the stuff here after buying it." she said to Dimentio who's own eyes widened in realization.
XD fail.